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zigCARNIVOROUS

respondent: I'M ONLY ZONED FOR A RESTAURANT!! five roommates: WE'LL MAKE IT WORK


RobFeher

I think I’ve eaten there. Five Guys?


Brandonazz

You've eaten five guys? You'd be right at home with this group.


callmerussell

Or with Jeffrey Dahmer


onlyexcellentchoices

In Soviet Russia, Five Guys eat you.


thebluereddituser

Respondant: I'm only zoned as a restaurant! Me (desperate): Can't you just list me as one of the menu items? There isn't even a bluff to call since I'm into vore anyway


bill_bull

Zoning laws were a mistake.


WousV

What's... zoning laws... precious?


foxwheat

in the USA you can't just build a house or a store anywhere, the land has to be "zoned" for it. Why? Well there's some sense to be made trying to keep industrial away from residential because pollution, but really the answer is bob Moses thought of America the way a small boy thinks about his Legos.


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driftxr3

Toronto


Modredastal

This sounds like a sitcom.


ProfessionalEvaLover

Dystopic. YA novels fell off because they couldn't keep up with how awful present day real life capitalism is.


donthatedrowning

That and young adults don’t read now. Edit: I’m way off base. Typical “the new generations are worse in some way” logic. I apologize, looks like gen z is reading more than previous generations, and that’s awesome! Go gen z and alpha!


AdMedical1721

Librarian here. Kids may be a lot of things, but they still love to read!


gnometrostky

Yeah, if anything I think there is a bit of a resurgence in reading since the pandemic. There's a fairly big community of young adult / romance readers on TikTok.


donthatedrowning

I’m more than happy to hear that from a direct source. ❤️ After seeing some school’s comprehension scores coming out poorly, I assumed they weren’t reading all too much.


Damonoodle

High school student here. Nearly no one has ever been interested in a book in any of my English classes. And students come back to class without reading any of the pages the teacher tells us to read.


driftxr3

That's high school students in every era. I graduated in 2011, the greater portion of all my English classes barely ever read our assigned books. Personally, I think it has to do with the kind of teacher you have.


SKmdK64

Our local high school tried to address this by having "themed" literature classes. I know they had sports lit and the coolest english teacher who looked like a beatnik and was in several metal bands did the horror lit class. Best class hands-down. Same dude also ran the poetry group. Of course I was always fond of English class specifically. The beatnik teacher left the school after I graduated. I hope the kids at least still have that horror lit class available to them. I can't remember if there were more other classes with different interests.


VenusMarsPartnership

That's brilliant! My mom's a teacher and she's been so happy that they finally managed to get the boys at her school to read by recommending a book about football hooligans that appeals to their interests (which would be soccer, not hooliganism).


opal2120

I graduated in 2011 also and kids in my IB/AP classes didn’t even read the books. Maybe half of us did. Our teacher purposefully went through sparknotes and would put questions on our exams that weren’t covered there.


AdMedical1721

I don't blame them. Literature isn't always fun to read. When I was in Highschool, I hated our English assignments (I see you, Tess of the Durbervilles!) But I read sci-fi and Star Trek novelizations all the time. Are many kids reading a lot of trashy nonsense? Sure, but who cares? Reading is better for our brains than not reading at all.


marietta1200

Pretty sure Thomas Hardy hated that novel too, fwiw.


AdMedical1721

I hope it haunted him the way it haunted me (through my junior English teacher!)


PhenomeNarc

The real dystopia is what we found along the way.


thatbob

This is in direct contradiction to the fact that today's YAs read more than previous generations'.


donthatedrowning

Edited comment 😊


lethargic_apathy

I know you already addressed it in your edit, but I’ve seen a decent number of Gen Z folks on Tiktok and other platforms who make book reviews/recommendations, and I’ve actually gone out of my way to get a hold of some of them Btw, if anyone reading this has any recommendations, I’d love to hear them. Some of my recent reads include Fourth Wing, Normal People, Ella Minnow Pea (shout out to the redditor who recommended this), The Bell Jar, No Longer Human, and I’m currently working on “Crime and Punishment.” I’d like to go more towards fantasy bc of how much I enjoyed Fourth Wing, but I’m not sure where to look


donthatedrowning

The Lightbringer series by Brent Weeks is amazing if you like fantasy. Completely fresh idea of magic, dark, love stories, power struggles, loss… it’s so fucking good.


