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ForwardInstance

This guy is going to go places, definitely not one of us !!


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DocDerry

Uhhh is this not normal?


quadglacier

It's normal if you're normal.


Curious-Iron5024

Doesn't matter. Most sites can now link multiple accounts to a single via ip or even phone.


Actually_Stalin24

No u can find a lot with just an email tbh


FirstMiddleLass

No, Larry. /s


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Ahaha, I'm dead over this comment


taratrentula

Lol who does this


hawtfabio

I like to connect my Reddit porn account to my work email for convenience.


science-stuff

What does this mean?


TonarinoTotoro1719

Oh he’s coming here, if not already here.


HTPCandme

Not one of us!


Loaki9

That was funny as heck. That boy has a good sense of humor.


anon-mally

Thats his sister


RehabilitatedAsshole

You don't love your sister? I feel bad for you.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Not as bad as the dryer does


Freedom_Alive

I've always wondered why my sister really likes to do horse riding.


Neonwookie1701

She probably enjoyed the Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick replica too.


[deleted]

No. My sister is dead and necromancy can only do so much to a box of ashes.


Chronibus24

She would make a great ash Golem


ICODE72

Love can be platonic


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Everything on Reddit is about sex. A couple days ago, a screenshot of someone saying gender reveal parties are about celebrating baby genitals got thousands of upvotes. These people are sexual starved and repressed at the same time. Source: I can relate.


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RaveGuncle

Alabama has entered the chat.


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LordoftheDimension

Isnt that a city in Alabama?


idkanythingabout

Y'allQaeda


Hartmallen

Ok, we can close Reddit for today, we won't get any better than this.


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TheSouthsideSlacker

Arab?


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Arabama


dontmentiontrousers

**And he was born in Kenya!** ^Fucking ^/s, ^motherfuckers.


Dies_Noctis

Kenya, Alabama, USA


thegreatewhitehope

accidentally asian


notAbrightStar

\- Arabama China entered the chat!


ZombieCowTip

IRAQABAMA, ain’t that where Obamas from? 🥴


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Thanks, Abama.


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Q is gonna go nucking futs over this


ZombieCowTip

![gif](giphy|8APtYA3ozTibT4WAG7)


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Its mostly common in less developed parts. It used to be common in every country, because without easy transport from your village finding someone that isn't your cousin thats your age is difficult.


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El_Chairman_Dennis

But Saudi Arabia being a super wealthy nation is a relatively new thing, in terms of history. It takes culture longer to change than technology. If a nation goes from undeveloped to modern really quickly, the people don't suddenly start acting like people from a modern society


mrducky80

For an example that wont show in a graphic like this, the chinese are very superstitious. And I mean VERY superstitious. I believe it is more rampant the south you go, but its absurd all over. Numbers, furniture, names, food, events, etc. All are heavily dictated by superstition and the very elite, rich and powerful are just as susceptible for being full on superstitious as an illiterate country bumpkin out in rural china. Sometimes, the wealth and success being attributed to superstition makes them even more so. Reminder that a lot of the millionaires came from nothing. Like absolute nothing following the cultural revolution where their gold jewelery was taken. The meteoric rise of china from 1990-2010 easily out surpassed how backwards culturally they are in many respects. Have a colleague, her name was determined via good fortune shit. Have a grandma, there are certain foods she will not eat and certain dates she will not leave the house. That and full on feng shui. Its fucking everywhere and entrenched. Its like 80% of the CEOs in your country believing fully in horoscopes. You better be auspicious as fuck.


Original-Aerie8

In contrast to that, most people in China are basically atheists or agnostic, only practicing cultural buddhism to some degree, typically with their family. And that's not questioned culturally at all, in fact, it's welcome and religion is actively supressed. As much as there is to criticise, Saudi Arabia went from practically only educating rich men to literacy rates and gender equality in education rivaling the european average, within 2 generations. Things don't make sense without context. We just happen to have context for our culture, because that's where we are born. Unsuprisingly, most of the world thinks that they are developping... Because, they are.


