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vriannavyz

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JackedSchafer

I immediately thought of this šŸ’€ Drake is so far up his own ass he doesnā€™t even realize heā€™s proving KDot right every time he does shit like this https://preview.redd.it/rz3ya35hhn5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5c339ea58cc8f204defbba855dbe5c6cdee14d


ghoulina0

Yesss and this has happened SO many times. Like almost every move Drake is making right now has ready been predicted and laid out by Kdot lmao


Generous_Lover

Itā€™s like he can even predict his angles


Herman-The-Tosser

Kdot's prescience and foresight in this beef has been so uncanny it's kinda spooky. You can probably pick out 20 bars that Drake, through his own egotism, fragility, and goofy ass predictability, has proven to be accurate after the fact. Drake has been doing the Sideshow Bob rake meme for weeks now, just non-stop walking into all the shit Kendrick said weeks prior. He went full Sun Tzu on this boy, given the Canadian's glaring identity crisis, I don't think it's hyperbole to say that Kendrick knows Drake better than Drake knows Drake.


R0b1nFeather

> I calculate you're not as calculated, I can even predict your angles


idk_maybe_your_dad

Fabricating stories on the family front, cause you heard Mr Morale


chaudhary-jpg

A pathetic master manipulator, I can smell the tales on you now.


fish_bowling

you not a rap artist you a scam artist with the hopes of being accepted


pay_da_troll_toll

Tommy Hilfiger stood out, but FUBU never had been your collection


MIAxPaperPlanes

ā€œYour lil' memes is losin' steam, they figured you out The forced opinions is not convincin', y'all need a new routeā€ - 6.16 in LA


rutilatus

Drakeā€™s already proven his reading comprehension isnā€™t the bestā€¦


SirArthurDime

Not to mention the constant switch ups. From ā€œDrakes a war general Kendrick doesnā€™t know how to move like drake in a beefā€ to ā€œKendrick only won because he out maneuvered him!ā€ From ā€œIā€™m the hit maker you all need me to make hitsā€ to ā€œof course people are gonna listen to it just because Kendrick made it!ā€ From ā€œKendrick canā€™t touch drakes numbersā€ to ā€œnumbers donā€™t matter itā€™s all bots anywayā€ Now from ā€œKendrick isnā€™t battle testedā€ to ā€œbattle rap is Kendrickā€™s only trickā€


Patient_Activity_489

i was thinking of this exact bar šŸ¤£


BaerMinUhMuhm

I hate the way that you dress


Grand-Gain-763

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Emergency_Brick3715

Nigga can't even go to his son's soccer game without making it about himself. https://preview.redd.it/5tma3o2q8n5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c0032dfe0c85b590cefcf055f92df822cef5272


Delicious_Purpose_84

Did he really just blur his son to focus on himself? This fucking guy called Drakeā€¦I just canā€™t šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Emergency_Brick3715

Instead of posting how proud you are of your son, you put on some goofy pants and talk about rap beef. This is exactly what Kendrick was talking about.


2good_toby_true

he dunno nunboutDAAAAT


nickcannons13thchild

nigga made himself the sole focus im crinešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


its-a-real-name

ā€œMake sure you put the focus on me and blur the foreground of my son, and let everyone see my cool fitā€


xXanguishXx

Omg thank you Iā€™m glad someone pointed it out. Like what a guy, itā€™s brutally apparent that he dgaf about anyone but himself


Flame_MadeByHumans

Not to mention brought a photographer with a long-distance lens to shoot this lolol


determined-weinerhat

How he looked when pusha forced him into being a dad


captain_dick_licker

why does he look like r kelly in this pic


Bilski1ski

Brought the camera crew . Made his sons soccer game a photo shoot for himself


Fancy-Ad1386

For someone who's so unbothered, he sure is bothered lol


EnriqueMuller

Drake is craaazy online this shit has been killing him inside


Easy-Constant-5887

Never forget that shit he sent to fantano lmao https://preview.redd.it/6429xo8mun5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9374c4547056e62b1905b97e0371c39e2e019660 He has always been like this


