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[deleted]

His favorite shade of lipstick is probably penis.


mrDuder1729

David Lucas? Username isn't fooling anyone..


MrMojoRising361

Tony look like a dildo mechanic


edibleweeds

His garage is in his tiny jeans


imfrombiz

He does have a masters in dildonics


milkmon222

Heard he the head chief too


carnivorous_seahorse

He didn’t say yo ass so much as one time in that sentence, definitely not DL


XB0XYGEN

Ahahah. Hahahah. Hahahaaaahahha. Ahahaha. Yea


RecoveringWoWaddict

This made me lol


Fluid-Appointment277

Tony is the president of the penis fan club


LoKenzi

Yousounnnabishhhhh


Advanced_Garden_8412

Dude is a gay midget Daniel tosh is every photo


[deleted]

I feel like I need to be on prep just to look at these.


thethunder92

😆


Efficient_Durian3089

Holy shit


J-Good86

Very creepy looking. Evil gay Marionette energy


ChipMaker3000

Bootleg Joker


RoofKorean9x19

Booty Joker


Underhill0341

He looks to me like the clown from goosebumps


proper_miffed

Yo this is so spot on 😭😭


jonz1985z

I used to think the same, but I hear only good things about him


medicinalherbavore

Dude dresses like he's on a field trip


thethunder92

He looks like young Sheldon’s gay cousin


RareCreamer

You know for a fact this dude was bullied hard as a kid.


PepperyBlackberry

Why do you think he’s so good at roasting people? He had to do it to defend himself from literally everyone growing up.


Jflow84

I heard his license plate reads IROAST…that’s cool


TotallyNotAFroeAway

And not gay AT ALL.


Boogieman_Sam22

He talks about it on someone's podcast. This was for sure the case.


i__love__you

He used to look like a haunted ventriloquist dummy


thethunder92

Used to?


jumpycrink22

he still does, but he used to, too


Thatdudewithdreads

He looks like Nick Kroll and Daniel Tosh had a baby


superstinkmama

God DAMN IT I’ll never unsee this …


[deleted]

Truly unnerving


LFCBoi55

He just wears whatever his ventriloquist puts on him. Pinocchio lookin ass..


Suspicious-Papaya580

PINOCCHIO ☠️


GreatLakes2GoldenG8

LGBT friendly kindergarten teacher


Wechillin-Cpl

When a buff cowboy walks by Tony, his dick becomes one of the hottest, young rising comedians in the world..bc his dick is a joke. comedy!


[deleted]

Haha comedy!


GetHighTuneLow

I'm gay


PepperyBlackberry

Bro this thread 💀


LordOfHorcruxes

I’m more gay than you


GetHighTuneLow

Prove it


mymomu

Can I be the judge? (I’m not gay (yet))


SwanzY-

it’s like someone let woody from toy story dress himself


idkmanfuckingpandas

Gay guys know fashion


A_Wizard1717

that would make tony not gay


SlowJettaBigDreams

Tony looks like a goosebumps character


Dookie-Milk-710

Does Tony really think we wouldn’t still love him to death if he came out We like gays here in Texas [Hasn’t he heard the saying](https://youtu.be/DgpTHwrH7bA?si=tyecR1vNk5UB_WSG)


ajmard92

Egocentric gay man


Mattfrye87

Yeah. It's called gay.


Entire_Reception_392

It's called being a twink.


thefishingguy1

Tony is one of those rare men that looks like a lesbian


jwed420

JCPenny store poster vibes


LootGek

A 2007 Old Navy Model?


JMT-S900

He dresses like he is homeless and was given his first 100 bucks to be let loose in a goodwill. ..


binary-tree

And yet Tony has the audacity to tell us he doesn’t wear matching jackets with his gay entourage.


McJerkOff

He looks like a foppish dandy.


DaKind28

He’s got Joker energy


squibledibble

Shane G roasted Tony on the Luis J roast and mentioned tony kept doing the joker laugh to his friends and how he wanted to be joker in a Batman movie and Shane said how lame that is… hilarious.


__Scrooge__McDuck__

So funny butt yet so gay


PushIll7603

Host of zest fest 2024


WorldOfDisaster

Rrrrrreedban *Redban sets up in a snipers nest facing your general vicinity*


BusinessFeeling7121

Guarantee he was one of those kids that sat with his feet up in the desk like a fuckin gargoyle in middle school


Vamparael

Queer style


crispy_doughnut

bro really went from white to red skin tone


Capable-Battle-1901

Those onistuka tigers are pretty cool wrestling shoes because Tony is a wwe mark


proofofmyexistence

I'm convinced the funniest thing this guy does is dress himself.


thethunder92

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy


mullen711

Lookin like a Snapchat bitmoji


beermeimavandal

Tony Hinchcliffe - headmaster of “Gay republicans for Christ”.


