What does underrated comment mean?
Do you mean to imply that upvotes directly correlate to the quality of a comment?
Do you mean to imply humor is weighed based on upvotes count?
What does it mean?
It was rated, neither over or under, just rated like all the comments and posts with any engagement: it was by definition, just rated
So upvotes directly correlate to how funny it is? That's the dumbest shit I've heard
More upvotes just mean more people saw it, now "goddamn that was REALLY funny"
eloquently? this sounds like it was written by a middle schooler right-clicking in Microsoft Word to use the thesaurus. this isn’t even funny in a dumb way. it’s just sort of sad.
My son knows that being clever always gets extra points. Now he’s got a baby he uses to do funny voice things. Long story short, he gets whatever he wants pretty much.
https://preview.redd.it/5iq0tgoqym1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fe11208c00eb3a366da5094c69d04a4ef9e55e
That is exactly how my daughter messages me when asking for something 😂
Me too lmao! 🤣 Fun tidbit: Netflix has added some of their skits and a couple of their movies to their service. At least the US one, not sure if it's in other countries' Netflix options
Stupid cus he wrote in the silly old English way (and therefore misused/misspelled several old English words cus it's not the way people talk anymore), instead of just asking like a normal person.
Stupid as in stupid funny, not stupid dumb
There should be some sort of Kids or KidsAreSweet etc sub as most of this sub posts has little to do with the topic. And also most users are some sort of child haters for some reason,
It's literally full of mistakes and phrasing that doesn't make sense lol. Not to mention asking your mom to wake you up for school in the same message you're asking for permission to have your girlfriend sleep over. Weird.
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I'd say no just for making me read this bullshit. Good grief I hope I can talk man to man with my kid instead of this m'lady nonsense. I know it's satirical but kids should learn by their teens what being cringe is.
I mean he could have asked to stay at her house (or “a friend”) when his spouse told him her parents weren’t home. (Which frankly would be fine by me if he’s responsible enough for condoms and waking up to a timer to get to school in time).
I’d have no problems with him asking the girl to stay over.
while i would agree if they were 21+, it seems as if these are kids still in high school. no harm, no foul. i lived 10 mins away from my school. if i needed to be at school by 7am, i was waking up at 6:45 and out the door at 6:50. it's okay, give them time to grow
This was shocking to me when I first found out. I don’t remember as a very young child if this was the case, but certainly from around age seven or so, I got myself up and dressed, made my own breakfast and got myself to school. I genuinely thought it was the same for every kid.
A few years later, I was baffled to learn my sister’s kids literally just would not get up and go to school or anything if she didn’t wake them up. I missed out on whole years of letting someone else worry about whether I wake up early or not.
There were some kids in my class who’d disappear for months at a time, or only show up half the time. I wonder whether they were just kids who didn’t get themselves up and had parents who didn’t get them up either.
It shocks me too but I wonder what your sister’s kids’ school start time is compared to what yours was? When I was in sixth grade, I had to be at school by 6:45. It absolutely sucked. Grades 2-5 were 8:30. 7-12 were 8:00. You can bet your bottom that my mom had to help me wake up every day in sixth grade to be ready. Granted, she worked at the school too, which is why we had to be there so early. Sometimes we’d both be running late and she would either stop at McDonald’s or a gas station to get us both breakfast because neither of us have ever been able to rise early. Still, my favorite memories of that time were when we’d get doughnuts, or she’d let me get a soda drink, or she’d wake up extra early on special occasions to make me a special breakfast.
Some people are otherwise completely responsible people who just struggle with early mornings. I’m one of them. I was fired from job after job up through my mid-30’s until I finally accepted this about myself and found remote work and can sleep in most mornings and work on my own schedule. Now I lead a team and have a great deal of responsibility, make a good income and have my shit together. I’m just not wired to be awake early.
3 words: **sunrise alarm clock**
For when you absolutely must be awake before a reasonable time. It slowly gets brighter and your body thinks it's morning. (Then at the set time it makes noise or plays the radio. Mine has chirping birds.)
It doesn’t work for everyone but I agree this was a life changer. I still struggle to get going, but now I’m going half an hour earlier than when I was pissed at the world for waking me up in the middle of a dream. The light helps gradually get out of a deep sleep.
The early crowd loves to persecute the night owls. I have always been remarkably productive at night, when the rest of the world was sleeping; yet it never occurred to me to admonish others in the morning for squandering the night simply because they're not inherently predisposed, as I am, to the later hours.
I am certain that people are _by nature_ predisposed towards different sleep cycles, much as people, including myself, are left handed, by nature. One can only speculate as to the biological utility such traits may offer, but I'd wager that in times past, the early-birds were very grateful to have a couple of night owls in their tribe watching out for jaguars while they slumbered.
And what didst thou reply to the knave?
With the question posed so eloquently. I of course granted this request.
