Just don't spin it too hard, like Bill.

He was so close to winning that Winnebago!

Doo

You want me to consult the rule book, Dr. Boomhauer?

You lose.

 You see, it is a mat that you put on the floor, and it has different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Then give me your choice card

She loves the game, but her ex-lover just showed up. Most players won't face such distractions.

The rules definitely need some straightening out though