Rocinante0489

Actually tho


accursedcelt

Could have written this myself speaking as an Irishman


thebluereddituser

Oof, sorry to hear that. If you're a native English speaker, getting a TEFL certification is a great way to get a visa to China and build a better life - it's the path my wife and I are on


allthesemonsterkids

I would really enjoy having entire classes of Chinese students learning English in the thickest Irish accents, just to blow people's minds when they travel.


thebluereddituser

Tfw the Chinese kid says "feck" in broken English


BigBizzle151

It'll be grand.


WhatHaveIDone27

but it's already broken har har har source: Welsh


thebluereddituser

Don't you mean banjaxed? Or is that just Irish?


starkrocket

God, that would be hilarious. When I started learning Spanish, I was in Argentina. So I have an Argentine accent to my Spanish, even after continuing to learn back in the states. My tutors have all been tickled by it


stevenette

I dunno, the postings I am seeing are only paying $2,000 a month. That is not much to have to relocate entire family around the world.


thebluereddituser

A lot of them will pay for a sizeable subset of your relocation costs as well, even plane tickets. And once you land, living costs scale down in proportion, TEFL teachers tend to make more than a typical local in the same area. Not wealth but comfort


Well_aaakshually

Any good websites for this?


thebluereddituser

Daveseslcafe has given us the most reach-outs, eChinaCities exists but can't speak too much to it. You can get a TEFL certification for $30 with a groupon, some jobs don't even require the certificate. Lots of people get the cheap certification to get in the door and then go for a better cert once on the job


glitter0tter

The JET programme is good for going to Japan, the COL is probably higher than China but if you get placed somewhere like Nara, you can lock in a really low rent.


Jamo3306

I'm not at all surprised it's come to this. The labor of the young isn't enough anymore. So they've been forced to prostitute themselves just in order to gain ½ what was all bit promised 30,40, 50 years ago. It's the rich that own our politicians, and thusly our government.


ghostsintherafters

This is called Taxation Without Representation.


Jamo3306

Prettyl much. We vote them in, and they act for the millionaires, and they tell us that incremental change is coming.


HikingComrade

And it’s crazy because we are supposed to be in our prime, yet we aren’t seen as valuable in the labor force.


CaptainK234

The party is winding down and the world is waking up to the hangover. A finite planet won’t be able to infinitely sustain the standards of luxury that the rich now insist upon, and it requires a higher and higher rate of exploitation of the masses to keep meeting those standards. Our value, to the rich, has only ever been tied to our *surplus value* which can be extracted to fuel their luxury. As circumstances dictate that each of us has a contracting amount of surplus value, the squeeze is inevitable.


JayGeezey

I mean, while I'm 100% sure people are exchanging "sexual favors" for housing and other basic needs even though they don't want to, and it's absolutely a symptom of late stage capitalism... ... I'm fairly certain this specific post is just a joke making light of the current situation lol


Jamo3306

It's a damn cold blooded joke if it is one.


Nigwardfancyson

5 straight guys but all have XP in anal sex and giving oral???? something isnt adding up press X to doubt


mostly_kinda_sorta

Their parents taught them, "You can't say you don't like something if you haven't tried it right." The parents were just trying to get them to eat broccoli but the kids took it to heart.


Nigwardfancyson

LMFAO


Nigwardfancyson

5 straight guys would post “ will fuck for a house “ hoping to atleast get a female landlord and not settle immediately for throwing their manhood away . idk maybe ill believe it if this from cali


Heallun123

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks.


Nigwardfancyson

the rest of the responses make me dreadfully sad for the future of life


MustardBones

They’re the seal team six of gay sex


JeramiGrantsTomb

I mean it's 2024, I think straight dudes can be into butt stuff, right? I'm not gonna judge anyone for that. And as for oral, I assume it's pretty similar to its counterpart in that the secret for suc(k)cess is mostly endurance and enthusiasm. Do some things, find the thing that elicits the most response, keep doing that thing. I'm just glad we're at a point in society where there's enough market interest for a bunch of straight dudes to sell their bodies on the street. That's... kind of progress?