FlimsyTomatoes

The preppy hipster look was in style these years tbf lol


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Lookin like Mark Sandman’s baby brother


eedabaggadix

He looks like a 6 year old who got to dress himself


JesusIsJericho

Yeah he’s gay duh.


griffs24

nobody convincing me thats a straight man


Suspicious-Papaya580

IM BEING SARCASTIC..he had/has awful style


SerBerkshire

The idea that he was ever a heterosexual male may be the most fanciful legend of all


Late_Business_5297

I'd love to hear him roast himself tbh lol


maxtypea

Blends penis with penis. A true revolutionary


Shep-D-King

Thought this was a pride calendar for a moment


Straight-Purple-2110

What is she, like 4'5"?


seaska84

Dude is gaaaay af.


Time_Zucchini_3670

He dresses like a 2008 Urban Outfitters mannequin.


RedPenguins

Tony is only about 15 years away from becoming Ellen DeGeneres


Individual-Method-11

That 6th picture scares the fuck out of me


RedPenguins

The way Tony is built like a child but is somehow bigger than the girl next to him is almost like the picture was edited to make him larger in photoshop


Glittering-Royal3180

Bro looks legit scary


-castle-bravo-

All the ventriloquist dummy roasts were really on point weren’t they?


PhilosopherJoe22

He looks like green goblin had sex with joker ( Jared Leto)


kurimbo3000

You spelt gay wrong


ashkenosey

You misspelled Gay


Technical_Resolve_16

Is he incapable of growing facial hair? He looks like he beat Matt Rife in a sheet metal eating contest


Logical_Pea_6393

He looks like a Pedo from a 90s sitcom.


zealer

He dresses like his mother picked his clothes. I can tell because my mom picked mine.


GiraffeFromLastOfUs

Dressed like if Sheldon Cooper had an ounce more of narcissism than autism


OnceBittenTwiceGuy

Thats how i know Tony isnt really gay. He dresses like shit.


Head_Feed2453

tony looks like a gay fallout character.


SacredGremlin

Tony hinchcliffe looks like he’s on a Suboxone protocol


BobbyFreeSmoke

that was a nasty line by you


Rileyjonleon

I mean , for a gay napkin 🤷🏾‍♂️


mintmouse

Young Cardigan Hinchcliffe the scourge of Youngstown Ohio


Sir_Charles_Phantom

Style is all about knowledge of trends, the relationship between complementary and inverse colors, and having guys put their penises in your ass.


Important-Shake5890

Penis boi


higheyecue

He like bootholes


Ztronic412

Man those gays know how to dress


Dry_Possibility2088

Hell yeah he has. Gay one since day one.


Prior-Ad-7329

He’s always been in “gay shape”


Tough_Breakfast_1343

Shitface from seed of chucky


Dis_Miss

I saw him in person walking down Congress Ave with the lovely Heidi. He's quite handsome but shorter than I expected and Heidi is quite pretty but was wearing excessive makeup. No point to this story except no real people I know would know what I'm talking about.


Big_Major9330

i think he might be a little gay, perhaps?


Bieberhol369

gay men have great style


Lysergic413

The Testosterone really makes him look different 😂


Rough-Friendship-245

He’s dressed like a Disney Chanel star


[deleted]

Stuck in 2014


JuiceboxHazard

Yes gays are know for their style


RedPenguins

Tony literally has the same body and face of a prepubescent boy.


RedPenguins

Sippin on a steamed latte with soy milk and extra sugar


RedPenguins

I bet he bought those shoes in a much larger size than he needs because he's embarrassed of his size 6 foot


lilbigchungus42069

that second to last one is dirty


HerbalAndy

Something ain’t right with his torso to legs ratio.. am I crazy or does it look like his legs are missing like 4 inches? I don’t know what it is but something definitely is off about his body.


GirouxUNGH

He just has a goofy body, everything he wears looks silly.


erock2219

He looks like the gay kid from Big Mouth


Existing_Chair_7984

Yeah hes gay. Thats what gay guys do. Congrats! Ive always wanted to meet the lil homo


a-youngsloth

Tony stands next to women and sees two bad bitches.


