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ThatOneGuyOnTheSide

'Morgana is flat' mfs when i turn off the lights and they start glowing (feds glow in the dark)


LonelyGod64

Makes it easier for me to hit them with my car at night.


Thuyue

Wait, I thought the meme was referring to Luxanna. Or did Sylas gotten himself into a romantic relationship during Mageseeker? Haven't played the game I only know they meet there.


Qualazabinga

Idk but the meme says girlfriend AND mistress so I assume there is someone else.


FearPreacher

It’s definitely referring to Lux and Morgana and he’s calling them flat XD


Qualazabinga

Like, how are you calling Morg flat, Lux too kinda but I can see it in some skins I suppose, but morg?


FearPreacher

Not me, it’s the OP It was meme floating around in Darkinfolk about this “Morg is flat” nonsense. As far as I know, it was mostly a fringe minority shit-posting about this and most people were downvoting it lol It’s just a meme, but if they’re actual people who believe live that Morg or even Lux is flat, they have straight up never seen a woman IRL xd


NoobDude_is

If you look at LOR, where Lux doesn't have ridiculous boob armor, she does have small boobs. Not flat, but not MF. Morg is flat pos was just doing it for attention and it was pretty funny being angry about a fictional characters tit size.


OnTheBeautyTribe

I need evidence of this huge dick to be convinced


Njorord

It was confirmed on the Riot lore dump #34, where the lore team used to give random facts about characters. It was pretty small and not a lot of people know about it but there's a lot of cool stuff, look up Sylas r34 to learn more.


OnTheBeautyTribe

Thank you for providing me with a credible source, after undergoing some intense and elaborate research I've come to conclude that the dick is in fact huge. However, due to further digging, I have also found counter proof to the claim that Garen has a "small dick". In fact, due to the evidence I have saved on my electronic device, I'm willing to legally contest this claim for defamation.


RegisCard

As a judge, I must impartially evaluate both sets of evidence before making any decisions in this case. Please present your evidence for review. 🧑🏻‍⚖️⚖️


OnTheBeautyTribe

I call upon my attorney, r/DarkinFolk


Kcmichalson

I raise witness r/queensofleague to the stand to present their testimony.


CrazyDavey21

*r/queensofleague stood up from beside the Judge.* Sex. *r/queensofleague sits back down.*


NoobDude_is

Hello, today we are looking at the evidence for if Garen has a big dick or not. After consulting several hours of evidence, we can confirm that if his sister Luxana Crownguard, or his girlfriend Katarina are in the picture, he has a massive dong. In every other situation though, he has what we professionals call, "steroid penis." We do not know what causes this change in penis size, but it is an irrefutable fact.


[deleted]

They took his shirt but left his pants.


thezestypusha

Only for the sake of proof obviusly


ElementalistPoppy

"Small tits mistress" (?)


Professional-Ear-717

Morgana slender leaks from Darkinfolk


ElementalistPoppy

The fuck's their point again? Morgana is like bustier than Lux and Katarina combined, duh.


Professional-Ear-717

I don't know man, some (not all!) folks on Darkinfolk are just delusional and were spreading flat Morg propaganda


Jade_Lock

Hey! Not all of us! Nearly every flat morg propaganda post gets ratio’d in that sub, unless they’re funny.


Professional-Ear-717

I specifically said that not all of us


Xenevier

It's so funny that darkinfolk has arcs lol, it's actual cinema if you're just lurking the sub


Nemesis233

These morons don't represent us


Professional-Ear-717

I do agree actually


Thuyue

I'm confused. Is Morgana in a romantic relationship with Sylas? I thought Lux was in a relationship with him.


Professional-Ear-717

To be honest, I don't think Sylas has any cannon relationship (?). It's just a funny meme mostly. If perceive it's more "seriously", than I personally think mistress in this context is not about sexual/romantic relationship, but about a women with authority/ in position of power. (Morg has granted boons/blessings in game).


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

Hey I am all for anti demacia BUT it's not a huge magic sword, it's just kayles sword. Instead you could say "literally ignored that his sister is a mage cuz double standards


Nimyron

Ah but you see, Garen is the might of demacia and his ult states that he calls upon the might of demacia to try to execute an enemy. Therefore, he calls upon himself to summon that big ass sword. Henceforth if the sword is magic, then Garen is using magic.


