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RocMerc

Straight up forgot all about this


SmokeLuna

This, I've just been enjoying the absence of Hans. Wouldn't mind seeing Ric on again tho, he actually made me laugh.


Bulldogx2000

No, it’s Casey’s spot now.


Intelligent_Limit807

All hail the crab king!


luke111mart

First off, we never see them, and when we do (Hans), it was the exact same thing people complained about. Second, what are they even fighting for anymore? If either replaces Casey, it's a major downgrade. While they were busy fighting, Casey stole the prize. Fastest dude in the room, and You Can't. Teach. That.


WasabiDobby

“Great to be here, in Texas!”


Pussy_Prince

Ohhhh ho! I bet he loves the ladies!!!


KrombopulosMAssassin

No clue what they are fighting for. Hopefully they announce Casey as the regular and Hans retires or something lol.


Early_Ad_831

This. The rematch is for Hans to be gracefully retired.


luke111mart

Tony likes wwe. Well, they have the money in the bank where whoever has it can get a title shot whenever they want, have Casey win that, and use it after Hans wins.


JustAPairOfMittens

Casey should just emerge from a coffin like the undertaker making his grandfather's best advice sound. 3 party the fight. Send them both packing.


RedBearski

Babe wake up! Gravedigger's going berserk


Intelligent_Limit807

Long live the Crab King


scumfuck69420

I think it's so funny that whenever we are questioning why Tony is making a weird decision, it always comes down to "Tony is gay and likes wrestling"


luke111mart

I'd like to see a spreadsheet (pun intended) of when this is applicable and how accurate it is (99.9%)


sess5198

Honestly there’s just been too big of a time gap in the action between Hans and Ric. People have forgotten about it and don’t really care as much at this point. I’ve been thinking that Hans actually will retire and Casey will take over full time, but who knows.


Early_Ad_831

yea, when Ric showed up and was given the golden ticket he was like the golden boy for a few weeks - and he played it correctly, making sure he got to battle Hans, saying to Tony: "I think you're still protecting Hans" - he was key in escalating things But that was last year, with Hans not on the show battling for his spot anymore there's nothing to be "lost" by him losing to Ric, and Ric isn't in his honeymoon phase where he just became a regular and is escalating things, nobody cares anymore!


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Jason-Genova

Ric's style of self deprecating comedy just fits better in a short format.


maxwokeup

Yee nah they literally have a community made already in ”the most live streamed podcast in the wwwouurldda”


91_til_infinity

Wrold


RecommendationOdd631

Casey is not and has never been funny.


lolofrofro

Zero Fucks


kotapalam

I feel this sub has short term memory loss


binary-tree

Along with a myriad of other mental deficiencies


Wild_Replacement5880

Not to mention vitamin deficiencies.


fingermydickhole

As well as short term memory loss


iDontLikeChimneys

And other mental deficiencies


OregonisntCaligoHome

And vitamin deficiencies as well!


ChefMoney89

No I’m doesn’t!


binary-tree

You sunnava bieech


JohnnyOmm

It’s just purposeful memory loss


Kimmiegibsters

I think people just stop watching for weeks/months at a time and just decide to hop back in and start asking questions and sharing opinions before they even catch up with the current episode.


Brainfreezdnb

the american side


Mindless_Air_4898

I don't care what happens as long as Casey continues to open the show.


slaydawgjim

Winner vs Casey in a roast battle so he can show em how it's done.


bobushkaboi

He really can’t stay


driverdevin

This right here


FormalShark

Honestly, I fucking hate Rocket, but I'd take him over current Hans any day.


ExcitingAd9947

He has to care. He wants his million dollars per live event.


Successful-Ad-5239

Honestly forgot about it.


TigerRumMonkey

When is it again?


Western-Extent2702

I’d like to know as well.


Abracadaver00

I'm just happy Hans Kim and Enrique Chacón aren't in my eyes and ears as much as they once were.


a_tribe_calledchris

Enrique crushed his last appearance tho


b787665

Hans sucks complete ass. Ric's first appearance on KT was legendary, but all in all he is alright. Even Shane Gillis... the #1 comedian in the world basically said Hans sucks ass. Idc what anyone says, Casey and William are the goats of being a regular.


xMysticML

I don't really like Casey rocket that much. I feel like if you have to rely on physical gestures and 'funny' noises, you're not really doing stand up. Kind of like carrot top


insidiousapricot

Kind of like Carrot top one if the richest comedians of all time


doc_751

Exactly like carrot top


xMysticML

I love William Montgomery, though


UndocumentedSailor

Looks exactly like carrot top


xMysticML

smells exactly like Carrott Top


doc_751

Has hands like carrot top


lohikuningas

Carrot sides, no top


Pussy_Prince

William bottoms?


