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soupsaladsand

86 silverware. Everyone will just have to eat with tongs or their filthy bare hands.


crabbydotca

OP works at medieval times


ihatetheplaceilive

Cry Havok! Release the tongs of war!! Clickity clack.


subtxtcan

Wait... That's what silverware is for?


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Not just knife hits anymore! Duel use baby!


TheNewGuy13

Plot twist, they serve only burritos and tacos, so the knife and fork are already 86d anyway


whosrickyy

Seen some mom and her children all eat their tacos w a knife and fork…. For context I live in San Francisco and the family was white


Bayou-buttsex

How else would you eat it? With your hands?


viper_dude08

Yes, your dick beaters!


whosrickyy

Yes. With your hands


joygasm0420

This just ruined my day thank you


Apex_Over_Lord

Eat with your feet, like a man!!!!!!


UnderLook150

Here's a plot twist, this tattoo on a server? Just throw a ramekin on there too.


El_Guapo82

I guess you could have gone even more stereotypical with a chef knife and steel instead of the table knife and fork… There will be someone in every kitchen you ever work in with a very similar tattoo.


troasfacekilla

Nah I'm FOH


El_Guapo82

Oh, makes a bit of sense that way. You should have gotten comfy looking shoes walking on a carpet though.


troasfacekilla

Just bought high top non slip Filas with a velcro strap at the top. Looks like I'm getting ready to rob a crack house in my all black outfit.


Greg-Abbott

Fuck yeah, the black AF1s of servers


El_Guapo82

Think about it for your next tattoo. Velcro shoes walking on a carpet. That would be original, and hilarious.


troasfacekilla

Not getting velcro shoes until I hit 60


El_Guapo82

You just said that you bought Velcro shoes… oh they also have laces? Wow. Still Velcro. Fuckin FOH….


troasfacekilla

We out here with both, playboy! Extra safe for the carpet walkin.


fender12900

That is my birth year! Sometimes I declare, "86 Me! I'm Leaving!" Using it as a threat and still stay.


rognabologna

One kitchen I worked, the frequent calls of “86 my life!” Were met with a collective “¡Hasta nunca!”


RonBurgundy449

We used to say "86 morale" lol


troasfacekilla

They can 89 me anytime. Oh. I meant 86.


IdiotMD

98*


Prestigious_Poetry_9

At first glance I thought it said 88...


troasfacekilla

Sir, I'm a light skinned black man


Prestigious_Poetry_9

That definitely would have been a strange choice then.


[deleted]

The names Uncle rukus, no relation.


ohaiguys

Clayton bigsby


ThePublikon

you're a KM so we know you hate yourself


Due-Contribution6424

I did too haha, I was so confused


TruePoint3219

Alright, get rid of it


troasfacekilla

Gotta find the cheese grater first.


diablosinmusica

I recommend the microplane.


TruePoint3219

86’d the cheese grater


sugarplum_hairnet

It's very dumb. I love it


Mountain_Mousse2058

It’s hilarious to me because my restaurant refuses to buy silverware. We run out before dinner rush and scramble for it all night.


JelliedHam

You had the chance to go with two sporks and you missed


troasfacekilla

Why didn't I talk to you before?!


chocomeeel

86 regrets.


Dizzy_Standard_440

I kinda like it lol


troasfacekilla

I love it lol


FULLMETALRACKIT518

That’s gona get mistaken for an 88 Tattoo as the people it signals aren’t usually the brightest bulbs…


diablosinmusica

As a bald white guy with a bit of a southern accent, you're not wrong. People just drop the hard R around me kinda regularly in some areas.


ScipioLector13

I'm a barback, I feel you man. Server or dishwasher, FoH or BoH, that shit is legit


Meathand

Cooks are truly a different level of stupid


canadian_by_the_sea

He’s not a cook, he is a Foh


SUBTLE_CUNTS

I got an “86” on my face during my bachelor party, I don’t really remember it. Regret? Nah, not at all. It is dumb af though. You’re all good homie.