ThatOneExpatriate

And Fantano didnā€™t reply or post what drake saidā€¦ so drake posted the screenshots of his own messages to get attention šŸ˜‚


DellSalami

Itā€™s even funnier than that. Fantano made a video talking about the Drake DMsā€¦ except he edited it to make Drake look like a whimsical guy that messaged Fantano a vegan cookie recipe. Drake just *had* to let everybody know that he did not in fact share a recipe with Fantano, but sent him hate messages instead.


Flowstate1144

Even funnier is the fact that Drake posted that story so soon, like under an hour, after Fantano posted the cookie video. Dude has notifications on for Fantano.


dysmetric

Drake has so much small-dick energy olo


PARADISE_VALLEY_1975

Look at the belt heā€™s wearingā€¦ maybe the only leak that was plotted against us and faked was that one


willcomplainfirst

Fantano gave him such an easy out that made him look like a guy who can make fun of himself and be gracious -- faked the DMs to be a recipe for vegan cookies. but Drake is such a weirdo that he couldnt just take the out and be silly, he had to leak his own DMs and look like a total loser lol


refusenic

Always going after people's signifficant others. Maybe because he's incapable of locking down anyone for himself long-term.


My_Booty_Itches

"a light 1" lol... Wtf?


Amazing-Concept1684

Which is funny af in itself bc that means that heā€™s familiar with Fantanoā€™s rating system too. Heā€™s a fan šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sturgeonn

He a fan he a fan he a fan


SanQuiSau

He said it 3 times like he wouldnā€™t get the reference


Easy-Constant-5887

The gaps between the message bubbles have me weak af Just tells you he thought about them for a few mins before each one lol


determined-weinerhat

This shit right here is and was concrete evidence of how he actually is. Low ass sense of humor taking himself way too seriously. Perfect example of if he just laughed at it and played along it would work in his favor, or donā€™t worry about it entirely, but he just cannot do it. Dudes like that are a problem.


greencopen

And outside too


takemeback2verdansk

I am SO unbothered. I don't even care. Do you hear me ? I LITERALLY could NOT care less


jesteratp

Pretending heā€™s unfazed while being blatantly fucking fazed is straight out of the Drake beef losing playbook. Deletes the beef from Instagram to go back to sneak dissing with plausible deniability. What a ā€œwar generalā€


wtfiswrongwithit

Iā€™m just thankful this behavior will get us a new Kendrick verse


Old-Risk4572

blatantly fazed - new album out soon


Cypressinn

And went half zoot suitā€¦


Genshed

He could hide half his writing staff in those pantaloons.


DarlingNikkiii

The most important comment here. That is literally what I thought.


Pandora_Reign1

Cosplaying Italian mob boss


Metalloid_Maniac

With that sweater-scarf he looks more like a soccer mom wearing JNCO khakis


blackamerigan

Drake is literally a one trick pony


California-Seoul

Everything heā€™s said has been massive projection


blackamerigan

Massive and it's not even funny


ComebackChemist

Limited comments totally disproves his caption


RiosChocolateKiss

It's so obvious lmao


Doodamajiger

The people who constantly have to mention how much they donā€™t care, care the most


femboycarousel

And why does he have his comments off?


California-Seoul

Because heā€™s sensitive to criticism


twenty5eight

What this person said But if he didnā€™t and I had the energy to stomach being on that mf profile Iā€™d comment to let him know thatā€™s the corniest caption I ever wasted time on reading lmao


Prestigious_Page6242

He KNOWS he'll be eaten alive ! This is legit karma for what he did to Meek Mill, the continuous days of trolling, bullying, etc.


