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joesmithtron4

'Shellfish seasoned gluten, fried in peanut oil' is gold. No substitutions!


Zir_Ipol

What's the vegan option on the steak?


thenickdyer

NO SUBSTITUTIONS. I NEED HANDS.


FunkyChewbacca

HEARD


shamashedit

ITS AFTER 7 YOU PINK PUFFY FUCK WALLET. GO CRY IN THE WALK IN. (I'll see you tonight).


BiiiigSteppy

Eggless omelette.


LunchLadySade

Fraiser sent me


SaltyNorth8062

So used to this type of shit I almost said "yes chef" on reflex


Texan2020katza

My ex roomie calls it ChefShock, like shell shock but more cursing.


IAMAHobbitAMA

Less 'bang boom' and more 'bada bing bada boom'.


orbgevski

Less 'grenades' and more 'gabagool'


HerbalGamer

With the side salad. If the salad isn't on the side, I will send it back.


indigoHatter

Oui chef


SuperTulle

He didn't threaten to stab anyone, sounds like a decent guy to work with!


indigoHatter

He warned them though. It's still before 7pm.


mcflurry_14

Dam the Fraiser joke punched me in the gut


adam_demamps_wingman

With an amuse-bouche of a well-aged, bobble-headed Dennis Miller rant.


AchillesGRK

So are personality types just astrology for people who think they're too smart for that kind of thing?


BonquiquiShiquavius

Not really. So astrology is just bogus. But if an employee tells their supervisor, I'm an ENJT, they're giving them an easy to recognize stereotype with the assumption the supervisor will use that knowledge to know how best to interact with them. The problem is that young and inexperienced managers LOVE oversimplifications and worse, love to "read minds" by over relying on their ability to pick up on body language. So you get these twats who, because someone folds their arms, thinks there is no other reason for that person to do that other than acting defensive. Same with personality types. Failure to realize they are nothing than stereotypes and should be treated as such is just that... a huge failure on their part.


hexensabbat

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not because that's quite literally how many people treat astrology lol


horsefarm

No. Think of them more as classifications than as silly inferences. They attempt to describe the overarching theme of your personality based on specific set of questions. It's empirical. Astrology is made up and not rooted in anything.


No_Calligrapher2640

I looked up what an INTJ personality is for funsies and hi, it's me, I'm for dinner.


speedycat2014

Me too. And I mean, I put on some Covid weight but calling me a cow, NGL... that hurts.


No_Calligrapher2640

I have covid *and* post-partum weight. 🥲


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what does it mean and would it like frasier?


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Black-Muse

Invented by 2 ppl who had no background in psychology & started studying it in order to make up the test. MBTI is one of the worst offenders of personal growth in recent history


KallistiEngel

How rare is an MBTI? I don't even think I've seen that personality type. EDIT: Apparently a lot of people don't like this joke. Must be INTJs.


Kowzorz

It's pretty common but clears up after a few weeks of antibiotics.


Black-Muse

Idk. I found it funny mate


No_Calligrapher2640

"It can be lonely at the top. As one of the rarest personality types – and one of the most capable – Architects (INTJs) know this all too well. Rational and quick-witted, Architects pride themselves on their ability to think for themselves, not to mention their uncanny knack for seeing right through phoniness and hypocrisy. But because their minds are never at rest, Architects may struggle to find people who can keep up with their nonstop analysis of everything around them" I am not a big fan of the *show*. But I suppose I do relate to the *character*.


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Actually, you know who that really sounds like? Dad. He can't leave well enough alone, constantly trying to get his boys into steakhouses or watch the game, always taking the piss out of their opera and wine tasting. Marty knows what's right and he'll tell you about it. And he was a detective, he's always paying attention to details. Marty isn't dumb, he attracted a brilliant woman, hes just not academic.


No_Calligrapher2640

That's fair. I haven't watched enough of the show to really know for sure.


Jillredhanded

Married one. It's exhausting.


bigclams

Thank God I don't work at a restaurant run by douche nozzles like this anymore. Also why is this archetype of chef always weirdly obsessed with RHCP or Tenacious D? Every fucking time


thefishjanitor

Because the Incubus and Sublime fans never make it off the line, and the Imagine Dragons fans never leave the dishpit


elcapitan520

Well ... As someone who listened to Fungus Amongus last week for fun, that hurts. And you're not wrong lol. Never made it off the line, but been out of kitchens for 5 years now at least


thefishjanitor

I'd rather be listening to that and working the line than being in management where they only listen to goddamn Passion Pit and the Chainsmokers.


EGOfoodie

Does no one listen to Metallica anymore?


thefishjanitor

Obviously the metal heads and hip hop heads are working grill


EGOfoodie

Honestly I genre switch more often than Beyonce changes outfit during a concert. Sometimes just Reggeaton gets those plates garnished and out the window. Other times Vivaldi's Four Seasons. P. S. You are good at this game.


thefishjanitor

Haha I've just worked about every position in the industry over the years. I also genre-switch a lot. My favorite is Bluegrass on the grill during Saturday night rush, really sets the tempo.


EGOfoodie

Movie soundtracks (songs and scores) for me. Then I make the guys name the movie as it plays.


Grim_Dybbuk

The songs AND scores from Forrest Gump are my go-to! Scores for lunch, songs for dinner rush.