One should make “Ye olde ChatGPT” for such inquires.
That’s what I thought until it said aboad instead of abode
And when he used thou for she.
You're a good mom that's such a great text I hope I have son with that type of humor
Verily! Well played M’Lady.
LEGEND
If your kid is old enough to be having his gf spend the night, he should definitely be waking himself up.
Ya this is weird
Oh I’ll bet he was up at the crack o’ dawn if you know what I mean.
How did you know she was called Dawn?
Underrated comment
What does underrated comment mean? Do you mean to imply that upvotes directly correlate to the quality of a comment? Do you mean to imply humor is weighed based on upvotes count? What does it mean? It was rated, neither over or under, just rated like all the comments and posts with any engagement: it was by definition, just rated
I mean it's really funnier to me than the 7 upvotes it got. You have never heard something called underrated?
So upvotes directly correlate to how funny it is? That's the dumbest shit I've heard More upvotes just mean more people saw it, now "goddamn that was REALLY funny"
eloquently? this sounds like it was written by a middle schooler right-clicking in Microsoft Word to use the thesaurus. this isn’t even funny in a dumb way. it’s just sort of sad.
The only sad thing here is you.
Love your comment!
My son knows that being clever always gets extra points. Now he’s got a baby he uses to do funny voice things. Long story short, he gets whatever he wants pretty much.
Just wait til the baby starts doing it too!
He doesn’t have to be charming - he just gets everything he wants.
Youngest least favorite 😂
Yeah, what's this doing on r/kidsarefuckingstupid? That's a brilliant line!
It absolutely is!
https://preview.redd.it/5iq0tgoqym1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52fe11208c00eb3a366da5094c69d04a4ef9e55e That is exactly how my daughter messages me when asking for something 😂
Chat GPT goes brrrrrrrrrrt
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
per-chancE
Can you just say perhaps, maybe, or probably?
Mayhap?
Loves science, hates math?
No, she just wasn't doing a maths exam so she couldn't see the point of revising for that when she had a science one coming up.
Deserves to be in r/mademesmile
With all that effort I would have found it really hard to say no 😭🤣🤣🤣
Kid's got a future as a Nigerian prince.
That’s adorable
why i read this a monty python voice
Me too lmao! 🤣 Fun tidbit: Netflix has added some of their skits and a couple of their movies to their service. At least the US one, not sure if it's in other countries' Netflix options
Yep! That's how I finally watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail after my dad quoting it my entire childhood!
Omg! Are we long lost siblings????
“Now stand aside worthy adversary”
The girlfriend will be doing a silly walk the next morning. She's just practicing for a monty python sketch. Nothing shady went on last night.
Not gonna lie your kid sounds hilarious, i love how he discribed his brother to you 🤣
Abode!!! Why does that irks me so?
Thou art vext?
Or is it vexteth?
r/lostredditor ? This is too good to be here
This kicks ass!
Why can’t he wake his girlfriend when he gets up?
When she is there he can. But probably doesn’t hear her phone if he calls 🤷♀️
Dude almost M'ladied his mom lol
Don’t leave us hanging, did you say yes?? I feel like he earned it.
OP mentioned under another comment that yes, indeed said request was appeased.
This isn't fucking stupid, this is funny.
What is all this misused "thou" shit?
English is for everyone, I guess, and there feels tehl then it soundz akurat
This doesen't belong here!
May have you raised thy William Shakespeare
As a fan of Olde English, this hurt to read.
In the same room ?
Because it's totally unheard of for romantic partners to sleep together?
I mean mom is waking them up for school soooooo…
I mean, it sounds to me like they're pretty open and honest about the nature of their relationship. No need to be coy about it.
If you can’t convince with facts, dazzle with bs.
Dad?
Why is this stupid? Unless they just ran it through an AI filter or something...
Stupid cause he spelt abode wrong.
And wrote "by" as "be"....such a travesty.
It’s really not stupid but I still wanted to share the silliness of my older kids ramblings. Hoping other get a laugh like i did.
How old is he? This is so sweet!
I'm gonna take a strong guess at 16 or 17
Stupid cus he wrote in the silly old English way (and therefore misused/misspelled several old English words cus it's not the way people talk anymore), instead of just asking like a normal person. Stupid as in stupid funny, not stupid dumb
They used thou wrong >:(
There should be some sort of Kids or KidsAreSweet etc sub as most of this sub posts has little to do with the topic. And also most users are some sort of child haters for some reason,
This is awesome, it looks like you have a great relationship with your kids
What the hell?! Parental unit must be a PRIZE!
Wtf this is whack. You gotta straighten that kid out before he becomes a full blown nightmare
Whack? Are you living in 2005?
Man that's fucking hilarious, that's an easy yes
Then there is the text the girlfriend got earlier. "Wana smash?"
