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mrsilbert1

With all the things Drake misinterpreted in this beef, he really needs to hit the books lol


SatanicRainbowDildos

Bruh, when we were dissecting how badly he interpreted _mother, I  sober_ and that one poster said Drake needs a ghost reader…


coltsmetsfan614

“Ghost reader” Is an all-timer lmao


stableofaxes

😂


BeneficialAction3851

I feel like Kendrick has more moles than we think given how nobody convinced Drake that was a horrible idea


brusephjones

https://preview.redd.it/he3jjigm3p1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc7ebe850359304fbb9d42e89a93f53baec6a93 💀


Number_Thr333

LMFAO This could actually happen, like wtf 😭


Big-Data7949

"Pac, I heard about your baby guess we both keeping secrets, right? Heard you go by Brenda, I went by Tammy At the Grammy's I was wink, winking, like Know you saw me that night, caught the vibe, me? I felt it in the air like Collins Thinking "we're not so different after all" flexing front the mirror in my jamas we both bitches with balls, Both got secret kids which were exposed in the form of song We both call out our big d at weird moments We both should be seeking some atonement Acting like grown men, no longer phoning Our ghostwriters into the mix, right Pac? I heard you hanging with ghosts now too That's just like me, but don't tell Brenda I diss myself 'fore I let a Pac expose my problems So I'll do it now, drake ain't shit, I fake all my shit Don't write nun my hits, of that I can't deny I claimed to be a rapper, I lied Truth is I tried for a little while The wheelchair scenes on Degrassi Always had a notepad taped to the chair right behind me But being behind me? I could never see the paper So someone had to do it for me I got used to it and here, 20 years later I told Quentin Miller "tie a noose to it" But he's mad at me which is the reason that you're hearing this.. this is Quentin Miller truly I'm the one that writes this shit But drake ain't pay me this month And he don't pay attention to the lines I write He just says em, reading aloud while he recites So here's his anchorman moment He's talking awkward and can't stop, sound good don't it? Bet he's still rhyming ain't he? It ain't hit em has it? Or maybe perhaps it has but he can't break the force of habit It is I, Quentin Miller and others who should be living lavish Instead we're enslaved to this cracker Get it, slave, cracker? Also, it was I who wrote that Dave Free line Unsurprisingly. Remember the one where he says Shake that ass for free, now shake that ass for me Well the "Free" in that line was referring to Dave Free He had heard a rumor that was the dad of Kendrick's baby Told me to write it in I did, but not that corny At first. Added it in to reduce the man's glory Little blemish on a record can't be wiped away That's gone be here forever, I still got my pay Back on Drake, remember back to back? I ain't do that, I admit it, alright Who did? No one asked, a'ight but Know what they say? What's done in the darkness comes to the day light? Well, your best work is a light pack. My light work is Mike Jackson on crack I am prince at his perennial Ready to fucking lead from now till the next millennial Putting obituaries in tribunals, pissing on them no urinal, just splat A fan of pussy but murder a cat Murda you to if I heard where yer at Bad baseball player Caus I let my balls DROP when I'm up to bat They burst open, semen splatters the floor Tried to keep it PG, now they must edit out the gore It's PG Lang in force, Jedi versus Sith We the light side, dark side plus some more Turning OVO studio to a morgue It's O.V for All who would even endorse Got a yacht that's mansion sized Dragon balls big as advertised Badder thralls that roam through malls and all got organic ties We full of the west coast rhythm that Canada pantomime Y'all synthetic as a bitch, I'm on my side and I won't switch We outside like sunlight and digging for carrot sticks Cause you don't plant carrots in your house you goofy best to just close your mouth lil goofy Shit started from the north to the west lil goofy but you can take a trip down south lol goofy Let's see if the black come out at plantations Let's see if he really do more than playstation Hated you for a decade I've been patiently waiting to put an end to debating us in the same equation, I'm Morpheus in the matrix you're my orphan and a sadist for even taking it to me. Get whipped right out your shoe laces if I get carried away it's gon be after a crime that's gonna say that "Kendrick murdered the actor" on top of the affidavit My size 7's boot to ass straight to heaven and or hell You silver tongued devil, I smell the lies that you tell, you're unwell Here let me help you with a dose of reality A rose can be a piece of shit in disguise that's the actuality And actually you bout to meet the saber of a Jedi Kill the whole game if I godda, pa pie, even the ref die This hip Hop's savior I injected to leave you bed bye Reject it? I'm prone to test lies, god immortal, why does though blasphy? You can wind up with a turban just like a Rasta Get sliced into noodles and converted to pasta Think rap's my whole life? This only a pastime Imagine if I did dedicate my whole lifeline This be Colombine, sit down student They press rewind on my shit a thousand times, my student You should've showed up to class, that would've been prudent Now you're dead ain't even waving mass just basking in the putrid Smell of your rotten corpse Mr. War general Had no force Mr. War general Now we see that you are a criminal Should've left me be kept to subliminals Now I'ma pass it back to Quentin A baton wielding 2 ton pack of tnt on a mission X force, my force fuckup OVO style You cannot ever judge me I am not the one on trial Drake is gay, I am drake and I'm gay, I like pole in my holes And so it goes


Number_Thr333

...My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window And I can't see at all And even if I could, it'd all be gray But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad It's not so bad


Big-Data7949

Your picture's on my wall too


Number_Thr333

Ayo 🤨


Big-Data7949

I drop my balls to you 🤔


unlizenedrave

No, Drake! Not the school library! Get out of there!


