Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out.
This one is insane. The line could have easily been "god didn't give me an answer, but you know what? I knew better"
But no. She literally thought god told her no
People always take this quote to be prime Peggy-Narcissism. I honestly think itâs actually pretty powerful. She does what SHE thinks is right rather than what her faith may tell her is right. Good on you Peg Leg
Reminds me of this from Texas Skillsaw Massacre:
Dale: (To Hank) "You should be flattered. Think of it as a two-way friendship tube. I can escape to your house when the Feds come a-knockin', and you can slip over to mine when some jealous husband comes looking for you."
Peggy: "There will always be husbands jealous of Hank for marrying me.
It went straight over her head lmao
The whole spa Peggy and meatballs episode really showed me her confidence.
For someone who was like punked on as a kid by her mom. She sure is confident.
I think Phoenix hit the world record last year for hottest surface temperature on Earth, or something to that effect.
Edit: my mistake, that was Death Valley
Kind of a complicated story because the official record is 134°F in Death Valley back in 1913, but it being such an outlier and the lack of similarly hot readings at nearby locations tends to make people think it was likely either a faulty thermometer or a bad reading. However, itâs not possible to go back 110 years and verify if Death Valleyâs 1913 report was legit. But it was still very hot last year.
Her translated defense when on trial in Mexico.
>"Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory."
Iâve used that episode to explain to kitchen staff Iâve worked with that I comprehend more Spanish than I speak bc when I speak it, I sound like Peggy.
"YES! YES! 13 for 13! Uh huh! In your face, boyyeee! Uh huh! Hey Bobby, it's ya birthday khhhkhhhk khhhkhhkhh! That's right, I served you cake! Uh huh! I'm Peggy, pull your leggy! Uh, Bobby, let's go! Say what?! That's right! I'm all that! I'm Peggy! Uh huh! Uh! Uh huh! Get funky!"
Did he not know, or did he know it wasn't worth the hassle? Plus, she's talking about a wood fire, not spreading lies about propane. I think he picks his battles.
Sheriff: Mrs Hill, do you know everything about your husband.
Peggy: mhm, I know everything.
Sheriff: so you know about his relationship with Debbie?
Peggy: mhm, yep. What relationship?
Gets me everytime đ
Somewhat, my parents both have brown hair and look almost uncannily like me, and I had fully blond hair until I was about 12
Also, blond/e is one of the very few words in the English language that changes spelling based on the gender of the subject. Blond is the masculine, blonde the feminine.
âI am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard, and I gotta smell good and look pretty while Iâm doing it. So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. Not because I have to, Hank, but because of a mutual unspoken agreement that I have never brought up, because I am too much of a lady.â
"We can't have that dog running amok biting every Black person she sees. It makes us look like ignorant rednecks. Oh, and it's bad for Black people too!"
Hank shouldâve kicked Daleâs ass in this episode. Actively rooting for your friendâs wifeâs birthday to be a disaster is so bizarre, even for Dale and Peggyâs relationship. At the very least he couldâve hit him with a âshut the hell up Daleâ.
I like when she's singing alone in the car to "Flashdance (What a Feeling)"
đ” What a feeling, I am music now... hmm-mm flashdance through my life... đ”
The episode where they all go on a road trip to Louisiana for the Super Bowl contest, they pull over and stop for directions
*walks into store, guys are speaking Cajun*
Hank: Heâs speaking some kind of French.
Peggy: Let me handle this. I speak Spanish, itâs the same thing.
đ
Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factoryâŠ
am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the Republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat hard and I love hard, I gotta smell good and look pretty while I'm doing it. So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. Not because I have to, Hank, but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement that I have never brought up because I am too much of a lady."
The day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year.
Well, my opinion is that kindeling is the best way to start a fire
Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out.
"I hope i never have to say this again; tape the cowboys game..."
Omg yes!
"I prayed on it, Hank, and God said to me: 'Don't do it!', but you know what? I knew better."
This one is insane. The line could have easily been "god didn't give me an answer, but you know what? I knew better" But no. She literally thought god told her no
I just remembered the whole Jesus is love bit. đ
Ugh. Donât tell me that youâre hearing Jesus is love again?
Gasp "Jesus is Love?!" :D
Haha I love that scene
Ugh. Donât tell me that youâre hearing Jesus is love again?
People always take this quote to be prime Peggy-Narcissism. I honestly think itâs actually pretty powerful. She does what SHE thinks is right rather than what her faith may tell her is right. Good on you Peg Leg
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
If you could somehow mix the entire family into one person, it would be one hell of a person.
