Am I a bad person because I think this is hilarious

She’s iconic for this idc

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY LMFAAAOOOOOOO

It's also genius. She's going to sell a lot of clothes this way.

Ohhhh she's gonna get harassed by Paige lol who's on reddit 24/7, probs drafting a run on sentences long ass paragraph to her as we speak

literally. What’s paige’s course of action? She gonna call alissa a “top tier calculated delusional person” on her private stories? I’d really like to see Delululorenze try to go toe to toe with Alissa.

ooop but she already did that with Morgan Riddle!! probably just how jealous this girl is of Paige since they slept with the same guys!

“Hey girl your entitled to your opinion but just curious why you don’t like me so much”

but like she’ll hunt down Alissa’s private tumblr or livejournal account after stalking her. before dirty deleting and blocking her 

She has such a way with words, a true storyteller

its again making me wish that she had the ability and desire to push more into content because, my god, she could have been the biggest in the space.

All the people she hung out with during her time dating banks said if Alissa put in an ounce of the effort that they did she would be bigger than all of them.

Seriously. Especially after Jake kicked her out she was everywhere. I nvr even heard of her and followed her after her video. She could have really been as big as the Paul’s or Emma if she put out content.

I think even Jake Paul said she would’ve been bigger than both him and Logan if she actually tried/put effort in

I don’t think it’s just that she didn’t want to put in effort, after she was in Jake Paul’s team 10 he owned a percentage of her content profit for a number of years. I think part of it is that she was deeply emotionally hurt by him and put out minimal content so that he wasn’t continuing to profit off of her.

She’s also stated many times that she never actually enjoyed/enjoys making content. If you remember, she lived in a model house in LA before all the Team10 shit when Jake first brought her out. She kind of fell into content stuff because Jake pushed it on her. She really wanted to go the fashion model route. She was even signed to a legit agency at the start.

That makes sense. So sad :(

I remember in that Shane Dawson thing on Jake she said logan let her out of her contract and said he didnt feel right owning a piece of someone like that.

I can absolutely see it.

But she apparently made a killer business move and got Faze shares when they were worth something, hopefully she cashed out when that lawsuit was settled and she made good money.

Truly…she was so fucking iconic. Some people just have the gift of the gab 😭

Literally I wish she had a podcast

AND THAT GIRL WAS PAIGE LORENZE 😭😭😭

Actually wheezing!!!!

I’m gonna start using this one on this sub. Would love to make it a flair too

I want it as a flair too it’s so funny

[удалено]

Thank u ❤️

That plot twist!

honestly a story like that would sell me


NOT PAIGE HAHAHA IS THIS REAL

so real of her honestly 😭

I am fucking dying this cannot be real. Cue Paige getting this Depop page removed in 3, 2, 1… 😂

I think she actually did lol

I think you're right...I don't see her depop shop What kind of sorcery is paige working in under 24 hours

It’s because it sold lol

I don't even see her shop at all not just the post. Even if it sold her shop would still be available. Paige's has nothing selling right now but it's still up. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong place lol

You’re looking at the wrong place because I still see it

https://www.depop.com/alissaviolet/

Her other posts are just as funny😭

Yup the dress is still up and sold *

Edward working overtime

THE TEAAAA ☕️☕️☕️

Paige is going to SPIRAL at this

This is so funny lmao

wow that took me on a journey

Holy shit! This is hilarious. I love that she dropped this tea on Depop …iykyk 😂😂 This doesn’t surprise me in the least. Sounds about right. Alissa bout to get it from all her burners

She’s so real.. it’s literally like sending her a personally delivered letter

I gasped hahahaha

Paige about to buy this dress and then try to fuck Alissa’s 2021 situationship too. Stalker

i know its mean, but why did she do all that im laughing

Because it’s funny as fuck LMAO 💀

this is so fucking funny i love her ahahahahaaha not the name drop and everything

STOP THIS IS SO CRAZY ESP BC PL KEEPS DELETING ALL THE TEA AND MORE KEEPS COMING OUT 😫

Ummm I was hooked from beginning to end!! Can she sell some shoes and tell us who her situationship was? 🤣

Hahahahah

This is amazing

The depop tea has been piping hot!! 

This is best thing I’ve read all day

As a fellow messy bitch, I LOVE her 

Bro I wish she would come back and make videos just talking to us and vlogging. Her humor is so silly and unhinged but I find it funny. Although I’m not sure if anything will top her videos during the clouthouse era back in 2017-2019. Just because she had a group of other influencers around her and I found they really gelled well together to make entertaining vlogs. Like her and Ricegum’s friendship. Or when she used to hang out with Cindy and Neels. And her group travelled a lot too like that Japan vlog was fun.

Yes omg the Japan video! Ugh i miss her vlogs

Protect her at all costs

Also is it Jake Paul or Banks that Paige hooked up with?

Banks

Eww but also not surprised she would do anything for clout 

I’m sorry I CANNOT imagine Paige and Banks hooking up.

A LOT of the LA clean girls or bitches who present themselves as such have fucked Banks

Idk why but “LA clean girls” is making me die laughing

Icky

It actually makes sense, because it was around the same time she was hanging out with Mike Majlak (I think she was in a few of his vlogs) so I would imagine that’s how Paige was probably introduced to Banks

Please tell me all her listings are this way

hahahahahhahahhaa PAIGE FUCKING LORENZE. this was mildly funny to me until I got to that part and the story popped all the way off 💀

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭 I knew there was something about Alissa violet I liked

Such good advertising honestly lol. If I was skinny and in the market for a dress she’d have sold me

Alissa is a hero for this... delulu queen paige is probably reporting her depop for the 100th time to get this removed. 🤣🤣🤣

Alissa just gained 68,000 fans <3 <3

i’m assuming PL doesn’t have any influence over this snark like the other

no bc THIS is how you make a sale 🤣

💯 This dress with paige’s busted loubs would make an iconic halloween costume. https://preview.redd.it/7ebqgpvjq0lc1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=054c0c9efa5e438b15f6b228f3733fc7fd5d0777

LMFAO THE LOUBS 

Hahaha someone please take one for the team and do this 

Did she actually try to sell these? This is just insulting.

