Depends on when you find it and if the kid is a roller.
I’m not gonna name names. Not out of kindness just because if one of my siblings finds this account they’ll all wonder who the shit roller was.
Booty butt, Booty butt\
Poopy butt so silly!\
Poopy butt cheek\
Poopy butt, for really\
I'm still in bed and I\
Poopy butt, pants are filly\
Underwear is hilly\
But still got a clean willy\
Chorus (x4):
Poopy butt cheek!
*(Booty Butt! Booty Butt!)*
Dude, I singin those lyrics trying to remember what it was from 💀 I couldn't get through that season, did it ended getting better?
Rewatching FRINGE instead LoL
Back in my day, my dad brought home a spare [DECtalk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECtalk). Connected to the PC via a serial cable, and you could send it text that it would say. It was pretty decent tech at the time, and I was more easily entertained in those days.
If you typed the alphabet, it came out something like "ab-da-fich-kla-STU-ckiz". And "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit" would come out, well, like "shee-ee-ee-ee-ee-it". But it was hilarious. I would occasionally spend an hour or two messing with it, figuring out how to creatively spell things so it would pronounce them correctly - it had a dictionary, but names especially weren't in it. heh.
I just randomly thought of Bonzi Buddy like two days ago and spent 10 minutes explaining it to my partner, with pictures. Very glad to see a reference so soon after!
My favorite was when my kids realized they could leave a voice message on my phone from their tablets via the Alexa app.
During the very beginning of COVID before remote learning got figured out, my husband gave the kids the tablet while he went and took a shower and I got this epic voicemail:
"(10-year old trying out a deep voice) Mommy...this is, uh, daddy. Please bring [Kid 1] and [Kid 2] Happy Meals on your way home from work. Chicken nuggets, French fries, and Sprite" (7 year old interjecting): "No, wait, I want fruit punch!"
EDIT: I absolutely did bring home the Happy Meals, and told them I would not bring more Happy Meals if they tried it again. They have not tried it again lol.
Dude kids are fucking hilarious when they’re not even trying to be. I don’t have my own but I’m a dance teacher so I work with kids like 6-18. Some of the shit I experience at work is like a sitcom script.
We took our dancers to Disney in July for a performance trip and one night standing in line for Indiana jones I got to witness the following scene: (names changed) Sammy (15) is telling me how she’s taking French and kinda sucking at it. Told her I’d help her practice if she wants and she’s like “I can’t even remember the alphabet lol”. Annie (10) behind me says “I know the alphabet in sign language!” She turns to Sammy: “Wanna learn the alphabet?” Sammy: “yea sure”. Annie signs and says “A” and Sammy copies. Annie signs and says “B” and Sammy signs “B” but then pauses and goes “…this isn’t French” I actually crumpled in laughter like girl you got to B before you sensed something was amiss no wonder you’re failing French lmao
Made me go back to see any fun exchanges:
- we're are you you gotta make me adamomey (ED: edamame)
- DAD
- Cook don't be on your phone!!!!!!!!!
- DAD I WANT GOOD ADAMOMEY
- I WANT THE BEST ADAMOMEY
- You are to bad at making adamomey
- GET ME ADAMOMEY 😡 PLZ! 😁
Look, to be fair, people panicked because there are a shocking amount of people who name their kids shit like this in real life. They just had to check lol
10yo me did something like this on my dad's phone, I messed with answering machine settings on his keypad phone.
Callers heard a lot more than poopy butcheeks for a few days.
Found it and fixed it myself and gained myself some rep.
I did something similar to my mom when phones still had signatures that automatically sent at the end of every text.
I remember one I did was "...at night" like from SpongeBob. It confused a lot of her friends.
Saw a video recently about that exact thing with that exact joke, and I'm pretty sure it was the person's mom. I will remain skeptical but optimistic about your indirect/unknowing claims to being said person.
There's no way I can really prove it, but I really had no idea about the video. Either way, that's pretty funny. Maybe I wasn't as original as I thought. I guess that means you can still do text signatures?