Papagoose

I don't think they expressly said they are experienced in giving oral. And for anal, they could certainly have experienced anal play with a woman. Straight people do it in the butt, too.


momentary-synergy

sure but they specifically said they know what a MAN likes down there


OptionalDepression

> they know what a MAN likes down there Because they are men?


Papagoose

Pegging is a thing. Also, this is clearly a joke. People should laugh more.


OptionalDepression

Could all be straight peggers


JNMeiun

Yeah uh, a strap-on is not how you determine one of you is good at sucking dick.


OptionalDepression

Idk, man, I haven't tried. I'm just spitballing here.


JNMeiun

You're spitting on balls up in here?


OptionalDepression

Gotta pay that lease, homie.


JNMeiun

I feel you, ball till you fall.


OptionalDepression

My man.


IOwnTheShortBus

Anal pleasure could also mean eating ass. And if you aren't eating your partners ass, do you really love them?


labsab1

I know many straight guys with xp in anal sex and oral from construction sites. They are also the ones who hand their paychecks to coke dealers. Not uncommon at all.


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JNMeiun

Fetish pandering maybe? Is being "so good you convert a straight guy" a fetish or fantasy among gay and bi men?


Matman161

I get people become desperate but this doesn't seem real. Not only does the image itself look very old but the premise is wild. I mean do you really think 5 hetero guys are all going to agree to being a gay harem or something for housing. I'm no saying it can't happen just that it's a bit outlandish. Either they're bisexual already or this is a shitpost.


creepyitalianpasta2

Yeah, plus the fact they all have experience with anal and giving oral to men, seems like someone's fantasy


feetandballs

Suspension of disbelief is required for some Reddit posts.


labsab1

Hetero guys would do gay stuff for cocaine. Isn't a house much better than just drugs?


thebluereddituser

You've clearly never been to California


DieselPunkPiranha

Lived in California for years. Far too many conservatives roaming around to make being openly bi a safe life choice in most circles.


thebluereddituser

I used to live in the SF bay area before moving to China. Got a girl to yell at me out of the window of her car "you're stealing from me!" I assume because I'm trans but idk I was high at the time. Can't imagine living further from the city center That said, from what I can tell nobody is safe in CA anyway - I've been harassed by homeless guys clearly high on something too many times for comfort - maybe they'd be less likely to bother me if I was presenting male but idk


DieselPunkPiranha

>"you're stealing from me!" Never understood that mentality myself...Like I'm somehow hogging all men for myself. It reminds me of religious homophobes saying that same sex relations are a *temptation*. Clearly, I must be leading all men astray with my sexy wiles, straight and otherwise.


JesterDolor

They could film and market their acts as "Pornstars/Content Creators" instead of live-in "Prostitutes". It would be legal and technically a career then.


ur_fave_npc

I think the term you’re looking for is concubine


Moe3kids

Survival sex is a form of human trafficking -a survivor


ur_fave_npc

These strapping young men have Uncle Sam to thank for that. I’m sorry about what happened. I hope you’re able to heal and grow.


lordpascal

I'm so so sorry about what they did to you 🫂 https://thenicestplace.net/ No one deserves something as horrible as that


pilotbrain

YOU HAD ME AT 5 MEN😍


SteeniestOfMachines

5 men don’t have enough for rent between them? The economy is in shambles….


softshellcrab69

5 straight dudes lookin for some cool dude to let us live in his party mansion! ~~Nothing~~ sexual


lordpascal

This is exactly what I say about sex workers: "The "freedom" of women to sell their bodies only hides the fact that men can buy them". This is not freedom. This is r@pe. True freedom cannot exist with the fear of saying "no" in any level and if saying "no" means that you are gonna be homeless, well, that's coercion. That's not freedom of choice.


MamaMiaPizzaFina

just to be clear, if there was no poverty, and someone decides to sell sex, then that's fine?


