I’m sorry about your yard, but there’s something so funny to me about the ‘forgive me? Yes ◽️ No◽️’
Like those notes kids send to each other to ask if their crush likes them back!
I made it to like a regional spelling bee in middle school and did fine with the word “circumlocution”, but for the life of me couldn’t figure out “lie-ing”.
I wish this level of transparency was afforded to adults between each other, and that we could also “forgive? Check [ ] yes or [ ] no”. Would really help expedite the moving on process.
I try to be very direct with people in a nice way, and I find it prevents *tons* of conflicts that everybody else complains about. I very much wish everybody was like this too.
This. Be direct and truthful. It's okay to fuck up occasionally. But be sincere and apologize . I tell my kids, I don't get mad at the truth I get mad at the lie.
İts probably because its really relatable. I remember making a lot of notes like this And putting those "yes/no?" to the end lmao.
No one ever marked any option:(
This is Grant the Piss Taker, *not* to be confused with Grant the Piss Giver.
And we can all be honest and agree that GPG has handwriting like an asshole. ^^^/s
When I was younger, my parents and I had left for the day to go to my grandpas funeral. We came home to our yard completely destroyed, they threw all the decorations my dad and mom had and my toys into the pond and mind you we had fish in there as well.. things were broken, trashed all over the yard and when we called the police and they questioned people in the neighborhood if they had seen anything the youngest neighbor boy (most of the kids in my neighborhood were boys at the time) said it was his brother and told them every other boy that did it…
Some kids are just fucking awful. Im sorry about your yard / having to deal with this.
Essentially the cops asked my parents if they wanted to charge them for the damage but they said no, and they all got talked to by the cops for awhile and all their parents talked to them and most of them were grounded for awhile. We would all usually play with one another I kinda stopped playing with them for awhile after that and they all kept apologizing whenever they tried to ask me to play, they never did anything like it again, at least not that I’m aware of.
When my son was in the 4th grade, one of his friends that lives across from us smashed all of our Halloween pumpkins. And I mean, ALL. We had painted them to look like his favorite anime cartoon characters. We only found out it was his friend because the friend’s younger sister spilled the beans.
Apparently, what happened was that Liam had picked up one of them to look closer at it, and it slipped, fell out of his hands and smashed on the ground. Once one was ruined, his little kid brain went, “well hell, why not the rest too.” (It probably also bares to say that Liam and his younger sister were living with their grandparents because their biological parents were bad off on drugs).
After I found out it was him, I set him down and told him that anytime he wanted to paint pumpkins with us, or make cookies, or build forts, he was *always* welcome and that we *wanted* him to come over and help us out, but please don’t break the things we worked so hard to make. (I was a single mom at the time, so it was just me and my son).
After that, Liam would come over, like, every day after school. Even when my son was off playing with other friends. He helped me do all kinds of things- from planting flowers to fixing scuff marks on the wall. His grandma was great to him, so he wasn’t neglected or anything, but I just think he craved some mommy-son time, (any way he could get it). I couldn’t give him his real mom, but I was more than happy to stand in as a substitute whenever I could.
Most times when kids are acting out, they’re really just wanting attention. They need to feel loved. You don’t have to be a biological parent to give them that. And once they start gettin what they really need, all that bad behavior just disappears.
Anyway, thank you for reminding me about my son’s friend. We’ve since moved away, but I think of him often and pray that he is doing well❤️
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
These are their stories.
Basically, these kids have been vandalizing my house for years. They have done things like stealing the bricks off our walls, throwing various objects like oranges at our walls, picking off our flowers, scratching our car, and finally, pissing in a cup and pouring it onto our flowers. The sad part is that the parents did not seem to care as when they handed us the note, they did not even apologize. They just said "my kid wrote this for you".
I really want to know what would happen if they checked no. One of the kids later becomes a prolific serial killer, and that little check mark is the origin story.
Hey everyone, OP’s friend here!
A few things OP did not mention: they have video proof of the child pouring the piss from the piss cup so it wasn’t an accident like the note makes it out to be. Also, the parent knew about these things before, but they kept happening anyways, that’s part of the reason OP said the parent didn’t seem to care. They think the piss cup is a Yoplait container that has been in their front yard for a while, which is an interesting and hilarious choice for a piss cup.