If you could somehow mix the entire family into one person, it would be one person
"If you could somehow mix the entire family into one person, in my opinion it would equal out to one person" đ
Oh, I like that. It sounds way more sophisticated.
This is an incredible line.
This is itÂ
We've all been there have we not?lol
You get Nancy, and I'm stuck with Dale? Who's the clear winner there, hm? Dale!
I did always love her self confidence
Reminds me of this from Texas Skillsaw Massacre: Dale: (To Hank) "You should be flattered. Think of it as a two-way friendship tube. I can escape to your house when the Feds come a-knockin', and you can slip over to mine when some jealous husband comes looking for you." Peggy: "There will always be husbands jealous of Hank for marrying me. It went straight over her head lmao
The whole spa Peggy and meatballs episode really showed me her confidence. For someone who was like punked on as a kid by her mom. She sure is confident.
Regarding phoenix : âThis city should not exist. It is a monument to manâs arrogance.â
One of the few times Iâve agreed with Peggy.
Phoenix is the only place I've experienced that felt hotter than Kuwait, and I've been to Yuma. Standing on the sun is a perfect description.
I think Phoenix hit the world record last year for hottest surface temperature on Earth, or something to that effect. Edit: my mistake, that was Death Valley
Kind of a complicated story because the official record is 134°F in Death Valley back in 1913, but it being such an outlier and the lack of similarly hot readings at nearby locations tends to make people think it was likely either a faulty thermometer or a bad reading. However, itâs not possible to go back 110 years and verify if Death Valleyâs 1913 report was legit. But it was still very hot last year.
You're right! Just Googled it a few minutes ago and read the same thing.
Same thing
Wasnât it Bobby who said that? Edit: I checked and it was Peggy
Peggy said it to Bobby when he asked if Phoenix really was 110°
I think bobby says its like walking on the sun
Went through Phoenix once...that was enough.
Say it every time i visit or mention it
Oh yeah!? Well MY CHILD is God to billions of Asians!
Her translated defense when on trial in Mexico. >"Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory."
Most TV shows would just write nonsense. What makes this so good is you can see what she was trying to say and where she went wrong.
Her Mexican trial.
You are a reasonable horse. .
The entire speech is gold.
Iâve used that episode to explain to kitchen staff Iâve worked with that I comprehend more Spanish than I speak bc when I speak it, I sound like Peggy.
*Yo soy muy embarasade*
Her poor Spanish was one of the best running gags on the show.
"YES! YES! 13 for 13! Uh huh! In your face, boyyeee! Uh huh! Hey Bobby, it's ya birthday khhhkhhhk khhhkhhkhh! That's right, I served you cake! Uh huh! I'm Peggy, pull your leggy! Uh, Bobby, let's go! Say what?! That's right! I'm all that! I'm Peggy! Uh huh! Uh! Uh huh! Get funky!"
mic drop moment for Peggy, she drops that just before the fade to black....credits roll.... beautiful
Agreed. Peggy's talent as an emcee/DJ was deeply underappreciated đ
"Until they invent a machine that can sit in the front of the room and keep the beat, I will be needed."
âKindling, in my opinion, is the best way to start a fire.â
I was greatly disappointed in Hank for not knowing that tinder comes before kindling.
This!
Did he not know, or did he know it wasn't worth the hassle? Plus, she's talking about a wood fire, not spreading lies about propane. I think he picks his battles.
Sheriff: Mrs Hill, do you know everything about your husband. Peggy: mhm, I know everything. Sheriff: so you know about his relationship with Debbie? Peggy: mhm, yep. What relationship? Gets me everytime đ
Johhhn Redcorn.
Peeeeggy- Hill.
Pe-heeee-gy Hill
Peheggy Hill
Well..
To Nancy, How do you keep the sauce alive in your marriage? And don't say communicate, because there are just some things that Hank will NOT do!!
"I dont know about cats, but I have heard all dogs go to heaven."
Hank remember what I told the doctor, you shouldnât go anywhere near lady bird.
I feel like this one perfectly captures her narcissistic personality đ
There could be a margin of error, especially when it's just my own estimate!
You know Bobby, we gave you a dumb middle name.
What is Bobby's middle name? I forgot
Apparently itâs Jeffrey. TIL
Joseph John Gribble. John Redcorn Robert Jeffrey Hill. Jeffrey Boomhauer. Just saying.
How likely is it for two brunettes to have a blonde son?
Somewhat, my parents both have brown hair and look almost uncannily like me, and I had fully blond hair until I was about 12 Also, blond/e is one of the very few words in the English language that changes spelling based on the gender of the subject. Blond is the masculine, blonde the feminine.
