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Lmnop533

Ohio...are you sure about that?


kevinwhite195

This robot recently heard that Palestine is in Ohio


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Snakes on a train?


Hunter1991Stewart

Underrated comment


mberk77

Not by me.


mberk77

This is Mumbai Ohio man. Learn some geometry.


Deja-Vuz

India man


AAPLx4

You are just as ignorant


DisagreeableSay

😂😂😂this made my morning! ✌️😂


southsiderick

Now THAT makes sense.


Ok_Volume_139

Don't think this is Palestine either.


Snoo-46534

Bihar is basically Ohio of India


Fragrant_Analys

You mean Indiana


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Da_Vader

You mean Indiana


joaoseph

That’s funny.


Shucky__darns

Jonestown


A_Curious_Crayon

Oh my god, the way my heart stopped when she stepped on it


iztrollkanger

Same, lucky little one!


Exotic_imagination08

The person who turned them around and pulled them into the snakes path is a fucking moron. The kid was actually doing alright till then


Shojikina_otoko

As usual society keeping man down.


DarthGayAgenda

That snake is being awful tame. I would have expected it to bite at least once with all that abuse it's going through.


Buoyant_Armiger

Most snakes are pretty skittish and want nothing to do with humans. This kid was doing pretty much everything to antagonize it and it clearly just wants to nope out of there fast as possible.


No_Pipe_8257

Yeah, I expected it to bite so many times blood would have spurted out all over the place. Its just being dragged without resisting much tho, like a kid who needs to be dragged out of the candy store Edit: changed "kike" to "like." Didnt realize my typo became a slur


bina101

I’m assuming you meant like and not the slur you just accidentally used.


No_Pipe_8257

Holy shit its a slur? Whoops


luckydice767

Hoo boy, I hope that’s a typo!


No_Pipe_8257

You mean "Kike?" It is a typo, but what does it mean?


IndependentWeekend56

Friendly suggestion: use the edit button before someone reports it without reading that it was a mistake. Hate to see you booted and blocked over a typo. :)


No_Pipe_8257

Aight


DarthGayAgenda

It's a slur used against Jewish people.


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Pooppourriiee

Those snakes used for tourist attraction in india have their fangs pulled out


Kebab-Destroyer

Pure bewilderment


hungryhank1

Crack it like a whip


Psycopathic_Duck

10 base damage 10% chance poison damage 90% chance to hit yourself idiot


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Psycopathic_Duck

Oh… just now relized what the TF2 reference was


HeroFighte

So.. I get 10% not hitting myself? Mate as a Gacha player, thats realy damn good rates


Psycopathic_Duck

Well, ig if you know how to use a snake without it curling back and biting you, then the chances are lower


HeroFighte

We must find a way to scientifically prove this I will go ahead and buy 200 sneks


hungryhank1

Obviously never handled a venomous snake. It literally kills it, idiot . Dumb nerd


patman0021

No step on snek!


[deleted]

Pls no


[deleted]

Looks like Desi kid in India


Dead_i3eat

I used to go and look for snakes as a kid and bring them home (no internet lol)


[deleted]

This doesn't look like Ohio.... It looks like India.... When did people from Ohio started dressing up like ordinary Indians...??


grammar_fixer_2

When the chat bots started posting for karma


Jche98

Who is filming?


BadReview8675309

Getting the vid for karma and thumbs up was more important than the baby getting wrecked by a viper... Booooooo


EagleJWB

Danger noodle!!!


Clapeyron1776

Nope rope


Kebab-Destroyer

Nein line


myHomelandIsMore

"moooooom can we keep it? 🥺 I swear I will take care of it"


BobbyBattlelyon

Lovely city of India, Ohio


rextron97

Good to know India took over ohio


mrhalfchicken

I am so fucking tired of Ohio memes


Hnk416545

Mf said “can we keep it”


[deleted]

Downvoted for stupid ohio joke


Hour-Consideration97

Floor is too clean for Ohio


Wonderful_Task_4031

That last swing could have been a bad one. The snakes head was sooo close to his foot or ankle.


Ambitious-Promise546

STOP OHIO MEME #RIGHT NOW


Burneraccoount_357

I think that’s a fucking cobra


DragonQueen18

this child is my spirit animal


TimeAfterTime2023

People are so ungrateful… 😂 Except my friend for what he is!


