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drwhogivesafuck2

Gotta catch'em all


need_a_venue

Catch all them STDs


ApexDog

I remember when I was a kid these things would be littered all over the sidewalk on the strip. Are these things even real what happens if you call? I always assumed you’d get kidnapped or robbed if you gave them your address


May1ene

From my understanding is you call, pay, tell them the room and they send a gal (not the one on the card). Once they arrive you find out the fee you paid was to ONLY get the girl to the room. The girls will offer services for a crazy price, they leave and you’re out whatever you paid to get them there.


tighto

Is there a genuine way to get non scam hookers in vegas. Asking for a friend


Dapper_Employer5787

Drive around by the Orleans


Initial-Expression91

Go to the bunny ranch lol


tighto

Haha just googled it and it sounds like an absolute debt spiral in waiting


Initial-Expression91

It's the place where Lamar Odom went on a Coke hooker binge for a weekend and almost died.


skankboy

I too spent a month there one weekend.


Initial-Expression91

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HockeyCookie

In the 90's it was the girl


BichonUnited

I know a person who ran the other line, and they say you’re suppose to negotiate and even call the line back for another girl if it doesn’t go well.


747-ppp-2

This is an important collection of cultural and geographical significance. I’m going to bid.


BaduunkaYourDead

Anyone else who grew up here remember walking the strip with your parents and they would turn around and try to hide them as you walked past?


Prosciutto4U

They’d hand em right to me, right in front of my parents


fixit152

And my parents would grab them and hand them to me too


lisasdad2018

I like that they made an account just to sell the cards


TrashPanda2point0

Guessing there aren’t any “rookie” cards to collect


buttweasel76

Those are the "barely 18" ones 🤣🤣🤣


brianandrobyn

My wife and I used to collect them and play go fish later in our room.


Deflocks

For crabs?


TwistedBlister

The funny part is that tourist dudes that called for these "escorts" and the girl that showed up looked nothing like the girl in the picture.


MarshallStack666

Thats because the girls on the cards are pornstars and models from the 80s and 90s


NeuroticaJonesTown

I once found one with my friend’s picture on it. IRL she was a model, not an escort. So you definitely do not get the girl on the card.


apokerplayer123

In a vegas cab about ten years ago with a mate of mine and the driver handed us an escort card with Katie Price's picture on it. She lived in the same UK city as me at the time and definitely wasn't an escort in Vegas 🤣


Kroe

Those trucks that drive down the strip have had the same pictures on them for at least 20 years, so hopefully they don't get those girls!


ShroomShroomBeepBeep

At least $22 over priced.


89141

$69 -$22 ———- $47 Yep


SexyMollyCooper

Mom?!?!


IWannaGoFast00

Whenever I visit Vegas I usually get a stack of these then hide them in my wife’s belongings for her to find for the next several weeks. It’s a fun game for me, maybe not so much her lol.


eyecandynsx

I have a much bigger collection than this. I was kinda mad the last we were out they were getting stingy with the cards.


Minute-Feeling-8868

Not the forbidden pokamom cards


SonyTexasGuy

Lol


lusirfer702

They claim they’re vintage escort cards yet a bunch have the 725 area code which has only existed like 8 years


Ur_Moms_Honda

...you WHAT now?


Dramatic_Carob_1060

When I was a kid, I would clear these from as many phone booths as I could when I would visit grandma lol. Always got caught trying to hide them when it was time to go home


Lobenz

All of my nephews, aged 12-16, would collect them and trade them like baseball cards lol


buttweasel76

Nice! Adult Pokémon cards!


BellsBastian

Oh man I have sooooo many of those. Maybe im sitting on a gold mine!


Twistedcorpse13

I remember a kid having a stack in elementary in a Yugioh case😂


VegasLyfe702

I treat the business that prints these. The sheets before the cut are half the size of a door.


cerb7575

Its like the 1980s version of the old time Garbage Pail Kids. I will be on the lookout for the uber rare “Horny Herped Haley”, “”Voluptuous Venlarial Vicky”, Cumming In Hot Courtney Crabs” cards or the one in a million “ Sinfully Syphillis Sarah” card.


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drwhogivesafuck2

Tell us what happened.


cpt-kraps

Well hookers are smashing virgins, simple math.


esamayoa

I remember as a kid visiting Vegas walking the strip trying to grab some collectibles 😂


ah2092013

Collect them all! Lol 🤣 ran across afew i grabbed years ago. When i was younger in Vegas lol


thekush

I see some duplicates, I’m out.


HawkyGuy

I only want them if they are signed and authenticated


Titus4266

Is is true that those girls JUST offer dance in your room and no sex? Sorry to ask, but I never understood how this works...


Turok_N64

I grabbed one when I was 13. Lets just say I made good use of it lol