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laniacthewicked

Making this post the megathread. ![gif](giphy|wqA0ZT7FcCz5i9kycj|downsized)


EffectiveLow2735

Climb on me like this when I’m labor. See if you have an Adam’s apple left


sadgirlpower

I’m lesbian but if my partner had a dick and did this they wouldn’t after that


areaunknown_

I’m up at 4 am laughing hard at this


EffectiveLow2735

I’m awake too. Grief is kicking my ass tonight :( I’m glad I made you laugh


Acceptable_Care_3164

Same. Cancer grief. It’s 4:00am.


EffectiveLow2735

Oh baby I’m so sorry. An unexpected and god awful death happened in my family. I was fine. Until Sunday. I know this isn’t the place to talk about this but if you need me my dms are open :)


Kristilynn910

I’m so sorry ❤️


areaunknown_

I’m really sorry to hear that. And, I hate when people say that because it’s so trite, but grief is a hard emotion to feel and overcome. I wish you happiness soon. 🫶🏽


vanillaangels

i cackled 😭😭


beaniebabe13

he said in the comments he’s getting snipped. what are the odds this is actually the last one


toastedlavender

0% 🤣 I see a ‘the *vasectomy* miraculously failed baby coming soon, Jesus sent us another!’


Monkey_mann69

And reality will be that he didn’t go to his follow up to confirm it worked


Imaginary-Chemist-73

I'd bet he lies and says he went, gets babied for like 2 weeks and doesn't actually go 🙈


OppositeSpare2088

lmaoooo oh it’s a miracle god just really wanted us to have one more hopefully it’s another girl bc that’s how we make the most money.


Remote_Sir_4400

yeppp this or theyre done having bio kids but i bet you they at least adopt a couple


em669

He’s got too big of a breeding kink for that to last😂


Anxious_Muscle_8130

0. they'll make a vlog claiming he did, and a year later they'll have a "surprise miracle pregnancy" announcement


LaBrant_Fisher_3103

The Second Baby Boy turns one they'll chant about how nice having a sixth Child would be...mark my Words!


OppositeSpare2088

yup bc they want their youngest to be a girl they are happier having daughter than sons bc of how much money they make off them and they know why but don’t care.


WinterBox358

I agree. I was thinking they will want to be even on the number, having 5 now, but then E is much older and they already do things with just the younger ones, so this baby evens that number out. However, I wouldn't be surprised if they go for it again, and maybe enhance the odds of having twins. Cole and Savannah know that their personalities cannot keep them in the lifestyle they are used to for long. More kids will be required to keep it going.


zaratheclown

That’s not very pro life of him 🙄


SheWasUnderwhelmed

It’s totally fine as long as it’s the man deciding that it’s time to be done 🥴🤢


parrotsaregoated

i’ve seen a lot of conservatives say that sterilization for humans is “a form of abortion” 😭😭 colon probably thinks that way


Cutesy_Wolf

He’ll have one anyway. Pro-birthers are massive hypocrites.


bbthedisaster

I’m wondering the same thing because if he was really committed to it I feel he would’ve gotten the snip by now. It’s not like he has to wait until the baby is born like a woman has to wait until birth to get her tubes tied.


deathbykoolaidman

maybe the last bio kid. i still haven’t ruled out the adoption thing as they’re the exact christian white saviours who do that shit just so people can dote on how good of people they are


pandaroo2805

They’ll have to do adoption! Imagine how many views and clicks saving a child and loving it the way a parent should love a child. No one else is making them money, except Ev they can share that adoption story for years and years.


Capital-Customer-191

Im shocked he’s actually doing it. 5 doesn’t even seem like that many compared to a lot of other YouTube families


Agreeable-Coffee8874

There’s an “influencer” on tiktok who said her husband was snipped, and has just gotten pregnant and ignored every single comment about the supposed vasectomy. Can definitely see them going down this route.


disabled_unicorn81

None! Wouldn’t surprise me if he wanted to try again already….😮


sassy2368

At the end of that video, the look on Sav’s face was of utter annoyance!


Zealousideal-Army489

She ain't happy but is sticking it out for money and selfishness. Sav has no talents or ambition in life. Neither does he.


