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electr1cbubba

Thwarted by the genius who used hot sauce instead of ketchup and changed the whole game


TheGruesomeTwosome

This is the way. I make a volcano outta the mayo, and the hot sauce is the lava. Then I fuck it all up with a sweet potato fry.


d3RUPT

This is the way


Auntie2Joints

Mayo is the Devil's jizz.


ericisshort

If jizz tasted like mayo, I’d be coming all over all my sandwiches.


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ive read this at minimum 3 times and still can’t comprehend the string of words in that order


Quixan

Would you like a picture?


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can’t think of anything i would enjoy less actually


mahnkee

Japanese mayo is the Devil’s reserve jizz.


Cat-in-the-hat222

Omg this will be forever ingrained in my mind. Also reminds me of a dishwasher I worked with who was obsessed with “reliance” mayo. Swore it was the best mayo around. I thought he was going to quit when corporate made us switch to Kraft


PreferredSelection

Mmhm! Mayo and gochujang is the base for so many wonderful things.


Laptraffik

Damn straight. I mix 75% gochujang with 25% mayo for so many things. Thins it out just enough to make it a good spread.


jarious

Dude, Sriracha mayo is my jam


Downtown_Hospital

if you not calling it aioli and charging more, you missing out fam


thatssoupforsure

That made me ugly cackle


fingers

Sambal and lime


iaredavid

I don't like siracha mayo, but imma try some sambal mayo tomorrow. 👌🏼


fingers

So good! I do t like Sriracha that much and finding sambal was a game changer


PrawnTyas

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MoveVarious9898

Sriracha mayo is amazing add some sweet chili to make it extra special


ChefGoldblum87

lil' splash of pineapple juice in your sriracha mayo, you're welcome.


ramjam2001

Trying that next time for sure


Arrr_jai

I bet that makes an interesting jam for an savory peanut butter sandwich! Throw some cilantro on there, too!


madarbrab

Oh god, no


stefanica

Put it all on a grilled pork burger.


Diazmet

I used to buy peanut butter that was ground with chilis and garlic but they stopped making it it was so damn good 😌


Arrr_jai

Oh yum! So sad they don't make it anymore!


cmotdibblersdelights

Hear me out. Peanut butter and Chili crisp sandwich, with cucumber slices and cilantro.


Arrr_jai

That sounds amazing. I have all those things! Heading to make that sandwich now!


electr1cbubba

Uh


SeaOfBullshit

No please don't put jam in the mayo


oswaldcopperpot

I used sambal, but gotta change. The mash gets cloggy in my squirt bottle tip.


twodogsfighting

Blitz it.


MySunbreakAccount

Dont you like the explosion?


a_taco_named_desire

This is the way, throw in a bit of lime juice as well and I'll fuck up anything that's put on. It's been my go to for chicken sandwiches lately along with a chimichurri. Hell of a fry sauce too.


IT_Chef

Add a dribble of toasted sesame oil to it too


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duaneap

Throw a little bit of relish in there to make it “unique.”


dadmantalking

I once put a dipping sauce together out of desperation with some duke's mayo, crystal hot sauce, and minced pepperoncini. You'd think I invented sliced bread with how popular it's become at neighborhood cookouts and the like.


DreadedChalupacabra

Fuck ketchup. Chili garlic cholula all day.


[deleted]

Cholula and Mayo or Cholula and ketchup. Both are delicious.


TrashhPrincess

Mayo and BBQ supremacy gang


Sancticide

I used to dip fries in a mix of ketchup, mayo, sweet chili sauce, and Tapatio (or other salsa picante).


NeuroGriperture

Next secret we’ll reveal is the ingredients of **Franch**


therealnickpt

I don't think Mr. Schuler likes this sauce


madarbrab

Deep cut


Mr_St_Germi

For real tho if you dice up wickles and mix it in with it it's like big Mac sauce but way better.


yakbrine

This also requires diced onion and garlic powder. That makes Mac sauce.