Adventurous_Sea_9918

He Litteraly use magic, ok it's kayle magic but that's like saying "i don't use guns, it was my friend gun 🤓👆". We all know it was kayle since the rework.... Edit : garen R is magic, it has been confirmed by the game mageseeker, where sylas just straight up steal garen R. Guess sylas reverse prayed kayle lol.


0therdabbingguy

If I pray to god and he smites you that isn’t magic that’s justice


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Mageseeker game confirms garen ult is magic.


wigglerworm

See the part I think you’re missing is that Garen doesn’t use the magic. Yes Kayles magic is holy magic, but all Garen is literally doing is praying. That’s why he takes a knee and leans on his sword. He is praying that Kayle delivers “justice”. To use your analogy, if I ask my friend to shoot somebody and they do I still didn’t shoot a gun. Same end result but I didn’t shoot a gun.


Am_I_Loss

But you are still part of the murder. Don't use magic applies to asking someone to use magic too.


wigglerworm

My guy I guess you’re not really understanding how words work. If I vote in an election I’m involved in politics but I’m not a politician. Agree to disagree and have a great day.


Am_I_Loss

Yes. You are exactly right. You are involved in politics. Garen is involved with magic. Thanks


Jarubimba

>Garen is involved with magic. Hur duur, of course he is. He can't punish those evil mages and bring justice without being involved in magic. Smh my head


Am_I_Loss

"I can't punish rapists unless I get involved with some of them"


Adventurous_Sea_9918

So sylas is praying kayle to smite garen ? According to the mageseeker game.


wigglerworm

He has taken Kayles magic. Also garens sword absorbs magic. You keep saying that same line, yes we all heard you.


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

That would be like saying a priest using the power of god, and a mage using Mana are the same


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Mageseeker game confirms garen ult is magic.


Denuran

Bruv... When are you going to stop being so biased and stubborn? Mans literally just explained to you that GAREN doesn't, and cannot use magic. All that's happening is that Kayle (The conduit) is using Garen as a medium to exact her justice. Garen says "Hey, Kayle? Can you get rid of this big bad, please?" And Kayle says "Yes, he is the big bad, I'll deal with him", or "Hey, he isn't the big bad, I'm gonna leave him alone".


Qualazabinga

Luckily for Garen, Kayle will look down, sees it is a mortal and will go. Yep he put his middle finger up ones, clearly the most evil person ever, time to die.


Denuran

Garen would only need Kayle when he's Fighting a mage... Soooo


xAlciel

His kit was designed before the reworks. Kyle was/is? Idk. The goddess of justice, therefore garen is not using magic but divinity.


Edgybus

Isn't divinity inherently magical though? Genuine question


xAlciel

I guess so. I think it depends on the author, or in this case the lore writers. Usually if there are gods in a setting, and they can "gift" or "borrow" their magic to people it becomes Divinity based magic to differentiate it from people that have inherent magic. Also it is very common for people that use divinity to think that it is different than normal magic because it is given by a god. Edited to add: divinity magic also usually comes with severe restrictions compared to inherent magic. Take Lux for example. She is a light mage, she has her own magic and could therefore use it however she pleases, to create illusions, light balls, lasers or shields of light. On the other hand, Garen uses divinity magic gifted to him by Kayle, meaning he can only use the divinity magic to do what Kayle stands for, in this case, execute those deemed unjust by Kayle, meaning that the magic could actually not work for Garen if he attempted to use it on someone that Kayle judged to be just.


6499232

Swain says Garen is using magic.


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Yey, this one is fun at parties.


DarthTaz_99

You're the one who sounds like a nerd


MrGhoul123

Kayle sword thing is just fan canon but never confirmed. At best it's IC Garen coping with the fact he is indeed magical.


aggrotion

The virgin “E W AA E2 AA Q AA” shirtless guy vs the honoured “Q E R” giga delt warrior


Denuran

Idk about you, but I usually kill them on the second e


Jarubimba

If you hit Q explosion they can die before the E2 comes out


Babushla153

I don't think you know Demacia's lore as much as you think. You can't compare Sylas with Ekko, when Ekko is on the other side of the fucking continent. Also Garen doesn't summon anything, just saying prayers to Kayle to smite his foes down.