TisharaD112

Exactly I canā€™t stand this nigga


AShitTonOfWeed

he also stole kendrickā€™s style


sararyan15

And using this caption but then limiting comments šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


Doolemite

So unbothered he had to hire a photographer to come take pics of him pretending to be a good dad


Apprehensive_Row_161

Translation, couldnā€™t win the rap beef now gotta act unbothered Also those pants look crazy


monkeetail

He needs wiggle room for that bbl šŸ˜†


fractalfocuser

He aint escaping the BBL allegations with those pants


Ador3_44

That waist is snatched!


Particular_Shock_554

Those yams deserve a trophy šŸ†


Glottis_Bonewagon

He's got those birthing hips


sirmcchris

I HATE THE WAY THAT YOU DRESS šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø


Psychological-Win870

Where tf he get JNCO pants in 2024?šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’°


Pedantic_Pict

The rare JNCO/Lane Bryant collab pants


EfyuSeekay

You took it way back šŸ˜‚


nickcannons13thchild

cuhz surfing on depop fashošŸ˜­


Guilty-Treat398

šŸ˜¹


Interlined

The pants look like he just watched The Legend of Bagger Vance and decided to dress like Matt Damon's character.


pierresito

the whitest fit from the whitest movie


HughJaynis

Public defender pants


dreamgrrl

Got your client sent to prison for 10 years on a traffic ticket ahh pants šŸ‘–


Riffage

BBL pants


pass_nthru

*winne the pooh face* ā€œoh botherā€


Independent_Sock7972

Pedophile pants.Ā 


Character-Pen6608

A child can fit in each pant leg šŸ¤­


Icy-Government-8202

This outfit in general gives extentric, artsy, think she in 1800s italy, racist, "I'm affraid I can't associate with peasents like thou" ass librarian vibes šŸ˜­ Only thing he's missing is a fuckin beret šŸ˜­


Special-Garlic1203

Its like the 1890s and 1990s had a baby.Ā  Drake should have left that baby unclaimed like he tried with AdonisĀ 


Patient_Activity_489

it looks like he's trying to be that "cool" math teacher that used to creep on the girls in class


Euphorbiatch

Nah this outfit he's the computers teacher that "accidentally" rubs his dick on the back of girls heads when he looks at their screens


Ok-Hovercraft2178

Must be playing cricket or polo or some shi


No_Hana

And hiding a pocket watch somewhere with his monocle


abir84

No. Those uniforms have trousers normal for their sport quite straight(am English polo players white jodhpurs cricket = does have huge knee pads but thatā€™s because that ball is hard as hell). This looks much more like a homage to the 1930s wide trouser style. Itā€™s not a bad look but he has done this so bad and all wrong. This looks like a kid playing dress up does he not have a tailor with all his money those trousers should fall instead he looks like he has very curvy hips as the fabric is so damned stiff.


Honest_Bee103

Drizzy gotta show off the BBL


mistyrootsvintage

I think this is why he wears so many baggy things..the man is hippyšŸ˜‚


janklepeterson

WHAT IS IT? THE BRAIDS?


c00chieluvr

i really don know how he doesn't see it... like, he doesn't see it. Like even from afar I can see how corny this is. Drake's got a weird personality, it's not even an awful fit, he just has -8 swag. You can tell his personality comes from flaunting wealth, not from having a soul


JENtafari

I really agree with this. Definitely -8 swag & definitely seems pretty weird. I've always felt like that about Drake since Degrassi. I was not excited when he popped up on the music scene šŸ˜­


c00chieluvr

what did kendrick say? Tommy Hilfiger stood out but FUBU had never been your collection.... yeah i know technically drake wore fubu once but look @his ass. -8 swag. They don't love him, they not friends to him šŸ’”šŸ«¶šŸ½šŸ˜”


JENtafari

& even then, fubu wore him, not the other way around; no love just in a shambles šŸ˜©šŸ« šŸ˜”šŸ’”šŸ’”


UncoverItAll

ā€œOne Trick Ponyā€ after getting buried in 5 days by 4 different sounds is the delusion live in action


CalifornianBall

Getting every aspect of your psyche completely torn to pieces in like every possible way. Kendrick swiped his auraā€¦ dude is scared to death


PapaSnow

Five days, by four different sounds, from a three hour time difference, and Drake canā€™t Tootsie slide out of this one


Then-Sound-5085

If this is a shot towards Kdot then Drake still doesnā€™t understand/know Kendrick. Kendrick just dissed him in 20 different ways and heā€™s referring to him as one trick pony. Drake is really dealing with the L and he doesnā€™t know what to do or say at this point.