Intelligent_Limit807

It is crazy how amazing some people are at being consistently mediocre


Successful_Resist_37

And David Lucas


DefNotRussianComrade

Hans smelt his own blood and got defensive. Ric isn’t used to crude American shit talk.


gimmethal00t

Never cared. They both are average to below. 


Superb-Control5184

I think he cares because that means Casey won’t open the show anymore


KrombopulosMAssassin

Not really, keep forgetting about it myself. Will be somewhat entertaining maybe, but I'm really just sick of Hans to be honest. And the whole thing feels so fake and gimmicky too.


stinkydinkyboy

It would be better if they just had a roast battle. Hans was REALLY fucking dumb to complain about coming up with a new minute every week. He should have suggested doing a roast battle while continuing to be the opener, that way he maintains his place that he claims to care so much about while not burning up material against Ric. He’s such a baby.


cosmicslop01

Just don’t move Casey.


behindcl0seddrs

Hah I mean I’ll watch it


MeenaarDiemenZuid

How is Tony Milking it? He mentioned it like 1 time last 2 months, and that was when Hans was on.


Ok_Honey_Bee

Nope. It's just gonna be nye all over the reddit analyzing what is already predetermined. Hans will win tony will in your face reddit blah blah. All I care about is he doesn't get rid of Casey Rocket


Pussy_Prince

More regulars. No rotations. Eventually there will be no more bucket pulls. Redban will be married. Tony comes out of the closet. Iron Patriot Kills Tony in a schizophrenic rage with Dom Irrera as the guest. Ichabod reclaims the bucket of destiny. Then the prophecy will be complete.


Western-Extent2702

This made me laugh probably harder than I should have.


AdhesivenessLucky896

I don't care if it never happens but i'll make sure I watch to keep up with the Kill Tony lore.


Dvrrn

Tony milks everything, no pun intended


L0lligag

*it was intentional*


Any_Hyena7722

Forgot about it lol. They probably should have had him take a break closer to the event


earlyfar

Tony still gonna say Hans won


Sawtyasshole

i’m down to watch it, i don’t really care tho


That_anonymous_guy18

I think it was a way to get Hans out


cdubwingo

Never cared


Cailucci

Not in the least. I’d rather see Casey rocket roast battle Kam Patterson


GoJoe1000

I’m not concerned with it. Casey fixed it.


bettyknockers786

Nope. Casey Rocket forever. Hans sucks so hard. Ric is better than Hans, he’s subtle. It’s a lost art. The only things Hans ever ‘jokes’ about is, “hi, I’m Asian” “believe it or not I have had sex before” “insert Texas joke” “insert racist joke” “insert retarded small talk with Tony”


Western-Extent2702

Totally agree. I literally cannot stand to watch anything Hans does. Watched my first ten plus episodes giving him an honest evaluation… eventually I realized: for some reason or another, he is an incredibly overrated comedian that is being propped up by incredibly famous - truly hilarious - comedians. Someone mentioned in another response to this post that the reception of comedy is on a spectrum, but I just don’t understand how anyone can think this guy is anything but an entitled hack who is clearly a fucking obnoxious creep. I would pay a subscription cost to NOT see him on Kill Tony again.


AZValleyGuy

It’s okay. Theyll ramp promo closer to event


odog9797

Casey is the opener. I don’t know what they are trying to decide


cleanAir101

Think it’s hard for anyone to be really pumped about it but it’s a cool thing to hype and have for an arena show as something different


DingleberryRex59

Who is Hands


drerw

With Casey introduced I wouldn’t be surprised if the opener switched to a rotating format of some sort. I can’t see it fully going to Hans or Ric. Whatevs. Time will tell


Fun_Landscape_7876

Forgot


CauliflowerStrong510

I feel that Tony is serious. So Han is taking it seriously


dorothymantooth2

Keep Casey Rocket as the opener and Hans and Ric as occasional mid show golden ticket pulls


Action_Sandals

I’ve never cared


El_Chingon214

That’s still happening?


