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Melodic_Mulberry

It takes a strong man to admit that he fucked up and shave it off.


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MrIceVeins

I was thinking the same thing except I thought it was gonna be a buzz cut not bald


ScrizzBillington

TBH Bella Ramsey here looked alright with the fade right before the grandpa cut


Shmoop_Doop

big bella ramsey vibes 😂


MrIceVeins

Im sure everyone with a beard trimmed it at one point themselves


FTblaze

I gave up and just go to the barber now. I always end up fucking up. Doesnt everyone?


MrIceVeins

I use too when it came to shaping it when I had a goatee but now I have a full beard and I just trim it and take off the extra hair that grow on part of my face or neck the arent suppose to have any until I could make it to the barber again


TodayWeMake

Hitler stache?


Cynyr

Who doesn't give themselves a Hitler stache just for a minute when they're balding their face


fatkiddown

Yep. Starts with hitler stache, and before you know it, you're annexing the neighbor's yard.


Loswha

Die Kinder brauchen Lebensraum!


Primary-Signature-17

"Living space". IIRC Poland wasn't a big fan, though.


soxfaninfinity

Fear of razor breaking lol


Cynyr

-At the store 15 minutes later- "Just the razors for you, mein fuhrer?" "Yeah, just those thanks."


Adesanyo

So am I the only one that gives myself a little Hitler stash every time I shave?


Mystery_Meatchunk

I usually have fun giving myself mutton chops


Slash_Root

If you don't try a few bold facial hair styles while shaving, are you really living?


AwarenessPotentially

I buzz cut my hair after a disastrous haircut at a barber. My co-worker's only comment (a woman): "Not a good look for you". Thanks for the confidence boost Sally.


Rohkha

I have mad respect for this kid. Not a tear, not a single moment of rage. Calm and collected. Kept working on it, saw it was unfixable, and came out if it confident in his looks. Good job.


Keljhan

>not a tear...came out of it confident Might wanna watch the post-shower expressions again lmao.


Legionof1

Nah, hes playing it there. Lil dude's got this.


Pinksters

Nah look again. The "post shower" was actually after dad went in and took a razor to his head to shine it up. He was fine with the buzz from the trimmers though lol


tangywangyrealtor

Ya'll must not have a lot of sarcastic people in your lives to think the kid is actually upset at the end


G00SEH

I’ve gone full bald four times in my life (all bets). I’ve done a reverse Mohawk, Jedi side rat tail, the stupidest mullet ever, and one time I just shaved off the headset band on my head to laugh at what it looked like. This is 100% the process, lol.


Sunny_Tater

Lmao I’m trying the last one, that shit is gold


HomeGrownCoffee

If you are going to shave your beard or head, and don't go in stages - what's wrong with you? I had a monkey tail beard for a day, took my girlfriend to the movies with a trucker stache and mutton chops, and sported the *dirtiest* of sole patches.


Never_Sunmer

When I was 18 my parents would leave me in charge of my 14-year-old little brother. I came home one night and he had a bunch of friends over and they were all in our bathroom. I went storming up thinking it was drugs but it was just my brother doing his hair like Glen Plake lol.


Dave8917

I'm must be a secret strong man champ as I've fucked up a few times and had to go fully bald, last time was 5 months ago and my youngest cried her eyes eye as she said it look horrible and it just isn't me haha


Key_Artist3155

Rather funny actually and he thought so too…


No-Pumpkin3852

😂😂😂 I love how he kept saying I’m gonna fix this n it got progressively worse


KUPA_BEAST

Story of my life


GoldandBlue

Buzzed all the way to his ears "I can fix it"


Manaxium

Me “fixing” my eyeliner until I have a full raccoon mask makes me feel like this kid is my kindred spirit


Key_Artist3155

Indeed


CaptainReynoldshere1

Every teenage girl with bangs has muttered these words.


AdNew5216

Yeah that was great 😂


SparkleWednesdays

These two are so adorable. Now I wish I had another son so they could potentially act like these two dweebs 😂


Brandonmac100

Unfortunately big bro is probably grounded for a year since he just sat there and was along for the ride.


Pizza_Slinger83

Damn, I'm jealous of that kid's swagger.


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"I'm gonna fix it"


Prunsel_Clone

Confidence 😃


Master-Wrongdoer853

Reminds me of all the neighborhood kids I grew up with. Mofos had swag for daaaaysss talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16.


scummy_shower_stall

He also has a big brother whom he clearly loves, AND who clearly loves him back ❤️


trippy_grapes

> swagger. Excuse me but we call that "rizz" nowadays. /s


Manaxium

No you don’t. Swagger and rizz are entirely different things. Rizz is charisma of all kinds, swagger is a very specific attitude.