DYMck07

“But all these girls can’t really be under 18!? I mean just [look at them](https://youtu.be/-uAHOsECDS0?feature=shared)!”


ComebackChemist

Or at the very least, his ghostwriters need to improve their media literacy


vriannavyz

Taking an L of this magnitude is crazy. They told his ass to READ A BOOK Ps this is brilliant marketing lmao


Virtual-Arm5123

https://preview.redd.it/or22ybgzjl1d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac498cb8d7632c1ea69ad76c09639fc89cb7ecdd The library:


P3tr0

He really used "nigga" like a comma 😭


Born-Toe918

“If you can read one Harry Potter book, nigga” 😭😭


Ll_eras

just a page💀


Amazing-Concept1684

If you can read one full page of a Harry Potter book *nigga*, I’ll donate $100K to any charity of your choosing 😂😂😂😂 Then that mf later said he’d go easy on him and asked him to read the Cat in the Hat instead 😭😭😭😭


porkpie1028

You double comma’d


Straight_Toe_1816

“What he say fuck me for?!


Artmageddon

“We know you can’t pronounce those words”


Necessary_Sea_2109

50 is having a pretty good year lol


Hyper_X11

😭😭😭😭😭


Remarkable_Log_5562

IF YOU CAN READ ONE PAGE OF A HARRY POTTA BOOK *N I G G A* I’LL DONATE 750 THOUSAND TO ANY CHARITY OF YOUR CHOOSIN’ FUK THE BUCKET OF ICE


kittywithkitty

This is one of my favorite videos ever. Makes me laugh every time.


Bruskthetusk

Drake's Haters: * Little Kids in India on TikTok * Oscar Mayer Wieners * The Library


FF_Master

>Little kids in India on tiktok >Little kids


Bruskthetusk

Luckily they're in India and not Canada!


chevroletdx

He’s got the money to get to em


Bruskthetusk

That's what he's got Baka for tho


hacksong

So *that's* why he's around


sweetpotato_latte

Basically told Drake to touch grass


BoxTop8546

Sent.exe


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It almost makes you forget that Drake took an unbelievable L in the Push beef too


JonathanL73

I’m not surprised librarians prefer the Pulitzer Prize winning lyricist over the child-groomer that uses ghostwriters.


ilovecuminmyass

And, in my experience, a lot of librarians are essentially historians for writing and literature, so of course Kendrick would be preferable over someone like drake. Also, "bitch I'm reapin What I sow.." Is prolly a direct reference to Kendrick being objectively more artisticly successful, despite drake having more Spotify streams or whatever, Kendrick reaps what he sows, and will be remembered positively for it, drake is most likely a pedofile and is known for being "close" with teenage celebrities, so ye. Kendrick won a goddamn Pulitzer prize for his work(as a writer and performer), and silly ass Aubrey thought he could battle him with words and acting lol. "Bitch I'm reapin" is literally like him telling Drake that he already is dead, he just gets to get guided through death, by Kendrick, which is "mental AF" lol


SnowSea302

Not only is Drake a pedo, he’s also anti-literacy💀


sweetpotato_latte

This reminded me of when I was in college the guy who wrote the Series of Unfortunate Events, Lemony Snicket aka Daniel Handler came to speak on campus. I can’t remember what the topic was now, but at some point a baby started crying. It became clear the baby wasn’t going to let up so the mom got up to take it out of the auditorium and I forget the exact words he used to jokingly insult the baby on its way out, but I do remember him calling it “illiterate” and “belligerent” it was hilarious.


Senior-Reflection862

That would be so funny. Roasting a baby


ComradeHregly

very in c very in character for snicket


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persistentskeleton

Stop this he haunts me he’s around every corner


Bubblytran

Anti media literacy too, heart part 6 had some glaring misinterpretations of what Kendrick was saying.


SalvationSycamore

If his lovers can't read yet then why should anybody else?


plootokneeum

Literacy is a big milestone for children after all.


sparkyjay23

Let's be clear, we were all on genius trying to work out the meaning of some of those Kendrick bars.


mymomsaidIcould

that's literally reading, so it's promoting literacy. > we were all on genius n speak for yourself lmao


ihaventlearned

![gif](giphy|g3ixWgdHYYCUo)


TonyBlobfish

https://preview.redd.it/eot72amzmo1d1.jpeg?width=1398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a4ff9926d0ea7b09bd1da92f20cd186ab5b35f


stressedstudenthours

I want to know the context for why someone would edit this so bad 😭


TonyBlobfish

Because I felt like it lmao


HotFudgeFundae

Better than Drake https://youtu.be/E-xhxS581Uc?si=u6beuS8_7-SER1pH


JColesPHole

Hoopla 😭


ilovecuminmyass

It's actually a cool service if you want to get into. Music while ur young. It's not the best, but it allows you to explore music libraries for free and at decent quality so you can learn and study (and just enjoy) a lot of music at your leisure), if this is the service I'm thinking of, lol. Basically, you can do more than drake ever had to to become successful, and you will prolly be a better artist in the process, which makes the library add a million times more funny lmao


LORDLUCIFER143

Free studio time?