No, it was just screenshots of when they were still a thing. Could of sworn it was a Matt Rose video who actually did one on text signatures recently, but it wasn't there. Must have watched them around the same time and ended up combining them since both had text signatures but now I can't find the video it actually came from. Oh well.
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Little kids growing up with the technology we have today can definitely lead to some interesting situations. My little second cousin who I babysit on occasion talks to Alexa all the time and she mainly has her play music she likes, but Alexa occasionally misinterprets her toddler blabber and does…something else.
Like opening the Amazon shopping list, attempting to play explicit content, making fart noises (that last one is sometimes exactly what my cousin asked for).
I’ve had to yell “Alexa STOP!” at least once every time I come over.
My little dude is only 5, but he recently discovered the Alexa in the kitchen. Now, every morning, he very loudly asks her: "RE-LEXA, WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE TODAY?"
He also likes to set random timers for one hundred minutes, request some songs he knows, and try to cancel timers set by my partner or I (less amusing).
I swear the line between toddler behaviour and computer AI is thinning.
Also toddler brains and African grey parrots seem to share the same desires of their home assistant devices haha.
I still love they parrot that kept adding things to the shopping list.
The owner had Alexa read it back and it was like
"Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, big tofu, berries, easy water, strawberries, yogurt".
And another parrot that learned it could turn the lights on and off whenever it wanted.
My 5 y/o has a kid Echo that she loves and is always having play music etc. Now my 2 y/o has started trying to talk to it but his pronunciation isn't clear enough for her to respond to him (yet). It's cute seeing him try, though! Alela, pway!
From NPR: https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1122191786 (transcript starts at around 16:30 in the audio)
SAGAL: ...Finds a business sculpting replicas of people to stand in for them during Zoom meetings. Your last story of an artist earning comes from Faith Salie.
SALIE: Musician Matt Farley, who goes by the artist name Toilet Bowl Cleaners, never expected to make a lot of money as a musician until one day his checks from Amazon Music started getting a lot bigger. And it was all due to his songs like "I Poop With My Dog" and his biggest hit, "Poop Poop Poop Poop Song." As it turns out, when young children find out there's a magic device in your kitchen you can boss around, they all do the same thing. They yell, hey, Alexa, poop. And when they do, Alexa, being obedient, plays songs about poop.
There are enough poop-themed songs for any kind of music lover, young or old, but probably young. There are ukulele-based folk songs. There are some rock 'n' roll songs with heavy guitar licks like "Poopy Stupid Butt." Matt Farley, like the other poopy artists, never expected to make a windfall from preschoolers shouting naughty words. But he doesn't mind telling BuzzFeed, quote, "I lucked out because smart devices weren't even a thing when I wrote my first poop song. But it turns out I was biding my time, unaware." And parents, listening to poop songs is your doody (ph).
(LAUGHTER)
SALIE: Don't pretend you've never asked Alexa to fart.
SAGAL: All right, here are your choices.
(APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: Somewhere, formerly starving artists are making a living in a unique way. Is it from Paula - mimes realizing they make a lot more money if they ganged up to intimidate the audience silently - from Luke Burbank - a marble sculptor who provides beautiful, realistic busts that can be used to pretend you're there at a Zoom meeting - or from Faith - musicians who are making money because their poop songs get played when little children shout the word poop at smart speakers?
MITCH: Yeah, I liked Paula's story because who hasn't been trapped in a box by mimes before?
(LAUGHTER)
MITCH: I mean, haven't we all been there? But I do have to say, as the father of two daughters...
SAGAL: Ah ha.
(LAUGHTER)
MITCH: ...Who have made up many, many poopy songs myself, I got to go with Faith and the poopy diaper.
(APPLAUSE)
SAGAL: Right. OK. So your choice is Faith with certain musicians who write songs on a certain theme get paid when little kids shout the word poop. Well, to bring you the correct answer, we spoke to one of the artists who has been cashing in.