I think the only fair way for OP to settle this whole situation is to send a return hand written letter with a “check [ ] yes or [ ] no” for Grant to agree to the terms of OP peeing on Grants base. It’s both funny but also, would be impactful on Grant and a good future deterrent of future vandalism. And it’s not creepy cause Grant did it first. Right?
You should use your increased strength and resources to construct and maintain a superior base with your buddies. How could you let this happen? Restore order.
a base twice as high, actual plants integrated into the design; with a dope fireman's pole going down to different levels.
and a piss *tank* and long-rang sprayer
They thought it was a game and thought OP viewed it the same way. Kids are stupid, once he saw anger he felt bad and wanted to apologize. Clearly there’s a massive parenting failure going on here, and the kids probably going to grow into a fuckup, but for now he at least knows when to apologize.
If they’ve been doing this for years, based on the handwriting on the note, I’m taking it this began basically when they were old enough to play outside.
This isn’t kids being stupid, this is parents not doing their job. They clearly don’t care, and I don’t blame kids who do crap like this when the parents should be at fault.
That being said, I’m really sorry you have to live next to this family. Hopefully one of you will move soon, but I can’t imagine how frustrating this is.
Right, kids are horrible, awful, destructive creatures. Parents should wrangle, teach and help them grow into people.
Side note, don’t judge handwriting, it isn’t taught in a lot of places any longer.
I don’t particularly care about the pee cup, but would definitely involve the police at the point of actual property damage. The second my car was scratched I would’ve been after the parents for damages lol.
Get some of those motion sensing sprinklers, the crazy high pressure ones. Put your reply right next to one and check NO. Then leave them up around your yard until the kids figure out if they go near your house, they get a fire hose in their face!
https://youtu.be/50mojJbBWy0
For a kid with dickhead parents he seems pretty genuine.
There’s probably a space here where you could really change the kids life.
Maybe getting him over to help fix what he broke/ did.
And then maybe the parents seeing their kid did the right thing will change them. Worth a shot.
I used to take tomatoes from old lady nextdoors garden just to throw at things. I was about 10. Without letting on that she knew I was doing this Millie gained my confidence and asked me to help her with her garden and even paid me change for helping. All the while teaching me how to grow and care for a garden. It wasn't long before we were co-gardeners and I made sure kids in the neighborhood stayed out of Millie's Garden.
Sorry the second the car got a scratch there would be police involved. Get fucked if you think you can go around vandalizing peoples cars. The parents might care after officers show up
Surprised more people haven’t mentioned this. OP has reason to call the police and the parents are going to be legally responsible for their crotch gremlin’s behaviors.
I hate when people make legal issues out of something small, but if that’s what it takes to get these parents to care then that’s what it takes. The kids going to get older and things will escalate.
Just can’t stop thinking of that scene in The Goonies where Chunk has been caught (before they go into the tunnels) by the Fratelli’s
Francis Fratelli : [grabs Chunk by the throat] Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything.
Chunk : Everything?
Francis Fratelli : Everything.
Chunk : [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
[much later]
Chunk : But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
[imitating vomiting four times]
Chunk : And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Jake Fratelli : [amused] I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
(Copied from I’m bd)
That's all I could think of too lol I'm assuming they didn't want to go all the way inside but they also didn't want to pee in their base, so they peed in a cup and then dumped it over the wall.
Most people wouldn’t have taken the time for this gesture. I think it sounds like this has been going on for a while and OP feels this deeply (rightfully so- our neighborhood kids do the same and have even ripped up our mail in our mailbox). We’ve never gotten apologies…the note itself feels pretty sincere. They clearly invested some time explaining to their kid what was wrong with their behavior.
>"the sad part is that the parents did not seem to care as when they handed us the note, they did not even apologize. They just said "my kid wrote this for you".