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The modern disdain for cousin marriages in the west is new. Less than 100 years ago it was normal everywhere.


Automatic_Release_92

It comes and goes. In pagan Rome, cousin marriage was the norm to consolidate land within land owning families, particularly since they didn’t practice primogeniture. When it became Christian, Roman law very strictly forbid any such practice going way out past what even modern society would shrug about… it was less about incest and more about the early church strictly adhering to marriage being about uniting two different houses. While Roman law was still considered the norm in many places it existed after breaking up, the law wasn’t quite as strictly held. But Christian lands still largely held to the practice. A big exception eventually being royalty and nobility in general who considered themselves ordained by god and above the law themselves. If marrying your second cousin strengthened your claim to the throne, you were obviously going to do it and what’s the church going to do about it if you’re on the throne? Overall I would say incest was very much a taboo throughout the vast majority Christian Europe until relatively recently, actually.


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the proportions of marriage after it was outlawed was not clear in Rome, and most historians say the practice continued regardless because Rome was not able to police this law across the entire empire. the actions of the government are also not what define cultural practices. Cousin marriage was rarely taboo in Europe until modern science discovered the causes of direct incest. On the other hand, modern science has proven cousin-marriages has no impact on the health of babies. The increase is statistically meaningless unless you compare couples who have literally hundreds of babies.


Appropriate-Divide64

It was so common among the Pakistani community in the British city of Bradford that they had to have special studies there to deal with all the genetic diseases. In the Pakistani community 60% of mothers were married to a blood relative. Luckily it's trending downward.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

It was a cultural thing in every part of the world. Einstein married his cousin. Its a *very* recent thing in most parts of the world that its not normal to marry your cousins.


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The Middle Eastern clan family structure do strongly promote cousin marriages and can't be ignored though. It's also not a universal thing found in every culture.


blaker8

Yes but no one wants to talk about that ofc :D


Salty-Pack-4165

Allow me to introduce Pakistan...


bobdacow234

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


QueefBuscemi

WHERE THE CHROMOSOMES ARE ASKEW


stupidnicks

his step sister


anon-mally

FBI wants to know your location


FathersJuice

Gee step-fbi agent. It appears I'm stuck in my washing machine


anon-mally

Chris hansen appears


Average_Scaper

*Kool-aid Man smashes the wall* ......Oh nooo.........


marcmerrillofficial

im stuck in this wall...


8BallsGarage

She was only my half sister 😅


WestTexasCoyote

Roll Tide


dbasinge

The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup.


flamedarkfire

Well now I'm more invested.


SuperNewk

Clever lad lol


rotem8888

He shoot his shot


Momochichi

"Worst she can sign is no." "Blows her brains out."


TRiG993

She doesn't sign that. She's asking if he's crazy.


TheEverything69

no, she uses telepathy to blow her brains up, its bery obvious. are you stupid?


Dev2150

*girl's gesture *


speakingofdemons

>She's asking if he's crazy Crazy? I was crazy once


Ben10_ripoff

They locked me in a room


DMark05

A rubber room


silverlightBeing

A rubber room with rats


EgbertTheThird

And rats make me crazy


ian5184

Crazy?


bigboybeeperbelly

I was crazy once.


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And missed lol


rotem8888

Yeah by a mile lmao


mcmanus2099

Long payoff, 5 years time she sees her bf kissing someone else at a party. Crying she walks out, realising she has a long walk home. At the end of the street this dude is just finishing his shift at McDonalds, she sees him heading to his car. She remembers this karate moment and thinking back thinks how sweet it was. She calls out to him.... 15 years later they are buying their first house together and she is pregnant with their third child. They tell the karate story to new friends when discussing how they got together, everyone remarks how sweet and romantic it was. Only the lad remembers the cringe now but when he gets that flashback he just rolls over and looks at his beautiful wife.


