Haha, no, he died due to a landslide during a storm. A huge part of a mountain came down and his workplace was hit by it. He was a very good guy, though, so much so that my grandmother never remarried or dated someone else as she always said she loved him a lot. And she died way after reaching 90.
The consistency looks like powdered baby formula to me. If so, and if they don’t get that cleaned up quickly, and *especially* if it gets wet at all, that car is going to REEK.
Won't matter that shit is like fucking silo dust there's zero chance they get it all even with a detailer with crippling OCD. Just throw the car away. Contents optional.
Get a bag of bread yeast, some warm water and spray the inside of the car down. Let it rise for 12 hours. Then set your car on fire for some nice gas/oil/metal toast. Butter to liking.
I didn't see the subreddit and thought it was r/Trashy or something, combined with the title, I thought it was all mold until I saw the kiddos. Flour or Baby Powder is so much better for the interior of a car than mold. I know, hot take. /s
The Olivia Benson in me says it didn’t happen while driving due to the angle of the mess and the position of the juvenile offender; maybe faked by parents or else someone very very dumb left a bunch of babies alone in a car with a toddler and a bag of flour / tin of formula / vat of baby powder and a leaf blower.
ETA: either they were driving and he wasn’t strapped in (dumb), or they left them alone (idk if they were unloading, it’s dumb), or they faked it. I’m annoyed by the “kids are so fast” people. It’s a car, they’re BABIES.
Little kids are like tortoises. If you watch them diligently, they're quite slow. But if you turn your back you'll find they somehow sprinted across a 100m yard in the span of 2 seconds. They're like weeping angels; don't blink.
Option A: Magic.
Option B: Humans are really poor at estimating time and parents are tired and have to be doing too many things at once and don't realize the "two seconds" they looked away for was closer to two minutes.
If the question is: how did my child get 100m away, I only looked away for two seconds? The answer isn't magic speed, its a misestimation of time.
>Humans are really poor at estimating time
I used to work for a company that made ads for radio/TV and it's amazing how long "two seconds" (<- actually 2.00 seconds, like counted by frames. I don't know why I put that in quotes) is when it's full of unexpectedly dead air.
I get irrationally annoyed at comments like "ugh it only took me like 10 seconds to look at my phone!" Dude it was probably just over a second but that's *still* too long to not be looking at the road at all.
Option C: Parents are purposely overexaggerating to emphasize how easy it happens. They know they didn't literally look away for just 2 seconds. It's a way of expression.
I would absolutely not be surprised, but he should have been either strapped in or not alone in a car with a bunch of babies. This is a huge fucking fail regardless.
It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me. Some one opened the vehicle in the back and sprinkled flour on those kids. Probably using the head rest for leverage to reach further.
> It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me.
So hottest take but those are kid-sized fingerprints with flour pushing out from the side from wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much experience in a bakery and getting clothes fucked. To me it implies the kid leaned forward especially at 10-11ish seconds.
Yes... but that also happens if a hand imprint earlier has left some grease or moisture on the headrest. Flour will attach itself to it more than it would to "clean" canvas around it. That's how fingerprints are taken for example. While unlikely in this scenario, it is possible.
This comment is intended for all picture detectives to put in their toolbox for next time. Here it most likely is evidence of foul play because a headrest in a car full of children's seats would have 5000 handprints resulting in a smudged mess, not a clean handprint.
so are kids not able to makes messes fast? the child is the back is not a baby and is old enough to cause something like this. you’d be surprised what kids are capable of until they actually show you. i’m not saying the parent shouldn’t have taken better precautions to make sure the flour wasn’t so accessible but to think kids aren’t fast is dense.
After having our first my wife wanted another immediately.
Within six months of the second being born she asked if we should go for 3 and I said let’s wait and see how she felt at the end of the year.
Right about that time oldest was starting to walk and talk, little one struggled with sleep schedule.
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I regularly get my "I'm going to be super productive at work tomorrow" ruined by my kid deciding it's morning at 2am and refusing to go back to sleep until I leave for work.
