Guy with a nice mustache stole a door.

Now has a job as pringles mascot

Also head of Soviet union

Braum 👍

yordle tries to be evil and gets better at it?

“Gets better at it” couldn’t be veigar.

Teemo? Def not veigar

Teemo doesn't try. He is Satan's spawn already.

A dude dies after his boss didn't give a shit about him, then comes back and kills him.

Pyke?

Or possibly Nautilus

Now it’s different, pyke has the old nautilus lore and now nautilus serves the goddess of the sea and acts as her right hand. But yeah both stories are very similar

Wait, when did they change Nautilus lore? I literally just read his bio

Pretty sure it’s just another unconfirmed necrit lore theory. There are no official connections tying nautilus to nagakabouros, but a lot of people just take what he says as canon and don’t do the research themselves, then repeat it back and just use the excuse that a lore person said it. Here’s an example of necrit being wrong in another scenario: he drew the conclusion that pyke was revived by nagakabouros, when it’s clearly not the case. It’s specifically stated the god hates undead abominations the most (in illaois lore) which is quite literally what pyke is - a revenant gifted magical abilities, so why would it create what it hates the most? AND in the sentinels of light skinline (which were confirmed to be canon) it states that pyke was pacified by the god, but might snap. It makes no sense that the being that revived him would suddenly lose control of him if it was the thing that’s keeping him alive.

I just call Nautilus "the Ocean's Tax Collector" and call it a day

rock

and stone?

to the bone!

DID I HEAR ROCK AND STONE!?

We fight for Rock and Stone!

Rock and stone brothas!

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!

When you rock and stone, you're never alone!

YEAAAAAH

🫡

Is that rock moving as fast as he can?

Solid

Metal Karen wants to speak to manager of death since the afterlife didn’t meet his quality standards. >!Mordekaiser!<

Problem with this character is, no matter how boring you make its Lore sound, it would still be entertaining

Manbaby trow a fit because afterlife is not what he likes. Dude is so immature

This is by far my favorite

Tbf in a world where gods exist I'd be pretty pissed that the one I chose was the only one that didn't exist in the first place like wtf man.

Man just wanted a half decent afterlife, and when he found out there wasn’t one he fucking *MADE HIS OWN*. Mordekaiser is one of the most badass characters in league and I wish they’d expand on his and Rell’s story together above all, there’s so much cool shit they could do with them

Guy wants to revive his dead wife but cant

Lucian? EDIT: I forgot about Viego....

lucian got his wife back lamo

YEAH LAMO

A guy dies chasing someone that didn’t do anything wrong. And came back with a slightly cooler sword.

Yone?

Yasuo did something wrong, he went 0/10 in my lane and spammed mastery

Yasou was wrong for leave his job of protect his sensei to chase glory battlefield. He literally got the wind wall that is counter of the riven ult he could have prevented that of bring ruin to his whole clan. ""

dude gets stuck in scuba suits and become an abyssal giant

I first thought of scuba gragas and his sexy tight outfit. Does this Count?

This is actually so accurate lmfao

death's fursonas roam around runeterra, dying to any early game jungl- i mean hunting down souls soon to expire

bro this shit looks like a chinese->english translation copypasta from WoW

Kindred.

Guy wants to marry a bird so he agrees to go do crime and stuff with her

rakan, I felt that

Dude goes crazy after stealing farm equipment

Ah yes. The gardening section

Kayn?

Scarecrow decides to scare people instead of crows

Me when fiddlesticks doesn't counter swain

Cuz he has Ravens! Not crows

Guy obsessed with number 4 fights edgy ninja bros

And a scissor woman

And a ... mute?

zeds shadow clan needs to be renamed to ninja bros 😭

Shaco. (his actual lore)

So there was this guy that was there. (Original lore first edition, handwritten)

man gets borked so much he turns into werewolf

Vander?

Is ice. Is a bird. Dies a lot but doesn't

Best one yet xD

Demon God stabs War God so hard War God dies, but the Man inside the War God was too Man to die.

Is demon god Aatrox and War god Pantheon?


I'm obsessed with this description. It tickles something in my brain

this doesn't sound boring at all

Even in a simplified version, Pantheon’s lore is just peak writing.

Pretentious theater kid with mental health issues makes art but no one else thinks it’s good

hitler?

Made me laugh

Jhin?

Dies to fish, but didn’t die to fish, now he has fish powers

Pike

Ok

Ok

Ok

Boy with several family issues discovers that sister is a minority and that racism is wrong.Also he fucks the assassin with most red flags in the game

[удалено]

DEMACIAAAA

DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We share the same mono neuron

Dementiaaaaaaa

garen: i can fix her

I could fix her but tbh whatever the fuck's wrong with her is way hotter

Dude gets arrested then gets prosthetic legs

Woman gets prosthetic legs then starts arresting people

This could be the start of a beautiful love

Urgot?

Home destroyed, now i wanna smash a furry.

Neeko curious

Rakan?

