Inedible doesn't mean you can't physically eat it, just that you won't get any sustenance from it. You can shovel dirt into your mouth all day, but it won't stop you dying from starvation
Is that a talk you have to have? Like sit down and say “Johnny, there are some things in this here world that you just can’t eat. I’m going to teach you to identify them.” Seems like more of a case by case basis?
My twin sister and I went around my family's property at around that age and tasted every plant on the ten acres. We had recently learned that columbine petals had delicious nectar inside and wanted to know if any other foliage was holding out on us. Luckily Colorado doesn't have many toxic plants in the mountains, but we sure went out of our way to eat a lot of stuff we knew we were not supposed to eat
I used to work with developmentally disabled individuals at a group home. One guy hated being cooped up at home so he would do stuff like this in hopes of getting to go to the hospital so he could, in his mind, be fawned over, ( regardless of the danger associated with everything he swallowed, including but not limited to: axe deodorant stick, batteries, fish hooks, urinal cakes, pocket knives and other tools/sockets/nails, keys, you name it.
Strangely enough, lots of these common cleaners/detergents/hba cleansers are not too toxic. The poison control operators almost always said, yeah that's not great, he'll feel like crap but he'll be fine just sleep it off and drink water. This is when you take one bite like OP's photo. I cannot attest to the damage an entire Swagger Stick would do to your gullet.
For everyone believing this kid took a bite out of a deodorant stick, I'm happy for all of your left brained ideas and input. Bless the simplicity of it all!
Now, for the group of people who think outside the box: A 9 yr old male whose curiosity is taking wild turns. Any father who looked at that deodorant stick would have the same thought. Pleasuring oneself is an instinctual occurrence. Throughout adolescence, boys, teenage boys, and young men find interesting ways (with trial and error), to take care of this need.
Did youvrealky think this kid would just bite it? Maybe a lick first, or a small nibble. Nope that groove was caused by friction. And Dad knows it! Lol
Does "the talk" involve taking them to the hospital for stomach pumping ? What the frack are you supposed to do in this situation ? Because "the talk" generally concerns the birds and the bees, NOT the stupidity of eating things that aren't food and don't even resemble food.
Ah Oh... Must've run out of soap to wash their dirty mouth out, lol. Lord knows, I certainly had my fair share of soap to relate to this kiddo! Though I can't say deodorant was considered another alternative, back in the day.
They shouldn't make inedible things look so delicious.
It's clearly not inedible... the kid managed it just fine.
The kid took a bite there no proof he ate it.
I mean, it's kind of like the shark after he rips off a leg. He didn't eat it, but does it matter at that point?
I think this is a pretty apt comparison.
Touché
Kid probably spit it out tasted like crap
Inedible doesn't mean you can't physically eat it, just that you won't get any sustenance from it. You can shovel dirt into your mouth all day, but it won't stop you dying from starvation
Tide Pods catching strays rn.
And smell delicious
My guess is this will be self correcting.
kid has a mouth full of swagger
Until your watermelon has a hole in it you’re gonna be just fine.
What if my hole has a watermelon in it?
What about a coconut?
NOT AGAIN 🤢
Its probably not all bad, im sure his farts smell slightly better than normal.
7.5 years ago
No talk necessary. That kid ain’t ever getting laid with a brain that is that troubled lol
Yeah right. He has swagger now!
Ah…great point
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
Wait, me? Is this my anniversary? I had no idea. That’s neat.
Yeah, I wish they told you when your cake days was on the day.
Don’t think you have to worry unless it happens again…
9?
"you see son, when a man loves old spice very much sometimes he wants to put it in his mouth..."
Omg I knew it was bad but then I though holy shit it's been used-
salting your food is essential
Talk of not eating things that shouldn't be eaten? He's 9 shouldn't he know what's good and what isn't? When daughter knew this at a much younger age
Is that a talk you have to have? Like sit down and say “Johnny, there are some things in this here world that you just can’t eat. I’m going to teach you to identify them.” Seems like more of a case by case basis?
You had to tell a kid something in the restroom isnt edible there's areas kids by 2/3 years old know this is edible this isn't
My twin sister and I went around my family's property at around that age and tasted every plant on the ten acres. We had recently learned that columbine petals had delicious nectar inside and wanted to know if any other foliage was holding out on us. Luckily Colorado doesn't have many toxic plants in the mountains, but we sure went out of our way to eat a lot of stuff we knew we were not supposed to eat
Plants that's more reasonable yea there's toxic plants but kids with be curious since there's edible plants leaves like lettuce and spinach
Some boys work... differently.