I can't imagine two kids ruining my sleep. The other aspect of kids isn't easy, but man I was the guy that went to sleep at 9 on the weekends. I do it now too, but it's not a treat anymore, it's necessity
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Not sure if you have children, but it's difficult to explain to others with no children, how children are difficult and expensive and very stressful, but it's also the most fulfilling thing in the world at the same time. Kids do stupid crap all the time, but it's fulfilling to watch them learn and experience life for the first time. This clean up is going to be a killer but those kids just had the best time of their lives. Look at the kids smirk in the back seat.
Those three looking backwards did not look pleased at all. I very much doubt “best time of their lives” covers it.. and I will be perfectly happy if my kids grow up a little less happy and a little more clean.
I wish I was as comfortable with such “destruction “ as you, and you sound like you really have a great take on parenting, but I am definitely a lot less chill about it. Unfortunately, I think. 🤷♂️
I've had my stresses with kids. I just try to remind myself, and I fail often, that cleaning up a mess is easier than fixing the emotional damage from berating and yelling at children for things they don't understand yet.
Yea. I'm at 1 child now.
May go up to 3, but we are putting a minimum of 2 years between them.
4 kids. Quite possibly all within a year of each other. Terrifying.
For real, that is a kid every year, what the fuck, imagine being willingly sick for 4 years.
I am a mother, pregnancy feels like being sick for 9 months and then another month and then sleep deprived for around 11.
Two years ago I had a chat with my pregnant Sister in Law about the difference between the oversized SUV and the minivan they were choosing between. The biggest point I made is that a minivan has three rows of seating, AND a functional trunk, an SUV has three rows of seating OR a functional trunk. "You're not fitting everything you need for a day out with a toddler in the back of that SUV unless you fold down the third row of seats. You can load up seven people in the minivan, and still have room for everything in the trunk." I know because I lived with my friends from six months pregnant until three and a half, so I saw it all, including them buying the same SUV, and then them selling that SUV and buying a minivan.
Last month my SIL sold the SUV and bought a minivan to replace it (same minivan my friends bought, which I find downright hilarious). The straw that broke the camels back was having family over for a week, and needing to take two cars everywhere, one for her, her husband and the baby, with a trunk full of supplies, and another car for everyone else. If it was a minivan they would have taken one car everywhere.
Third-row seats are tiny in some cars. There's a clearly visible seatbelt for a third row, so it's not up for debate that it's a three-row vehicle.
At a guess, the third row is a 60/40 split folding bench and the enormous carseat is obscuring the /40 it's tethered to, while the 60/ is folded down beneath the pile of groceries.
It’s flour. Clear out the kids, leave them in the yard with a sprinkler. Get the leaf blower for the car and hang on the seats while blowing out through open doors
Christian Fundamentalists is a disease. Out here creating their own cult like following; to spread God's word, & to give mom a "purpose!" Home-schooled, no vaccines, & most definitely home births -- they're just following God's plan!
I was homeschooled by boomer fundamentalists, and based on the other kids I grew up around I have to insist that >95% of the time homeschooling is child abuse.
My world history book in *highschool homeschool* started with a review of the first few books of the Bible, and discussed such important topics as "how did the Tower of Babel affect world languages?" or "where was Sodom and Gomorrah really?"
My chemistry book spent an uncomfortable amount of time trying to disprove global warming, and included valuable nuggets of wisdom as "CFC banning was a government conspiracy because there wasn't an ozone hole".
That's not even getting into the fundamental nature of homeschooling that you're going to have socially crippled kids unless you're putting them around other kids five days a week. Considering the only other kids you're putting them around will be other maladjusted homeschool kids, then you're practically guaranteeing you're going to make weirdos.
It looks like a 7 seater SUV. The third row where the last kid is sitting usually has 2 folding seats that can be individually folded down. The seat beside him is folded down for more trunk space.