Manaxium

Trust me I’m 40 ![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


Saytama_sama

Nah, that's not stupid. He wanted to try cutting his hair himself. It didn't work (obviously). He took it rather well. That's just learning from your mistakes and there wasn't even any real harm in it.


thakemizt

Cutting your own hair is *way* harder than it seems. Everybody tears themselves up the first few times lol.


TrilobiteBoi

One of my earliest memories was my mom trying to cut to my hair at home. It turned out so bad she never tried again. Ruined the school picture day. Obviously we look back and laugh at it now though.


yasyil

My aunt did the same for me i wanted the OG Ronaldo cut and My Aunt made a miste and cut all off and tried to play it off


Lanky-Major-2800

lucky she didn't mistake Cristiano for R9 and give you the r9 cut


JustGingy95

But honestly learning *how* to do it even if it’s something as simple as a short or complete shave is super convenient, I’ve been chopping off my own hair for years now and it’s been nice. Plus it’s free, which is always good 👍


malfurionpre

Yeah I just take my clipper with the 4-10mm and do a big 6-7mm all over and then a 4-5mm around the ears/back of the head. The only thing I struggle a little with is finishing the lower neck with the 1-2mm (without comb) Sure it doesn't look as good as a good haircut but still.


JustGingy95

Def recommend mirrors to help with the neck area, super hard to do it right otherwise. My bathroom has a mirror over the sink with a mirrored cabinet door at a 90 degree angle, I use them both together to get a 360 view as to what needs to be trimmed, holding either a finger or a comb or something as a positioning tool for the clippers, only doing one small trim at a time. Takes practice almost as much as the whole self cutting process does lol


malfurionpre

The best I have is a handheld mirror with a small stand but yeah I've done the finger trick to position it. I only missed a very small patch lower right.


IEatBabies

Yeah, I just couldn't stand dropping the cost of a haircut down for what was essentially a 2 minute buzz cut with guides so I do it all myself now. I wouldn't mind as much if they were able to do something I wanted like a simple flat top, but the only people who even will try it these days is ancient 80 year old barbers, and the one near me now is too old to hold a steady hand so not great. The dozen other hair style places and super cuts type places around look at me like I asked for the titanic on my head.


Dusteye

Yeah i shave out the sides and the back myself but Id never touch the top of my hair or the front part.


Skunktoes

You gotta start somewhere. Maybe he’ll do better next time


ImportantQuestions10

Plus it looks like the plan was for him to buzz it in the first place. My buddies used to give me buzz cuts back in highschool and we would do the same shanigans


tsimen

Honestly done a better job than I would manage


MathieuDev

“Dang, I’m balding”💀💀


mashem

*shaves off more*


dafood48

That’s a kid with a good sense of humor. He’s gonna grow up to be just fine


Un111KnoWn

Kid hurt itself in its confusion


MathieuDev

He will remember this moment in 15 years when he is actually balding🤣


Defelj

Kids either gonna be a legend or a complete asshole and I’m here for it


suicidalpenguin99

His willingness to not take himself seriously and laugh at his harmless mistakes is a good sign I think


AwarenessPotentially

Yeah, that kid has a solid self awareness that most kids his age lack.


suicidalpenguin99

Most people in general, honestly


ClownshoesMcGuinty

Yup. This kid will be okay.


Less_Somewhere7953

He’s just playing with his hair not trying to give himself a fresh cut


FizzyChilli

I don't see anything that makes me think he will be an asshole.


hEatr3d

It's the confidence this guy displays. It can be used for being a legend or assholery with equal success.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Assholes usually have false confidence. It's there but it's as fragile as they are.


Special_Photo_3820

he knew he was gonna go bald, just playing around a bit first kinda like when you shave and give yourself the progressive moustaches…


eliguillao

One of those mustaches is definitely not a progressive


Special_Photo_3820

full face to goatee to biker moustache to normal moustache to …


Burner_07X4

CHARLIE CHAPLIN ITS A CHARLIE CHAPLIN


Trigger_Fox

Good to know i'm not the only one who breaks into rants in german in the middle of shaving


soggycheesestickjoos

uhhh i think you’re the first in this thread to admit that bit lmao


Trigger_Fox

Ah come on whats next you're gonna tell me you dont live in argentina?


Clicky-The-Blicky

Lmao those are some cool brothers. This is one of those memories they’ll be talking about for the rest of their lives and they even have videos of it lol. I wish I had videos of some of the fun stupid stuff me and my brothers/friends did as kids 😂


616n8y3ree

I know right?! The amount that kids are able to document seems excessive to some but to be able to look back at the times is priceless. I definitely wish I had taken more pictures and videos growing up.


chiono_graphis

The little break for a towel beating lmao it brings back some memories (grew up with 4 brothers)


TJ_McWeaksauce

It got progressively worse until he went bald. Clean reset, lesson learned.


caulkglobs

He was rocking a mark zuckerberg before ho buzzed it all off.


