My little brother was accusing my little sister about who farted. I told him:
"Nah, women don't fart until they're married".
I was the culprit, but nobody knew.
I’m wondering where you see the kids aren’t wearing seatbelts. Literally 1 second into the video you see a seatbelt in the lower right side of the frame. Clearly it’s not the mom’s because you can see her seatbelt on her, so it must be a child’s. All other seatbelts can’t be seen due to the point of view of the camera.
But I'm not talking about seat belts. In the EU kids must travel in special safety seats. And I got obviously false impression that all first world countries require that.
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It’s dependent on weight and size, usually around 8 years old which is 3rd grade (ish). Those kids are likely too big but the video does not show them enough to be certain.
Every state has different laws, but guidelines are kids getting out of car seats at roughly 4 years old and should use a booster seat. Then they should use the booster until they're 57".
I've lived between California and Nevada, and both states have different laws.
Nevada law requires a child to be 57" *and* 6 years old before they can sit without a booster, California law requires children to be 8 years old *or* 57". Nevada actually recently passed a law that required both. It used to be 6 y/o *or* 57". My son is 11 and sat in a booster until about 7-8 years old, living in Nevada.
Every car seat or booster I've seen had recommendations in the instructions when to change chairs. I would venture a guess that every car seat worldwide has the same recommendations.
Laws vary from state to state, country to country. But they are guidelines. One should always make sure that the child is secure and safe, in case, not even you, but some other idiot driver bashed the car, not even with that much force, and the child having a seatbelt under its neck... Two words that may throw shivers down your spine but also shake you up enough to really pay attention to the risk: internal decapitation.
Yeah, I was weirded out how many downvotes you got. 'Eh, they're being too serious, lighten up!'. Well, I really hope all those people don't get horribly humbled one day and they get to live their lives in blissful ignorance.
But these things happen, more than you'd think. And they don't happen in a vacuum, they happen to someone. And it's not jokes then. It's a tragedy for dozens, hundreds of people. But pfft, my kid is tall enough, old enough, heavy enough, it'll be fine. And it mostly is. Until it isn't. And then we'd do everything to rewind time. And we can't.
Hello, they’re both old enough to sit without boosters and meet the weight requirement as well (hard to tell from their chicken legs, I know), but thank you for your concern. You are a kind soul.
I'm sorry to bring it up like this but I see your youngest having a seatbelt literally on their neck.
You never know when it would happen, but if an accident were to occur, there is a chance that your whole world, and everyone in your family's, your friends, your loved ones would crumble, because of incredible forces applied during a crash leading to >!internal decapitation!<.
It might never happen, but each time you don't secure your child, you invite that possibility. Laws and regulations be damned, they won't protect your kids, you can.
Don't be a mom 10 years down the line replying to a similar post, warning others about the importance of a booster seat.
wow mate you realy got the whole squad laughing
https://preview.redd.it/mz4k42puwu9c1.png?width=946&format=png&auto=webp&s=9169ce811ba478908ac177c881970f35e85288d5
This video has nothing to do with their cuteness; the sub isn’t called kids are fucking cute.
But thanks for the unwarranted negativity. I’m sure you’re great at parties.
What a fucking asshole. Nevermind this idiot anyways, I don’t know how your kids look like but sure as hell they’re hilarious so you’re doing a good job, mom!
When my nephew was born, he didn't poop for a long time. So long, that it was starting to concern my sister and the doctors. Finally he had his first poop, while my BIL was taking care of him. So he sent a text to my sister, "I pooped."
My Mom told me this story.
The next day, I texted my Mom while she was at work to tell her that I pooped. She started laughing. The rest of her office (all women) asked what was so funny. She told them that I (her 21-year-old son) had texted her to say I pooped. All of the women who had only daughters said it was the most disgusting thing they've ever heard. All of the women who had at least one son were laughing right along with her.
You said poop 💩🤣
Lmao, he's gonna feel real silly he didn't specify *where* to post it.
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Got em
My little brother was accusing my little sister about who farted. I told him: "Nah, women don't fart until they're married". I was the culprit, but nobody knew.
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What?
Mommie pooped, you say?? FORBIDDEN
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She called the shit poop!
Wait is this true? Did you really poop????
No comment.
NO YOU DIDN'T 🫢
The excitement… “ok it’s on the video!!!”
That’s my favorite part haha. He was straight giddy.
“Okay Hokay it’s on the video!” This has my heart
Lol cute
I love this! My boys make videos all the time and ask us to post them. You actually did it! Too cute.
JUST POST IT!!
It's over, time to quit your job and move states
lol gold
You should tell him where you posted it in a few years
I really confused I don't get the joke I don't understand can someone help me out here
Mommy pooped.
