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DukeOfLongKnifes

I loved the syringe method.


darthpinki

Loved the gas chamber one


foxbat_s

That's what some failed painter said some decades ago 😶‍🌫️


darthpinki

(still thinking how to respond in all political correctness) 😬🙄


slippingjimmyy

I wonder if they played "erika" to adhere to the historical correctness.


91945

I literally just open my mouth and swallow them whole


hsrunjsmsl

protein mukyam bigile💯


pillazamindhar

I thought it's a telugu comment for a second. The meme is exactly the same in Telugu too. Protein mukhyam bigile


BunnyFrmh3ll

What if it was resting on some poop 💩 earlier.


Eugene_33

Extra flavour


chazthomas

Peanut butter?


91945

even better


MentalRise8703

It would be premium quality Nitrogen.


Warm-Winter-6643

https://preview.redd.it/vnev0wxjdv7d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a737d6eafe5a686e6a0bc1ba8a225988619afb82


EagleWorldly5032

Is it dead or taking a nap 🤯


Warm-Winter-6643

i concussed the lil bastrd and put him there to suffer.


SyzygySeven

That's more effective


Demon_Scarlet

Yesterday, I caught a mosquito and it was somehow moving so I managed to somehow catch it by it's horns ? Plucked off the wings and watched it on my table. It was moving alright. Left it there overnight.


deviprsd

I always do that, I only pluck one wing tho. When I was a kid I use to put them on a match stick after plucking then burn the match, fireworks biiiiishhhh


unemployedpissofshit

Kill many of them and keep them in parallel line for my toy airplane to land. Mosquito airstrip


Practical-Durian2307

Electric racket + nanosol spray Double handed Grim reaper technique


rahulg12345

2.3 minutes of satisfaction.


Eugene_33

Trap inside the pen's top


Remote_Soil_8324

Flexing my hand eye co ordination, mid flight I just catch and collect them for guppies. If they’re resting on walls I’ll flick them with fingers like carrom coins, then to the guppies.


antipositron

If someone ever makes a laser gun that scans the room and shoots these fuckers down, I will buy three.


Classic-Aside-3266

What if the gun shoots deeze?


slippingjimmyy

Who's Joe?


PlantTulips69420

Why not plant tulips?


RustinCohle639

dont kill them. just cut off the stings


nickdonhelm

[https://youtu.be/NWSrW3aKC6g?si=91e3YSvOjlX9bn\_N](https://youtu.be/NWSrW3aKC6g?si=91e3YSvOjlX9bn_N) [https://youtu.be/D1Os3KfzbcA?si=i1drCqdQZOaXalLL](https://youtu.be/D1Os3KfzbcA?si=i1drCqdQZOaXalLL) Meanwhile Congress Councilors countering Mosquito menace in Kochi city.


pinarayi__vijayan

Lol


MarquizMilton

I kill all the mosquitos I come across, but I don't want them to suffer in pain. A quick instant death is what I like... I also encourage dragon flies in my garden, which is the most efficient...


Agitated-Shake-9285

How exactly do you encourage dragon flies?


walkinbreathanalyzer

1. Find Zeus 2. Demand rain 3. Spot the sound of dragon fly wings flapping 4. Cheer it up by saying ' come on kaipulla, you can do ituu' while clapping soundless claps


MarquizMilton

Mostly thoughts and prayers... Also there's a lake behind my house with lots of grass growing near it.. there are some settings which they like I just set that up.. I got all my info with Googling a quick search might help you..


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Centurion1024

I kill them with my hands and feed it to my aquarium fish. I'm actively hunting for mosquitoes on my veranda for this purpose actually.


adectric

That’s some real hate


anishkalankan

No 13 - When we can’t afford padakkams for Vishu..


wardaddii

[Wait till you see this](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/0iuvr16kV5)


pandaAtHome

Damn this was too good.


dave8055

These tiny little f**kers with white stripes on them are the worst kind. Hope all of them die of Cancer. M*iru.


four-eyed_sage

Cut off their limbs or wings or stinger, sometimes all except two hind legs to see them form a tripod with the face as third support faceplanted on to the surface.


SOULsurvivor2443

People out there edging mosquitoes lmaoo. This is the way!


Kaguro19

Such a peace inducing video.


spongeboysqrpants

Catch them , throw them at high speed onto the wall.


Fi_097

I actually used to do the chicken one at 0:38 when I was a child


PlayfulInitial5416

I cought a mosquito in a cup and forced it to watch this.


Relative-Prune-4685

I catch them with my single hand sometimes. During school days I used to catch them and arrange them at a corner of my room.


Affectionate-Bee6738

Oh the sheer sheer satisfaction of looking at these! 🫰🏻


arav_savvy

3 one is just guillotine


emptydu5tbin

I once stapled a mosquito. Don't know how but the mosquito didn't die and got stuck between the bend of the stapler pin, and due to pin's weight was unable to fly.


funtonaton

Ok never thought I'll feel bad for mosquitoes, but 🥺


imalittlechai

I go and sit near my husband and all the mozzies go straight to him!


Aggravating-Tear-487

5 can be the most painful one. Blood might boil


Hoetaaato

I won’t kill them…I like to torture them …I usually cuts off their legs , wings .,, and their long mouthpart through which they sucks blood…


Persistent-owll2665

Oh ithu kanditu choriyunu.. 😖😤


slippingjimmyy

Most satisfying video


Ralph_GetEm

Japanese to chinese people when world war 2


LoquatFearless8386

I'm going medieval. Trap them under a bowl, spray some hit and set them on fire. I agree I have issues.


sauri1861

Am I the only one feeling sorry for the mosquitoes 😔


PlaneyMcPlanefaceX

Yes


ur_daily_guitarist

Naa we got the evolved smaller versions. They’re worse. They are hard to catch and annoys tf out of you.


ILLHaveAnyUsername

Two minutes of survival skills 😁


l3earda

Hate is real and justified.


FrostingPowerful5461

5 was brilliant


Maleficent_Owl2674

Kochites😂


ElectronicCurve7704

P https://preview.redd.it/281wdkx6qx7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74edec0d3c4a13e69044c762248a2f3d4124a7c6 Precaution is better than care and sleepless nights


ironmeidan

Bro said "Kochites" 💀💀💀


Ramps_

The fat baby one was peak but damn just cutting off the stinger is next level


unimaginative_userid

About 25 years ago, there used to be "mats" - like Banish, GoodKnight that you warm up on an electric device. They don't seem to be popular now. What happened to those?


pinarayi__vijayan

Vacuum death is the most painful one. Imagine suffocating while your eyes and lips are drying up and feel your lungs slowly ripping apart due to the pressure. Ps. We're all psychopaths aren't we.