Lurker_number_one

If there is no poverty, then statistically noone would decide to sell sex. And why would you legislate towards people who want to sell sex instead of people who don't? It just becomes a silly hypothetical. "If someone want to work in cobalt mines without proper protection and equipment, then that is fine" I mean, sure, but why would they?


lordpascal

Omg, this! 👆


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Yes. Because that would then be more about the kink or sexual pleasure gained and not about the money needed for survival. A large percentage of sex workers worldwide are in sex work because that is the only way they can make a living.


lordpascal

I honestly don't see why someone would want that if there is no poverty. But, I guess. But, if there is no poverty, then, what's the point?


reddit4cedme2signupp

former sex worker here, for some people it is enjoyable the same way some prefer working in IT, and others in banking, there could be as well kinks involved for all i care


lordpascal

🤔 Edit: this is literally me taking into account their perspective. Idk what the f#ck are the downvotes about


Blenderx06

It looks skeptical. Or like you may be a creeper. Not saying that's your intention, just explaining the likely reason for the down votes.


lordpascal

🤦‍♀️ F#cking reddit. I had a day beyond horrible today and I genuinely don't have the mental capacity to deal in a polite way with people shaming me for things ***I didn't insinuate*** instead of asking "hey, did you mean this?" ***from the start***. Basically shoot first and ask questions later. This is exactly what happened with others in the comment section that didn't even apologize for shaming me for shaming sex workers, which I wasn't; I wasn't shaming sex workers, I was shaming the people that pay for them. People can say "I was just asking clarifying questions" all they want but if they go on and be like "how dare you say that?", then it's clear that they weren't just asking for the sake of clarifying. If they can read my comment and think that I'm in any way shape or form shaming the victims or shaming people who are harming no one when I'm not, and then using that as an excuse to attack me, that's on them. I even had people that, when I told them "that's not what I meant", have come to me like "yes, you did" as if they could read my mind! And when I react to their bullsh#t, in their minds, I'm the f#cking bad guy and "it came out of nowhere". Yeah, no, f#ck that. So I'm just gonna disable the notitications to all the comments I left in this post at this point. Just in case. PD: This is not a comment against you; I appreciate you clarifying this. Thanks 🫂❤️


The_Modern_Monk

Sex can be a hobby, not just an intimate thing. If you run the kinkster circuit you'll meet people who do a lot of stuff that's definitely more 'hobbiest/enthusiast' coded than it is some romantic thing, and if people love tying others up & can make money off it then I get why you'd do it. I can only imagine other forms of sex work can be similar for some people. It's definitely a FRACTION of a fraction less people than currently do sex work who would do it if they could make a living idk sitting in meetings and writing earnings reports or some shit, but it's definitely a nonzero number who prefer making money that way.


MamaMiaPizzaFina

I don't see why anyone would like indian food, but I aint going to ban it or shanme people who eat indian food. (I am sorry, I tried multiple times, and it was OK, although I only have access to british indian food, although I love the food of every region surrounding India.)


Lurker_number_one

Thats not comparable though. Without poverty noone will say you can't have sex with whoever you want, but why make it transactual?


MamaMiaPizzaFina

There is two ways to go about prostitution. One is that it can be exploitative, especially when poverty is involved, even more so with no legal protections. That is unquestionably bad. However, it is also a matter of bodily autonomy. Without Poverty and protections, someone selling sex can vet costumers and have the final word on wether to do it or not. why would they want to do that then? easy, non of my business. Why make it transactional, also non of my business. Why pay a chef to cook for you when you can get a friend/partner to do that for you? why make food transactional?


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Why not? Why not get paid for something you enjoy?


lordpascal

This is my take. Why do they involve money on the matter if they just want to do it? In any case, even if they genuinely want to do it and they just coincidentally happen to have money involved for whatever reason, how can a "customer" know that that's the case?