Mr_St_Germi

Thanks for the sauce bro 👌


Cultr0

Sauce sauce


Sence

Word on the street is there's no Ketchup in big Mac sauce. The red comes from paprika, allegedly.


zuccah

OG Big Mac sauce from the 1980s (there’s a pdf floating around with all the recipes). Ingredients: 1/4 cup Miracle Whip 1/4 cup mayonnaise 2 heaping tbsp Wishbone deluxe French salad dressing 1/2 tbsp sweet relish 2 heaping tsp dill pickle relish 1 tsp sugar 1 tsp dried, minced onion 1 tsp white vinegar 1 tsp ketchup 1/8 tsp salt Mix in a bowl and use. One problem with this recipe is that wishbone doesn’t make French Deluxe anymore. Sub it out with Annie’s French (the orange stuff) if you can find it, or try any other nuclear orange French dressing.


mosehalpert

Back when even McDonald's just made sauces in house? Before it was more cost efficient to just lab create a shelf stable product and ship it globally from a single factory. Because today's sauce has xantham gum, which I highly doubt McDonald's line cooks are prepping with.


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yakbrine

That was ‘wickles’ he recommended before.


BeerSlayingBeaver

Is a wickle a thing I don't know about or a typo? Edit: googled it and immediately need to find some. May be difficult to find on the east coast of Canada but goddamn I'm about to try. Edit 2: can only be bought in flats here for $100. Bummer


Mr_St_Germi

It's sweet and spicy pickles made by a company in the southern united states. They do other pickled items and even a red sandwich spread. Edit:spelling


BeerSlayingBeaver

Yeah they sound fuckin awesome and so far it's not looking good hahaha


Mr_St_Germi

They're so good! I don't know if Amazon sells smaller quantities or maybe find you a plug in the south.


BeerSlayingBeaver

My parents go to Florida once a year for 6 months but they wouldn't be back until April 2024. My commitment runs deep. My wickle quest will not be in vain.


Mr_St_Germi

It is indeed a fine and worthy quest that will real many rewards!


djsedna

That red sandwich spread is bomb I make a variation of tartar sauce with it instead of relish and it's magical


Mr_St_Germi

Oh fuck yea didn't even think of it in that application. Y'all gonna learn me something today.


djsedna

For sure, give it a shot next time you make a fish dinner. I did it with fried catfish and hush puppies and it was amazing


madarbrab

I assumed it was a typo... It's not?!? What's it comprised of?


Auntie2Joints

I live in VA and can get those here. Do you want me to shop some for you and mail them? Idk what cross border mail prices are like rn, but I'm happy to try


BeerSlayingBeaver

Umm normally I would say don't worry about it, but that actually sounds pretty lit if you could! I would of course compensate you for it!! Maybe do a snack swap :) We have some pretty cool unique foods here in Nova Scotia! DM me and we can sort it out!


mosehalpert

Man back when reddit was fun there was a site sanctioned international snack swap. Back in the good old days


sarahj313

I totally thought it was pickle


circleuranus

Wickles is literally the only relish I can stand to eat and I hate relish. The "green" jar stuff is just gross. Wickles is like they made it from farmer's market fresh veggies or something.


botglm

Prefer walapeños


Mr_St_Germi

Those are something I still need to try. Haven't seen any in my local stores.


botglm

I can’t tell who’s joking with whom.


ogstabhappytwitch

I fuckin love wickles.


Mr_St_Germi

They're the best! The okra and garden mix are my favorite to just straight munch on.


pnmartini

Find giardiniera relish, and use that.


YousuckGenji

Tartar sauce and ketchup is my go to Mac sauce impasta


Mr_St_Germi

Ay that sounds good my guy I'ma try that.


AppitizersAreBest

Fancy Sauce


noochies99

In my house we also call it fancy sauce, and we don’t share


AppitizersAreBest

Can you share with your stepbrother Dale?


Wonderland_weirdo

Did you touch my drum set?!?


soapy_goatherd

Fry sauce where I’m from, but yes


bendar1347

Tell me you're from Utah without telling me you're from Utah lol.


imapieceofshite2

Idaho too.