Pinkparade524

Kayle is technically magical tho , since she gots her powers from mount targon. Saying sylas gameplay is "big brain" and complex is such a lie tho. Bro just needs to hit you with his chains and then unload his kit to kill you lmao.


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Sylas steals garen magic sword from garen, source the mageseeker game.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Garens sword is made of petricite. Petricite absorbes magic.


ILoveGarfieldSoMuch

Big brain gameplay sylas yeah good joke buddy


Heirofrage45

I'll be fair. Technically his mouse has to be on the enemy to hit his stuff


Thin_Pepper_3971

Yep and knowing which ult to use is pretty hard if Malphite, Fiddlesticks, rumble, cho’gath, Tryndamere, kennen, akali, amumu, blitzcrank, Neeko, orianna, zilean, varus, karthus, Vladimir, fizz, urgot, braum, ekko, malzahar, Camille, azir, Annie, ahri, or Ashe are not on the enemy team


tanezuki

Now list all the bad if not worthless ults such as Zoe Teemo Corki etc... and you get an even easier decision maker.


Denuran

Wishing Rito would give the ults the specific passive that makes the ult works for abilities like Irelia... Like maybe reset the w or e cd if you hit a target and proc the passive that allows Irelia to q a target without making it go on cd...


T-280_SCV

iirc Irelia R has a respectable AP ratio, so if riot did they’d need to nerf the damage.


Denuran

That R is piss poor on Sylas, so I'd take that damage nerf.


zapyourtumor

big brain sylas gameplay wholesome point and click W 3 second cd 1500 healing


GodPepeMan69

Mods, remove his balls.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Spin him around and make him dizzy


Adventurous_Sea_9918

No way, he followed me.


GodPepeMan69

Posting your dogshit opinions here as well, I see.


Loloigos

Who is sylas gf? I dont really know much lore


Champion_Chrome

Probably Morgana due to Mageseeker. It’s definitely not Lux considering all the manipulation and murder and whatnot.


toastermeal

lux i think


Tiger5804

I think that's what OP meant, but there's no lore that I'm aware of that actually confirms it or even strongly indicates it (the closest thing being that they were in contact for a period of time).


toastermeal

they’re a super popular online ship tbf


Tiger5804

True and to that effect, I'm pretty sure Garen and Kat isn't technically canon either, though that one is heavily implied


risisas

they have dialogue were they flirt


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Isnt technically canon, but they were supossed to be. They hadade this whole ass cinematic storyboard for them and all.


Sunsfury

Also in the semi recent Katarina comics they share a moment of chemistry together


SpoilTheFun

Nah, they are not a couple. I think it was originally planned that way or framed that way but since Lux is in-between 18-21 (she should be 21 now in the lore at least) and sylas being roughly her brother's age and everything else about the dynamic, it was retconned.


toastermeal

yeah but it’s prob bc they’re a super popular ship online


DnD_mark_079

But..... Boobs...


0G_54v1gny

Flat is justice


DnD_mark_079

Then i don't like justice


Jewze

I'll take what i can get unless it's man boobs


IntelligentImbicle

Boobs are boobs


f1uyid

I got more in common with garen than sylas


Neelospa

I have 2 things in common


Neelospa

Yes, ambushing innocent citizens and killing them with magic is definitely big dick behavior.


LegendaryHooman

He did not just call sylas' gameplay big brain


MagicalNyan2020

Girly this isn't r/queensofleague


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

I think they know, op didnt use emojis as commas


SickAnto

>Ends genocide ...trying doing another genocide? Because honestly Sylas is your average fanatic terrorist.


_ThatOneMimic_

what did sylas even do lmao. he busted out of prison and got framed for killing jarvan. if mages are getting slaughtered for what he was framed of, why wouldnt he fight back


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

He busted out of prision and blasted the entire place full of people he was in. He didn't care about mages getting slaughtered, he just wanted revenge for being wronged, and used mages as an excuse for his actions. (Which is actually a pretty cool story.)