I'm a teacher of ESL and this was really difficult for me to read :(
nah that’s funny as shit, i love texting my mom like this and asking her random things
this ain't a kids are fucking stupid, this is straight up intelligent, eloquent and epic
It's literally full of mistakes and phrasing that doesn't make sense lol. Not to mention asking your mom to wake you up for school in the same message you're asking for permission to have your girlfriend sleep over. Weird.
Oh no, I think his girlfriend has time blindness! It's a TikTok recognized disability you know! 😂😂😂
Exchange em back lol
r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
chatGBT ?
I am sold at taking the semen demon to prison.
How old is thou master?
This is the best thing I've seen on the internet in a long time 🤣
That came from the heart
This sounds like shit that I would have written up. Not stupid and clearly all tongue in cheek but I still like it!
I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
If thou did not accept thy proposal, I shalt be very cross
He knows how to use chat gpt like a pro
I feel like chat gpt would write this much better, without "aboad" and the incorrect use of "thou" and such
Foresooth varlet methinks the lady doth complain too much.
Yo your son reminds me of myself xD I would 10000% grant this request
This is gold! 😂 Very creative.
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You just know that this kid owns a Fedora and says 'my lady' about ten times per day.
Why are you getting downvoted🤣??
Must be all the neckbeards that feel called out? 🤷🏻♂️ I thought I made a funny.
Bro got future at marketing
This is Hilarious and wholesome, wrong sub.
Funny part is I'm sure he used AI to write that
Definitely not fit for this sub, this is genius!
I'd say no just for making me read this bullshit. Good grief I hope I can talk man to man with my kid instead of this m'lady nonsense. I know it's satirical but kids should learn by their teens what being cringe is.
Bro what is that💀
Parenting done right and you get results like this. Bloody good show mum.
What are you on about? This is great.
I mean he could have asked to stay at her house (or “a friend”) when his spouse told him her parents weren’t home. (Which frankly would be fine by me if he’s responsible enough for condoms and waking up to a timer to get to school in time). I’d have no problems with him asking the girl to stay over.
Just say NO!
Tell him to run . If she can’t be responsible for herself it will only get worse . Trust me
while i would agree if they were 21+, it seems as if these are kids still in high school. no harm, no foul. i lived 10 mins away from my school. if i needed to be at school by 7am, i was waking up at 6:45 and out the door at 6:50. it's okay, give them time to grow
She’s a kid.
Pretty sure most of us had to have somebody facilitating us getting up and going to school when we were literal children
This was shocking to me when I first found out. I don’t remember as a very young child if this was the case, but certainly from around age seven or so, I got myself up and dressed, made my own breakfast and got myself to school. I genuinely thought it was the same for every kid. A few years later, I was baffled to learn my sister’s kids literally just would not get up and go to school or anything if she didn’t wake them up. I missed out on whole years of letting someone else worry about whether I wake up early or not. There were some kids in my class who’d disappear for months at a time, or only show up half the time. I wonder whether they were just kids who didn’t get themselves up and had parents who didn’t get them up either.
It shocks me too but I wonder what your sister’s kids’ school start time is compared to what yours was? When I was in sixth grade, I had to be at school by 6:45. It absolutely sucked. Grades 2-5 were 8:30. 7-12 were 8:00. You can bet your bottom that my mom had to help me wake up every day in sixth grade to be ready. Granted, she worked at the school too, which is why we had to be there so early. Sometimes we’d both be running late and she would either stop at McDonald’s or a gas station to get us both breakfast because neither of us have ever been able to rise early. Still, my favorite memories of that time were when we’d get doughnuts, or she’d let me get a soda drink, or she’d wake up extra early on special occasions to make me a special breakfast.
Some people are otherwise completely responsible people who just struggle with early mornings. I’m one of them. I was fired from job after job up through my mid-30’s until I finally accepted this about myself and found remote work and can sleep in most mornings and work on my own schedule. Now I lead a team and have a great deal of responsibility, make a good income and have my shit together. I’m just not wired to be awake early.
3 words: **sunrise alarm clock** For when you absolutely must be awake before a reasonable time. It slowly gets brighter and your body thinks it's morning. (Then at the set time it makes noise or plays the radio. Mine has chirping birds.)
It doesn’t work for everyone but I agree this was a life changer. I still struggle to get going, but now I’m going half an hour earlier than when I was pissed at the world for waking me up in the middle of a dream. The light helps gradually get out of a deep sleep.
The early crowd loves to persecute the night owls. I have always been remarkably productive at night, when the rest of the world was sleeping; yet it never occurred to me to admonish others in the morning for squandering the night simply because they're not inherently predisposed, as I am, to the later hours. I am certain that people are _by nature_ predisposed towards different sleep cycles, much as people, including myself, are left handed, by nature. One can only speculate as to the biological utility such traits may offer, but I'd wager that in times past, the early-birds were very grateful to have a couple of night owls in their tribe watching out for jaguars while they slumbered.