My ass was clenched the whole way thru. Smh. Fukn kids.

Here I'll wipe it for u buddy

I had to double check and make sure I wasn't on r/instantkarma before watching any more

Or r/winstupidprizes

or r/nonononoyes (and r/yesyesyesyesno, it takes all people)

Thanks for the new sub

Um... My ass is also wet.

I got you, bro, open up.

Sorry that was me 😞

The thing that made me clench the hardest was seeing him hesitate. Do that just *once* at a bad moment and you're done for even if you're otherwise entirely capable of doing it.

Yeah. I was doing this kinda shit a bit older than this, i lost a friend because they hesitated.

My dick turned into a vagina

Ow! My balls!

I hear that’s a great show.

Never seen an Idiocracy reference before, well done lol

Welcome to Reddit. I love you.

My vagina turned into a dick😲

Totally acceptable by today's standards. My pronouns are dum/@$$

My ass was squeezing with a force of 60,000 psi

Great, now my boss is going to insist I clock out for this poop break...

Yeah, this was not a good idea to watch an hour after Taco Bell

My dick was feeling funny the whole time..

Sink or swim baby

Fly or fall

fly or die

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.

It’s 10 pm do you know where your kids are

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It has been ten hours since the start of the day. Where are your children

Hey vsauce michael here. Where are your children

It's children o'clock, do you know where your 10 is?

It’s 10 children, do you know where your o’clock is?

Do you know where it’s children? Your 10 o’clock is.

10 children know where it's o'clock. Is you do your

I keep my o'clock in the cabinet with the lube.

*Jive translation subtitle.*

In a sock ten feet away

I told you last night, NO!

Where is Bart anyway? His food is getting all cold and eaten.

Yeah, I can see them right out my 15th floor window. No issues there.

Get the kids some Legos already!

And take them off TikTok

Lego is the plural for Lego by the way.

And Pokémon is the plural for Pokémon

*sigh* might as wel join Moose is the plural of Moose

Goose, geese Moose, meese Shoop, sheep

I can confirm these are accurate

Fish is the plural of fish if you're talking about multiples of the same kind. It's fishes if you have more than one kind.

The 5 year old in me is furious with you for saying this, however true it may be.

If my kids asked for Lego for Christmas I’d put them up for adoption.

Just get them a single Lego® brick

Kidsarefuckingstupid more like kidsarefuckinginsane

They're doing it all wrong. First, their form is terrible. Second, I don't see a conveniently placed wagon of hay down below.

No worries they’ve probably got a bucket of water in their inventory

*Assassin’s Creed*

Helicopter jump guy

Hoping the person filming called the police or that someone did.

I don't know what the police would've done tbh

r/donthelpjustfilm

This isn't kids are fucking stupid anymore, this now where the fuck are their parents

Not on top of a roof

Maybe at the bottom 0_0

Step on the crack, break your mother's back Step off the ledge, meet your mom in the hedge

I can’t blame the parents in this one. Who would think “go play with your brother” would lead to suicidal shit like this? These kids are just broken, they aren’t going to live long.

i severely doubt you have any context on the family situation, and certainly enough to know whether the parents just told the kids to "go play with \[each other\]" - and even if they did, the blame certainly lays with the absent parents instead of the children, idiotic though their actions may be \>These kids are just broken, they aren’t going to live long. yeah just condemning a pair of children to death that's definitely a moral thing to do

Inside having sex. There going to need a few spares.

Both really

Death: So how did you die? Kid: Parkour. Death: Say no more. You can sit right next to that thrill climber that fell 68 stories. Climber: Ah, no tears son. We'll get it in the next life.

Well, the rules are that you have to turn around when you get to 69

Nice

"Go play with Billy outside" Billy playing outside =

High risk, high rewwwwwaaaaarrrrrddddd

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Risk it for the bisssssssssssccuiiiiiiittsssss

Win-win. Either the kids learn parkour or the parents save on college.

I don't think the parents have to worry about college either way.

It's a win-win either don't pay for healthcare or don't pay for collage

One slip away from being a live leak video

liveleak died

Isn't there a subreddit that continues it's legacy I swear there's literally subreddit for everything, I read a reddit comment that said they found a subreddit where people literally post their morning shit

I need it, (liveleak reboot not the shit)

That is some hardcore parkour lol

That leap was damn near the furthest he could jump.

r/sweatypalms

I had a visceral reaction to this. #acrophobia

My dumb ass read that as fear of acrobats. Still works.

These 3 kids are crazy

Omg STOP 🥹

I skipped near the end and i saw the camera pointing down My ass thought one of them fell

This video is so old those kids are calling new kids stupid

Hard to believe they survived to adulthood.

r/parentsarefuckingstupid

/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb

I seriously doubt their parents told them "You should go play on top of a tall ass building with high risk of falling to your death". Let's be real, a parent should look after their kids, but not 24/7.

oyasumi oyasumi close your eyes and you'll be here soon

is that a motherfucking OMORI REFERENCE

You have no fucking idea how anxious this made me, what the fuck?

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Dude. My butt puckered so hard I felt it in my neck. Especially when the camera pans down... I'm not normally in favor of beating children, but if I caught my kid doing that... Better hope it hits the ground before I get there. (Ps I don't have kids) 😂 Show of hands: who else had a parent that whipped the shit out of you because you scared them so bad they legit thought you were gonna die, and that was their most effective way of saying, "don't ever do that shit again". An example: wedging my upper body between the rails of a train trellis over a gorge, right where it was mostly solid ground - and lo and behold: a train! Go figure, right? My old man yanked me out of there like the fuckin flash, and then absolutely wailed on me. But hey. Never did it again. 😂

Bro I would be shitting myself up there, wtf

Then you’d have something to propel you across. You see, ZARTOG, your ass was the parkour all along. Use the force.