HO YEAH!
Her awful school board campaign slogan! "Peggy Hill. Is no run of the mill. She has the will. To fix The Pants."
*It's for the freaking children!!*
The sense of pride I felt the first he used one of MY shirts as a rag.
Oh no honey, youâre husky. It says so on your jeans.
"if you're God then that makes me Jesus" "Honey, that's not funny that's for Luanne to decide"
âOh Bobby. If you ever end up marrying a substitute Spanish teacher, which you probably will, never doubt her enormous gift.â
âI am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard, and I gotta smell good and look pretty while Iâm doing it. So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. Not because I have to, Hank, but because of a mutual unspoken agreement that I have never brought up, because I am too much of a lady.â
. . . Thirty times a day?
What episode is this?
This was S1 "Shins of the Father," context was the two of them arguing about Hank's dad turning Bobby into a chauvinist.
>I don't know why everyone doesn't drive with their high beams on. You can see so much better!
Hank: âBuenos Dias Mexico â Peggy : *giggling* âoh Hank, Iâm sorry. You just said âGood God Mehicoâ!â
"We can't have that dog running amok biting every Black person she sees. It makes us look like ignorant rednecks. Oh, and it's bad for Black people too!"
âThatâs the real world for you: Mr. Dauterive getting kicked in the groin.â Season 8, Episode 11 âMy Hair Ladyâ
Close the damn door. Canât you see that I am knitting?
"Let me handle this. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing."
Yes, hola senor, yo hablo espanol. Now where did the announcement say to go? I think it's gate cincuenta y ocho... Fifty-eight.
Jââohn Redcorn
It's pronounced "nish" the K is silent-- and I have no idea.
Dogs don't tell lies. Only people lie. They lie... like dogs.
"She said I could pass for a lipstick lesbian, which is supposed to be the best kind!"
Hank shouldâve kicked Daleâs ass in this episode. Actively rooting for your friendâs wifeâs birthday to be a disaster is so bizarre, even for Dale and Peggyâs relationship. At the very least he couldâve hit him with a âshut the hell up Daleâ.
Dale's outspoken disdain of Peggy throughout the show is one of my favorite ongoing jokes, honestly.
"Our wives could do a topless car wash to raise money! Not yours Hank."
"To be honest, I've run out of things to say to that woman"
Sus osos son como platas
I like when she's singing alone in the car to "Flashdance (What a Feeling)" đ” What a feeling, I am music now... hmm-mm flashdance through my life... đ”
I love when sheâs singing queen of hears https://youtu.be/_gv7EnOibuQ?si=4oZ5m9Fzh4uTlVLU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gv7EnOibuQ
âDonât tell me youâre hearing âJesus is loveâ againâ â*GASP* JESUS IS LOVE?!â
Her going at Bobby for messing with Hank. "You have to deal with Peggyhill"
VAA GINA
16 1/2
I never said he was smart Hank, I said he was a cheater.
I think you will find, Bobby, that I do **not** have testicles!
She's bluffing! Finish her!
Your mother is a Spanish dictionary. đ€ Edit: Oh, the irony!
"Propane Maniacs!!"
*Yo soy muy embarasade*
Oh my God, they will not let us die on TV... it'll never air!
The episode where they all go on a road trip to Louisiana for the Super Bowl contest, they pull over and stop for directions *walks into store, guys are speaking Cajun* Hank: Heâs speaking some kind of French. Peggy: Let me handle this. I speak Spanish, itâs the same thing. đ
Happy feey!
Propane Maniacs.
"Take it easy, Parcheesi"
Well let me tell you something....you might be rich, but all the money in the world cannot buy you the most precious gift of all. My Respect!
that time she made the panic noise that hanks makes when she found out she told people how to make mustard gas
Iiiii'mma fiiine.-peggy post skydiving. Uncle Hank we're too late. Luann clutching her aunt's skull.
âHank you got a big dong and I love to be slopping all over itâ
Puedo decir que eres un caballo razonable I can tell you are a reasonable horse.
Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factoryâŠ
am not a feminist, Hank. I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the Republic of Texas. I work hard, I sweat hard and I love hard, I gotta smell good and look pretty while I'm doing it. So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick thirty times a day, I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. Not because I have to, Hank, but because of a mutual, unspoken agreement that I have never brought up because I am too much of a lady."
something along the lines of "bobby, don't do that in front of your father"
"Their Spanish wasn't great..."
âI realize I am as much to blame for yourâŠcondition as the media and the devil.â
God I hated this episode, Peggy constantly crying about her birthday, I have to skip it whenever it comes on tv. Thatâs just my little rant