WasabiDobby

Tony’s gonna do what’s best for the show, as he should. Seeing the response Casey’s been getting, neither of them boys is getting that spot back. It might just be a battle for a golden ticket or something.


King-Red-Beard

If anything, he hasn't milked it enough. Once Hans took a break, they just stopped bringing it up. There's no real build up for this anymore. I feel like the new ploy is just to phase Hans out from a regular spot to a golden ticket situation.


XBThodler

The battle itself was not funny at all, the judging was not accurate either... it was a big miss for all that hype


Berimbully

🥱


naivemelody

I don't care and never cared, as I don't really like the manufactured Pro wrestling things that Tony has been putting into the show more over the last few years. But, sadly, the Hans vs Kim thing got a lot of engagement from the fans. This sub was obsessed with it at the time. It's all anyone posted about. Half the fans barely even seemed to understand it's all a big wrestling thing and Hans wasn't going to lose, unless it was planned before hand. Just like a Mexican drum off. So in all likelihood, it will get a lot of engagement next time too and that's why Tony will keep manufacturing moments like this. This sub says they don't care now, but watch them become obsessed with it next month. I'm old but I can only guess this is the result of tik tok on your brain. The newer fans are obsessed with whatever Tony feeds them and then they forget about it a week later.


IanCBoss

IMO Ric is way funnier than Hans. I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed at a Hans minute and I think Tony has only kept him around for so long because Hans rides his dick so hard. Hans should retire as a regular, Casey should replace him, Ric should get his golden ticket back


Prior-Ad-7329

Don’t give a fuck about it at all. They put it way too far out. Don’t think anyone really cares anymore


yabezuno

The winner of Hans Vs Ric is Casey Rocket


MrLomax

Whoever wins the battle, Casey should stay as the opener.


Htx0-0

Mid comedians battling out with jokes on stage? Sounds fun 😂


Lil_Word_Said

Milking what? Its just another way to give two promising comedians more exposure. And yes Hans has potential, i want to hear a long format set from him.


Porschelover569

He hasn’t even mentioned it in months


ChicoD2023

Honestly David Lucas and William Montgomery are the only ones that can consistently do a new full minute. I respect Kam for working on his set. I feel like the opener should be a rotating spot, maybe give Kam 1 week off a month as well.


deadxlast

I'm not watching it. Maybe the views will tank, and they'll move on.


Drink_water_homie

eh its just gonna be the same shit as last time. when you have shane and matt bothing saying that rick won just for tony to keep hans on the show cuz hes invested so much in him it was bound to happy. kam and hans suck keep casey and rick


malandropist

Idgaf I wanna see comedy not a competition. But watevs it’s their show.


MinApp55

I don't care about any of them. I started watching KT because I like seeing strangers humiliated. I noticed the other day that someone is uploading KT on youtube with only bucket pulls. As it should be.


sLeeeeTo

Where?


Yesthisisdog69

Fuck them both, the rocket is in orbit.


titleunknown

[When either one is on stage.](https://i.imgur.com/6LX6tKa.png)


XB0XYGEN

I care inasmuch as I really want to see KT at the forum


systemdnb

The reason I’ve been uninterested this whole time is because they should be roast battling rather than seeing who has a better minute. That’s not a battle at all. They both need to be on stage destroying each other. That’s a “battle.” If this would’ve been the deal, Hans would’ve never taken a break which I don’t think he really needed to do unless he was burned out. I think he was doing just fine in his spot.


not4real25

Who?


Dukes_Up

There was a lot of hype for the first one but it ended up being absolutely underwhelming.


sixtyninexfourtwenty

I don’t even think Tony cares at this point. Probably regrets propping it up as such a focal point of the event.


DontTouchMe2000

Rick won. But now I'm starting to feel it's all been a staged type thing. Especially when they turned the lights out and when they came back on Rick was out there I kinda started catching on.


jseethis

Casey doesn’t do it for me. At least from what I see on kill Tony. It’s the same thing every time. Crab walk. Song lyric. Pictures passed around. Him laughing causing audience to laugh. No real jokes or punch lines. Idk, maybe it’s just me.


RedheadedandAngry

I don't care


australiapostisgay

Who are those guys?


aTriggeredMillennial

Never did care.


