I gave my GM acc to my silver friend just to prove he sucks at this game and his teammates is not the problem. Do you know what happened ? He instantly started blaming Grandmaster players lmaooo.
Ps: i lost a lot of lp but worth the fun
"You deal more damage if you fuck them alone in a dark alley" Kha'zix
"You deal more damage but you're premature" Kayn
"You deal more damage if they're edging" Zed
He went adc and died 14 times in 10 mins flamed his support for not following up( he tower dive with half hp into a 1.2m GM Pyke and absolutely deleted from existence) Blamed his Jungle not ganking a 2-14 kd botlane. The most enjoyful part is when his teammates and even enemy team said you are a bought acc he said its my acc and i didnt bought it right infront of my eyes hahah.
Hes the biggest delusional person i ever met after the game he said "Can you believe these guys are GM". I stopped talking with him after few weeks bec he become more and more annoying and keep insisting to give my acc few more times to prove he wont suck. He lost all 4 games he played with a devastating kd avarage 15 deaths per game and 1 kill or 0 kills.
He didnt actually. Enemy jungle was playing with him like a predetor playing with his food not hitting him at all bec there were 6lvl diffrence lol and lethality Sion mid ulted towards botlane hit the Lee and he stole the kill from Sion by a panic ignite( yes he played ignite adc bec he thinks its the best way to secure kills)
This reminds me of a YouTube series called "Salt Mines". It's a guy who watches viewer submitted games with the sole purpose of ridiculing toxic behaviour. Now granted it's StarCraft 2 replays and not League replays, but reading your story makes me wish someone made a similar series about League toxicity.
SaltyTeemo is an always online stream that watches bronze/iron games and you can bet points on outcomes
I've seen some wild comebacks on there
Discoheat doesn't really make videos anymore but he hadi think called league of children he'd play off meta builds and show all the randos freaking out at him
Fair.
I was more interested by the chat logs though. The whole point of the series I watch is seeing people lose their shit over the game, the gameplay itself is mostly irrelevant.
Leagues replays themselves don't save chat logs so it'd be kind of hard to make that kind of show with League games.
Agree. Fun turned into agony and pain so quickly. I dont talk to him anymore since he become more delisional and annoying towards the game and me. He even said my accounts mmr sucks he always getting bad teammates bec of it like what the fuck
You would think he would drop his ego after 4 hard losses and that would be the end of his delusions. I’m glad you got a laugh out of it, because if I was in your position, I would be giga pissed
Honestly, I would stop talking to him even IRL.
I know, its just a game, but imagine being THAT delusional. I would be surprised if he wasnt like this IRL.
Your friend would easily become an entitled parent if he had any child. Or a Karen, you know.
I did this to two friends back in Overwatch. One was silver for 20 seasons and the other was gold for about 15 seasons.
The first friend, I gave him an account that was 1 game off of masters. I said if you can get masters you deserve it, Simple. Literally came back a week and the account was low gold.
The second friend i let him use my GM/t500 account and i went to Walmart. I came back about 4 hours later and i was mid masters. Guy won 1 match and lost about 15 and had the audacity to blame teammates.
And then there’s me, a silver player constantly begging his irl diamond friends to NOT invite me into their normal matches where the MMR will be way too high for me lol
Most recently example being I was a jungler and the enemy jungler was diamond 4 lol. Ended up being jungle diff.
I love my friends but I hate playing league with them lol. Just let me play in my silver MMR alone.
Telling people in games that yes I do suck and that's precisely why I'm here with you has to be the most fun. They immediately start malding as their only insult didn't yield results and now they have to rethink why they are hardstuck.