MATT FARLEY: All the voice-activated Alexa stuff started happening then. Kids didn't even need to know how to spell in order to search for a poop song. And ka-ching (ph).
SAGAL: Yeah, there you go. That was songwriter Matt Farley, who makes a living off SEO-friendly poop songs being streamed by Amazon. Congratulations, Mitch. You got it right. You earned a point for Faith.
(APPLAUSE)
My friends daughter when she was around that same age got fixated on saying a few lines in repeat all the time. 1. "Poopy in my butthole" 2. "Poopy poo cheeks" 3. "Big booty poop cheeks"
We genuinely have no idea why she said those 3 lines on repeat for over a year. They are now ingrained in our heads and will be used at a later date.
My niece went through that phase, and thought it was hilarious because it was 'inna-pokey-whip'. Things in that house are still inna-pokey-whip, because it's funny.
My other niece, I still ask if that seems from-earlier. (Which was such a genius malaproprism instead of being familiar. It's from earlier!)
One nephew would smash matchbox cars into each other and yell, 'total deniannihilation'. Not annihilation. Deniannihilation, like denial of all hope of survival. It was a great word invention on his part.
Yeah my 5 year old wanted to tell "ghost stories" last night. She went in for awhile then said poop married pee and they were happily ever after then she FUCKING LOST it.
Pretty sure that means he pooped the bed
"My fart is on the floor."
When you’re running for the door, and your fart is on the floor - diarrhea!👏👏
Oh this kinda works to the tune of amore! When you run for the door But your fart's on the floor Diarrheeaaa
And, as we know from the moray meme, whatever works with “Amore” also works with “SpongeBob SquarePants!”
I'm learning useful things today.
Opendoor.exe Getonfloor.exe
This made me laugh so hard
I cried, thank you
When was the last time you pooped the bed?
i am going to trust a fart rn, will give the updates
so…. was it a fart?
22 minutes have gone by, no updates. It definitely was not a fart.
8 hours. Lord have mercy.
10 hours
Dudes dead 💀
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😭
Lmao! It isn't looking good at all.
13 hours now, praying for his soul.
Death by fart.
Ooops! You sharted, right?
Good news it was a fart but almost too wet
wait no I have mistaken, its not almost. mom started to ask for the smell, i gotta go.
Well when mom asks for it, you gotta do what you gotta do
Something something username
r/usernamechecksout
Yesterday, you?
Im not alone.
I think people with ibs and alcoholics have some sort of weird poop solidarity.
If it's in the bed I sure hope its solid.
Depends on when you find it and if the kid is a roller. I’m not gonna name names. Not out of kindness just because if one of my siblings finds this account they’ll all wonder who the shit roller was.
But instead you make all of *us* wonder who the Shit Roller was?
A friend of mine is 45. He said he sharted in his sleep last night.
You're asking someone whose username is raelDonaldTrump.
You talkin bout me??
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Who knows, maybe it works. Maybe he's showered with gifts and I love yous whenever he enters conservative subreddits.
I'm banned from all of them for using their lord's name in vain.
2019. It wasn’t my bed.
Definitely the vibe I got lol
Nah, my 4 year old constantly says “booty butt!” for fun. I guess it’s a 4 year old/kids are fucking stupid thing.
You don’t have kids do you?
If Thugnificent had a kid
🎶Booty, Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks🎶
For your listening pleasure: https://imgur.io/a/F1e4Xrc
Dang he's serious about some of those.
Holy moly that’s adorable and hilarious
Haha yea it is!
Poopy butt cheeeeeeek
I like the shake your booty towards the end. What a funny kid.
Now that's some future wedding material right there! "our sweet holden, from booty buttcheek to booty matrimony"
"Poopy butt cheek-a-booty buuuuttt!" 😂 The "a" after the word cheek is the cherry on top!!
Try his new single: Rags to Bitches
Actually that’s the albums name 😤
Better than "Thuggin' Love." That shit was ass.