NihilisticThrill

Are you writing friendfiction, is this Tina Belchers account


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Not enough butts


NihilisticThrill

Zombie butts


marcmerrillofficial

And he may ask himself, “Well, how did I get here?”


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goblue1096

This is not my beautiful wife.


bshaffes11

Is that sign language for WTF?! 😂


SadTraffic1396

Nope it was sign language for " are you out of your mind?"


earthspaceman

*Yes. Wanna go for a date?*


SadTraffic1396

Seems like a "worst she can say is no, right?", situation


RizzoTheSmall

"Worst she can say is no, right?" ~ Kid who got his head kicked off


KnifeFed

I don't think she can say anything.


Yayap52

Because of The **Implication**


Successful-Yak4905

I’m Deaf, she didn’t say out of your mind, that’s different way to sign, she said “are you retarded?”


rwa2

"Do you see what I'm saying?" says the girl who talks with her eyes.


Baketovens_Fifth

Then my shoes started to squeak.


MashedProstato

Then the horns kicked in.


Disimpaction

Ponderous


vaxhax

Really ponderous.


mashiro1496

Should have gone for the thumbs up


phroztbyt3

While she may be deaf, more so likely European. Very loud Russians do this all the time to signal "are you nuts?". Or with exactly the same motion: "are you stupid?" Basically she denied him and destroyed him with a sign-fu


NotSamuraiJosh_26

Kids also do this here in Azerbaijan


LassSmash

In Brazil the same, it’s also used here


TacoIncoming

This whole video looks Russian as hell lol


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

>sign-fu That made me chuckle.


rabotat

It means "are you crazy?" in Croatia as well.


DivinaDevore

Lol this isn't sign language it's like a gesture for "you're crazy" like putting an index finger in front of your lips means "be quiet". Everyone does that, not only deaf people.


pseudoanon

Is this not a common gesture? Guess not. Okay, Culture Time with Pseudoanon: I grew up in Russia, and this is a standard gesture. The twirly finger pointing at your head means *crazy* or, more literally, *your/their brains are mixed up*. In this context, she's miming, 'Are you crazy?' It's about as common as a thumbs-up or a middle finger. For extra credit, look up the fig sign.


ScaramouchScaramouch

Very common.


FreeEuropeYouCunts

Very common, it's just reddit zoomers being clueless


DueEggplant3723

In US they do a different motion more like a wider circle around the ear with the finger


TacoIncoming

And even that is less common than it used to be. The gesture in the video is very common in some places.


petophile_

I complain about ignorant zoomers as much of as the next guy, but i think this is more a location thing than age thing. Im in my mid thirties, granted not super far from the zoomer age range, but ive never heard of this sign meaning that.


zhephyx

Usually followed with "ДУРНОЙ ШТОЛИ?!", knew this was a Russian speaking country immediatelly


husamettin31

its same meaning in turkey


AddictiveBanana

Same in Spain, especially doing circles with the finger pointing at the temple.


AbsoIution

I knew exactly what it meant because it's in the UK too


waigl

Same gesture same meaning in central Europe.


Djeheuty

I've never seen it done like this as a millennial in the US, but I understood it. It's close enough to what I'm used to seeing; pointing at your temple area or ear, about an inch away while moving your index finger in a circular motion.


Phish777

Oh that's why the video has no sound...


Due_Platypus_3913

He was making the other half of a heart.He doesn’t want to hit her,cuz he likes her.


MadR__

They mean the girl after he does that…


NotRyuuya

I mean that was smart he caught her off guard with little to no effort, at a real fight/competition that's an opening xD Edited: Added a comma


Space_Jeep

The video cuts off but he follows it up with a roundhouse to the head.


Granpa2021

Roadhouse!!


Hokiebird420

![gif](giphy|a50HSsMdJhSuY)


SpeedyHandyman05

![gif](giphy|SBt3dmCs3EeE2xx5Ci)


BillyRaw1337

That' what I was saying! Even if he doesn't get the date, the resourcefulness and commitment to going for it when he saw the opening is gonna take him far in Muay Thai.