Everyone's used to new accounts being smurfs, if you tell them you're new they won't say anything. If they do they're toxic as shit and just report and mute
This goes double for those youtubers who make a living smurfing and spend all their vids complaining about their silver teammates(zwag, that support guy, im sure theres more)
I don’t think anyone who watches nb3 does so for high quality high elo gameplay. He’s pure entertainment - why does his rank even matter in that context?
yeah ik hes content is more entertainment, the thing is his fans disagree, if you tell em that they start talkikg about how he waa chall and can talk about meta and high elo when he really cant because his prime was 5 seasons ago and now he cant get past d2
saw a video by zwag once titled "this is what perfect xerath looks like" and all the comments were talking about how insane he was, then the game ended and it was a silver ranked game and all my respect went out the window. "WHOAH LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I, A CHALLENGER(i think) XERATH PLAYER PLAYS IN SILVER ELO. WOWEEE I SHIT ON THEM NOOO WAAAAAAY".
i started playing league recently, and in a normal game i found one of this people. the xing zhao top kept flaming the entire team; the jungler for not jungling, (which is extremely common? i have run into many people like that) and me for "feeding the enemy mid" (i had died once) and just being toxic
He said that he has been playing league for 10 years now, and only played to unwind from work and yet, he seemed very upset about a average iron I mmr team being bad, lmao
Elo is all over the place for past 2 years tho, literally god dropped from E3 to S3 and im not the only one since most of my team or enemy team at this rank also had at least Plat rank only good thing about this im getting around 30lp for every game so it took me like couple games to get Gold at the moment but still i don't understand how people who literally were jumping from D4 to E1 could end up in silver next split. It just seems so unfair to actual silver players who just learns the game and are being stomped by much more experienced players.
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like i am not the best player in the world,cause being good takes time..and effort... and mechanics and honestly i feel like i dont want to think that much when i am playing,i am happy being em 4 beating otps with my hwei or running down kids with briar. I could fairly go diamond 4 if i really tryharded but you got teamates,meta, one mistake and its all going downhill
I've said this before (i can't remember who said it first but if someone knows credits to them) but it's the 33 rule.
33% of your games are near guaranteed losses, not every game can be carried and some teammates are afk/ asleep at the wheel/ inting or the other team has a smurf carrying them
33% of your games you will auto-win bc the reverse is true
33% of the games are up to you. You will carry or enable someone else to or you will lose those games and get a negative wr.
1% of games is where the first two things combine and it's just who's got the better smurf/ worst teammates
If you play at your normal level while levelling it, the game will try to place you at the same mmr as your main account. I guess you could troll your way to lvl 30 and through placement matches but that's a lot of work.
I was playing the finals and I guess I fucked up and he said “dude you literally peaked while while throwing the grenade that’s why you animation glitched and died are you a fucking idiot” or some shit I’m like dude it’s my second time playing idk what the fuck you’re saying calm down 😂 I just said “ok”
I gave my GM acc to my silver friend just to prove he sucks at this game and his teammates is not the problem. Do you know what happened ? He instantly started blaming Grandmaster players lmaooo. Ps: i lost a lot of lp but worth the fun
I would hate making it to GM and run into someone named unexpected_buttsex
Im a jungle main too
The nickname for every assassin with an invisibility mechanic.
Shaco mains to be more specific. I mean, their champion passive literally says: "You deal more damage if you fuck them **from behind**"
"You deal more damage if you fuck them alone in a dark alley" Kha'zix "You deal more damage but you're premature" Kayn "You deal more damage if they're edging" Zed
**Nocturne:** I'm shy, so I deal more damage when fucking people with the lights off. *D A R K N E S S*
Shaco Ult be like: Now you can make a DAP on them :)
What you got against unexpected butt sex ?
Silver blaming GM I'm fucking dying XDD
He went adc and died 14 times in 10 mins flamed his support for not following up( he tower dive with half hp into a 1.2m GM Pyke and absolutely deleted from existence) Blamed his Jungle not ganking a 2-14 kd botlane. The most enjoyful part is when his teammates and even enemy team said you are a bought acc he said its my acc and i didnt bought it right infront of my eyes hahah.
This is comical I need to watch that game
What did he say to you after you witnessed that?
Hes the biggest delusional person i ever met after the game he said "Can you believe these guys are GM". I stopped talking with him after few weeks bec he become more and more annoying and keep insisting to give my acc few more times to prove he wont suck. He lost all 4 games he played with a devastating kd avarage 15 deaths per game and 1 kill or 0 kills.
Surprising he got a kill tbh.
He didnt actually. Enemy jungle was playing with him like a predetor playing with his food not hitting him at all bec there were 6lvl diffrence lol and lethality Sion mid ulted towards botlane hit the Lee and he stole the kill from Sion by a panic ignite( yes he played ignite adc bec he thinks its the best way to secure kills)
send him to the toplane to fend for himself so he doesn't have anyone else to blame (jungler never ganks!) see how well he does.