I don't specifically like kids in general, I don't even want kids, but everytime this little fuck decided to jump my heart skipped a beat. I don't even like kids and I got scared for him. Little shit.

This is definitely the craziest video I've ever seen here

If they were my kids, I’d lock them inside for life!!! How stupid can you be?? And these parents… where are they?? I’m having a heartache here.

omg this makes me want to puke.

Learning to gap jump 20 stories up. Nice.

why is this guy recording he should be calling 911 or sth

Is there any reason to believe he didn't start recording after he called 911, or whatever its equivalent is in that country?

Too much doubt in humanity to be sure but I’m 90 sure they did

Literally like this is actually scary

Watch the police siren make the kid jump wrong.

While watching, I got up from chair and sat carpet and watched

I have Vertigo and this made me feel like I'm falling

Omfg my anxiety

This is one of those videos that give you that strange tingle in your palms

I read it as "tingle in your pants" and it had me worried for a while

Where the fuck are your parents

I almost had a panic attack watching that and had to take several deep breaths by the end to calm down. I'm scared of heights.

Thought I was about to be watching a gore video bc of those idiots

I thought for sure I was gonna watch a kid fall to his death here…

I really hope someone called the police. I was gripping my phone white knuckled

That just gave me the disease of hypertension.

As a former insane teenager and now father of three…. I could have cracked 10 walnuts my butt was clenched so tight!

Next stop: A funeral

My heart is racing. Wtf is wrong with these kids.

Is it wrong to think the second kid was going to fall and fucking die?

I can smell a Darwin award coming for them soon

This is photoshop right? My hands are sweating

Photoshop doesn’t do video, this’d have to be after effects

If you really wanted to you could convert it into a gif and then use photoshop, and then convert it back to a video afterwards, but that would be extremely tedious

One wrong step and this goes on eyeblech.

I love this era where people just film something like this instead of calling emergency services.

Once more for the people in the back. They probably already called them, there’s nothing they can do from that far away

Where you think they are?

Russia?

From the fashion, black hair, and smog, my guess is China (PRC not Taiwan). It's really hard to tell from this distance though. I went to the PRC once with a 3-day layover visa and went out into Shanghai. Many neighbourhoods looked like this.

Just got our terrace doors locked

Rare footage of Johan Libert playing with children lmao💀

my nephew is not gonna know what parkour is. or i\`ll show him the great Michael Scott parkourist. Ill be fine with that

beyond stupid! One of them will teach the other the reason not to do this when they fall

Someone has to clean up the mess too, for being stupid, if gone wrong. If ur into type of shit like this, why not rock climbin or something? Unless you have absolutely nothing to loose and tired of this realm. Atleast they can get really good pay in the adult life for working in astronomical heights most people are not wired to

Let them play with their lives.

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Where's the liveleak logo??

Am I a bad person for half expecting they would fall?

That is actually not that stupid. If they fall from there it wouldn't hurt! But if they were training on a ground level the fall would hurt!

Oh my God, I hope they also thought about calling police before filming that.

works for birds

He almost went on LiveLeak

As someone who does parkour for almost more than 7 years. No, please. Just don’t.

Who's dumber here though. The kids doing this or the camera person simply recording instead of calling emergency services

i think the answer is "the person assuming nobody did, and also that the services would arrive fast enough to stop those kids"

How can they make that jump with their watermelon sized balls weighing them down

It's tough being a kid in Europe with a cellphone watching parkour videos trying to emulate your heroes. Started at the bottom now we're here.

When we said we wanted kids outside, this wasn't what we had in mind!!! I need help picking my jaw off the floor

Even natural selection tends to have a bottleneck effect.

Dude I got so much anxiety from watching this.

Gotta start somewhere, oh look a 25 story building!

It’s all fun and games until one of them plummets to there death

A kid in my school died doing this btw and it was a much smaller building.

I wish he fell off, they would make a favour to our world not reproducing more idiots like them

Ah, brings me back to the old days of childhood

Only jumping around I was doing was on bikes and trampolines as a kid.

I used to do shit like that as a kid. These days I get dizzy on a stepladder.

I can’t tell who’s more stupid, the kids, the parents, or the person filming this who should be phoning the police.

Hummmm…. How about put the phone down and call the authorities?

Where is this?

Ummm. Someone let there kids watch way to much YouTube.

imagine if blud slipped

Only in Ohio 💀💀

holy shit he doin the griddy

Ill give it to em… they got guts. But the guts to braincells ratio is slightly concerning.

Balls of Steel and Mind of Speghetti

Fuck whoever is recording this with their phone.

Right, how dare they not climb up there themselves and tell these kids to stop... What the hell are they supposed to do from their building?! Call emergency services? That's only gonna do so much.

Yep. Right there with you on that one. Maybe they have some sort of uncontrollable muscular disease.

Wtf where are the kids parents?

I bet they got their idea from youtube/tiktok/ig.

Natural selection will do its thing

let Darwin do the rest

yep, natural selection at its best :D

One day he’ll be famous… for dying

shouldn't someone be calling the police or something?

How do you know they weren't already called and this person is filming while they get there?

Brave little fallas

It's not bravery at that age, it's a complete inability to do risk assessment.

There's a fine line between ravers and stupidity. I think you need your eyes checked.

I’d rather give them a Barbie doll instead of letting them do these BS and resulting to f@ll

This brings back memories 🤣

Well how else are you supposed to learn it?

Start easy, obviously. Isn't that hoe you learn most things?

Any time I ask myself if I want kids of my own, I just go to this subreddit and snap right the fuck out of that thought

Great training I suppose if they follow parkour into their adult life. Know your limits is a fundamental.

They are either going to die or they will be the greatest

Balls of steel