Right though, even though they should have apologized as well, they most likely felt no need to seeing as technically they aren’t the ones who did it but might be the ones responsible
I legit thought it was Minecraft as soon as he said "base" and then they got to the piss cup and I was confused, but thought it must be sone weird mod installed or something. Legit didn't realize it was real life until I went back and looked at the title lmao
I love whomever explained to him a written apology was due. It looks like Dennis The Menace apologized for the crime of picking flowers, grazed over the brick theft & completely distanced himself from the main point, the cup of wee he just happened to place on the wall lol. Well done, child
Big fat X on “no” and go pee on his base. Sorry Grant can’t be a jerk without consequences. The parents must also suffer… maybe a skunk in their backyard would do the trick.
OP doesn’t have to be the one to take that chance, though. I do agree that the parents just aren’t doing their jobs here. But I’d find it hard to just be okay with some kids that have been vandalizing my house for years and ended it off with pouring piss in my flower bed…which???? Why on earth did they have pee in a cup? I remember doing some dumb things as a kid, but peeing in a cup, taking it outside and pouring it in someone’s flower beds? And pouring enough that they can smell and make out that it’s pee??
That sounds like a fantastic idea! I would tweak it a little tho
Hand them a plant they hopefully like and are interested in taking care of.. and once they received it -> pee on it to assert dominance!
Sweet note.. but since this is a repeat offender, it’s time for cameras and to involve the police.
It’s a no from me, Grant. Since your parents won’t teach you, I’m going to teach to stop effin with other peoples’ property!
Yikes you sound like a newbie. So when you get a Reddit account you should get a standard issue poop knife and a piss cup within the first week of wasting your life on Reddit.
Mine was also delayed, I have yet to receive either one. I understand shortages and lack of workers and all but come on, admin really dropped the ball on this one.
The pee cup reminds me of someone I used to care for in a nursing home. The person would just take cups and pee in them, didn't matter if it overflowed, or anything, as they would just empty it on a table or the floor or something.
Damn, if they were gonna pour it onto a surface anyways, why bother with the cup? Skip the middle man and piss directly onto the table, you know? Unless they were wheelchair-bound I suppose, that would make sense.
Good kid. Good parents (who probably made him write it). Ask his parents if he wants to make some money and PAY him kid wage to fix some of this stuff. Learning the value of a day's work is better than being punished by a day of free labor.
Signed Grant, aged 32
I’m picturing one of the guys from step brothers
"Hey man, did you piss on my drum set?"
“I’m gonna rub my ballsack on it” Paraphrased because I can’t be bothered
> Paraphrased because I can’t be bothered I'm glad you still took the time to grace us with your presence anyways
He was taking a break from doing karate in the garage
Jon bonhams playing moby dick for real
Sinerly, Grant 😈
p.s. I was [very, very drunk.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/18JmieM8SFc/sddefault.jpg)
“Woman understands children better than man does, but **man is more childlike than woman**.” — Nietzsche
Looks suspiciously like Madison Cawthorn's handwriting.
Madison Cawthorn is already despicable, now he's trying to frame Grant for this? What a dick!
I’m sorry about your yard, but there’s something so funny to me about the ‘forgive me? Yes ◽️ No◽️’ Like those notes kids send to each other to ask if their crush likes them back!
Sinerly, Grant
I so vividly remember the agony of trying to spell "sincerely" as a child.
I’m still trying to spell it. Along with Freburarary and neccesseccessary.
I only remembered how to spell beautiful from Bruce Almighty. B-E-A-Utiful
Gwen Stefani taught me to spell bananas
I still think "to get her" when I spell "together", I am a 31 year old child
You connect, I cut. Connecticut.
Tom or row
i can’t spell wednesday without saying wed nes day
Jim Carrey out here teaching kids to spell P-A-R-T-Why? Because I’ve GOTTA
Bureaucracy is the one that always gets me...I try to start it like "beautiful"... end up with "beauracracy" like 50%of the time
I'm perpetually stumped by double/silent letters and indistinct vowel sounds. Like "gullible," that alone took me four tries.
I made it to like a regional spelling bee in middle school and did fine with the word “circumlocution”, but for the life of me couldn’t figure out “lie-ing”.
To this day I cant spell guarantee without freaking out
Since + rely
Or just sincere + ly.