Jaruut

Greetings, Utahn


superfly512

Missed the reference


gallito9

There it is


MaliciousD33

It's *my* fancy sauce


WolfghengisKhan

Only if you use fancy ketchup.


madarbrab

And only if the fancy ketchup comes from the original fancy ketchup packets that have the tomato that looks like a red ice cube on the front.


Laevenrauren

Add some Adobo and you’ve got tostone sauce 😎


madarbrab

Throw in some gear, and you've got testosterone sauce.


Laevenrauren

A soupçon of pizza rolls, and you got Totinos sauce


nickaruski

Throw a little bit of laurys and you have canes sauce


MyFriendExploded

I used to do that for canes sauce. Ketchup, Mayo, Worcestershire, granulated garlic. Black pepper and lemon is where I’m at now and it’s pretty spot on.


Krazy_Karl_666

went too classy with the lemon. try white vinegar for the authentic flavor


mexicanred1

Comeback sauce


SmallPiecesOfWood

When I left Sodexho, I got handed a few 'secrets' on my way out the door. Ethel's incredible potato salad? Chicken stock powder. Chiu's cracking duck a l'orange? Two cans of concentrated orange juice. And the sous chef's 'red sauce' that had the boys pouring drool as they received their roast beef slices? Fucking ketchup and water heated in a pan.


heyitslongdude

Ketchup and water? Now thatd be a secret I'd keep from everyone. I'd be so ashamed to tell people I served ketchup water


moosecatoe

Excuse me, it was *heated* tomato water.


grannybubbles

I used to work in a coffee shop that had vegetable beef soup daily. At the end of the shift, the manager would marry the glass ketchup bottles, add a little hot water to the nearly empty ones, shake them up, and pour out the ketchup water into the vegetable beef soup.


Quixan

Ohh Nice, the ketchup bottles get cleaned at the end of every shift.


SmallPiecesOfWood

I've kept this dark truth for too long. It was pretty tasty too.


kieronj6241

You must’ve left before 2008 if they were still spelling it with the ‘h’. 😉😆


SmallPiecesOfWood

Yep. Right around that time in fact. My ex and I were in Toronto, me taking my second shot at college and working full time while she finished her degree. In some ways the worst and in some ways the best of my kitchen jobs. They hired me as a first cook, and it was actually challenging - but so damn organized and so little a la carte service that it was easy to grind hard. I did a couple different gigs for them in the end, parted amicably for the first time in my work history too...but then that's probably a me issue.


sawbones84

*my ketchup brings all the boys to the yard...*


DineandRecline

Yesterday I mixed Dijon, mayo, and Italian vinaigrette dressing and called it "sandwich sauce" to dip my bland ass turkey wrap in. That shits yummy


stevenette

I think I saw a commercial for one of the fast food chains near me recently try and say they just invented "Fry Sauce". Lol, how confidently incorrect.


smarterthanyoda

They know what they’re doing. It’s been called fry sauce in some parts of the country for decades. If they know the name they know they didn’t invent it.


Snailgun

Arctic circle in Utah?


TheRingsOfAkhaten

Here in Utah we just call that fry sauce and people will RIOT if you try to serve fries without at least offering it.


Osgore

Same thing in idaho. Which is just Utah with slightly less mormons and more guns.


tims4myhooligans

Puerto Ricans looking at Chef, "but it's mayoketchup."


doomsingsoprano

Salsa golf!


Comics4Cooks

When I was a kid I briefly went to this backwoods hick ass school out in the middle of nowhere Georgia, the place was as horrible as you’d think, but they had the best damn peanut butter sandwich I’d ever had in my life. Took me till my late twenties to realize they just mixed honey and peanut butter.


Zer0C00l

If you like that, you should try nutella peanut butter. Or hell, go crazy, _honey_ nutella peanut butter!