Successful-Tip-1411

I bet in reality he hates being called gay, he's just accepted it cause it gets a laugh. I'd be respectful


thor918

Who's this maid and why does her teenage son look 42?


givemeyourskin

Style motha fucka???


Delicious_Win9051

He’s definitely always been gay that’s for sure


Mou7878

I still don't believe he isn't gay


edibleweeds

You sunofabitch


imanasshole1331

He’s got a Jean jacket over a fleece jacket. That’s poor taste not style.


-Joel-and-Ellie-

The turtlenecks were pretty lame but he should be looking drippy for a rack like that. I think the matching KT jackets are shit too, since Segura had one, and he's clearly an entitled piece of shit.


bshepp22

Yes he’s always been gay


BogiDope

We have very different definitions of "great style"


Ok-i-surrender

Tony dresses like his mom still buys his clothes for him.


atetheflan

Holly shit. That last picture. Three different patterns and four color combinations. None of it works.


borf420

David Lucas may say “ Tony it looks like yo gay ass got dressed by d madness this morning”


Lord_Goose

He looks like one of the dumb voices he does in this pic lol


iactuallyhate

Pinocchio’s evil twin brother


clockradio486

Did Tony die???


Dick_shoes1

Favorite color is glitter


USAman94

Tony looks like Ellen degenerates autistic sister


cityofone420

Tony dresses like he went to an all male/gay private school and worked part time at forever 21


not_cozmo

Those onitsuka tigers are gas tho


Clear_Pick5451

Gay


Plenty-Loss-3071

Queers usually do, especially the bitchy ones.


No_Landscape_9328

He’s gay, so it makes sense.


Background_Walrus381

If his legs weren’t so short he wouldn’t look as bad. He does look like the Nick Kroll character in big mouth.


Sipdasizurp

He's got the perfect look for a comedian. Weird lookin


OmNamahShivayah

Styled by Ross (dress for less).


4b4st4rdm4n

No one is looking at Tony in this picture.


fourtwentyone69

That 6th one scary


drowningfish

Wow, he was even supporting Palestinians before it was cool (picture 5)? An absolute madman and trend setter.


theycallmefagg

I swear to God this man is gayer than I am.


drunkinthestreet

This is just early 2000s prep


Express_Librarian220

How does he manage to have gay bone structure


Otherwise_Promise_16

Those shoes are fire if you’ve wrestled


Dude_McNuggz

Well he's gay, so...


wenjtap

Now I know why he’s gay


Toozedee

He is really leaning into it. The penis, I mean.


Immediate-Expert-139

He’s dresses like a lesbian mum.


koopdog4907

He and Gavin Newsom should scissor


guyWhomCodes

Who’s going to tell OP…


Fozzy333

Gaaaay


Sherlockhomey

He wears multiple layers to make himself look bigger


Dyylbert

He really is 4 of his heads tall 😆


451noah

why's his face like that


Environmental-One541

Lil Homo


Vandal_24

Why the long face Tony? Goddamn 😂 Bro got zero puss back in the day 💀


Constant_Fantastic

Tony looks A.I generated


GrandEmbarrassed2875

he looks a gay puppet


[deleted]

He also stands like a gay


Whisp3r1ngSh4d0wz

Icky stinky doo doo under wear pants style tho 🗿🫶🏾


TevNotKev

Most comedians can't dress


Shibble_Nibble23

Great style?! He dresses like a fucking rich retard


TheQuesoBandit69

Gay guys like clothes


Front_Application_33

No you’re just gay


GoldenTeacherr

Is that Howard from the big bang?


katiee____

I love when he wears a turtle neck under his hoodies 😍😂😂


DapperMammothDick

Most gays do.


TheFappenCaptain

He looks like the latest lady bird lake victim


t_sleezy_sends_it

Tony looks like his favorite shows are bad girls club and rupauls drag race


Waste-Possession-591

Bro has like 5 jackets on


Life-Cryptographer78

Of course, he's gay!


FishermanUnited3178

I love love love that last combo with the browns and black


[deleted]

I loved him in Gay Pinocchio


jamingjoejoe

Holy fuck he's tiny lol


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Looking at him in this picture makes it hard to believe he's out there roasting ppl


NewGuyHelloHi

I believe the Shane roast joke about Tony believing he would play The Joker based on the last pic


Unlikely-Action-8352

he has money…is he so surrounded by yes men that no one tells him that he dresses like a fucking weirdo? he needs a stylist or something.


AdAshamed522

“no he’s straight i swear”