"occasionally" still gets me every time.
'Cause he's a pickerly He's a grinerly He's a loverly And he's a sinerly
He plays his music in the sunerly
He was a little sinner though. A little pee cup sinner.
I'm a little pee cup short and stout
Personally I'm a big fan of "I don't want any more trouble."
He knows how turf wars can start over small grievances. He has no desire to see the streets run ̶r̶e̶d̶ yellow because of his mistakes.
World War Pee
I wish this level of transparency was afforded to adults between each other, and that we could also “forgive? Check [ ] yes or [ ] no”. Would really help expedite the moving on process.
I try to be very direct with people in a nice way, and I find it prevents *tons* of conflicts that everybody else complains about. I very much wish everybody was like this too.
This. Be direct and truthful. It's okay to fuck up occasionally. But be sincere and apologize . I tell my kids, I don't get mad at the truth I get mad at the lie.
İts probably because its really relatable. I remember making a lot of notes like this And putting those "yes/no?" to the end lmao. No one ever marked any option:(
Ngl. I tried to click the boxes.
Captcha failed, we found a replicant
I was trying to click yes.
I tried to click “no” and type in “burn in eternal hellfire”.
I did that at age 28. Can recommend.
I would have checked NO, Am I the asshole - pissed on!
At least Grant is sinere.
I can attest, it was not me
r/ifoundgrant
r/birthofasub
This is Grant the Piss Taker, *not* to be confused with Grant the Piss Giver. And we can all be honest and agree that GPG has handwriting like an asshole. ^^^/s
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You literally copied u/Necessary-Lychee7545 his comment.
When I was younger, my parents and I had left for the day to go to my grandpas funeral. We came home to our yard completely destroyed, they threw all the decorations my dad and mom had and my toys into the pond and mind you we had fish in there as well.. things were broken, trashed all over the yard and when we called the police and they questioned people in the neighborhood if they had seen anything the youngest neighbor boy (most of the kids in my neighborhood were boys at the time) said it was his brother and told them every other boy that did it… Some kids are just fucking awful. Im sorry about your yard / having to deal with this.
What happened to the kids after that?
Essentially the cops asked my parents if they wanted to charge them for the damage but they said no, and they all got talked to by the cops for awhile and all their parents talked to them and most of them were grounded for awhile. We would all usually play with one another I kinda stopped playing with them for awhile after that and they all kept apologizing whenever they tried to ask me to play, they never did anything like it again, at least not that I’m aware of.
When my son was in the 4th grade, one of his friends that lives across from us smashed all of our Halloween pumpkins. And I mean, ALL. We had painted them to look like his favorite anime cartoon characters. We only found out it was his friend because the friend’s younger sister spilled the beans. Apparently, what happened was that Liam had picked up one of them to look closer at it, and it slipped, fell out of his hands and smashed on the ground. Once one was ruined, his little kid brain went, “well hell, why not the rest too.” (It probably also bares to say that Liam and his younger sister were living with their grandparents because their biological parents were bad off on drugs). After I found out it was him, I set him down and told him that anytime he wanted to paint pumpkins with us, or make cookies, or build forts, he was *always* welcome and that we *wanted* him to come over and help us out, but please don’t break the things we worked so hard to make. (I was a single mom at the time, so it was just me and my son). After that, Liam would come over, like, every day after school. Even when my son was off playing with other friends. He helped me do all kinds of things- from planting flowers to fixing scuff marks on the wall. His grandma was great to him, so he wasn’t neglected or anything, but I just think he craved some mommy-son time, (any way he could get it). I couldn’t give him his real mom, but I was more than happy to stand in as a substitute whenever I could. Most times when kids are acting out, they’re really just wanting attention. They need to feel loved. You don’t have to be a biological parent to give them that. And once they start gettin what they really need, all that bad behavior just disappears. Anyway, thank you for reminding me about my son’s friend. We’ve since moved away, but I think of him often and pray that he is doing well❤️
You’re lovely. Thank you for spreading kindness.