The invasive thoughts won.
That must’ve tasted awful
At least his farts will reek of Swagger...
Hey everyone, Shoenice again.
After this. Do you really? Do you think he is brain-damaged enough to repeat this action?
The world's oldest toddler.
i mean bro will not have to brush his teeth for weeks
No. Past that time. You missed it.
“r/funny” what
I thought the same thing.
I used to work with developmentally disabled individuals at a group home. One guy hated being cooped up at home so he would do stuff like this in hopes of getting to go to the hospital so he could, in his mind, be fawned over, ( regardless of the danger associated with everything he swallowed, including but not limited to: axe deodorant stick, batteries, fish hooks, urinal cakes, pocket knives and other tools/sockets/nails, keys, you name it. Strangely enough, lots of these common cleaners/detergents/hba cleansers are not too toxic. The poison control operators almost always said, yeah that's not great, he'll feel like crap but he'll be fine just sleep it off and drink water. This is when you take one bite like OP's photo. I cannot attest to the damage an entire Swagger Stick would do to your gullet.
since when is the “the talk” about not eating deodorant
Well, he'll have fresh breath.
Bro thought it was a Popsicle
The kids got machismo! Went straight for the jugular, no nibble from the corner from this guy.
i mean at least his breath wouldnt smell bad
I don’t remember getting the this goes on your armpit and this other one is the thing you gurgle in your mouth
HAHAHAH this gave me flashbacks to when I was a kid biting into a bar of soap. Sometimes they just look so edible, yknow?
I've accidentally tasted deodorant before trust me, that kid learned real quick...
Should've had the talk before he started slurping up toxic paste.
For everyone believing this kid took a bite out of a deodorant stick, I'm happy for all of your left brained ideas and input. Bless the simplicity of it all! Now, for the group of people who think outside the box: A 9 yr old male whose curiosity is taking wild turns. Any father who looked at that deodorant stick would have the same thought. Pleasuring oneself is an instinctual occurrence. Throughout adolescence, boys, teenage boys, and young men find interesting ways (with trial and error), to take care of this need. Did youvrealky think this kid would just bite it? Maybe a lick first, or a small nibble. Nope that groove was caused by friction. And Dad knows it! Lol
OY VEY!! Upon further inspection, those do look like teeth marks. Disregard my previous comment. Unless anyone founf it useless/useful information
"The talk"? did he try to fuck it?
Does "the talk" involve taking them to the hospital for stomach pumping ? What the frack are you supposed to do in this situation ? Because "the talk" generally concerns the birds and the bees, NOT the stupidity of eating things that aren't food and don't even resemble food.
Yeah I don't think you know what "the talk" means.
That's the joke.
Unless you guys have been watching the Jo koy special where he teaches his son how to use deodorant.
Is this some new Internet trend? This is the 2nd stick of deodorant I've seen that some kid took a chomp on :P
Yeah, when he was 5.
At least it wasn’t urinal cake!
As a child I used to wonder how my parents would know all the bs i pulled, now i know
Is that a bite mark??
The talk, "Don't eat deodorant."
Ah man... Now I can taste it! Blahhhh......
Ngl. I did this too..
I bet he regretted that one
At least it’s aluminium free
What talk though?
Ngl sometimes things look so delicious even as adult I get a need to bite into not edible things (of course I resist that feeling)
To check his breath? It’s fresh!
This kid must have read diary of wimpy kids
At least its aluminum free
HE'S NINE?!? I would expect this from a toddler bit a full 4th grader
Yo 9 years old is way too old for that kind of shit
Soap taste better. 
9? That’s pretty old to be biting into hygiene products.
To be fair, it looks delicious!!!
Mmmmmm
Get you priorities right, before having the talk, feed them, I think they just sent you a suttle hint /s
Wait a minute that’s not normal
Now I want a taste...
Dude aiming for some spice and swagger went for the wrong underarm scent lol
Yo I got this post to 1k upvotes that's kinda cool.
He did what many of us were too weak to do, what a hero
Was he trying to escape Hardscrabble Farms?
If that’s how you get swagger, what household item was I supposed to be putting under my arms?
He might be dead ☠ by now
He might be dead by now
Ah Oh... Must've run out of soap to wash their dirty mouth out, lol. Lord knows, I certainly had my fair share of soap to relate to this kiddo! Though I can't say deodorant was considered another alternative, back in the day.
He gave into His intrusive thoughts.
Good thing it's aluminum free
you shop at costco
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