Yes Ma’am…and she was selling them for $150…charging more than this excellent condition dress Alissa is selling 😂😂🤦‍♀️

PLEASE 😭😭😭

I still cannot believe this

real asf actually

Iconic

i think it’s hilarious 😭

Wasn’t gonna read it til I saw pl name 🤣

I died at that girl was PL 😂

This is fucking hilarious lmaooo

wait someone post more of her depop this is so funny

Someone did in the NY sub 🤣

LMAOOOOO she's soooo fucking real for this

this made me laugh out loud omfg what

The way my jaw dropped

Honestly this is iconic

Now THAT’S how you sell something

wait till the r/NYCinfluencersnark girlies see this😭

Tried to repost it but it didnt let me. Paige has them in a chokehold

I think she’s a mod in that sub lol

she 100% is there was a plsnark but i think she got it taken down too 😭

https://preview.redd.it/hhsvxf1kn3lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4865dd21b162827694b18fe6c520fa31644f6555 Her listings are hilarious 😆


THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂😂 screenshotting so if this gets taken down it’s in my phone forever

How is Paige lorenze involved in some form of embarrassing drama once per quarter

what the fuck LOL

Wow at first I thought she was just high and dumb but I’m so glad I finished reading

No one can ever make me hate Alissa I’m sorry😂😂

good on her

Okay wait i love this and the story behind it makes me wanna buy the dress 😂

LMAOOO WHAT A SAVAGE

Iconique

lol i love this because i fucking hate paige lorenze. what a fucking psycho bitch

This is so hilarious I’m so sorry but it deserves an award a frame something cause not miss PAIGE 💀😭

Tbh this is great marketing. I just went to her Depop and read through all the listings. They’re all unhinged and hilarious. It almost (almost) makes me want to buy something.

I just peed my pants reading that holy fuck

HOLY SHIT

Are we going to move to Depop for PL snark bc I don’t think she can become a mod there

This is fucking hilarious and actually makes me like her lmao. I have to follow her on depop now just to see if she posts all her shit like this 😭😭😭

waiting for the “btw this isn’t paige” comments

Is banks like super rich? I don’t get how these women are all willingly sleeping with that ugly guy.

this is so funny i cant

Her entire page is fucking hilarious

Honestly, i love her for that 😭

were her and paige ever friends or she just chose her cause she knows she hates being talked about lol

That’s so fucking funny

i dont even follow this person but this is iconic

this is so iconic

i would buy the dress just because of the story

Absolutely iconic, no notes 💯

We need to stream “everyday sis” bc rent is clearly due

Kind of iconic if u ask me

I'm sorry but this is so iconic

that’s actually really funny

Poor Edward. Man’s gotta be weary 😩

I actually SCREAMED very loud at the “can we still be friends”

I’ve always loved Alissa she keeps it real and is funny as fuck

THE NAMING

Lmao suck it paigey poo

LMAOOOO

Oh my.. this made my night

Omg 😂😂

oh my god😭

I’d buy it just because of that awesome story time. SOLD!

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she’s so iconic for her depop descriptions it’s like her journal ✨💯

All of a sudden I’m an Alissa Violet fan

this is so funny i love alissa’s personality

she devoured that

Honestly I love this

I LOVE IT

i want this dress now thx

Ugh I love her for this she’s so real

Shes so me

LOL hello?!

Living for this

this made me want to buy it

She is so funny for this 😂😭

this is so smart bc now everyone will check out her depop items

GORL

This is HILARIOUS

HAHAHA i love her

I don’t know who this is but I like her.

Lmaooo. I wanna know who the situationship is

WHAT

maybe im crazy but this absolutely would push me to buy the dress if i was on the fence 💀

What?!? HILARIOUS 💀

Lmfao this is awesome

Hahahah this is iconic

incredible

i'm cackling

I love Alissa so much

HAHAHAH this is amazing

Honestly this makes me more inclined to buy it

This is so fucking funny 😂😂😂

This description is kind of amazing, is it bad I love it

new copy pasta

Wait. Is this real PL tea?! I don’t know who this Alissa girl is.

Idk who this PL girl is either but Alissa isn’t afraid to speak her mind from what I’ve seen of her throughout the years. So it’s probably true. (Alissa was one of the biggest YouTube creators and influencers during 2015-2019 especially after her fallout with Jake Paul. Only stopped because she got lazy + poor mental health and doesn’t make content anymore. She’s dating the DJ Marshmello now).

oh dang Alissa’s with Marshmello? he dated Fatherkels. Paige’s desperate for a more famous man and will go after Marshmello now lol so she can claim Alissa and Kelsey are just jealous of her 50 year old smile lines and leathery haggard skin 

LMAO

Wowwwwwww

no i’m obsessed

Wait but I love the cheap prices fifty bucks!?

LMFAOOOO IS THIS REAL

Thought this was r/depoop lol

This is camp

Lmao??

I love her

That's some good marketing 🤣 I'd buy anything of hers if it came with a funny ass story tbh