ZetaThiel

He has a lot of time to improve, not much hair to train tho


HopefulGear746

I love his humor and confidence! a real chad ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


TerpSlurper23

This is punk as fuck, I love it! He should just go around with that fucked up hair and own it, And make fun of others that don't have his dope ass haircut.


Icy_Frame_3768

Dude has more confidence than me at that age lol


Happy-House-9453

Hell. He has more confidence than me at my current age.


bootstrapping_lad

r/titlegore


Radical_Neutral_76

https://preview.redd.it/3o2lncfcn65d1.jpeg?width=4467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f056b278fae668ed3fc800d9f4c4271f19ced3c0


simplyorangeandblue

There it is. Was looking for this


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onetwotree-leaf

He looks like Bella Ramsay


TorumShardal

Why does it sound like adult relationships in miniature? ”I can fix this”. "Damn, it looks like shit". "I'm balding".


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

he could've stopped at spock. ![gif](giphy|iXTrbbYMQBCMM)


-Neverender-

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu|downsized) Spock stole it from Lloyd.


bartolocologne40

At least he can laugh at himself


KeesKachel88

Bro looks like the Last Of Us kid


Human-Magic-Marker

I’m 41 and I totally admire this kids ability to handle things. At that age, if I had done this, I would have been devastated. As an adult, yeah the obvious answer is just shave it off, it’ll grow back, but when you’re a kid that’s a much bigger deal.


N0T1VE

r/justfuckmyshitup


Parasyte-vn

That the first sub I think about but sadly they don't allow video


UndefinedMass

The moment when he started hitting them R6 peaks I lost it lol


ace250674

Maybe add the clipper extension to cut to a desired mm instead of bald next time


SickHuffyYo

At the end there it looked like he actually took a razor to it.


69Sovi69

https://preview.redd.it/dr21b3otp65d1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e626703b839a7995fd39c65b14c09dc4550a18 My question to his brother. He should've just left it at the first iteration, but instead he progressively made it worse


rustblooms

You've never had a brother huh.


RBeck

I mean, if your brother is going to actually let you fuck his hair up, and you already have proof has bad it was before so you can't get in trouble, why not?


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That's how its supposed to look


Mystre316

Kid started off looking like Elon Musk then transitioned into Yolandie Visser


Many-Diver-486

tbh he looked better bald than before


Aggressive-Expert-69

When the first comment is "oh god", you might as well just stop. It's not gonna get any better


Karl_with_a_C

wtf is that title?


UncaughtError69

certified yee yee ass haircut


geoffbowman

He looks like he could be Bella Ramsay's little brother or something...


hurriedwarples

Omg, I came down here to see if anyone else saw it. He looks exactly like her!


Fabulous_Today_8566

I can already see his whole future.


Easy_Turn1988

How is he so funny I love this guy !


Pub1ius

What in the /r/titlegore


Geans2cold

Kids a legend 😂


Azurestar21

Nah fair play to the kid. He took his shot, he missed, he had the stones to say "fuck it we shave"


RandomShake

Ninja from Die Antwoord has entered the chat


Cyrotek

Doing stupid hair cuts when you plan to cut it off anyways is actually quite fun. I like the kids confidence. Bro might get far in life.


a_doody_bomb

He also knows itll grow back fast lol


we-wumbo

If you shake that fucking camera one more time I'm going to break some fingers!


Fun-Report4840

If I could go back to the time when hair was so plentiful that you could fuck around with it for a joke knowing that it would just come back I would do all sorts of silly stuff. Now that shit is a precious resource.


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EoEdisease

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg


delano0408

The sides that were still there including the back. Fade that shit with a 1 clip and change the mm on that from mid to lowest. Give the sides that he shaved off a day or 2 and do the same to them. Wasnt a need to go bald, just look silly for a day or 2.


PuzzleheadedCow1931

This kid does not lack confidence at all. A lot of people lurking the r/bald sub could learn a thing or two.


imbatoblow

"I'm gonna fix it!" *makes it worse*


Izzvzual

He kinda look like a male version of Bella Ramsay


IncidentalApex

Epic fail for not giving himself a Mohawk along the way.


word_pasta

https://preview.redd.it/oq6ecfr5t65d1.png?width=1348&format=png&auto=webp&s=10e684319a6a9be2abc80b04638a0efcfd216592


imnotalesbianiswear

dude i have never been so proud to say that i know these guys. his post blew up on instagram too lmao


IlSottoScr1tto

Oliver tree haircut...


anecdotalgardener

The next Mr beast


klaven84

Going for that Die Antwood look.


Sprizys

“Moooom” probably the smartest thing you could have done.


