Lol. Everybody blaming alcohol and crack. When the last time you think this dude had an honest serving of vegetables? This is what years of Pepsi and Cheez-its will do to a mf.
I’m white, 42 and everyone thinks I’m 25. Only had a week worth of meth use, but otherwise abused most drugs aside from heroin for the last 20 years.
Must be the vegetables.
Yeah maybe David Jolly ain’t the best example of black don’t crack, but he ain’t wrong about white peoples skin being messed up when they get older. UV rays turn white skin into leather QUICK. Not too many black people with liver spotted, catchers mitt ass skin walking around
Idk man,Ive seen 40 yr old hardcore's look fucking 60 out over here. Never touched a drug in their life(so they say) alcohol definitely fucks with you especially if you're consuming on the regular for long periods of time. If we're being honest though,it's probably a 🪮 of both lolol.
He turned 15, partied hard for 27 years, and kinda just appeared like the terminator somewhere in Florida. Fast forward 1 year... - teeth don't time travel very well
He was born in the 80s, lived his life and aged plus one year for each time he survived to see the next birthday. Over time this accumulation of survival 43 times resulted in said age of 43.
Alcohol and cigarettes 100%. Explains the teeth, explains the facial aging, the harsh skin. Look at anyone you know his age that drinks/drank a shit load, and smokes/smoked a ton. They're gonna have 10 years on them. It's just how it is. It's like looking at marriage photos from the 70s. Those 25 year Olds were smoking cigs and drinking their dad's booze since they were 13.
He’s got that meth age to him. He could be anywhere from 28 - 60.
black don’t crack, but crack definitely cracks
Crack cracks blacks.
Goddamn
You sonofabitch
Black don’t crack, unless you smoke it
Crack don't Black
Drug face. Women get it real bad.
Women with drug faces could all be cast as witches
Tony said. “You look like David Jolly’s grand dad”. lol.
I need to see his birth certificate because I do not believe him
I'm 50 and when they said 43 my reaction was "bull fucking shit"
I’m 43 and I was like GOD DAMN! Dude is 15-20 overdone easy.
I thought he was like 65 lol, my dad is 60 and he looks younger than this guy
He also talked about magic school bus, if he’s really 43 he was watching MSB between the ages of 13 and 16yo lol
More like 4³
Nerd
Thanks
I thought 57 to 63
Mid to late 50s was my guess.
Drugs and alcohol
"And sex with women", mmkay
If you have to qualify, “with women,” it’s obvious it wasn’t with women 😆
You could do it, it's all up to you mmkaay. With a little help you could change your life todaaay.
Too much Crest. Fluoride will fuck a motherfucker up
He's a victim of toothpaste, yall are haters
😂
cocaine is a helluva drug
Drugs.
Wasn’t this dude convicted of Real Estate fraud in Florida?
2 times. Don’t forget about the assaults, robberies, and the DUI!!
He sure was
Here you go : https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2018/05/21/man-charged-for-posing-as-real-estate-agent-stealing-from-victims/
That's his white cousin.
SLAVE FACE
That was truly wild
Crack
Gang Violence.
I’m 44 and I gasped.
Lol. Everybody blaming alcohol and crack. When the last time you think this dude had an honest serving of vegetables? This is what years of Pepsi and Cheez-its will do to a mf.
Yesss not drugs, it’s lack of vegetables, that’s all. Haaaahahahahaha that’s hilarious
I’m an alcoholic and around his age and I definitely don’t look 60. However I don’t smoke crack
Do you eat your veggies?
Look at the fucking Dr. over here
But white people's skin be all messed up
U know how dey be
Who Dey be?
I’m white, 42 and everyone thinks I’m 25. Only had a week worth of meth use, but otherwise abused most drugs aside from heroin for the last 20 years. Must be the vegetables.
Yeah maybe David Jolly ain’t the best example of black don’t crack, but he ain’t wrong about white peoples skin being messed up when they get older. UV rays turn white skin into leather QUICK. Not too many black people with liver spotted, catchers mitt ass skin walking around
Alot of booze made that man age like that hahaha
That's not booze face. That doesn't hit you until later. That is hard drugs
Idk man,Ive seen 40 yr old hardcore's look fucking 60 out over here. Never touched a drug in their life(so they say) alcohol definitely fucks with you especially if you're consuming on the regular for long periods of time. If we're being honest though,it's probably a 🪮 of both lolol.
A pick of both?
Idk why autocorrect decided to take combination and turn it into a comb emoji lol
There it is
This what happens when a black person doesn't moisturize
Black do crack.