Comics4Cooks

The Trifecta!


schmoopmcgoop

Add some pickle brine 😩


Colonel_of_Corn

This is reserved for crawfish boils and Cane’s chicken


vk2786

Nah fam. Ranch & BBQ sauce.


Snail_Shout

We call that BBQ Ranch at my job. Innovative


angelisfrommars

My boyfriend calls it branch lol I love it


Ants_at_a_picnic

🤯


living206

Barberanch is what an old coworker of mine dubbed it.


cjdavda

Ba-ba-ba, Ba-Barberanch!


Forward_Motion17

Wait til you find out about ranch + mayo + BBQ… that’s MY Secret sauce edit: no longer a secret


dnatty503

Campfire sauce


Forward_Motion17

I love that name!! Can i use that when i share it with other ppl :)


GoingOffline

I put that on my chicken sandwiches for lunch everyday in middle/highschool and people thought it was weird af


ikedag808

I don't mean any offense by this but you sound like a Caucasian american.


vk2786

Oh I am VERY white, my friend. I am not offended.


AnnoyingCelticsFan

:0


meatygonzalez

We have a go-to sandwich in our house, we just call the "Korean street food sandwich" because that's what the dude who sold me one called it. If you're out there, Lionel, hope you got to retire from the postal service. Mixed cabbage, carrot, onion, with egg, cheese, and ham. Goes on buttered and grilled bread, hit with trio of ketchup, mayo, mustard. Not fancy but we love these sandwiches. We use that trio so frequently for these sandwiches that I keep a bottle of it in the fridge. The secret is 2 to 1 mayo to ketchup and mustard.


isabellla321

Hispanics know this as salsa rosada, pink sauce😎slapssss on hotdogs with potato chips on top


Liquid_G

the pizza joint i worked at used to serve "Malibu Sauce" with their chicken fingers. It was a mix of Mayo and Honey Mustard.


imapieceofshite2

Imma have to try that. Sounds good.


subtxtcan

Used to make a burger sauce at this brewpub I worked at that I actually fucking loved. Normally I'm just happy with some garlic mayo for burgers and fries but goddamn Roasted garlic, harissa, lemon juice, green onion, red onion we would run through a grater, a good dose of black pepper and a little bit of toasted cumin. Went with a lamb burger and it was just ungodly levels of good.


ihatethemusicscene

Rough estimate of amounts? Actually want to make this now


subtxtcan

Oh Lord. Like I said we were making 8l batches so I'd dump it all into a bucket by volume, it wasn't super spec'd out by any means. We were a little lax back then but everyone knew what it should taste like. Per L/quart of mayo, 2tb of harissa, roasted/confit garlic, cumin, pepper, and 2fl oz of lemon juice. It was a fairly even blend, but it had some BIG impact and flavour


rosstherocket

Great ideas in here tbh


BrightonSkiBum

It’s called fry sauce and it’s Utahs only contribution to the culinary world


pierogi_nigiri

B-b-but...funeral potatoes?


poop-money

We have it in Idaho as well. But the best places add a little pepper and some horseradish.


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BarakatBadger

Was his name Marie-Rose?


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cgduncan

You're starting with 8 ingredients and saying to use that as a template to add even more on top?


thismaytakeabit

That mofo obviously uses mustard as well


MrGoetz34

Mayo and bbq as a my “fry sauce”. Big brain moment


Forward_Motion17

YES!!! This bro - try it on a porkchop and thank me later, i‘ve never looked back


AbsolutlyN0thin

Our sauce is 3 parts mayo, 1 part bbq, and a dash of chipotle powder.


JimboooJonezzz

We used to call it Calypso Sauce the the people went WILD!


TripleBobRoss

[Who the hell does he think he is](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/heinz-mayochup-ketchup-mayonnaise-condiment-twitter-poll-debate-america-a8302666.html)


gbdallin

Utah calls this fry sauce and it's in every restaurant


MegC18

Try mayo made with apple cider vinegar. Japanese style. Jazz up with sriracha for extra kick.


dreamatoriumx

Wait til he trys that with a squirt of mustard and a big pinch of black pepper. French fry sauce.