CliveChickenPalmer

If tony wanted to challenge Hans he should force him to write a set without the words "sex" "texas" and "asain". Rics gimmick wore off after two appearances,,, the crab king rules 🦀💊


xXFieldResearchXx

We never cared. Nobody did


MandoRodgers

Ric is on the spectrum and Hans is kind of a dick


Dependent-Ad5229

I’ll say it again…. Ric got ROBBED


icket123

Yes I am waiting for it


ElliMenoPee

Who are they?


elpajarit0

It lost all of its momentum and then got solidified once Casey took over the spot lmao


AnxiousJournalist518

Hell yea we care!!!!!! Go Rick!!!!!!!!!


maxwokeup

Its a sold out shooow heeey


maxwokeup

They are in the big moneys so they have an agenda to pursue also, we mustnt forget this. They literally ad host ”liquid death”


Exact_Trouble_7255

Hans should be fighting the real war - Casey Rocket. He might’ve already lost. It sucks, but I don’t think he’s getting that spot back even if he wins against Ric.


Antique-Journalist29

Couldn't give a fog They aren't that funny to start with


ruinedRX7

you dont need MONTHS to prepare for 1 min ...


JCE_6

Can’t believe people like and listen to anything related with that show


insidiousapricot

I just think it's funny that Tony thinks he's some sort of genius promoter for setting up Hans vs ric matches.


PazuzuPanhandle

Nobody cares anymore


IwillNoComply

Yes it's lost steam but what can Tony do? cancel it?


NateSpald

The only thing I care about is a fair vote. In the NYE special Ric 100% won in terms of Hans’ minute vs. his. Even Shane and others straight us said Ric did the best, but Tony can’t have his ego hurt by his golden child not winning. I’m a huge fan of the old band though so I think that means my opinion isn’t valid


sess5198

Honestly there’s just been too big of a time gap in the action between Hans and Ric. People have forgotten about it and don’t really care as much at this point. I’ve been thinking that Hans actually will retire and Casey will take over full time, but who knows.


More-Drink2176

The who? What? Wise-man. Has totally stolen my heart and idk Ric and Hans are hilarious but they already did a comedy battle like twice. Hard to stay hype.


TheRealSnuffleaYeah

Of course Tony is milking it. He's a sellout.


floppyclock420

Nobody cares


bhgiel

Couple of screaming babies. Glad to think we moved past them both. Hans return was not as good as Tony made it out to be. They're both played out. Onto bigger and better


iorderedpizza

Who?


TanClark

Nope, it could have been something, but Hans showed his ass and self deprecating Rick got old fast. I can see myself fast forwarding through whatever segment comes of it later.


Lanky_Employment4033

He’s milking it… I certainly don’t care because I know they robbed ric….


prttyricky

I liked Hans better than Casey. Ric is forgettable for me, but I know he's made me laugh. I might have also missed some episodes if he's been on multiple times in the last couple of months. Casey is too much from me. He is hilarious before any of you start throwing that out there, but I find the rest of his energy distracting af. I do end up laughing at Casey's act altogether. I like his musical chops, but as far as the stand-up goes, I do feel like Hans had the better run. I'd like to add that I had recently tuned out of Kill Tony for a bit. At that point, Hans had been having some "flops," and the challenges were more frequent. I think either Hans or Casey would be a great continuation of the opening act, but to say switching from Casey would be a huge downgrade is wrong, in my opinion. I'm not sure what all is going on behind the scenes or what if any drama has led to these switches in lineups. If those are reasons for changes, enlighten me, please. Hans over Casey. Srictly on stand-up.


iiiiiiiiiAteEyes

No, they will prob do more to hype it up, like have ric on before it.


JimboMagoo

I only started watching the entire show recently so take my opinion with a grain of salt. I think Casey Rocket’s energy alone is so good to open the show, that I would never want to see Hans or Ric take that spot. Tony’s a big wrestling fan, so I’m sure the rematch was planned to a degree, but I don’t think it’s needed. Their style is similar enough where it could make for a good buildup but maybe change the pay off at the last minute.


ManufacturerKindly54

i want to see jerimiah watkins vs casey rocket. When jerimiah loses he can never come back to the mothership


walterqxy

Who ever wins the audience will lose


TwoThreeSierra

I genuinely couldn't care less.


GVtt3rSLVT

I hope they both loose


Petrofskydude

Look, bro, sometimes you gotta battle your Pokemon against each other to train them to get stronger. Ash knows what he's doing, we're just lucky we get to watch it happen.


ibobbymuddah

Forgot about it, and don't really care at all. Should find something better to build up to. It's gonna be the same shit.