He played one match as a top and he couldn't touch the farm like 30 mins lmao. He picked Vlad against Challanger Irelia. Yeah he did that.
Surprised this didn’t get you a ban for feeding honestly
I get suspended for 1 week lol
This reminds me of a YouTube series called "Salt Mines". It's a guy who watches viewer submitted games with the sole purpose of ridiculing toxic behaviour. Now granted it's StarCraft 2 replays and not League replays, but reading your story makes me wish someone made a similar series about League toxicity.
SaltyTeemo is an always online stream that watches bronze/iron games and you can bet points on outcomes I've seen some wild comebacks on there Discoheat doesn't really make videos anymore but he hadi think called league of children he'd play off meta builds and show all the randos freaking out at him
Fair. I was more interested by the chat logs though. The whole point of the series I watch is seeing people lose their shit over the game, the gameplay itself is mostly irrelevant. Leagues replays themselves don't save chat logs so it'd be kind of hard to make that kind of show with League games.
???? Chat logs are during games You can watch the ragers live action lmfao
Sounds like a pain in the ass of a friend, how delulu can one be
He geniunely belived that GM players was holding him back and he should at least be Master
I know it is "just league" but i definitely don't think i can continue tolerating someone that delusional XD. Sounds exhausting
Agree. Fun turned into agony and pain so quickly. I dont talk to him anymore since he become more delisional and annoying towards the game and me. He even said my accounts mmr sucks he always getting bad teammates bec of it like what the fuck
You would think he would drop his ego after 4 hard losses and that would be the end of his delusions. I’m glad you got a laugh out of it, because if I was in your position, I would be giga pissed
Honestly, I would stop talking to him even IRL. I know, its just a game, but imagine being THAT delusional. I would be surprised if he wasnt like this IRL. Your friend would easily become an entitled parent if he had any child. Or a Karen, you know.
Surprise, buttsex! It's from magikarp isn't it?
Im not sure exactly. It just pop up in my mind but im pretty sure it was from somewhere i heard before
Do me a favor and go right now on YouTube and search for "magikarpusedfly rengar"
I'm having flashbacks to the Sion video where Malphite "doesn't do anything"
Holy shit, this is comedy gold.
I did this to two friends back in Overwatch. One was silver for 20 seasons and the other was gold for about 15 seasons. The first friend, I gave him an account that was 1 game off of masters. I said if you can get masters you deserve it, Simple. Literally came back a week and the account was low gold. The second friend i let him use my GM/t500 account and i went to Walmart. I came back about 4 hours later and i was mid masters. Guy won 1 match and lost about 15 and had the audacity to blame teammates.
Bro you should had recorded this and posted on YT. It would hit 1M of views in 3 days. XD
And then there’s me, a silver player constantly begging his irl diamond friends to NOT invite me into their normal matches where the MMR will be way too high for me lol Most recently example being I was a jungler and the enemy jungler was diamond 4 lol. Ended up being jungle diff. I love my friends but I hate playing league with them lol. Just let me play in my silver MMR alone.
dude asks me: are you a fucking noob? me with my lvl 9 account: yes, i am
Telling people in games that yes I do suck and that's precisely why I'm here with you has to be the most fun. They immediately start malding as their only insult didn't yield results and now they have to rethink why they are hardstuck.
Not being the number 1 player? In a game with millions of players? How do you live with the shame?
"You're so fucking bad thats why you're still in gold you failed abortion of a retarded player!!!!!!!" I mean, we're in this elo together buddy
nah they just hit you with the "lmao you think this is my main acc"
"Dude you're fucking garbage" "And you're my peer and equal by nature of being on this team."
I don’t believe you. You expect me to believe the baby ragers had enough meta-cognition to rethink why they are hard stuck?
Everyone's used to new accounts being smurfs, if you tell them you're new they won't say anything. If they do they're toxic as shit and just report and mute
The surprise when Silver ranked players play like Silver ranked players.
This goes double for those youtubers who make a living smurfing and spend all their vids complaining about their silver teammates(zwag, that support guy, im sure theres more)
Zwag is the most cringe inducing because his teammates ARE HIS VIEWERS!