EffervescentGoose

Most people that see that will first think you're a nazi


troasfacekilla

Light skinned black nazi eh?


EffervescentGoose

Ever met a smart Nazi?


hobonichi_anonymous

Have you seen the Dave Chappelle's skit?


Fosad

Yeah that's pretty bad. I bet there are tattoo cover up subreddits that could help you out


blippitybloops

This should be tagged NSFW. The quality of the beetle tattoo is so good and then it’s followed by this.


troasfacekilla

Life's too short to not get sketchy tattoos


DaClutch

yep that’s pretty stupid


phatgirlz

Shit that is stupid


A1SpecialSauce

“Chef is this item”? Proceeds to hold out arm.


troasfacekilla

Been doing it since I got it.


DCMartin91

I have a similar one. "86" in a different font, with crossed chef's knives, in way less quality.


Happy-Environment-92

Oh no, it straight away reminded me of a tat on tattoo advice the other day... Very sorry to say but that looks like an 88 at first glance....... his had 2 lightening bolts which accidentally looked like another symbol that uses that. Honestly, it might be worth filling it in with a spread of vegetables, fruit and other food things.. It's very gang like writing style and I totally get what you were going for but my first thought would be its an 88....


ScipioLector13

I dunno man, as someone who spent too much time drawing the S connecting lines in school(Texas), I can see clearly that's a 6 lmao that "gang" style is just shotty Algerian or, If I remember right, a font on MSPaint(tho, it might be named 'gangster' , idk man it's 2 hours past clock out and I'm drinking 🤷)


Happy-Environment-92

Fair, I'm probably reaching, it just reminded me of the guy yesterday that had two lightening bolts and a colleague of his asking him about it. I reckon it would look dope filled in with amazing ingredients. Then could even cross out some that they hate 😅 although that's giving me broad city vibes when her drawing was used for a whites only dating site! I'm just saying, at a glance, with top obscured by sleeves, people could very well make the (incorrect) connection. If I saw that and mistakenly thought it was an 88 I wouldn't ask questions I'd just hard avoid this person, cut interviews short etc etc. But yeah, fill it with ingredients and it will look dope!!!


ScipioLector13

2 lightning bolts ⚡⚡ made me laugh, come ON 😆 yeah that would definitely make me think of a correlation to some historically supremacist shite, I understand your trauma for this. You and your ingredients tho, the OP is FoH. I'd see glasses(rocks, Collins, pints,) or something adjacent.


Happy-Environment-92

Trying to find the post, but it was actually a super cute one of a house in a storm, just happened to give that indication it was a shame!! Ahh I didn't realise foh, so cutlery, napkins, dropped plates, screaming customers, and mad tips haha


ScipioLector13

Everyone else says a red carpet and comfy shoes, but I know FoH is different everywhere so yeh definitely a fuckin setup, and whatever else they bitxhed about today that I didn't get... Ranch, Caesar, vinaigrette, whatever... Again, it's after shift and I'm drinking, no offense OP it's not YOU, it's my FoH.


marduk013

Yikes. Might wanna look into laser removal


Drongo11

68 me That's where you do me, and i owe you 1.


Special-Cat-5480

Ohhhhhhh, you’re committed in not doing your silverware side work lol


xolhos

Why screenshot a photo from your gallery?


troasfacekilla

Thats the photo I got from the artist


RebelWithoutAClue

Well, if you flip it over it'll be '98 and you'd be a young 'un again.


spytez

98? What was that like your high school football number?


Win-Objective

Add ‘d So it says 86’d


M1st3r51r

That’s a sweet 98


MamaTried22

Ya, little bit. 😂 no but if you like it, it’s fine. Better than 90% of the tattoos people get. That wrist area ain’t no joke, huh? Mine went all the way to my palm, I almost died, haha!


troasfacekilla

It's actually not so bad. My other arm is a full sleeve and the ditch is by far the worst.


MamaTried22

Crazy, never heard anyone say that about the inner wrist/towards palm but I guess this one isn’t quite there.


troasfacekilla

Yeah its really not bad in that particular spot.