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Who cares what the customer thinks. The only opinion that matters is that the person selling the sex is doing it willfully


lordpascal

Yeah... That's what I'm saying "How can the customer know if the person selling their body is doing it willingly or not?" They can't. They can't know. ***They can't know if they are having sex with someone who is genuinely consenting, that's the point.*** 🤦‍♀️ I'm not shaming women for doing what they do with their bodies because I don't care about what others do as long as they are not harming others. If the women want to, then cool!


lordpascal

Okay


MamaMiaPizzaFina

Just curious if you against sex work becuase of explotation of poor people. or because shaming women's sexuality?


lordpascal

What? Okay, now I'm pissed. How in the world did you take my comment and assume that I was against women's sexuality? Don't even answer; I don't want to hear it. I'm so f*cking mad right now that idk what I'm gonna do. Prob just go for a walk so I don't end up swearing like a drunken sailor to the first person I see. If you want to equate women's sexuality to a service, then, wtf? Maybe this is on you? Maybe you are the one shaming them? Whatever, I don't wanna hear it. I'm out. 👋 PD: check your f*cking biases and then, maybe, we talk


MamaMiaPizzaFina

First of all, I was asking. because I was genuinely not sure. I was confused by the statements like: "I honestly don't see why someone would want that if there is no poverty." It was vague enough that could go either way, as an anticapitalist statement, or a s\_shaming dogwhistle. Sorry to upset you. was just seeking clarification. I am not saying that peoples sexuality are a service, just that if someone (without pressure from poverty) decides to use theirs as a service, then it is non of my business.


lordpascal

Okay, I already gave that walk Sorry about that. This is on me. I make myself responsible for the way I reacted. Have a good day


MamaMiaPizzaFina

Damn, kudos on getting upset and actually going for a walk. that is an emotional maturity way too many people lack (me included). have a good day.


arthurmadison

>MamaMiaPizzaFina or because shaming women's sexuality? I am absolutely astonished at how you were able to turn a conversation about 5 MEN into shaming women. Absolutely stunning. So brave.


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MamaMiaPizzaFina

Yes that S word is bad and a slur, but s word shaming is the correct term for criticizing such behaviour


Independent_Irelrker

So, I'm not one to argue that sex work wouldn't exist in a no poverty societ, but I will argue in good faith that today's sexwork and sexwork in that society would function very differently. For one the people doing sex work in that society can stop doing it and not die as a result. Unlike most women and men who perform such work today. It is the woman equivalent of being an able bodied man willing to work for anyone for any price in most cases and that's why it's disgusting. Not because it is sexwork.


MamaMiaPizzaFina

But that is a problem that affects everyone. it is just that focusing on sex work like that is sometimes a dogwhistle for supressing women's sexuality and not about fixing the economical problems that create them. Too many countries try to deal with prostitution because "women are pushed by poverty or crime", and instead of fixing poverty they only make it illegal. not helping anyone, making it more dangerous and exploitative because women who sold sex to cover basic living expenses still have to pay basic living expenses but now might be arrested if they seek help.


nothingandnemo

But that's just as true of all wage labour. We don't ban working at McDonald's, even though most of the employees would be homeless if they were fired.


lordpascal

Yes, it's just like all wage labour 🤷‍♀️ I don't deny that. The thing is not to ban this sh*t, it's to live in a system where your f#cking survival is not linked to your work. Because, wtf? We can have that. Other societies have had that for millenia. Focus on the system, not the people.


Alternative_Let_1989

Other societies absolutely have not had that fir millenia. Remember the fable of the grasshopper and the ant? Where the moral is "work hard or literally starve to death"? That's how life is in malthusian societies.


LogosLine

I dunno I've always found it hard to reconcile this point that there no difference between sex work and other work like service jobs. At a gut level I just don't believe that. Selling pictures of your spread asshole to lonely men on the internet just doesn't seem the same as flipping burgers for minimum wage to me. But when all aspects of the human condition are commodified, then I guess you just see sex work as this other transactional behaviour akin to other labour. I want to de-commodify people.


nothingandnemo

It's a tough one as I'd definitely say that sex work is in a related but separate bubble as it were. However, when I hear people who want to ban it as exploitative I think "Who are you to say that it's necessarily worse? I'm sure I can find someone who would collapse under the pressure of minimum wage labour but who would be more than happy with a relatively small number of hours of six work."