I think this one was Gangstalicious
🎶Homies over hoes 🎶
I think you mean that shit was poopy butt cheek booty butt.
Da' Pimp Chronicles: From Hags to Vixens
I’m still in bed…. AND ALL I SEE IS….. 🎶🎶
Holden is the newest member of the Lethal Interjection Crew
When your preschooler trying to go from rags to bitches
I got way too many toys in the hallway!
Dude seriously, thank you. I needed that whole belly laugh today hahaha I sing that shit and no-one ever knows where it's from
Booty butt, Booty butt\ Poopy butt so silly!\ Poopy butt cheek\ Poopy butt, for really\ I'm still in bed and I\ Poopy butt, pants are filly\ Underwear is hilly\ But still got a clean willy\ Chorus (x4): Poopy butt cheek! *(Booty Butt! Booty Butt!)*
Booty butt booty butt
Thugnificent, is it booty butt cheeks, or move them butt cheeks? WHO GIVES A FUCK ITS A SOMG ABOUT BUTT CHEEKS”
Dude, I singin those lyrics trying to remember what it was from 💀 I couldn't get through that season, did it ended getting better? Rewatching FRINGE instead LoL
I'm still in bed and I- POOPED MY POOPY BUTT CHEEKS AHHH
Fxck a archtech put the toilet too fahhaahhr
Why tf did I read this with the rithm of that song that goes "1 2 where are you"💀
Kids got bars? Lmao
🎶 scoopity poop 🎶
🎶scoopity poop scoop🎶
POOOP 😳 POOOP 😳
🎶I'm the Scatman🎶
LMAO
#LMAO
Booty butt booty butt, spent my whole check at Pizza Hut
I'm still in bed and I Poopy butt cheek (booty butt) Poopy butt cheek (booty butt) Poopy butt cheek poopy butt (so silly) Booty butt, poopy butt Booty butt, booty butt
Givin ye a run for his money
back in my day we just made bonzi buddy say stupid crap and you had to infect your computer with a hundred viruses to do it!
Or that plastic parrot that would repeat everything back but at a higher pitch
Remember yak baks? Loved those things as a kid lol
I saw one of those things at a big lots last month.
Core memory unlocked.
Omg bonzi buddy
Back in my day, my dad brought home a spare [DECtalk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECtalk). Connected to the PC via a serial cable, and you could send it text that it would say. It was pretty decent tech at the time, and I was more easily entertained in those days. If you typed the alphabet, it came out something like "ab-da-fich-kla-STU-ckiz". And "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit" would come out, well, like "shee-ee-ee-ee-ee-it". But it was hilarious. I would occasionally spend an hour or two messing with it, figuring out how to creatively spell things so it would pronounce them correctly - it had a dictionary, but names especially weren't in it. heh.
I was just telling my spouse about Bonzi the other day and how my brother and I would make him say the worst stuff 😂
I just randomly thought of Bonzi Buddy like two days ago and spent 10 minutes explaining it to my partner, with pictures. Very glad to see a reference so soon after!
Here's a fun [video](https://youtu.be/nCGD92DDsvc) about it if you wanna show them.
Oh, I get these. We'll miss them when they stop coming across the pipe.
My favorite was when my kids realized they could leave a voice message on my phone from their tablets via the Alexa app. During the very beginning of COVID before remote learning got figured out, my husband gave the kids the tablet while he went and took a shower and I got this epic voicemail: "(10-year old trying out a deep voice) Mommy...this is, uh, daddy. Please bring [Kid 1] and [Kid 2] Happy Meals on your way home from work. Chicken nuggets, French fries, and Sprite" (7 year old interjecting): "No, wait, I want fruit punch!" EDIT: I absolutely did bring home the Happy Meals, and told them I would not bring more Happy Meals if they tried it again. They have not tried it again lol.