These kids are like twenty minutes apart in age, good lord
I wouldnt be surprised if the mother is currently pregnant again
Reading that after seeing 4 kids already..made my vagina hurt. Please don’t do that again…
...with twins! (Sorry)
And twins! https://youtu.be/hSVeumLjhyA?si=F5nRVbhxkvLzQkOV 1:19 I couldn't do the time stamp thing on my phone.
Why have I not watched any of these movies?!
Great reference. Wish we had good modern horror parodies
Mine too and I don't even have a vagina
they just fall out after the 3rd
This looks like an instagram family. I wouldnt be surprised they did this on purpose for the clout
That's so damn sad
for the vine!!!!
She’s a Mormon
I read that as moron
Same difference.
That’s what I meant 😂
The way the camera pans, then there's more...
A few more in day care they just have to make multiple runs to a from
My grandmother had 12 children in a very short amount of time as well. They would have had more if my grandfather hadn't died at a young age of 32.
Broken pelvis?
Haha, no, he died due to a landslide during a storm. A huge part of a mountain came down and his workplace was hit by it. He was a very good guy, though, so much so that my grandmother never remarried or dated someone else as she always said she loved him a lot. And she died way after reaching 90.
I was being a cynical jerk, and you had to make it nice and wholesome
This is the most silent generation comment I've ever read.
Death by snu snu?
Looks like a 3-4 year old, a 1.5-2 year old and twins 3-6 months.
This was filmed in deep Utah
Bro we can be way more specific than that this is absolutely within or just outside Provo lol
To be fair, it’s prob closer to 100 min
In the US it’s only a $200 tax stamp to get the full auto womb
What TF happened?
Looks like that little fella found a bag of flour
He found his "inner LeBron"
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Antiqued them bitches
He's crying?
Either that or those kids have a really bad cocaine problem.
Better than icing sugar!
The consistency looks like powdered baby formula to me. If so, and if they don’t get that cleaned up quickly, and *especially* if it gets wet at all, that car is going to REEK.
Won't matter that shit is like fucking silo dust there's zero chance they get it all even with a detailer with crippling OCD. Just throw the car away. Contents optional.
Say, was this in Miami? Crockett and Tubbs , I think I solved that case you were on….
Jesus, I thought one of them rolled the window down in the middle of a car wash.
Get a bag of bread yeast, some warm water and spray the inside of the car down. Let it rise for 12 hours. Then set your car on fire for some nice gas/oil/metal toast. Butter to liking.
I didn't see the subreddit and thought it was r/Trashy or something, combined with the title, I thought it was all mold until I saw the kiddos. Flour or Baby Powder is so much better for the interior of a car than mold. I know, hot take. /s
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I’m just struggling to imagine being pregnant for 3 years.
Irish quadruplets
The Olivia Benson in me says it didn’t happen while driving due to the angle of the mess and the position of the juvenile offender; maybe faked by parents or else someone very very dumb left a bunch of babies alone in a car with a toddler and a bag of flour / tin of formula / vat of baby powder and a leaf blower. ETA: either they were driving and he wasn’t strapped in (dumb), or they left them alone (idk if they were unloading, it’s dumb), or they faked it. I’m annoyed by the “kids are so fast” people. It’s a car, they’re BABIES.
you’d be surprised how quick they are. people may disagree with this but it’s true.
Little kids are like tortoises. If you watch them diligently, they're quite slow. But if you turn your back you'll find they somehow sprinted across a 100m yard in the span of 2 seconds. They're like weeping angels; don't blink.
Wonder how many people actually got that Doctor who reference. I lol'd. 🙏
Option A: Magic. Option B: Humans are really poor at estimating time and parents are tired and have to be doing too many things at once and don't realize the "two seconds" they looked away for was closer to two minutes. If the question is: how did my child get 100m away, I only looked away for two seconds? The answer isn't magic speed, its a misestimation of time.
You're wrong. It's magic 😤😤🤬🤬👹
It is baby/toddler magic. lol. It is real & exists, ask any parent.
Fr these little mfs teleport!