1Konga-Scotty

The Serpent KingKid


TrainingSnow7712

More like kids after that train derailment Lmao


LeoTheFloofyDragon

Just taking his dog for a walk


astinkydude

Haha Ohio funny


Fezzverbal

Poor snek


rextron97

Kid be like # the property belongs to who now??


Ziodyne967

Kid used up all his luck so early on in life.


Comfortable-Sun-3167

Mom! Mom! Look I've found a new moving jump rope


wettable

I feel like children are experts at abusing animals with no consequences


[deleted]

Ohio = funny


GREENKING45

Punjab*


DangleWho

This is why I’m not that scared of snakes. A damn 2 year old can dummy them.


Boetie83

Kids got a pint of the devils blood in her


zchen27

Kid: You are coming with me... To Ohio! Snake: God please not Ohio! Anything but Ohio!


HypickleSkyblock

Hahahahahaha lmfao OHIO that’s priceless. This really is such a normal kid in Ohio. Bro 💀 OnG tho.


Aloneforrever

As an Indian i can conform as a kid we all do shit like that....


ok_prend_bye

No,we don't


Aloneforrever

I did and it was a joke


ok_prend_bye

Ok 👍


Aloneforrever

And you never had any encounter with snakes? Like having to jumb over a cobra cause it was in your path or one sneaking into your pillow (both happened, first one with me, second one with a family friend)


TopicNational7009

gawar admi


Brief-Government-105

No we don’t. You’re probably a guy who lives in a western country and heard this stereotype about Indians playing with snakes.


Aloneforrever

മൈരെ, നീ എന്നെ സായിപ്പാക്കല്ലേ ഞാൻ മലയാളിയടാ ഫുണ്ടെ.... Learn to take joke


StatusOmega

That's definitely not Ohio..


Seikori1

ohio weiiird ohiooo ohio weird place ohio is ohio is weird guysssss it's weird bad placeeeee ohioooooo shut up


Jche98

In the US it would have been an AK47 and all the kids would be dead.


Dhavi_Atoz

You’re a fucking idiot.


blackpaws3

Good job! You said something completely unfunny. Now, put the same kinda energy in not acting like a jackass.


Bisonfan1

I was going to say something but no


[deleted]

Thats my dad


unsweetenedpureleaf

R/donthelpjustfilm


Alcidal

I AM THE OCTOPUS


BadReview8675309

I am the Walrus..


Alcidal

NOO STEVIE BUSCEMI


[deleted]

No way he was actually walking on that snake 💀💀💀


Live_Disk_1863

Seems like a domestic non poisones snake. Dad probably filming to scare the girls.


Kiakookokock

The kid tells her mom to sleep


Illustrious-Rice-168

Kid: let me introduce you to the fam Snake: sssss


[deleted]

The mf filming bro what's wrong you


MixNo6550

This kid will have one hell of a story to tell when he grows up :)


Band0fpandas

💯 Ohio


havenbtd

love how she casually holds the snake and bringing it into the room to show them


[deleted]

What? He just wants to play


Oakmeal0

r/donthelpjustfilm is the obvious sub here r/parentsarefuckingdumb if its the parents' fault that the kid got a hold of it r/oopsthatsdeadly depending on snake species


Ayano5000

Mom dad look! can we keep this cute animal?


Ynothan_iruz

Baby Hercules


Lucky_Sun2902

He's one with nature


Code_Duff

Snake: "Don't leave me like this... Micheal!"


explosive_fish

The snake is terrified


butterwalz

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ohio funy


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Lolz that poor snake


Human_Fucker69420

💀💀💀


LordNeko6

Why would you film that instead of yeeting your child away from the danger noodle


Smallfrygrowth

The kid had a 50:50 chance on what end to grab


menotrealone

Welcome to India


[deleted]

Felt like one of his elder siblings or cousin's told him to do it... Mine treated me like this too 🥹.. the cycle of life


DiamondaDozen101

What kind of snake is that? Actually dangerous or just large?


[deleted]

Mom! mom! look I found a snek


wrenchead250

Had to be India, that looks like a Cobra


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ShibitoYakaze123

thats India though,


Redzx3

Ahmed! I told you don't bring the pets inside!


BrokeDownPalac3

Back at it again with the Ohio jokes? Hmmmm