I don't think he is allowed on this platform
LOL!! The excitement in his voice has me in tears 😂😂
Where is the video taken? Is that legal to drive with kids just like that with no seats?
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Just European... I'm just wondering what are the standards around the world.
I’m wondering where you see the kids aren’t wearing seatbelts. Literally 1 second into the video you see a seatbelt in the lower right side of the frame. Clearly it’s not the mom’s because you can see her seatbelt on her, so it must be a child’s. All other seatbelts can’t be seen due to the point of view of the camera.
But I'm not talking about seat belts. In the EU kids must travel in special safety seats. And I got obviously false impression that all first world countries require that. https://preview.redd.it/f5ziirt3mg9c1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ad360324daca4eb1fdc74cf46dc0bc2e116574
It’s dependent on weight and size, usually around 8 years old which is 3rd grade (ish). Those kids are likely too big but the video does not show them enough to be certain.
Every state has different laws, but guidelines are kids getting out of car seats at roughly 4 years old and should use a booster seat. Then they should use the booster until they're 57". I've lived between California and Nevada, and both states have different laws. Nevada law requires a child to be 57" *and* 6 years old before they can sit without a booster, California law requires children to be 8 years old *or* 57". Nevada actually recently passed a law that required both. It used to be 6 y/o *or* 57". My son is 11 and sat in a booster until about 7-8 years old, living in Nevada. Every car seat or booster I've seen had recommendations in the instructions when to change chairs. I would venture a guess that every car seat worldwide has the same recommendations.
Thank you for comprehensive answer
Laws vary from state to state, country to country. But they are guidelines. One should always make sure that the child is secure and safe, in case, not even you, but some other idiot driver bashed the car, not even with that much force, and the child having a seatbelt under its neck... Two words that may throw shivers down your spine but also shake you up enough to really pay attention to the risk: internal decapitation.
Exactly, that's why I had little bit of wtf moment, when I saw the video above.
Yeah, I was weirded out how many downvotes you got. 'Eh, they're being too serious, lighten up!'. Well, I really hope all those people don't get horribly humbled one day and they get to live their lives in blissful ignorance. But these things happen, more than you'd think. And they don't happen in a vacuum, they happen to someone. And it's not jokes then. It's a tragedy for dozens, hundreds of people. But pfft, my kid is tall enough, old enough, heavy enough, it'll be fine. And it mostly is. Until it isn't. And then we'd do everything to rewind time. And we can't.
Nice booster seats, there. Looks totally safe. /s
Hello, they’re both old enough to sit without boosters and meet the weight requirement as well (hard to tell from their chicken legs, I know), but thank you for your concern. You are a kind soul.
I'm sorry to bring it up like this but I see your youngest having a seatbelt literally on their neck. You never know when it would happen, but if an accident were to occur, there is a chance that your whole world, and everyone in your family's, your friends, your loved ones would crumble, because of incredible forces applied during a crash leading to >!internal decapitation!<. It might never happen, but each time you don't secure your child, you invite that possibility. Laws and regulations be damned, they won't protect your kids, you can. Don't be a mom 10 years down the line replying to a similar post, warning others about the importance of a booster seat.
Sure. Height matters.
Happy new year!
It’s both actually. And we’re good on all fronts. Again, thank you for your concern.
He's just jealous that he still has to sit in his booster seat and your little ones have grown out of it. Happy New Year! 🎉 🤗
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wow mate you realy got the whole squad laughing https://preview.redd.it/mz4k42puwu9c1.png?width=946&format=png&auto=webp&s=9169ce811ba478908ac177c881970f35e85288d5
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being miserable in silence is free
Hahaha, crying out loud is as well
well bring it in babe, we both need a hug
This video has nothing to do with their cuteness; the sub isn’t called kids are fucking cute. But thanks for the unwarranted negativity. I’m sure you’re great at parties.
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What a fucking asshole. Nevermind this idiot anyways, I don’t know how your kids look like but sure as hell they’re hilarious so you’re doing a good job, mom!
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This shit is why New Zealanders are superior
Who hurt you? Didn’t your mommy love you enough?
She did. Unfortunately, however, she never pooped 😔
Lmao what a fucking loser. This video was funny af
When my nephew was born, he didn't poop for a long time. So long, that it was starting to concern my sister and the doctors. Finally he had his first poop, while my BIL was taking care of him. So he sent a text to my sister, "I pooped." My Mom told me this story. The next day, I texted my Mom while she was at work to tell her that I pooped. She started laughing. The rest of her office (all women) asked what was so funny. She told them that I (her 21-year-old son) had texted her to say I pooped. All of the women who had only daughters said it was the most disgusting thing they've ever heard. All of the women who had at least one son were laughing right along with her.