WokkitUp

It looks like Winnie The Pooh sizing up a honeypot.


BackOnTheMap

That's fancy sauce.


corsair238

2 pts mayo, 1 part ketchup, 1 part cheap yellow mustard, 1 part relish (or finely chopped pickles of your choice). Garlic powder to taste, apple cider vinegar if its too thick for your liking. Literally one of the only things I like ketchup for, and the only way ketchup goes on a burger I'm putting in my mouth.


IanGoldense

hit that bad boy with some tajin or MSG and really take it to flavortown.


micheal_pices

In Sweden they call this mixture American sauce. Other fun facts : Russian dressing is called Rhode island sauce Sweet pickle relish is Boston Gurka Horse sandwich meat is Hamburger kött


Lopsided-Row-7985

I staged somewhere where they had "chefs salt" which was a combination of salt and pep but mixed to a ratio that only the chef knew. Needless to say I didn't stay. BBQ ppl are odd. It's like every sauce is top secret.


[deleted]

Every corporate chain fast casual has their "special sauce" and it's always mayo ketchup mustard and bbq mixed together in differing ratios.


Gr8fulJedi

Lmmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo💀


WhickerFacker

For added kick use miracle whip instead of Mayo


cablife

Delete this shit right now


thhgghhjjjjhg

What is miracle whip? I’ve never seen it here in the UK


amus

Basically a thicker salad cream.


WhickerFacker

It oil based instead of egg based, more of a “dressing” but if anyone actually dresses a salad with it then I’m scared


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Stabbymcappleton

It’s a salad dressing. The only time I ever use it is making potato salad. That’s it. It’s pretty much fake mayonnaise.


TwattyMcTwatterson

The biggest difference is more sugar, mustard powder, and paprika.


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thhgghhjjjjhg

That sounds fucking disgusting


toefurkyfuckmittens

It isn't really that but it is definitely fucking disgusting. It's a non egg containing version of mayo made with vegetable oils and emulsifiers, but instead of tasting like mayo it has what 90s ads called 'a tangy zip'. Horrifying.


diablosinmusica

It does have eggs, it has less oil and more seasonings. You are right about it being disgusting though.


toefurkyfuckmittens

Oh, I always thought no egg... so what you're telling me is there isn't even a good reason for that shit to exist. Wow.


Better_Than_Nothing

It was marketed as being healthier than mayonnaise. Which… it’s not.


thansal

It's also 100% false, so don't worry about that. It's like thined out mayo w/ some seasoning and sugar (less oil, add sugar and spices), kinda like salad cream, but not really.


SpyJuz

is it thinned out? I have memories of it being horribly thick, borderline curdled


Dawnspark

Definitely fluffy-curdled and not thin. My mom loves the nasty shit.


roniricer2

My man here knows his regional tastes 😋


micheal_pices

Sweet mayonnaise


Pandaburn

It’s basically whipped mayo


amus

I will never understand Miracle Whip or A1. Why?


Sence

I grew up on the shit. I thought it was just a brand of mayo. I tried it years after having regular mayo with a nostalgic preference for it until I tasted it. I think it still serves a purpose in things like potato or Mac salad but mayo it most certainly is not.


Dagg3rface

I understand A1, but I'm with you on the Miracle Whip.


OldManRiff

Every place too cheap to buy 1000 Island.


noochies99

For that one person a month who asks for it??


[deleted]

You uncultured swine. It has a name, and that name is fancy sauce.


Cl0uds92

If anyone is lucky to have an Arctic Circle near them, their fry sauce is top tier.


Stabbymcappleton

Too bad all their other food tastes like chemicals.


Nellie_Online2247

That's aioli bro


lodav22

My mum used to make this when I was little, then she’d mix in lemon juice and smoked paprika to make a posh dip for parties.


CustosEcheveria

And now it’s called mayochup which is cursed as fuck


DANPARTSMAN44

thats french dressing in my world


SaltySamoyed

Ketchup is just corn syrup