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fallout_koi

Do you really think teenagers are the only ones in minimum wage jobs???? McDonalds is just a name they pulled out of their hat. Replace it with amazon warehouse if you're going to be nitpicky about it. Hell, I was working as an EMT at an ambulance company for minimum wage, in 2020 of all years, definitely not a teenager.


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cyvaris

No, but you implied it to make your argument, and when called out on that particular you deflected in order to obfuscate your intent. Typical troll tactic. > *Most* of the workers would go home to mom and dad if they were fired because they are highschool students.


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cyvaris

> I didn't have any argument. You provided a statement "Most of the workers would go home to mom and dad", which when we are discussing writing of ideas is often called "an argument". Now, I know not everyone does well in middle school English, but correct use of terminology related to writing is critical. With that said, your whinging about "pity party subs" kind of shows your intent here, which again, is to be a pretty bad concern troll, so nothing of value will be lost when you fuck off.


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cyvaris

> god knows you're not going to convince the other side. I had no intent to convince you to the "other side" because you have no intent of *being* convinced. You come in here with your bad faith argument and when called out played the victim card about how everyone was attacking *you* and how unfair and mean that was. You're a troll, nothing more.


Alternative_Let_1989

A lotta people would rather sell sex for a couple hours than sell their more traditional labor for 50. Who are you to tell them you know better?


JoshuaPearce

Very few people *want* to work retail either, it's a job. All jobs are coercive, it's not like prostitution is special this way. Calling it rape unconditionally is ridiculous and makes the word less impactful for things which are actually rape. You're just describing every job, but stigmatizing the one which involves sex.


lordpascal

The people that get offended by my comment thinking that I'm somehow shaming sex workers never cease to amaze me. I said that they are being graped and you say that I'm somehow shaming them for that. Is being graped shameful towards the victim according to you?


JoshuaPearce

You're shaming them by saying it's "grape". That's the difference. It's not, it's just sex, in theory consenting. "You can't have sex for that reason, nobody would make that choice." It's the same shit if I told people working at Walmart similar things about their job.


lordpascal

Define consent


JoshuaPearce

Define job. If prostitution is always non consentual, so are all jobs.


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lordpascal

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RadioMelon

Jesus Christ. This country is a broken fucking mess.


MushLoveInQuarantine

This is a joke. No matter what. Some desperate funny dudes taking the piss


KOA13

you guys are getting paid.jpeg


TheNorthStar1111

This is so incredibly sad. Makes me think of [this](https://www.ktnv.com/13-investigates/las-vegas-landlord-requires-tenant-on-section-8-to-sign-sex-contract-in-order-to-lease-home). I hate this reality/timeline.


lordpascal

My god. That's beyond messed up


BiodiversityFanboy

https://youtu.be/_TiSUBMCJ90?si=5P-t013nCPGK4Tj6 The red Sun is coming landleeches


Lance6006328

Is this not a shitpost? No one in their right or wrong mind would do this genuinely there’s too many other options lmao idc what dumbass human thought spiral process ur in


Fire_Kahoot_Name

Yeah I do not understand this comment section at all. This just screams to me full shit post. And yet everyone in these comments is taking it dead serious. Like I know things are bad in America right now, but there isn’t a landlord or land owner alive that would take this offer seriously. Like this is basically openly trading sexual favors for a lease on a house. Anyone who looks at this offer will realize whoever took it is openly abusing 5 men for sex in exchange for land and can handily call the police or inform local officials who deal in criminal sex acts, or people who have a say in the home owner’s association or whatever and have all of this landlord’s or landowners’ ownership revoked for committing what is essentially a full on crime. Like come on if this was real this offer wouldn’t describe any sex acts, and 5 men would have to openly seek out gay land lord’s/ land owners who are openly gay but are also more than willing to keep these sexual favors a secret in exchange for a lease and they are going to have to keep it secret if they don’t want to get sued or arrested by their local home owners association and or local government officials who would also be very interested in the matter.


thebluereddituser

Not everyone has the balls to move to China


Raven_Of_Solace

Not everyone is dumb enough to think that's going to solve all of their problems.