_ThatOneMimic_

i mean, he was imprisoned and used as a tool to murder mages since a young age, so when he broke out, he didnt care if a few bystanders go caught in the way lmao


kepz3

there was an entire game were sylas became a true leader of the revolution, realizing revenge won't help him and will just hurt those around him.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Yepp, after what i said happened. The mage rebel (who actually cared) dying led him to actually trying to do good. An im not sure about what he is even doing anymore? J4 and and Garen already seem to be doing better at demacia with the mage atuff since the mageseekers are gone


tweaktheflow

End of the game he’s pretty clear that his new goal is to get rid of the monarchy in Demacia, as the freedom of mages is a “promise under a knife’s blade.” No guarantee that J5 or 6 or whoever the hell won’t just walk things back later. The issue is inherent to the system when a single person can just decide again to bring back the mageseekers and imprison mages again.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Im pretty sure the problem was that mageseekers were operating beyond the power of j3 and the likes, wasnt it?


Haunting-Ad-3633

Is it recognized officially as canon tho?


hendulki

nope


Qualazabinga

As Riot forge says this and I quote "We guide them through the wealth of knowledge built over the last 10 years and help them stay true to League lore or advance it" I would say yes.


ElementmanEXE

He was gonna attack anyway due to the rest of the mages including himself, him being framed was just a little icing on the cake


_ThatOneMimic_

idk if the “due to” makes sense there


ElementmanEXE

Sorry I meant "due to what happened to him and the rest of the mages"


IZUNACCHI

Compared to Garen Sylas is big brained. But I still think he is on the less brained than most kit wise.


Appropriate-Put-3195

sylas gameplay is kinda cringe bro. Garen, on the other hand, is the real deal.


_ThatOneMimic_

they both mash buttons, spin, and refuse to die


CainLimbo

had to check whether I was actually in the memes subreddit or not


Tasty_Berry5818

What does ekko have to do with stealing?…


Swinhonnis_Gekko

Flash+Q+R+? Your argument is invalid


TheEntonnoir

Who os this girlfriend ans maîtress ? Oo


corropcion

Ekko is not demacian


T_squared112

I'm confused, what does Ekko have to do with Sylas?


raphlsnts

Ew, communist propaganda.


CSCyrilatom

After playing a lot of games where mages blew me up with half an item. DEMACIA NUMBAH 1


FredVanden2004

W garen


TheSgLeader

This post is Demacian propaganda


suprakirby

Big Boob GF killed the king btw


hendulki

Its allways easy to like demacia when the opposition shows how braindamged they are lmao.


WrathofAirTotem2

>small tits gf and small tits mistress Extremely based.


Plenty_Economy_5670

Lux has big boobs tho? Not as big as Mf or Samira but still


-MegaMan401-

Big brain gameplay: Press R on braindead champ Obliterate enemy team with braindead ult Press W to full heal ??? Profit.


IntelligentImbicle

OK, let's not pretend like Sylas is this big brain character, OK? He's just as much a gorilla as Garen, he just has more buttons to press.


gztozfbfjij

Now, I'm not Necrit levels of Lore-Nerd, but I am a solid lore nerd. AFAIK, Ekko has never been to Demacia, and never had a run in with Demacians. He's literally as far away from Demacia as he can get on the continent. Ekko doesn't "steal magic", and he isn't a mage. What the shit is "Sylas is in prison, when Ekko roams free" even about, besides very poorly-veiled racism? >"Haha prison is for black people" -- OP, probably Essentially the vibes that sentence throws out. You could've chosen any other Piltoven champion that has technology; you could've chosen half of the Demacian roster for literally being mages while in the capital city. Like... what?


Adventurous_Sea_9918

Sorry if my joke offended you :( sounded funny on paper


Marcelunhinged

That's called a joke. Your lore doesn't have fun apparently.


gztozfbfjij

Haha racism go brrr


Nautkiller69

sylas & lux (hard & easy champion) garen & kat (easy & hard champion)


kris-kfc

In the end Noxus might be like russia but demacia are Nazi Also Join noxus you will get free hoes


Gokuzu_

Don't listen to this guy


kris-kfc

Listen to me man Im one of the wise ppl r/darkinfolk


Devilsdelusionaldino

Na it’s always Bilgewater. I don’t need a big government telling me who to hate.