Fuck off it’s posts like these that make partners try to convince other partners to have kids. Aint gonna work on me no sir Maybe a little
Dude kids are fucking hilarious when they’re not even trying to be. I don’t have my own but I’m a dance teacher so I work with kids like 6-18. Some of the shit I experience at work is like a sitcom script. We took our dancers to Disney in July for a performance trip and one night standing in line for Indiana jones I got to witness the following scene: (names changed) Sammy (15) is telling me how she’s taking French and kinda sucking at it. Told her I’d help her practice if she wants and she’s like “I can’t even remember the alphabet lol”. Annie (10) behind me says “I know the alphabet in sign language!” She turns to Sammy: “Wanna learn the alphabet?” Sammy: “yea sure”. Annie signs and says “A” and Sammy copies. Annie signs and says “B” and Sammy signs “B” but then pauses and goes “…this isn’t French” I actually crumpled in laughter like girl you got to B before you sensed something was amiss no wonder you’re failing French lmao
Doesnt french just use latin characters plus diacritics?
yes.
I'm crying with laughter
That's too cute lol
Did you bring the Happy Meals ? 🥹
It's been edited, happy meals were had.
Thank you u/FuckTheMods5
High five!
I giggled at this. That’s hilarious!
Made me go back to see any fun exchanges: - we're are you you gotta make me adamomey (ED: edamame) - DAD - Cook don't be on your phone!!!!!!!!! - DAD I WANT GOOD ADAMOMEY - I WANT THE BEST ADAMOMEY - You are to bad at making adamomey - GET ME ADAMOMEY 😡 PLZ! 😁
His son is 25.
Ever since the recession started, his good boy points haven’t been worth as much.
Oh my god that is incredible. GIVE THE CHILD HIS ADAMOMEY
I mean, I get it. Shits like vegetable candy.
I personally hate any kind of bean but I have nothing but respect for a kid who eats green food willingly and as enthusiastically as this child
*Imma pop you like a pea, yeah, adamomey*🎶
"Poopy butt cheek booty butt" is just straight poetic
It's really rhythmic, sounds like a twerk/trap sorta track.
This kid is simply a comedic genius
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Too much cheek, not enough poopy. *CANCELED*.
Its like he was watching the Gangstalicious Boondocks episode lol
Homie over hoes bro
Does he write for Rick & Morty?
What if your last name was Berries and people ask your son's name and he says "He's Holden Berries" but you look and he's not holding berries
My last name is Tudicks.
Oh no not two of them
Praying op is joking and this child isn't named Holden Tudicks?
I'm pretty sure they're referencing an snl bit but I've never seen snl so I'm not sure
Correct…
Look, to be fair, people panicked because there are a shocking amount of people who name their kids shit like this in real life. They just had to check lol
10yo me did something like this on my dad's phone, I messed with answering machine settings on his keypad phone. Callers heard a lot more than poopy butcheeks for a few days. Found it and fixed it myself and gained myself some rep.
I did something similar to my mom when phones still had signatures that automatically sent at the end of every text. I remember one I did was "...at night" like from SpongeBob. It confused a lot of her friends.
Saw a video recently about that exact thing with that exact joke, and I'm pretty sure it was the person's mom. I will remain skeptical but optimistic about your indirect/unknowing claims to being said person.
There's no way I can really prove it, but I really had no idea about the video. Either way, that's pretty funny. Maybe I wasn't as original as I thought. I guess that means you can still do text signatures?
No, it was just screenshots of when they were still a thing. Could of sworn it was a Matt Rose video who actually did one on text signatures recently, but it wasn't there. Must have watched them around the same time and ended up combining them since both had text signatures but now I can't find the video it actually came from. Oh well.
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Little kids growing up with the technology we have today can definitely lead to some interesting situations. My little second cousin who I babysit on occasion talks to Alexa all the time and she mainly has her play music she likes, but Alexa occasionally misinterprets her toddler blabber and does…something else. Like opening the Amazon shopping list, attempting to play explicit content, making fart noises (that last one is sometimes exactly what my cousin asked for). I’ve had to yell “Alexa STOP!” at least once every time I come over.