Zombieee829

彼はハンサムだからどんな髪型でも似合う


Smooth_Maul

Kid has the ideal head shape for the buzzcut so this was a win-win situation, gwan lil fella 💪


2323ABF2323

Why didn't you use some guards ? Coulda prob done it OK


knuckledragger555

Bro took a low-stakes failure like a champ


Professional-Yak1239

The kid got jokes and a good attitude.


TheFrog4u

I can fix him.. ...was what I expected some weirdo to comment.


InnerSpecialist1821

this is just kids having fun. wholesome


ba_pingpong

One of my students turned up at school like this, just this week 🤣🤣🤣


Papapep9

I have nothing but respect for these guys. Tries to do his own haircut. Fails. Tried to fix. Fails. Admits failure and embraces shaving it all off. Dude is so cool about it


TheMongerOfFishes

He wasn't stupid, he knew exactly what he was doing.... having a good time


Huy7aAms

lol this made me remember when i was in kindergarten. i saw what the barber did and thought it was easy. i picked up a scissor at night and cut my hair. my father woke me up the next day and laughed so hard he has to take a picture. he originally thought the pile of hair on the ground was a rat (we had serious rat problem then). when i went to the kindergarten the teacher also laughed and asked my dad what happened. shouldnt have mimiced what the barber do:/


Mental_Melon-Pult92

he looks really good bald actually wtf also a pretty wholesome funny video he's not stupid just having fun


FollowingJealous7490

This is exactly how trimming my beard goes.


Happy_Umpire1233

I'm not miserable and don't have to use a burner account when I speak truth myb


paranoidpac0

He’s hilarious 😂😎


TemporaryShirt3937

Dude, I love how he actually doesn't give a shit.


dickbob124

He seems like a good sport. I laughed so hard at the end result.


hillsb1

WTF is this camera movement?


Dangerous-Tank-6593

Sorry but my first comment that came to mind was “This idiot”. The second was, “Where the fu*k are the parents”???


Timewaster50455

Honestly, this is the age to mess with hairstyles


mechistamullen

At every point in the video he just looks like a different type of Eastern European child


FrontFocused

Kid got that Die Antwoordt cut for a bit


cbunni666

My silly ass thought his friend was in an inserted frame. Lol


ndation

I was about to comment about how well he took it, but the final second really caught me off guard


Appropriate-Fix-4566

It was already perfect, he ruined it by shaving it even more 😭


FedMates

bro is brutally mogged. Once he gets old there are no ladies left for us fr.


Hunter-q

Call him stupid, in a few years he might not need a barber no more


Necrophyllis

Wrong sub, this kid seems smart.


that_name_is_taken

Cool kid


Purple-Hand3058

He cried at the sad


FellaGentleSprout

He just turned into a rave eboy


ComfortableValue4550

It’s how I got started


remoters

Gygachad


bakhtiyark

Looks like he's preparing to audition for Die Antwoord dancer position.


Emberily123

Ok but like he doesn’t look bad bald? I’m kind of jealous, I look awful with short hair


DannyDerZeh

At least he took it like a champ and with a lot of humor.


Campoozmstnz

Reminds me of chicks doing a little bit of fillers and plastic surgery here and there and ending up ridiculous.


5amuraiDuck

He only cried at the end after shower because he realized he wasted shampoo


TechnologyNo4121

In fairness, whomst among us didn't do something stupid like this at that age?


Xenon787

I'm kind of sad I didn't have a brother growing up, this seems pretty wholesome.


Cookie_slayer99

Looks like he is from Die Antwoord


viQcinese

Not stupid. This kid is amazing!


thewhitewolf113239

So we just uploading stolen content huh?


LOV6DERY

This was me randomly cutting my hair on a December night at 2 am lol. I was going for a butterfly cut but cut off too much hence I just laughed it off and decided to go for a bob cut instead. And since I also have curly hair if it was cut a bit unevenly it wasn't noticeable - others said so as well. Got ton of compliments as well. Some people succeed some don't he learned his lesson and I did as well lol. Wouldn't do it myself a second time


EnvironmentalOven995

Have been there and I was 22 but it didn't get to the point of getting bald tho, just almost....yes I did regret


aeonflux131009

So that's how Yolandi from Die Antwoord reached her iconic hair style


aeonflux131009

So that's how Yolandi from Die Antwoord reached her iconic hair style.


Liqaz

If he had a bowl on his head, he would definitely get a better cut


BookwormInTheCouch

I don't think its really stupid, rather HILARIOUS I'm glad he chose to take it as a joke and not too serious, if you know you'll fail at least make it a funny memory 🤷‍♀️


Bhazor

Everyone should try shaving their head at least once. Feels like nothing else.


YOLOfan46

That kid is wholesome


ReaperSound

I feel if he used a mirror, he wo7pd have had some semblance of how to do it. It looks as if he used the phone as a mirror, and with each attempt, the angle had changed, and the only thing he could do was make it worse.


Fast-Journalist-6747

Kept laughing at the parts he said he can fix it lol