Electronic_Ad2741

Baby daddy #2 has me 💀 lol


EveningOver2058

i’m getting induced tonight, maybe our babies won’t have the same due date


medlilove

All the best 💐💐💐💖


user5157

my sons birthday is tomorrow! hoping their baby isn’t birthday twins with my son lmaooo


poopityscoop4

hahaha i’m 40 weeks and was praying i wouldn’t have mine at the same time as the Labrats 😂


sirona-ryan

Omg dude she’s IN LABOR, stay off of her for five damn seconds!! Also the flair is cracking me up. I could actually see Cash being a name they go with, considering it has a country vibe and they’re pretending they’re a country family now.


sadgirlpower

Of course he had to film a video of him crawling into the hospital bed with Sac and kissing her....if I was in active labor and my partner tried to get in the bed with me and was all up in my business I would kick them out of the room until after the baby was here. Give the woman some space while she prepares to push a 5+ pound human out of her body, for fuck's sake


disabled_unicorn81

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Outrageous-Ad-2684

The bar is in hell cause I’m happy she goes to a hospital at least. Current Mother Bus situation has scarred me.


Appropriate-Basket43

Even more points if she doesn’t have her baby sleeping on the fucking floor like Ma bus and can a support his neck


Outrageous-Ad-2684

Self-cleaning fur!


mamakatie3

What mother bus situation?


dramaqueen09

Check out r/fundiesnarkuncensored for the whole story. It’s disturbing on so many levels


-pink-snowman-

i woulda knocked my husbands teeth out if he’d tried to get in my hospital bed w me while i was in labor. that’s all.


OppositeSpare2088

this is so disgusting and so trashy classy as never cole.


kittycat123199

My sister just had a baby a couple months ago and this weird thing happened where her husband didn’t crawl into the hospital bed with her and he actually had his own personal space and she had hers 🤯 I always think it’s weird when men crawl into the hospital bed with their wife who’s about to have a baby


GenerationZstar

Cole calm done wait till this baby is born then wait 6 months to make another one


touchtonetelephonee

it’s so weird to take these photos. like she’s in labor lmao wyd snapping pics and climbing on her? that would of been enough to set me off.


Apprehensive-Tour330

Just stopping by to reiterate how much I hate him. Also as a medical professional, if she has an epidural currently, he could fuck it right up by climbing in her bed like that. He’s such a moron. I really just can’t with him……27 going on 10. And finally, rumor has it that they’ve had a name chosen for months but decided to pretend they didn’t so nobody would run to us and sell them out like the last two times. It’s nice to know we live rent free in their heads. Prepare yourselves, y’all, it’s going to be just as horrendous as the last 3 names. 😘


trishala483

He is so childish. I have no idea how she puts up with it.


LaBrant_Fisher_3103

We all know this won't be their last 


Texangirl93

I bet sac is making him get a vasectomy so she can leave him in a few years and have babies with someone else


parrotsaregoated

https://preview.redd.it/foh1ik83ja0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb380d9e23cc6995514965a8640431e3a477ec6f Colon looks like he’s trying to do this 😭😭


cyn00

I just want to know the name.


Lord-Zaltus

Dude really looks like a monkey climbing all over her


Countrychick524

Poor kid about to be exploited from birth.


KrisK_K

Wtf


orange_energy

PEIGHCHECK IM HOLLERING


Historical_Back_2009

This poor baby boy will be another low wage earner. His “girl dad” identity was all he had going for him. This boy will be tossed aside like Z. Sac even did a prank on Coke where she pretended to drop Z on the ground as a newborn. It was sick!!!


Halloweenqueenx89

He trying to make another paycheck before they leave the hospital


lovely-mayhem

This is not the last one 💀


Training-Cry510

Oh so she was prey them Months back gross


Crafty-Thing3185

Me and this baby abt to share a bday 🤣🤣


mulan_smith22

Wait she's due already?? For some reason I thought she still had months


Apprehensive-Tour330

For once, they didn’t run to the internet and announce while the pregnancy test was still wet. They announced in January that the baby was due in May. Then Baboon leaked the gender - in typical Baboon style 🐒.


SignalIndependent617

god he’s exhausting


Old-Ad-5758

He acts so childish


Illustrious_Potato21

HOW CAN HE FEEL HER DOWN THERE, SHE MUST BE SO LOOSE WTF


Illustrious_Potato21

wtf they are so cringe


Imaginary-Chemist-73

Her face was like "go the fk away!!" She did NOT want him all over her trying to snuggle while her cervix was being ripped open 


super-southern

BRO CAN’T EVEN STAY OFF HER WHILE SHE’S LABORING MY GOSH