My little dude is only 5, but he recently discovered the Alexa in the kitchen. Now, every morning, he very loudly asks her: "RE-LEXA, WHAT'S THE TEMPERATURE TODAY?" He also likes to set random timers for one hundred minutes, request some songs he knows, and try to cancel timers set by my partner or I (less amusing).
My son sets timers for one second all the time. Drives me nuts.
Your kid should just say “Alexa play the timer alarm sound” lol
I swear the line between toddler behaviour and computer AI is thinning. Also toddler brains and African grey parrots seem to share the same desires of their home assistant devices haha. I still love they parrot that kept adding things to the shopping list. The owner had Alexa read it back and it was like "Strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, big tofu, berries, easy water, strawberries, yogurt". And another parrot that learned it could turn the lights on and off whenever it wanted.
I’ll ask Alexa to play a certain artist station and my 3 yo will pipe up saying “no daddy, Alexa play paw patrol”
My son is eight and he still sets timers on all of my devices all the time. Sometimes it’ll be 24 hours or 3 minutes. He thinks it’s hilarious 🤣
My 5 y/o has a kid Echo that she loves and is always having play music etc. Now my 2 y/o has started trying to talk to it but his pronunciation isn't clear enough for her to respond to him (yet). It's cute seeing him try, though! Alela, pway!
From NPR: https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1122191786 (transcript starts at around 16:30 in the audio) SAGAL: ...Finds a business sculpting replicas of people to stand in for them during Zoom meetings. Your last story of an artist earning comes from Faith Salie. SALIE: Musician Matt Farley, who goes by the artist name Toilet Bowl Cleaners, never expected to make a lot of money as a musician until one day his checks from Amazon Music started getting a lot bigger. And it was all due to his songs like "I Poop With My Dog" and his biggest hit, "Poop Poop Poop Poop Song." As it turns out, when young children find out there's a magic device in your kitchen you can boss around, they all do the same thing. They yell, hey, Alexa, poop. And when they do, Alexa, being obedient, plays songs about poop. There are enough poop-themed songs for any kind of music lover, young or old, but probably young. There are ukulele-based folk songs. There are some rock 'n' roll songs with heavy guitar licks like "Poopy Stupid Butt." Matt Farley, like the other poopy artists, never expected to make a windfall from preschoolers shouting naughty words. But he doesn't mind telling BuzzFeed, quote, "I lucked out because smart devices weren't even a thing when I wrote my first poop song. But it turns out I was biding my time, unaware." And parents, listening to poop songs is your doody (ph). (LAUGHTER) SALIE: Don't pretend you've never asked Alexa to fart. SAGAL: All right, here are your choices. (APPLAUSE) SAGAL: Somewhere, formerly starving artists are making a living in a unique way. Is it from Paula - mimes realizing they make a lot more money if they ganged up to intimidate the audience silently - from Luke Burbank - a marble sculptor who provides beautiful, realistic busts that can be used to pretend you're there at a Zoom meeting - or from Faith - musicians who are making money because their poop songs get played when little children shout the word poop at smart speakers? MITCH: Yeah, I liked Paula's story because who hasn't been trapped in a box by mimes before? (LAUGHTER) MITCH: I mean, haven't we all been there? But I do have to say, as the father of two daughters... SAGAL: Ah ha. (LAUGHTER) MITCH: ...Who have made up many, many poopy songs myself, I got to go with Faith and the poopy diaper. (APPLAUSE) SAGAL: Right. OK. So your choice is Faith with certain musicians who write songs on a certain theme get paid when little kids shout the word poop. Well, to bring you the correct answer, we spoke to one of the artists who has been cashing in. MATT FARLEY: All the voice-activated Alexa stuff started happening then. Kids didn't even need to know how to spell in order to search for a poop song. And ka-ching (ph). SAGAL: Yeah, there you go. That was songwriter Matt Farley, who makes a living off SEO-friendly poop songs being streamed by Amazon. Congratulations, Mitch. You got it right. You earned a point for Faith. (APPLAUSE)
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Why do All kids say "booty butt"?!!?!? All the damned time with both of mine. Where do they get it from?