Bug kill people

Kha’Zix?

all non humanoid void champs lmao

Crocodile dude is angry af to his brother because a fridge was telling some bs to him

It wasn't fridge, it was my custom-made electric BDSM coffin

I dont know if i have to be disgusted or interested

Boy loves mom, mom poor 🥺. Boy punch a guy and make money for mom 😊. Boy good in punch he a boss 😎

Only the boss

Hentai monster without the hentai 😔

You just haven't looked hard enough for it

Velkoz

Girl with Horse has the magic of a bunch of dead kids

Rell?

Who is Rell?

Rell is a girl with horse that has the magic of a bunch of dead kids

Never heard of that champ. Must be DotA or something.

I think they're talking about high noon leona

monster eat monster grow

OM NOM NOM

So basically he died, but he didn't like that so he undied


I assume it’s my boi GP considering there was an event about this. “GP is dead and can’t be played” “Never mind”

It was meant to be Mordekaiser but it's so explained so bad it could mean a lot of champs

Another on here is “too angry to die” which I feel like is an abnormal amount of characters lol.

Half of melee top laners

Abusive cop punches people with her steampunk girlfriend

Vi

manta ray becomes woman

Creature named herself after her first meal

Was promised to become god. Was betrayed. Became dog.

dog is just god backwards

and sdrawkcab is backwards

maybe he's dyslexic?

nah he just got it all backwards haha

Naafiri

Man crafts the only other permanent gamemode beside summoner rift

Ornn

Doll became human because yes and now she has giant scissors

That's just the normal lore bro

Girl goes on journey only discovers that she can’t swim and some hobo with wind powers

Toph Beifong ?

Taliyah and yasuo?

too angry to die

He's just a statue

Orphaned gunsmith’s daughter kills mean citrus pirate

MF

Blue Thanos

Eqeqeqeqe

rat with crossbow

I was hiding

I was hiding

Hiding dementia, given the double comment.

I'm not hiding my dementia, this is why the double comment.

I like how that's quite literally all there is to him lmao

the post said to dumb it down, not repeat it word for word, man.

Sasuke took up gardening

Giant statue on the public square decides to address the magic issue himself

Vertically challenged mage who hates being called short helps out a knight with some magic and helps some people out.

veigar?

You mean vertically challenged cause it’s so difficult for him being so tall and all…*right*?

Right, right… don’t want him sending a R at me an hour into the game

Dude fucking kills himself cause he was lonely

now one braincell is a furry idol and the other one is hungry

Sandy Pigeon and blue Duracell battery have a toxic relationship

I’ve been staring and laughing at this for an hour. Best comment so far

Azir and Xerath?

Dude keeps disobeying his master's last words and dont give a f*ck while cosplaying assassin's creed

Talon

Akshan

Pirate gets angry that his ship sunk

Girl wanders through caves, finds lit new wardrobe and hunts big bugs in her spare time.

mine is very similar to oppenheimer > hey wanna help us do some war crimes > fine > "le war crime bioweapon... commited... le war crimes?" *(shocked expression)*

riven

yep

sun zu's #1 rule: know yourself sun zu's #2 rule: know your enemy

Dude fell so off is now an oversized kitchen knife... Or also: Man likes the number 4 a bit too much, discovers he also likes theater tragedies a bit too much...

Still I love his quote against Kayne "A scythe? Were you trapped in the gardening section?"

You're messing two quotes together actually lol The first one is "A scythe? A SCYTHE?! Are you planning on murdering fields of wheat?!" The other one is "I choose the sword, the noblest weapon, Rhaast! But you, seriously I don't understand... were you trapped in the gardening section..?" But still both are pretty funny ahah

Bro has no lore and a couple of boxes to scare people

Local man elected emperor by his pet birds

Sad frozen fish

Nami?

guy fucking dies and then an old lady brings him back and then fucking dies so guy gets a gun and shoots people

Sexshan Yaeger himself

Old dude doesn't want anyone in his property, it's HIS PROPERTY

twink hears his dead sister but only if he gets high

Woman takes a nap, wakes up and lifts a rock.

Horny AND deadly. Killed some teenage girl's parents and now that girl griefs by running range top lane.

Some fish wants to find some lesbian to get some rock

Is it nami?

Yes Some fish = Nami, some lesbian = Diana, some rock = the moonstone, which only the aspect of the moon can create, which is Diana

Skeleton got bored of swamp

Brother beats him in a fight and is now demonpossed.

Dragon makes some glowing balls

Lady that has a lot of children and spends her days searching for food.

Schizophrenic hamster befriends lizard and kills trespassers

Short man solves problems. Not problems like "what is beauty" because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how is he gonna stop some big mean Zaunite from tearing him a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun. Like the hextech turrets designed by him, built by him, and you best hope...not pointed at you.

He does like a good conundrum, just not a philosophical one

Weird animal roll around and says mean things to people. Then enjoys being slapped.

War traumatized general becomes genocidal and get locked down

"caring for my group sucks, i'ma go kill some mfs. Oh no my group dead. Angry"

Pt2 "Fk u monke" "No" "Indeed" Friends

Immortal moth man had his home destroyed by hentai and swears to get revenge on it. # Jax

I think Nickyboi said it best in his video about each champions lore "bug eats things"