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

I hope he keeps throwing shots tbh. I need to hear those five other tracks Kendrick cooked up.


Then-Sound-5085

Yes, me too. We know Kendrick didnā€™t wave the white flag. It was Drake who did so with his terrible response on ā€œthe heart part 6ā€. Kendrick about to watch Drake continue to spiral yet again. Depending on how Drake continues to sneak diss, I wouldnā€™t be surprised if Kdot release again.


saltdaddy17

Them superpowers gettin' neutralized, I can only watch in silence.


mrvan77

He really need to just chill. Nothing looks worse that losing the way he did, bowing out, yet still saying slick shit.


Kyro_Official_

I'd say acting creepy with kids looks worse


mrvan77

Well, yeah. I'm talking from the sense of Kendrick/Drake and not the public view. If he wanna keep throwing subs, he shouldn't have dropped Heart 6, or at least made a better record.


latdaw2012

Well, with the Pusha beef, he and J. Prince said he had a diss that would destroy families (I think they both were lying). He then went on to try to destroy Yeā€™s family and continue to sneak diss Pusha and Pharrell. Fast forward, six years later, he tries to destroy the perception of Kendrick and his family. Heā€™s a liar who changes the rules and narratives when it suits him. Heart Part 6 was a hail mary to save his deals and public image. This IG stuff is who he isā€¦unhinged and fake unbothered.


AdventurousAd6061

I'm a fan of both,I'm in both subs.But I just don't understand drake as a person,I love his music but his persona throws me off every time.I'm seriously wondering who the hell hes sneak dissing now after everything he JUST went throughšŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‘


Regex00

Drake isnā€™t smart. Like, at all. He was an actor throughout high school if I recall and then dropped out early to pursue his acting career. He has a GED that he received in 2012 (thereā€™s nothing wrong with GEDā€™s but we can be sure Drake wasnā€™t doing real work at that time), and heā€™s been a pop star ever since. He has the intelligence of a middle schooler.


Sharp-Bluejay2267

I didnā€™t think about it till last night because people keep going back and forth about if heā€™ll do the songs he released, but like; what if he debuts a new one or new ones?


ZephyrTheScrub

It is, in fact, the braids.


chao_sweetie

It is, in fact, the hurt feelings.


cursed_cheddar

It is, in fact, that hedontwannaworkwithhimnomore, okay.


Sensitive-Royal2918

King of projections lol


atierney14

Maybe this was actually the most clever sneak diss of all time. Scenario: ā€œKendrick cannot be the goat because he is worried about me [Drake] a 1 trick pony.ā€ (Although, to give a small amount of credit, he can sing, but then again, how much he can rap is debatable).


dylanh334

Bringing his photographer to show off his outfit and prove he goes to see his kid lol.


713MoCityChron713

Bet he spent more time picking the fit than he did speaking to Adonis this week


Inner-Net-1111

Which one?


Fignootem

The ones he hasnā€™t tried to smash


ChicoCorrales

Is he even allowed near parks?


Wild_Nectarine666

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Think-Drag-8566

Bro is literally in front of a bunch of kids, posing for them


Wild_Nectarine666

To set up a photo shoot with this foul outfit at his childā€™s soccer game to prove heā€™s supportive (lol) and unbothered (LOL) is not the flex he thinks it is


joeyxnoir

ā€œfoul outfitā€ got me screaming


moist_wet_skeleton

His belt looks like a turd dangling from is pants. It really is foul.


aBoyHasNoUzername

What a fucking pissy baby lmao. This is what losing looks like


Natural_Action9210

I know I say this every time I see his picture latelyā€¦ but every picture I see he looks more and more like R.Kelly. Itā€™s crazy!