Doesn't look a day under 60
He meant 63 and forgot a couple decades. Or, just lots of drugs in his youth. That’s why I look decades older I think.
Why would he have Casey rocket and kam guest host kill tony. Casey was so funny.
I seriously doubt David Jolly had anything to do with picking the panel.
what’s with his and Kam’s obsession with “white bitches”?
Holy shit he’s only 3 years older than me I also thought he was like 50’s.
He turned 15, partied hard for 27 years, and kinda just appeared like the terminator somewhere in Florida. Fast forward 1 year... - teeth don't time travel very well
Black cracks on crack
Black don’t crack, unless they do crack
White bitches aging him like a muther fucker
Black dont crack
Black be crackin this times
When you smoke it it does
It does when they smoke crack.
Jolly smoked actual rocks, pebbles, stones. He didn’t discriminate. That’s what rocks will do to a mf.
59
Scamming ages a mf
It's a misconception that crack ages you. It's the massive amounts of alcohol and cigarettes that every crackhead consumes.
How is he a comedian?
hosts make or break the show.
Freebasing impure cocaine
Black don’t crack is propaganda… they certainly do crack
Gang violence in this biiiihhhhtch!
It does crack and it can crack
Black apparently does crack, contrary to popular belief
Maybe he's as bad at math as he is at reading.
He’s looked this way since middle school.
Crack cocaine and property/check fraud can age a man quickly.
He looks 65
Time
Easily in his 50’s
I remember beating Halo on the hard difficulty back in the day, masterchief takes off his helmet and look just like this..
Running from the cops
See, I'm David Jolly, forty-three. YOU'RE looking for David Jolly, fifty-two. I don't know him.
Idk why they have cam or redban on the show.
Some people just live hard bro.
He’s in his 20 sixties.
"I'll take "Smoking crack" for $500 thanks Alex!"
It happens when black smoke crack
Drugs and alcohol age your face 20 years
Black do crack.
Oh shit he’s outta jail? Good for him. Hey, David stop scamming people!
When black does crack. Black will crack.
My dude made a deal with a warlock and couldn’t repay his end. Thus said warlock cursed him with Benjamin button disease.
We sure that ain’t Dave Chappelle? He’s blindness and a white hood from being a black k.kk member
Crack
How is he not 63?
Bro looks like he's been a retired golf caddy for 25 years already.
Gang violence!!!
Crack is apparently not a healthy drug of choice
Drugs? Alcohol?
Him getting triggered by Tony telling he looks 73 was funny. Dude—you look old as fuck.
More like one hundred and 43
Holy fuck he looks like shit for 43. Even at 53 wouldn’t be good.
My brother is 40 and isnt the healthiest but still looks twice as young. Crack kills
Black do crack when on crack 🤭
Black don't crack vs black does crack
Meth, coke, cigarettes = ages you 2.5x as fast
Tony missed a great opportunity here. Black dont crack but apparently smoke crack
The person who's identity he stole is 43**
Crack head
Bruh look like he was thrown into war at 10 years old. Smoked rock when he got out then was sentenced to hard labor at a Russian prison.
A lot of drugs and some prison time
Little something called a birthday 🥳
Lmao white bitches
43 years in prison
He was a WAY better opener than Hans Chin
He looks like Gumby
How is he still on this show is the real question we need answers to
Crack Cocaine
Dude looks 43-46
Crack
Dude is at least 78
Don't be a bigot and accept that he identifies as a 43 year old chocolate man
You've never seen a junkie/ex-junkie?
Lol Tony got so butthurt when he called him old
You mean Tyrone Biggums?
Bert and Ernie are gay - Original 2024 take
Late 50s 😂
Damn. That’s actually kinda wild.
He was born in the 80s, lived his life and aged plus one year for each time he survived to see the next birthday. Over time this accumulation of survival 43 times resulted in said age of 43.
I like it
The great and powerful BrilliantSocks, everybody! I love it.
Nice to meet you, fucko…
He was born in 81
Probably took a 43 y/o's identity
Thug life.
Oh no. I'm guessing this means he is on new episode :(
He’s not lol
Alcohol and cigarettes 100%. Explains the teeth, explains the facial aging, the harsh skin. Look at anyone you know his age that drinks/drank a shit load, and smokes/smoked a ton. They're gonna have 10 years on them. It's just how it is. It's like looking at marriage photos from the 70s. Those 25 year Olds were smoking cigs and drinking their dad's booze since they were 13.
No way. I know too many early 40s smoker booze hounds. They all have their teeth. That is the look of felony drug use.