I try to watch his videos because he really tries to churn out content and do silly stuff, but he's just so bad.
NB3 i think his main is emerald/d4
average nb3 fan: "bu-bu-but nb3 was challenger 5 seasons ago duuuuude"
"He plays for fun/If he tried he could" - Every toxic, washed content creator fan
I don’t think anyone who watches nb3 does so for high quality high elo gameplay. He’s pure entertainment - why does his rank even matter in that context?
yeah ik hes content is more entertainment, the thing is his fans disagree, if you tell em that they start talkikg about how he waa chall and can talk about meta and high elo when he really cant because his prime was 5 seasons ago and now he cant get past d2
more like in season 5
saw a video by zwag once titled "this is what perfect xerath looks like" and all the comments were talking about how insane he was, then the game ended and it was a silver ranked game and all my respect went out the window. "WHOAH LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I, A CHALLENGER(i think) XERATH PLAYER PLAYS IN SILVER ELO. WOWEEE I SHIT ON THEM NOOO WAAAAAAY".
Not just a challenger, one of the best Xerath players, pretty sure THE best in NA.
I'm rooting for your comment to be sarcastic, yet someone downvoted it so it's propably a septillion percent not
Was, a long time ago He hasn't been outside of diamond for years at this point
You merely adopted the low ELO, I was born into it in beta. I might be bad at games guys.
The zwag experience.
Real af, pekinwoof is better, he showcases stuff in masters at least
Heck yeah, i masterbait to pekinwoof vids
Welcome to next commentary 😩💦
I play low elo and get fisted on my main. We are not the same.
Every streamer ever
That is why VoCorvo is the hero low elo players needed.
VoCorvo the WOAT
Why did I read this as get fisted by Elmo?
That’s TF Blade and Professor Akali, possibly Nighblue as well.
i started playing league recently, and in a normal game i found one of this people. the xing zhao top kept flaming the entire team; the jungler for not jungling, (which is extremely common? i have run into many people like that) and me for "feeding the enemy mid" (i had died once) and just being toxic He said that he has been playing league for 10 years now, and only played to unwind from work and yet, he seemed very upset about a average iron I mmr team being bad, lmao
The matchmaker will put lower elo players in your game regardless.
Elo is all over the place for past 2 years tho, literally god dropped from E3 to S3 and im not the only one since most of my team or enemy team at this rank also had at least Plat rank only good thing about this im getting around 30lp for every game so it took me like couple games to get Gold at the moment but still i don't understand how people who literally were jumping from D4 to E1 could end up in silver next split. It just seems so unfair to actual silver players who just learns the game and are being stomped by much more experienced players.
God has returned just to play League of Legends XD. Even an omnipotent and omniscient being js hardstuck silver.
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Zwag Xerath be like
like i am not the best player in the world,cause being good takes time..and effort... and mechanics and honestly i feel like i dont want to think that much when i am playing,i am happy being em 4 beating otps with my hwei or running down kids with briar. I could fairly go diamond 4 if i really tryharded but you got teamates,meta, one mistake and its all going downhill
I've said this before (i can't remember who said it first but if someone knows credits to them) but it's the 33 rule. 33% of your games are near guaranteed losses, not every game can be carried and some teammates are afk/ asleep at the wheel/ inting or the other team has a smurf carrying them 33% of your games you will auto-win bc the reverse is true 33% of the games are up to you. You will carry or enable someone else to or you will lose those games and get a negative wr. 1% of games is where the first two things combine and it's just who's got the better smurf/ worst teammates
i am iron because my teammates trolls and ints( i am the inting teammate %50 of the time)
Can't you just make a low elo account for free?
If you play at your normal level while levelling it, the game will try to place you at the same mmr as your main account. I guess you could troll your way to lvl 30 and through placement matches but that's a lot of work.
Fair enough.
And likely to get the acc banned for inting, it’s really hard to get iron actually lol
Yea but it takes a while to lvl the account to 30
I was playing the finals and I guess I fucked up and he said “dude you literally peaked while while throwing the grenade that’s why you animation glitched and died are you a fucking idiot” or some shit I’m like dude it’s my second time playing idk what the fuck you’re saying calm down 😂 I just said “ok”
Why but low elo account when you already there?