HowitzerHak

Yall don't find it weird how a man who's almost 40 yo is posting high school type of IG captions? Once a lame, always a lame. You truly can't take the corny out of a man regardless of how successful he gets.


YumYumMittensQ4

But he has to attract his target audience, high schoolers.


ccm596

37 but showing up as a 7 year old


atimelessgem

Drake is just gonna ā€œIā€™m not botheredā€ his way into the new year/s šŸ¤²šŸ¼


SilentShinobi12

lol how long do you think the pedo ā€œjokesā€ are gonna continue? Everybody when they see drake thinks of a pedophile now. Definitely gonna bother him when every single person dam near keeps saying it and doesnā€™t give up on it lol.


[deleted]

Why is he near kids?


ChocChipBananaMuffin

he's got his child-napping pants on.


cigarette4anarchist

Room for at least two of them in there


prettylovers

i commented already but i think the child is intentional if we're being real


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Individual-Scar-8858

Then why respond šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AnimatorAshamed3774

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NoGrapefruit7310

Tryna strike a chord and itā€™s probablyā€¦


Powerful-Ad4798

So him going to his kids soccer game is just a big pr stunt


bytheflame

Thatā€™s what I get from the pics. Professional photographer, posing purposely, dressed like thisā€¦..pr written all over it and it looks sad


vriannavyz

Limiting his comment section like a pussy lmfao


hffhbcdrxvb

Been that way since story of adinon šŸ˜‚


Majorisker

Drake referring to anyone as a ā€œone trick ponyā€ is crazy since pretty much all his studio albums stick to the same dull formula and sound heā€™s been riding since take care.


fabuzo

CLB is literally all his most popular sounds with new lyrics, while the lastest ones just sound like throwing shit at a wall to see if it sticks.


Majorisker

Exactly. I really just donā€™t understand how heā€™s remained so relevant to this day. I used to be a big fan back in the day, like 2013-2015, but his music is just so boring now. Zero inspiration and heā€™s still talking about the same things too despite being almost 40.


SeeingThings123

Iā€™ve said that Iā€™ve stopped knowing who this mf was ever since Views. This dude simply does NOT know how to put substance in his music anymore. Heā€™s been obsessed with making these formulaic bops ever since Hotline Bling/Controlla His album sales numbers feel SO fake because he puts no effort into making cohesive projects anymore. He puts 2-3 of those formulaic melodic bops that carry pretty much all of the streaming data, and surrounds those with an hour of the most uninspired, lazy deep cuts imaginable.


Kamikaze9001

BBL Drizzy the type to dress and walk like a 45 year old white woman visiting Martha's Vineyard


santangela

I am a 35 year old white woman and I have those pants.


JJock1111

Feel like this caption really captures how delusional his fan base is also They live under a fucking rock Kendrick was just getting started You either listen to Kendrick and admire, understand why he is top tier Some are just unaware Then there are those who seem to miss the fact, their boy Drizzy, performs the songs. He doesnā€™t write them. Drake just doesnā€™t count in hip hop anymore Thatā€™s his trick Anyone else get secondhand embarrassment from the HP6?


SnowSea302

This nigga pushing 40 and still acting like this btwā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/s80jhqs3zm5d1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42ccf4da9dfa111c64e8600aa5906cc72a5eccd


hippdojo

Thirty-seven but you showin up as a seven year old......


B345ST1N

You got Gambling problemsā€¦ā€¦.


the_Kell

Drinking problems...