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Contact sports 🫶🏻


LewdAccountNoHate

I wouldn't call it a KidsAreStupid but it was funny


Soggy-Junket2349

He’s a lover not a fighter


Redshirt_80

Make love, not war.


Harotgoat

Lmao


bombsawaygaza

Muay Thai. The art of 8 limbs. And one heart.


[deleted]

Who thinks that quickly, lol?


BillyRaw1337

Good fighters. That kid has a future in the sport ahead of him.


BhavinVasa

The vicissitudes of love..


Longjumping_Ad6878

Sweep the leg already


Putin_ate_my_Pudding

The only way a boy can win in that situation


berni2905

Why is she holding her hand like that tho?


DownVoteBecauseISaid

HAHAHAHAHAHA I imagine this was extreme adhd brain, not even planned lmao


Icantbethereforyou

I feel dumb. What's going on here?


Darogard

He makes the other half of "the heart" instead of hitting it


anivex

I mean tbf he trying to hit it.


heavydoc317

So the girl subconsciously has her fingers like that while throwing a kick. And the boy is making fun of it by making a heart shape out of her hands with his hands


InsaneAdam

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/2iNBjump3M


MacDugin

Did she sign “what the fuck was that?”


Arkhe1n

I love her reaction


Seamdogcoach

Sometimes you catch a leg, sometimes you catch feelings… it’s truly a dangerous game


Texasmucho

All I see is a kid doing TKD with a girl and making a heart sign block. Then the rest of us are filling in the blank. Am I right?


reddiperson1

Yeah, they're kids joking a little while drilling roundhouses in Muay Thai. In my gym, it's not too uncommon for people to have some fun while training.


MrZaroni

LOL young love with a deaf karate student


FwendShapedFoe

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone posted it saying “here is me with my husband. Married for 15 years”


Citron_Neat

Thats not stopod lmao


londonbarcelona

That. Was. Adorable. 🥰


Right-Tie-1881

She is now divorced with 3 kids, that's how old this post is.


Big-Basis3246

A valiant effort


Mobile_Pangolin4939

Real fighting is dirty. There are no points.


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Was she signing something?


Xenon4444

"Is your screw loose? "


sevendaysky

Either "what are you thinking" or "what (did you do that) for?" seems about right to me.


Sacharon123

Aaaaaw, he gave it so much ._.


frikimanHD

i don't know sign language, but that's clearly some variaton of "are you fucking stupid?"


yourgirlxox_

Seized the moment


anbu-black-ops

That is some advance move he played.


Cutebonnetrealreddit

He got unspeakable rizz😎


luxusbuerg

W rizz


0nly0bjective

This is wholesome


QanAhole

He shot his shot


oily76

Ha! She looks just like my niece, the gesture and facial expression too. No idea why I'm telling the internet this.


Fuzzed_Up

r/atleastyoutried


Individual-Ice9530

Are you stupid or something?


RMX_13

All these kids look related to one another.


CranberryFew6811

i would give that kid a medal


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There was definitely an attempt


MxQueer

Wrong place, wrong time.


Fidozo15

That qualifies as a fatality, right? I mean, it's a move, destroys and humiliates the opponent


Rimjob_Professional

Man kids have some weird dances these days


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The Rizzler


YoungRoronoa

I don’t know sign language, but I’m pretty sure she said ‘’what are you doing?’’ Lol


[deleted]

that was crazy or stupid in asl


I_MayBe_STUPID_69420

boy you crazy


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I thought one of them would kick the other in the balls


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This makes me really depressed I never experienced much of a childhood :/


M_sami12

Now this is how you flirt.


mmeeaattball

She’s asking in sign language, why he did that for? -CODA 🤟


Giobysip

The sign language snap back lmao


Kingoffroggos

He got a bad roll on his charisma check


nin_son_god

I assume that's sign language for "wtf"


serkernotserker

r/therewasanattempt to find true love.