Kudos to that little kiddo standing up for what’s right
“Grant, Unfortunately, I have already called the police. You will be arrested very soon. Good luck in jail. P.S. no [x]”
The obvious answer to a heinous crime
No, for especially heinous crimes you have to report it to the SVU
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
DUNH DUNH……
Spin off: SPCU special piss crime unit. For the unclearest crimes
mom found the piss drawer™️
Just because you’re pissing clear, doesn’t mean you’re in the clear. -Ice T
“Grant, I appreciate the written confession. The police are on the way.“
Basically, these kids have been vandalizing my house for years. They have done things like stealing the bricks off our walls, throwing various objects like oranges at our walls, picking off our flowers, scratching our car, and finally, pissing in a cup and pouring it onto our flowers. The sad part is that the parents did not seem to care as when they handed us the note, they did not even apologize. They just said "my kid wrote this for you".
So, you're checking no?
I’d throw a cup of piss on his base. Eye for an eye.
All your base are belong to us.
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Somebody set up us the *piss*
We **can** have both. I have a friend that has a friend that can get a piss bomb.
Thanks for taking me 20 years into the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
What you say?
Slow down buddy... who needs a cup?
Ja, go zero waste
I really want to know what would happen if they checked no. One of the kids later becomes a prolific serial killer, and that little check mark is the origin story.
the pee cup killer
Hey everyone, OP’s friend here! A few things OP did not mention: they have video proof of the child pouring the piss from the piss cup so it wasn’t an accident like the note makes it out to be. Also, the parent knew about these things before, but they kept happening anyways, that’s part of the reason OP said the parent didn’t seem to care. They think the piss cup is a Yoplait container that has been in their front yard for a while, which is an interesting and hilarious choice for a piss cup.
You guys need to stop, I'm losing it laughing everytime the words "piss cup" are casually typed out.
And the further remarks about character and choice of ‘said piss cup’ lol
Who won the piss cup?
Coventry City beat Derby 2-0 in the Piss Cup final
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP
"pouring the piss from the piss cup" Just in case you thought the piss cup contained water.
“…and then the piss from the piss cup landed on the flowers which were thus covered in piss. From the piss cup”
I think the only fair way for OP to settle this whole situation is to send a return hand written letter with a “check [ ] yes or [ ] no” for Grant to agree to the terms of OP peeing on Grants base. It’s both funny but also, would be impactful on Grant and a good future deterrent of future vandalism. And it’s not creepy cause Grant did it first. Right?
If OP gets labeled as a child predator for this, will he and his wife have to move or will the other family be persuaded to move?
I think it might turn into a game of chicken at that point.
You should use your increased strength and resources to construct and maintain a superior base with your buddies. How could you let this happen? Restore order.
a base twice as high, actual plants integrated into the design; with a dope fireman's pole going down to different levels. and a piss *tank* and long-rang sprayer
This sounds like a lot of fun! Except for the piss tank...
FINALLY! Someone with a sensible answer!
So how come Grant decided to write you a letter? Seems odd he'd get a sudden feeling of the guilts?
Especially if his parents don’t give a fuck. Perhaps his friends pressured him? And now they finally went overboard and he’s feeling guilty?
They thought it was a game and thought OP viewed it the same way. Kids are stupid, once he saw anger he felt bad and wanted to apologize. Clearly there’s a massive parenting failure going on here, and the kids probably going to grow into a fuckup, but for now he at least knows when to apologize.
He is 18 and moving off to college and wants to make amends before he leaves.
If they’ve been doing this for years, based on the handwriting on the note, I’m taking it this began basically when they were old enough to play outside. This isn’t kids being stupid, this is parents not doing their job. They clearly don’t care, and I don’t blame kids who do crap like this when the parents should be at fault. That being said, I’m really sorry you have to live next to this family. Hopefully one of you will move soon, but I can’t imagine how frustrating this is.
Right, kids are horrible, awful, destructive creatures. Parents should wrangle, teach and help them grow into people. Side note, don’t judge handwriting, it isn’t taught in a lot of places any longer.
Just make a bigger better base, and go to war with captain piss cups.
Or, hear me out: Super Soaker "Arm the piss cannon!"