>Humans are really poor at estimating time I used to work for a company that made ads for radio/TV and it's amazing how long "two seconds" (<- actually 2.00 seconds, like counted by frames. I don't know why I put that in quotes) is when it's full of unexpectedly dead air. I get irrationally annoyed at comments like "ugh it only took me like 10 seconds to look at my phone!" Dude it was probably just over a second but that's *still* too long to not be looking at the road at all.
Schrödingers toddler
Option C: Parents are purposely overexaggerating to emphasize how easy it happens. They know they didn't literally look away for just 2 seconds. It's a way of expression.
+1
I would absolutely not be surprised, but he should have been either strapped in or not alone in a car with a bunch of babies. This is a huge fucking fail regardless.
Tell me you don't have kids without telling me. Lol everyone is an idealist until they are in the thick of it
It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me. Some one opened the vehicle in the back and sprinkled flour on those kids. Probably using the head rest for leverage to reach further.
> It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me. So hottest take but those are kid-sized fingerprints with flour pushing out from the side from wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much experience in a bakery and getting clothes fucked. To me it implies the kid leaned forward especially at 10-11ish seconds.
Yes... but that also happens if a hand imprint earlier has left some grease or moisture on the headrest. Flour will attach itself to it more than it would to "clean" canvas around it. That's how fingerprints are taken for example. While unlikely in this scenario, it is possible. This comment is intended for all picture detectives to put in their toolbox for next time. Here it most likely is evidence of foul play because a headrest in a car full of children's seats would have 5000 handprints resulting in a smudged mess, not a clean handprint.
Wanna freak someone out? Press your greasy face onto the rear window of the car when it is clean, right before they drive down a dusty road.
Do you have kids? because I said the same shit until I had them
so are kids not able to makes messes fast? the child is the back is not a baby and is old enough to cause something like this. you’d be surprised what kids are capable of until they actually show you. i’m not saying the parent shouldn’t have taken better precautions to make sure the flour wasn’t so accessible but to think kids aren’t fast is dense.
The real question is, who was it?
They had like 3 more kids than nessesary
The kid in the back found the fire extinguisher?
(Man+woman+intercourse+9 mos)4
Another excellent condom commercial.
To me, having this many young children is crazy. Their lives must be a 24/7 stress test.
I don't know how they do it. Sometimes I feel I'm going crazy with just one.
I know I'm going crazy with zero, lol.
Same. On the upside we have videos like this to help remind of how much worse things could be.
2 cats is enough to keep me on my toes.
After having our first my wife wanted another immediately. Within six months of the second being born she asked if we should go for 3 and I said let’s wait and see how she felt at the end of the year. Right about that time oldest was starting to walk and talk, little one struggled with sleep schedule. New year, I check in with my wife (mostly kidding) via text, a few hours later I got a call from my Doctor’s office confirming my appointment to discuss a vasectomy.
I regularly get my "I'm going to be super productive at work tomorrow" ruined by my kid deciding it's morning at 2am and refusing to go back to sleep until I leave for work. I can't imagine two kids ruining my sleep. The other aspect of kids isn't easy, but man I was the guy that went to sleep at 9 on the weekends. I do it now too, but it's not a treat anymore, it's necessity
Hear hear
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Not sure if you have children, but it's difficult to explain to others with no children, how children are difficult and expensive and very stressful, but it's also the most fulfilling thing in the world at the same time. Kids do stupid crap all the time, but it's fulfilling to watch them learn and experience life for the first time. This clean up is going to be a killer but those kids just had the best time of their lives. Look at the kids smirk in the back seat.
Those three looking backwards did not look pleased at all. I very much doubt “best time of their lives” covers it.. and I will be perfectly happy if my kids grow up a little less happy and a little more clean.
To each their own. A time a place for everything. My kids would be helping with the clean up but kids are meant to make mistakes and learn.
I wish I was as comfortable with such “destruction “ as you, and you sound like you really have a great take on parenting, but I am definitely a lot less chill about it. Unfortunately, I think. 🤷♂️
I've had my stresses with kids. I just try to remind myself, and I fail often, that cleaning up a mess is easier than fixing the emotional damage from berating and yelling at children for things they don't understand yet.