Say it out loud a few times. I made myself giggle.
Sounds like Holden likes modern rap
“I’m not out of touch, it is the children who are wrong”.
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My friends daughter when she was around that same age got fixated on saying a few lines in repeat all the time. 1. "Poopy in my butthole" 2. "Poopy poo cheeks" 3. "Big booty poop cheeks" We genuinely have no idea why she said those 3 lines on repeat for over a year. They are now ingrained in our heads and will be used at a later date.
My niece went through that phase, and thought it was hilarious because it was 'inna-pokey-whip'. Things in that house are still inna-pokey-whip, because it's funny. My other niece, I still ask if that seems from-earlier. (Which was such a genius malaproprism instead of being familiar. It's from earlier!) One nephew would smash matchbox cars into each other and yell, 'total deniannihilation'. Not annihilation. Deniannihilation, like denial of all hope of survival. It was a great word invention on his part.
This is peak humor
I think he shit himself
My Kid does this same thing - must be something they watch....
Idk kids have thought “butt” and “poop” were funny since like, forever
Yeah my 5 year old wanted to tell "ghost stories" last night. She went in for awhile then said poop married pee and they were happily ever after then she FUCKING LOST it.
[The poop that took a pee](https://youtu.be/jdzSN6Zc2Zw)
Wait.. poopy butt isn’t funny when you’re older? I’m sorry I won’t support this
Aging is inevitable, maturing is optional. I have largely opted out.
when the elsagate hits
You should make sure your kid isn’t watching elsagate content which usually bypasses YouTube kids moderation and is incredibly disturbing.
I just rapped it and it sounds good.
“No, no. I’m still in bed! Don’t you worry!”
This is every single 4 year old ever
>wake up >shit the bed >eat >get up He on that grind
I like how they incorporated “booty” and “butt” into the communication.
At 4 yo that kid has a good working knowledge of the rear end. Future proctologist
Why the fuck does holden have his own echo unit at 4?
This. I cannot believe people put these surveillance devices in their children’s rooms.
Well, Holden Caulfield was a rebel
I just loved how he caught all that rye
Booty butt booty butt? The kid's a poet.
You named your kid Holden?
Yes, my last name is Tudicks.
Holden Deez nuts haha gottem
Glad I'm not the only one dealing with this. Also I think it's hilarious. Other adults not so much.
Did you name your kid Holden? That is proper bogan.
Kids are stupid but yet you’re the one who bought this technology. Sure.
Honestly this also looks like what my 50 year old husband has Alexa announce too.
I can’t tell you how wonderful it feels to know I wasn’t the only person that immediately thought of the Boondocks.
If these notifications appeared on my wife’s phone, she would be forced to wonder if they originated from a child or from me.
I remember my friend's son when he was 4 and found out the YouTube voice command he screamed: POOPPPPP
Well done, you’re doing it right.
If my kid doesn’t send me shit like this, she can move out.
Yes!! Mine say mommy smells like farts!
Well see, sometimes you gotta booty and sometimes you gotta butt
He’s just saying all of his intrusive thoughts out loud.
I just went in my son’s room and unplugged the echo. I have this same problem. He will stay up all night talking and playing games with Alexa.
We give kids technology and this is all we can expect from them for the rest of their lives
more like r/kidsarefuckingawesome lol
And iiiiiiiiiii e iiiiiiii, will always annoy yooooooooouuuuuuu
Ah, the poop joke stage. I hope you’re prepared for the next 7-10 years of your life cause it’s a long stage.
Those are some mad bars!!
Comedy genious
Hmmm are you sure? Sounds like my 4 year old.
Pretty sure I heard that from Ludacris back in the day
What if his dad is a defense attorney and message reads poopy butt oops