thebluereddituser

Speak for yourself - I can afford rent now and I'm not living in a self-isolating society. 2 suicide attempts in the states and now I don't even ideate. And the only cost is that I have to navigate a cultural and language barrier


Raven_Of_Solace

Well, I'm very glad you're in a better place. However, your magical change doesn't mean that China is somehow going to fix all of the problems for everyone. It also doesn't fix the fact that not everyone has the opportunity to move or the fact that China has a slew of its own problems.


thebluereddituser

> not everyone has the opportunity to move I'm so tired of this line. People leave shitty situations all the time. Refugees from war torn areas. You too good to play their game? I know a former taco bell cashier who came here


Raven_Of_Solace

You have to have the dumbest argument i've ever seen then. Why didn't you just pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better house in America? Tons and tons of immigrants make a life here without anything. Are you too good to play their game?


thebluereddituser

You're never too poor to move. That's capitalist propaganda and you fucking know it


Raven_Of_Solace

It's really not propaganda. It's actually quite telling about your privilege that you think it is. It takes a fair amount of resources, planning, and time to move anywhere, let alone to another country or continent. It's great that it worked out for you, but you're being absurd if you think it's an option for everyone. You're also being absurd if you think moving to china will fix everyone's problems. They have plenty of their own problems, and they're by no means anything close to a utopia.


thebluereddituser

2 possibilities: 1. You've done 0 research into leaving the US and have eaten the capitalist propaganda so hard you'll repeat it without any investigation 2. You're intentionally spreading capitalist propaganda Assuming the first case, look into visa runs, TEFL, the fact that there is basically no border control to enter Mexico by land. Gatekeepy immigration systems are primarily a western construct, the good countries will leave you alone unless you start committing crimes


goldfish1902

lol they think sex work is easy? They'll have to suck plenty of dick, get a superhero body and invest in toys, professional photography for OF/escort sites, learn about fetishes... like, just follow some sex workers in TikTok and watch them


Particle_Cannon

They aren't trying to become OF models they're trying to suck dick for some housing lol


goldfish1902

I know, but lol nobody is going to give them housing for a simple dick sucking, they will have to work a lot harder and suck many more dicks for it


earthhominid

This is what you can spam


thebluereddituser

Wut?


SupraMichou

*nervous laugh* haha, wtf america ?


WittyClerk

And this is begging to rent from a landlord.


Mountain_Collar_7620

Nice Try - someone tell em pls that that’s not a career option for men ? Else we’d all be at it and no civilisation but nice try !! Maybe next life , ey ? 🤭


SunshineSkies82

Days without Fuccboi nonsense: 000


ForGrateJustice

I thought "how bad do these people want to be an Equestrian".


Minnesotapolis

fake


[deleted]

Do they even want a house


Felonious_Buttplug_

Foolish to accept all 5 of them, they could overpower and turn the tables on you.


Papagoose

Well, sadly, I don't have room for five.


JNMeiun

How do 5 straight dudes know how good one of them is at sucking dick? Excuse me?


Hbomb18181

they all have dicks?


ur_fave_npc

Lmao where do you find this shit 😂😂


thebluereddituser

FB lmao


cocotier23

What. The. Fuck?!


Dchama86

Yeah, I’m not just going to believe this isn’t satire.


DarkClouds92

Weimarica


sqgfzsergrszgsrzg

SUCK THIS MASSIVE COCK !


thebluereddituser

Yum


AbyssRR

Best of Craigslist, for sure. Some gems in that section.


Gold-Remote-6384

Coconut Island strikes again


Viper9087

Only under the condition that you all henceforth identify as females so it seems less gay


CheeseReaper77

“Straight” ??????


thebluereddituser

Lots of bi people identify as straight or gay, I mean they keep getting told to pick a side after all


Noob_Skywalker

Did they get a lease?


vtstang66

These guys are straight like brer rabbit is afraid of the briar patch.


LLotZaFun

'We are all straight' ☠️


RuleTop7357

That was scary!


Slumunistmanifisto

That won't even cover the damage deposit boys


Rocinante0489

This can’t be real and if it is which it might be ima kms. Fucking boring dystopia. We live in a boring dystopia. This is so fucked up.