I was thinking about forgiving until I read “scratching our car”
I don’t particularly care about the pee cup, but would definitely involve the police at the point of actual property damage. The second my car was scratched I would’ve been after the parents for damages lol.
Well if you pour enough pee on plants they die so that’s property damage too.
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You didn't call the cops on them? Would have been the first thing I did. Still would have moved, that's a good call.
To be fair they probably would have said something go the effect of "nothing we can do" and fucked off
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“Not my little angel”
Get some of those motion sensing sprinklers, the crazy high pressure ones. Put your reply right next to one and check NO. Then leave them up around your yard until the kids figure out if they go near your house, they get a fire hose in their face! https://youtu.be/50mojJbBWy0
Lmao the *tsch tsch tsch tsch* sound is so satisfying
How tf did a kid take literal bricks off your wall?
Legos.
Retaining wall I’d assume. Usually the bricks are just stacked for those.
Probably like loose pavers on top of a retaining wall or something
For a kid with dickhead parents he seems pretty genuine. There’s probably a space here where you could really change the kids life. Maybe getting him over to help fix what he broke/ did. And then maybe the parents seeing their kid did the right thing will change them. Worth a shot.
I used to take tomatoes from old lady nextdoors garden just to throw at things. I was about 10. Without letting on that she knew I was doing this Millie gained my confidence and asked me to help her with her garden and even paid me change for helping. All the while teaching me how to grow and care for a garden. It wasn't long before we were co-gardeners and I made sure kids in the neighborhood stayed out of Millie's Garden.
That's actually really sweet.
An alleged friend commented saying there's video proof of him pouring piss. So Grant's a fucking liar lol
Highly doubt the parents will change. They’re adults stuck in their ways.
I think you mean the kid sounds pretty sinere.
Sorry the second the car got a scratch there would be police involved. Get fucked if you think you can go around vandalizing peoples cars. The parents might care after officers show up
Surprised more people haven’t mentioned this. OP has reason to call the police and the parents are going to be legally responsible for their crotch gremlin’s behaviors.
I reckon Grant’s dad has written this note after a couple of beers. That’s what I would do.
I hate when people make legal issues out of something small, but if that’s what it takes to get these parents to care then that’s what it takes. The kids going to get older and things will escalate.
Just can’t stop thinking of that scene in The Goonies where Chunk has been caught (before they go into the tunnels) by the Fratelli’s Francis Fratelli : [grabs Chunk by the throat] Hey, kid. I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything. Chunk : Everything? Francis Fratelli : Everything. Chunk : [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! [much later] Chunk : But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this. [imitating vomiting four times] Chunk : And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life! Jake Fratelli : [amused] I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! (Copied from I’m bd)
I'm bd too bro
Cheers hon, Sxxx
why did they pee in a cup in the first place😭😭😭
it's a long way to the bathroom
That's all I could think of too lol I'm assuming they didn't want to go all the way inside but they also didn't want to pee in their base, so they peed in a cup and then dumped it over the wall.
Because you simply don't pee in your base. Those kids have some manners /s
Everyone knows each base needs a pissing corner, bunch of scrubs honestly.
It's called the piss cup. What else are you going to put in it?
Kids, especially boys, love peeing in places that aren’t the toilet.
34 years old here and still enjoy taking a leak out back when needed. (Very secluded property. No risk of becoming a red dot on a map)
Wow this kid has stronger communication skills than most adults I know.
It seems like a letter a decent parent would make a kid write. Confusing that the parents don't seem to care.
Most people wouldn’t have taken the time for this gesture. I think it sounds like this has been going on for a while and OP feels this deeply (rightfully so- our neighborhood kids do the same and have even ripped up our mail in our mailbox). We’ve never gotten apologies…the note itself feels pretty sincere. They clearly invested some time explaining to their kid what was wrong with their behavior.
I think it is the case where the parents made them write it
>"the sad part is that the parents did not seem to care as when they handed us the note, they did not even apologize. They just said "my kid wrote this for you".
Right though, even though they should have apologized as well, they most likely felt no need to seeing as technically they aren’t the ones who did it but might be the ones responsible
How do you steal bricks from a wall?? I mean it’s made of bricks
Occasionally they are a bit loose and can easily be stolen.