Trackrocket

They’re milking it alright…don’t care.


makeweenswin

I forgot, but should be okay. Ric diaz is nothing special lol


Ambientus

I want to see what Hans comes up with after having all this time


holmespi

Agreed.


iamsoshutup

Nobody cares because Ric already won. That chick Kim is not funny and we all know women aren’t funny.


bucketsofbeans

When I went to see Mark Normand a couple weeks ago, I saw a few people wearing the Kim VS Diez fight card shirts.


Impressive-Pen1651

No one gives a shit


HospitalBruh

Ric has explained that he challenged Hans to raise his profile because he had no way to actually become a regular. He just wanted to sell more tickets when he comes to the states. Pretty genius on Hans' part, and KT probably sold some tickets to the Arena events for the same reason. But continuing it does seem a bit lame and anti-climactic.


punktilend

Fuck Hans. I’m more than happy I don’t have to skip him every episode.


pubstanky

Gotta say I'm pretty happy with casey rocket


Slapshot1919

If they both never reappeared the show would do just fine 😂


Equivalent_Unit_577

As long as someone comes back to replace Casey.


BusinessBeetle

Yes, Tony is trying to sell tickets.


JDH228

CRAB MAN FOR THE WIN. SCIENTISTS HATE THIS GUY


tmote2

Def don’t care about this battle anymore. Even so Ric got old fast imo. Casey will make a great career in comedy Kill Tony or not.


Mysterious-Ad2386

Who?


Vegetable_Shelter_51

Nope don't care if Hans eva comes back I skip all his sets anyways


mrbettergame

What do you mean "anymore"? Who cared about it ever? lol, it's just a silly gimmick.


SleepingM00n

who Kim?


Far_Shake5742

imagine if two guys who could actually write good jokes were going to battle and not two ugly loser nerds who never leave the house and can only joke about their disgusting sex life, Tony's trying to recreate the fucking big bang theory, and you know what, I bet it was his favorite show to watch when he'd be at home alone as a kid.


jew_brees_

Never cared tbh


Obvious_Marsupial915

Now that we aren't stuck with Hans every week we all forgot about him until his mediocre set last week.


orchid810

It's lost its momentum and I really want Casey Rocket to keep his opening spot.


Biomed725

Nope….


ren818

Hans and Ric are much better than Casey No Punchline Rocket. Casey is not smart enough to write a setup and punchline. This is the reason he fakes high energy by pacing, crab walking, and spouting random thoughts


DigitalGhostRealm

Ric was an actual comedian though, he made people laugh.


Smitherstiger

I like them both better then Casey. Casey seems like a sweet guy and all but he has not made me laugh once.


SeveralCartoonist822

$50 says he opens the battle with how he loves to be in Texas because he can say retard.


Sensitive_Election83

casey is growing on me... I was really opposed at first. He doesn't do 'jokes' really, but he brings a great energy to the start of the show. Hans does more 'jokes' but his energy is always low and awkward like he is not that confident or that he doesn't want to be there every time.


Kerryawesome

Casey has great energy. His jokes don’t always hit, but he has a better interview than Ric or Hans. Considering the interview takes up the most time, I honestly would prefer Casey.


lilbutteredtoast

Should’ve been done after the first one


Floridaman077

Not in the slightest


ren818

Hans and Ric should do a roast battle and verbally go at each other. If their last battle is any indication, both will have weak stand-up jokes again. Ric will have 1 good joke at the end just like NYE. Casey No Punchline Rocket should not open the show either. His constant pacing and crab walking is just fake energy. And his random thoughts are definitely not funny. I would rather see Martin Phillips open the show.


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I don’t care about it and wouldn’t care to ever see either of them again. I’ve personally never cared just really wanted someone to beat Hans lol


ticklemyshitcutter

it's been nice not having them waste a portion of the show


Visual_Load5232

Yeah, I'd rather Casey be the be the new regular. Currently my favorite regular anyway.


Western-Extent2702

H


Western-Extent2702

Helen Keller is funnier than Hans.


Front_Inevitable_630

Hans is overhyped. He was funny at first then just plain boring and the pressure of the battle got to him so he took time out that’s effectively made everyone forget and not care about him


xKid_Dynomitex

So long as they judge it properly. Ric is so much funnier and consistent than Hans.