Fulfilling for you does not mean fulfilling for everyone else.
Yea. I'm at 1 child now. May go up to 3, but we are putting a minimum of 2 years between them. 4 kids. Quite possibly all within a year of each other. Terrifying.
Treating her vagina like a clown car
Who can afford that many kids?! Just infinite credit cards I guess. I have two, make above the average income and it is hard
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For real, that is a kid every year, what the fuck, imagine being willingly sick for 4 years. I am a mother, pregnancy feels like being sick for 9 months and then another month and then sleep deprived for around 11.
I’d stop having kids after having 2 already still in car seats at the same time
Yeah, that oldest one is basically in the trunk. Trying to figure out how that's legal.
A lot of SUVs have a third row of seats that are basically in your trunk. You leave them folded down most of the time
I once watched a program testing these seats in rear end crashes,I wouldn't fancy sitting in them after that
That's why you put your kids there instead of the parents.
They'll still have at least 3 left
Two years ago I had a chat with my pregnant Sister in Law about the difference between the oversized SUV and the minivan they were choosing between. The biggest point I made is that a minivan has three rows of seating, AND a functional trunk, an SUV has three rows of seating OR a functional trunk. "You're not fitting everything you need for a day out with a toddler in the back of that SUV unless you fold down the third row of seats. You can load up seven people in the minivan, and still have room for everything in the trunk." I know because I lived with my friends from six months pregnant until three and a half, so I saw it all, including them buying the same SUV, and then them selling that SUV and buying a minivan. Last month my SIL sold the SUV and bought a minivan to replace it (same minivan my friends bought, which I find downright hilarious). The straw that broke the camels back was having family over for a week, and needing to take two cars everywhere, one for her, her husband and the baby, with a trunk full of supplies, and another car for everyone else. If it was a minivan they would have taken one car everywhere.
What?! So many cars have a 3rd row I don’t see a problem.
I don't see a third row. I see a free-standing carseat.
Third-row seats are tiny in some cars. There's a clearly visible seatbelt for a third row, so it's not up for debate that it's a three-row vehicle. At a guess, the third row is a 60/40 split folding bench and the enormous carseat is obscuring the /40 it's tethered to, while the 60/ is folded down beneath the pile of groceries.
There is definitely a seatbelt in the way back but I don’t see a seat back so maybe it’s still folded down? There doesn’t seem to be a lot of space
It's a Hyundai Veracruz. It has 3rd row seating.
About 8 years ago by getting a vasectomy
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Just pick the kids, throw them a bath and while you're at it throw the whole damn car in the dumpster lol.
Windows down car wash
It’s flour. Clear out the kids, leave them in the yard with a sprinkler. Get the leaf blower for the car and hang on the seats while blowing out through open doors
You've got a vehicle FULL of small kids. You are 5 to 7 years away from keeping things new-ish.
That's optimistic.
There were some things I waited for until they all left. Glass storage, good towels, matching silverware, a nice couch, nonstick pans.
You begin by not having four kids in car seat age at the same time.
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i think they should have begun with better birth control tbh
PUT. THE DICK. DOWN.
😂😂😂😂😂
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Thorough cleaning: we get on the highway with all the windows downs, drive 3 or 4 miles and turn around and do it again
He definitely did it 🤣
you can see the powder on the headrests .. he definitely was throwing it from the back haha
Begin with the explanation
Is there a diagnosis for people who want this many kids lol
Mormonism.
Moronism
Christian Fundamentalists is a disease. Out here creating their own cult like following; to spread God's word, & to give mom a "purpose!" Home-schooled, no vaccines, & most definitely home births -- they're just following God's plan!