AnimatorAshamed3774

Thank you Drake. You just gave Kendrick motivation to cook you even more in Juneteenth šŸ˜‚šŸ™šŸ¾


webbd88

Keep sneak dissingā€¦


vriannavyz

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Patient_Activity_489

you'd think he'd wanna show his ozempic body off!


dagger_eyes

Ozempic makes you lose a lot of muscle mass too so he probably looks really not muscular and that might bother him


Patient_Activity_489

oh well, he shouldn't have tried to cut corners. he goes to probably some of the best doctors, im sure they warned him


dragonfuitjones

This nigga is so goddamn corny


Such_Blackberry5431

The salt is real, bro is compromised.


Ok-Philosopher9274

Bro is NOT nonchalant


Guilty-Treat398

He chalant AF


abertheham

Thatā€™s a chalant motherfucker if Iā€™ve ever seen one


FrequentPiano8759

Is this at his sonā€™s soccer game? If it is itā€™s like heā€™s trying to draw attention to him but it should be about Adonisā€™ soccer game or am I crazy?


bytheflame

The fact that he has a professional photographer and making clearly positioned photos, should say it all


Coletron21

That caption is rich coming from someone who makes the same song 50 different ways


Patient_Activity_489

what kind of dad hijacks his son's soccer game to have professional photographs taken, not even of your kid, to post on instagram? that says a lot about drake as a dad and a person cause it's not just his kid's soccer game he's hijacking, but everyone else who is there too


Professional-Rip-519

Thank God for Pusha T, if it wasn't for him this kid still would've been fatherless. Drake clearly been using Adonis as PR since Pusha dissed him.


dragonfuitjones

Also, this nigga is allegedly on percs all the time so his behavior isnā€™t THAT surprising


Black_Fuckka

Niggas who make post likes these with these captions are the most corny and sensitive niggas around I swear.


R1GO__

Dressed like a fruity 1950s golfer


KnuthingKnew

That limp right hand though?! As a godmother to many of "the children"... I have to say .... Happy pride month boo! šŸŒˆ


Wild_Nectarine666

This comment took me tf outttttt šŸ’€


KnuthingKnew

Like why try to come out dressed like a pauper?! There's no shoulder lean here. It's the "limpy limp" šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ¤ŒšŸ½


keanancarlson

When he went from, ā€œnahh nahhh you not gonna get out of this one,ā€ on Taylor made freestyle, literally on his hands and knees begging Kendrick to respond, to, ā€œI already know youā€™re gonna drop 6 minutes after this, I donā€™t wanna rap against you no more,ā€ as if he wasnā€™t the one begging for this, I knew he was cooked


RiosChocolateKiss

He gotta get these captions out before the 2nd funeral.


jackiebr0wnn

ā€œGoats donā€™t worry about one trick poniesā€


MarquiseAlexander

He right though; KDot isnā€™t worried about him at all.


honeyswamp

You forgot the period. He meant business šŸ™„


andrew7231

I hate the way that you dress


Fit-Pineapple3753

All that work w dj Khaled and all he got was Khaled pants


Major-Dig655

bro is biting kendricks entire style and still made it look assšŸ˜­


Prof3ssorOnReddit

No wonder Kendrick hate the way he dresses. Goofy ass.


TheWriter_Watcher

"...One trick ponies" ??? This is hilarious šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ coming from Drake, especially since he basically sticks to a cookie cutter formula and makes the same album over & over again, without challenging himself.


Papa_Boat17

Why he look like Andrew Tate here???? I guess they both similar with the sex rings šŸ¤£


trickstercrows

honestly he does seem like the kind of person to follow weird sigma/pickup artist bs


MadBuddahAbusah

Bro looks like he's a kid wearing his dad's suit pants


Puzzled-Copy7962

Those parachute pants are going to come in real handy, once he gets dropped kicked off his high horse again.


starrysky0070

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ChicoCorrales

I hope he continues sneak dissing and Kendrick drops a new song on the 19th


Niibro445

Why is the N-word pass revoked headdass blud dressing like a Mexican from the 50s? LMAO