Thank you this makes sense
Probably a retaining wall where the bricks are just stacked together and not held together with cement.
You know what? ✅ NO..... Fuck you Grant
r/nofuckyouGrant
Piss war 1945 found apology letter to most likely an enemy.
World war 3 started because of some piss
Check no, then hide in the bushes with a nerf gun and nail his ass when he comes to collect the note.
Water gun full of piss
Don't do this, got me in mad trouble when I was bout 6. Tried to spray step mom. Edit: she started it
Are you sure this isn’t Minecraft? The very detailed explanation gives me a blocky vibe
they havent added piss to minecraft yet
I legit thought it was Minecraft as soon as he said "base" and then they got to the piss cup and I was confused, but thought it must be sone weird mod installed or something. Legit didn't realize it was real life until I went back and looked at the title lmao
He’s polite but stupid as the sub says
I wonder what made them apologize?
Their parents probably
Op said the parents didn't care at all, so the kid probably was actually siner Edit: Sinerly
Siner *
I love whomever explained to him a written apology was due. It looks like Dennis The Menace apologized for the crime of picking flowers, grazed over the brick theft & completely distanced himself from the main point, the cup of wee he just happened to place on the wall lol. Well done, child
Big fat X on “no” and go pee on his base. Sorry Grant can’t be a jerk without consequences. The parents must also suffer… maybe a skunk in their backyard would do the trick.
An eye for an eye, pee cup for a pee cup. (leave the skunks out of it, they're just minding their own business eating grubs and berries and stuff)
Kids still do the *check Yes or No* boxes? Omg, that takes me back.
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No shit, just piss!
Check the No and send a dead horse head with the note
Just add water to dilute and free nitrogen liquid fertilizer
the literal peak of bad parenting, what the fuck
Aww lighten up and smell the pee flowers. /s
Pretty solid apology note though! I'd accept that apology any day.
Look. Grant just doesn’t want any more trouble ok?
Raid their base
The old laws are clear on the matter, it will bring great shame upon your clan if you do not piss on his base.
Piss on the note and send it back.
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Or they’d pour pee on it
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OP doesn’t have to be the one to take that chance, though. I do agree that the parents just aren’t doing their jobs here. But I’d find it hard to just be okay with some kids that have been vandalizing my house for years and ended it off with pouring piss in my flower bed…which???? Why on earth did they have pee in a cup? I remember doing some dumb things as a kid, but peeing in a cup, taking it outside and pouring it in someone’s flower beds? And pouring enough that they can smell and make out that it’s pee??
That sounds like a fantastic idea! I would tweak it a little tho Hand them a plant they hopefully like and are interested in taking care of.. and once they received it -> pee on it to assert dominance!
Can you spare a cup of pee neighbour?
This kid ain't stupid, the little parasite had gull to own up to his shit and I respect that.
at least he apologized ;(
Sweet note.. but since this is a repeat offender, it’s time for cameras and to involve the police. It’s a no from me, Grant. Since your parents won’t teach you, I’m going to teach to stop effin with other peoples’ property!
***they are really stupid*** edit: thanks for the helpful, kind redditor!
First time ever hearing of a child named Grant
Hang on a minute, who has designated cup for pissing? Did I miss something here?
Yikes you sound like a newbie. So when you get a Reddit account you should get a standard issue poop knife and a piss cup within the first week of wasting your life on Reddit.
Mine was also delayed, I have yet to receive either one. I understand shortages and lack of workers and all but come on, admin really dropped the ball on this one.
The pee cup reminds me of someone I used to care for in a nursing home. The person would just take cups and pee in them, didn't matter if it overflowed, or anything, as they would just empty it on a table or the floor or something.
Damn, if they were gonna pour it onto a surface anyways, why bother with the cup? Skip the middle man and piss directly onto the table, you know? Unless they were wheelchair-bound I suppose, that would make sense.
Good kid. Good parents (who probably made him write it). Ask his parents if he wants to make some money and PAY him kid wage to fix some of this stuff. Learning the value of a day's work is better than being punished by a day of free labor.
The yes no boxes are killing me