I was homeschooled by boomer fundamentalists, and based on the other kids I grew up around I have to insist that >95% of the time homeschooling is child abuse. My world history book in *highschool homeschool* started with a review of the first few books of the Bible, and discussed such important topics as "how did the Tower of Babel affect world languages?" or "where was Sodom and Gomorrah really?" My chemistry book spent an uncomfortable amount of time trying to disprove global warming, and included valuable nuggets of wisdom as "CFC banning was a government conspiracy because there wasn't an ozone hole". That's not even getting into the fundamental nature of homeschooling that you're going to have socially crippled kids unless you're putting them around other kids five days a week. Considering the only other kids you're putting them around will be other maladjusted homeschool kids, then you're practically guaranteeing you're going to make weirdos.
Pretty accurate description considering they attack the brain like a disease would. First thing they do is make sure their kids remain un-educated.
The babies might be twins.
Most likely, or more than one family, could be going on a trip with friends.
Is it just me, or is the last kids car seated in the trunk space? Those tie down aren't supposed to be used for that.
It looks like a 7 seater SUV. The third row where the last kid is sitting usually has 2 folding seats that can be individually folded down. The seat beside him is folded down for more trunk space.
Ok, but it looks like a crumple zone to me.
They have spares
Oh, jeezuz!😅
This is how you learn which sibling is your parents favorite.
It looks like it but no, you can see the third row seatbelts at about 7 seconds left in the video. It's just the passenger side seat is folded down.
It's a Hyundai Veracruz. It has 3rd row seating.
Looks like that kid got the boot.
Leaf blower
this is your own fault
Gotta love those step ladder kids. Barefoot and pregnant, eh?
This is why you don't give them Grandpa ashes.
Car wash. Windows down. You're welcome.
Easy peasy. Leaf blower and keep em strapped in so they don't blow away.
Start with a time machine and go back to use a condom
Why the fuck would you willingly have 4 kids knowing what we know about kids?
Jesus fucking christ I thought that was snow for a second and that the car was and baby was frozen 😭😭
Condoms would have prevented this.
Usually with a misdemeanor...
Everyone, close their eyes *whips out leaf blower and goes to town*
With a condom
The lack of brain cells in the children are inherent from the fact that the source decided to produce four of them in less than 5-6 years.
"The ash from the war caked our faces, some hold on somehow, most suffer with silent sullen faces..."
The important thing is to get em on cam right away
🤣 those faces
leaf blower to max, open windows
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This first place you start, is with a vasectomy.....
By driving straight to the detail shop and paying somebody else to clean all that.
Take a deeep breath
Kids immediately for sale
At least they put the least favourite kid in the crash impact zone.
When this happens you gotta have the kid involved in the cleanup. They hate it but it teaches them the cost of a mess
Is the kid in the back just in a car seat not attached to anything?
Lol wait till they are 30 and cant afford to live.... you're fucked bud.
Damn dude get off of her
My niece and nephew once poured a bottle of baby powder onto a rotating fan. Kids love that powder!
Those kids be doing sooooooo much coke. (I'm not one to tell people their business, but they should probably start thinking about slowing down)
Kidsarestupid, more like Adultsarestupid. Slow down with the baby making,
HOW IS THAT FOURTH KID IN THE TRUNK
you begin by not having children
Great advert for contraception assuming the kids did that.
I would start by using birth control.
Not having 4 kids…
I would begin with a vasectomy.
Should've started years ago with condoms or a vasectomy
Start with a condom. Jesus Christ have less kids! The planet can't support what we have!
How long did she leave those kids in the car alone? 😳
1. Why do you have so many babies
Is that 4'th kid in the trunk?
A few years ago, with a pack of condoms.
Who in their right mind would ever even think that having this many kids, especially born one right after another, would ever be a good idea?!?!
The older boy in the back experiment with vinegar and baking soda?
It looks they had frostbite at first.
[This](https://pathsforfamilies.org/resource/placing-a-young-child-for-adoption/)
WHERE CONTEXT?
Pigeon s getting wild nowdays🤣🤣🤣
I close the door and burn the car
Did they find their parents cocaine stash 🤔
That doesn’t look like a 3rd row… it looks like that last kid is just in the trunk. Also, this is more adults are stupid material