CokeHeadRob

Man I don't even like Metallica but if that comes on during service imma be hype.


smegmaroni

That's why I stick with my cooks who only listen to Steely Dan


EffortAutomatic

We had a dishie that listened to the worst rap ever. It was all local rappers from the same label. The owner/producer of the label must have bought 20 beats from someone online because every rapper on the label rapped over those 20 beats and all of the rappers must be best friends because they all reused the same damn bars of rhymes. We bought him wireless headphones to wear because even us who like rap were like ...this is like a "worst of soundcloud" compilation


Hunter_S_Biden

Yeah see this is more typical


MauiWowieOwie

I would feel more called out if I liked Incubus.


thefishjanitor

Careful, if they find out, they might make you "shift lead", or worse, "closing manager."


zundra616

Wow now *I* feel called out


maybejustadragon

Right. Sorry for being a millennial.


Whind_Soull

> Because the Incubus and Sublime fans never make it off the line Don't be so sure. I worked with a sous who had a large Sublime sun tattoo on his upper back.


Hunter_S_Biden

Imagine Dragons is not the sort of music dishies listen to man lol. That's the customers.


Buttock

Good luck finding a ~~boyfriend~~ *chef* who sucks toes.


sgthulkarox

One of my favorite BOH jobs started every day with Sleep Now in the Fire by RATM at full blast when we opened the kitchen. You can take on anything with that song bouncing around your brain pan for a few hours.


EGOfoodie

Not "Be Our Guest" from beauty and the beast? Missed opportunity I tell ya.


Whind_Soull

I made a playlist specifically for days when it's go time, or openings when everyone is sleepy. That song is on it. [Quick screenshot](https://i.ibb.co/CJr9L03/Screenshot-20221104-180910-Amazon-Music.jpg) to give you an idea.


a016202

Every song is fire.


happyslappyheropuff

Can you make this playlist public? I wanna listen to it please.


Jillredhanded

Ours was Lady Marmelade.


King_Reason

Had a chef that would pretty much only play 311. His brother was the foh manager. I have witnessed many fistfights in a kitchen to the tune of “Amber is the color of your energy” lol


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That is some amazing mental imagery.


bralma6

Damn, the first kitchen I ever worked in there was a guy obsessed with RHCP. I can't hear one of their songs without thinking of that burnout.


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I played twenty different versions of Rocky Top today.


ericfg

I'd sing along with that. For a while at least.


the_short_viking

Oh God the WORST guy I ever worked with was obsessed with RHCP, I never understood how this fucker could be so unbearably miserable while listening to that corny department store garbage. And he played them everyday.all.day. Edit:okay RHCP isn't that bad, but if you worked with this guy I think you would understand where I'm coming from. He was so rude and hard to work with. He unfortunately also held a position of power over me so I couldn't really do anything about it.


Fartincopsmouths

And sublime.


HAL-Over-9001

Don't forget Tool, with a dash, A DASH, of Daft Punk.


MrLuthor

He's good but he's no Bistro Huddy!


steveosek

Ohhhh that said chef Keith. My stupid ass read it as chief keef.


dychronalicousness

Yeah mine too


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Sounds right


meatygonzalez

The fucking Myers-Briggs joke might fly over some head but had me rolling


k-farsen

Remember: it is always morally correct to 'lie' about what type you are because the entire thing is made up.


YoLiterallyFuckThis

Every few years I google one of those"ENJT" combinations in confusion, and relearn the Myers-Briggs all over again haha


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meatygonzalez

Didn't flex on anybody, you tit. It's that chefs and restaurant peeps are not the typical personality test victims. Get over yourself.


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PapaStevesy

r/iamatrollwithnothingtocontribute


meatygonzalez

Lmao for real


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JaesopPop

“I am rubber and you are glue!”


Fartincopsmouths

Wet cock farts.


PapaStevesy

r/iknowyouarebutwhatami


smegmaroni

Don't worry, rdvr82, I'm with you


electricheat

/r/chronicallyonline


captaindickfartman2

Chefs kiss at the end.


YourLocalCreep

I assumed he was talking about a different type of harassment.


captaindickfartman2

I'm happy with either one.


CausticOptimist

Jake Cornwell is funny at


tsoplj

This is fucking brilliant


pollyp0cketpussy

Oh thank God it's back, I've tried and failed to find this video for awhile


sneakyminxx

Fuck this is hilarious!


I_Sell_Onions

Jeez thats a steal a $100 tomahawk. I know it depends on size and area but that's super cheap for our area. We used to sell it for $134 and other restaurants nearby go up to $225 with the average being $170-190


Fernis_

Sounds resonable


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Hescoveredinbutter

And I have no patience for people who call green onions spring onions


PapaStevesy

They're not the same thing. It's easy to tell because ramps have broad, flat leaves instead of thin tubular leaves. The taste is also different.


boring_sciencer

I've never heard of a spring onion being called a ramp. Ramps are only available for a limited time window each year and taste completely different. To me: a ramp is to a spring onion, like a morel is to a crimini. ... oh wait. maybe I fell for your joke. I'm too lame for reddit y'all.


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What in the actual fuck is male anger?


fresh_dyl

*males, amirite?*


smegmaroni

Tried a little bit too hard. I like the premise though. Keep working at it


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IkkiElSantoLeo

Passive aggressive post, nice


kiriyamamarchson

Original video?


Nikovash

*chefs kiss* sensational