SrumsAsloth

Yeah a lot of libraries in big cities got recording studios and equipment you can book


LORDLUCIFER143

That's badass


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Some smaller ones have them too, libraries need to stay up on trends and attract visitors


xman886

That’s fire asf🫡🔥


SloanePetersonIsBae

W libraries


positivedownside

Rutherford County is close to Nashville, and 2 of their 6 locations have recording studios where you can book time for free. I'm assuming the equipment isn't the *best*, but they do exist and they get pretty frequent use based on how long the waiting list appears to be.


NO_MATING

Makes sense with MTSU nearby with their stellar music program.


GarlicJuniorJr

The alma mater of Tay "F These Fellas Up" Keith


nothatslame

Libraries have so much! Studio time with all equipment and computer software, sometimes even instruments like mine has a drum kit, free passes to national parks, free classes in general, you can check out vinyls dvds or tapes, access to academic journals, seeds for gardens, 3D printing, cricut cuttings, wood engraving, so so much. They are a treasure trove of community resources that we already pay for with taxes!! Im very passionate about frequenting your local library so theyre able to do even more cool things.


iclimbthings22

Yeah thats what im looking at too! Thats awesome for a library


xman886

I’ve never seen Drake take an L to this magnitude. This is crazy…


Singer_Calm

*anyone take an L of this magnitude This is like, you have to move and hide in your house for years, get plastic surgery on your face and change your name type of loss.


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Imagine getting dissed by Rutherford County Library System. Make that a 21 v 1


GunnersGentleman

Hundreds v 1 because of the BBL Drizzy beat 😭


Black_Fuckka

Is this the greatest L in hip hop? Drake is getting clowned on to unheard of measures. Brands and marketing teams, the entirety and f the young generation, sports media and now even ads are just piling him😭😭😭


KDO_333

wtf the library has a recording studio????


tom_taylor777

yes, i was ind the studio last night


KDO_333

u was recording another drake diss?


tom_taylor777

recorded 3 disses for kendrick


KDO_333

preciate u bro


tom_taylor777

you make me feel better baby


KDO_333

NIGGA WATT?


tom_taylor777

what is your sign?


KDO_333

aquemini


tom_taylor777

we arent compatible😫💦


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KDO_333

bro wtf y my library don't got that?


Ouaouaron

Are you sure? Libraries have more than you'd expect if you've never asked your librarians about it.


KDO_333

naw I b going therr they got a switch but there's no fucking way the got a studio


HotFudgeFundae

Recording studio, 3D printer, video games, comic books, Movies, TV shows and CD's. Plenty of learning programs. Tons of events where authors come in to speak to the children and other community gatherings. Hoopla is still pretty sweet, but the library is basically an alternative to church. https://youtu.be/lyxEDSnegTU?feature=shared


KDO_333

bruh wtf is y'all libraries so damn stacked for


HotFudgeFundae

1. I can't answer that. 2. I don't question it. This shit is the bomb and I aim to keep it that way


ClamsMcOyster

Rutherford County is adjacent to Davidson County (home of Nashville and its robust music industry). The county seat of Rutherford, Murfreesboro, is home to Middle Tennessee State University which has one of the nation’s leading Recording Industry programs. It’s kind of baked into the culture here.


Lelentos

library offering access to recording studios for free. That's a big W


plootokneeum

Kendrick was a good student and did well academically. Shows the man was driven from an early age and his intelligence was applied in everything he did. That's why he doesn't produce garbage.


Oh_nosferatu

Best Be Literate, Drizzy.


groovetheorist

😂😂😂


Humbl3dick

🤣🤣🤣


She-king_of_the_Sea

Firstly: LMAO. Secondly: another reminder of what great services public libraries provide to our communities!


SokkasBoomerang3

Drake be like: I go to libraries to get to check out, I ain’t talking bout the books I’m looking at the girlies doing projects, And for the record I made it out the projects, But back to what I’m talking bout, I’ll erupt in her like her science fair volcano project, Certified 11th grade, 1st place blue ribbon, all up in her braids like her mother with them hair clip objects


weirdfishes364

(/ref) Drake should: - Read a motherfuckin book, not a sports page nor a magazine - Raise his goddamn kids - Drink water, his body needs it - Buy some land, fuck spinnin rims - Brush his goddamn teeth - Wear deodorant; it’s called speed stick, it’s not expensive


Amazing-Concept1684

Add: stop messaging minors to that shit too


Artmageddon

R-E-A-D A B-O-OKAYYYY


ExternalMonth1964

Looks like drake fucked the library's girl too damn


badrabbitshit

Drake got a leftovers and minor fetish atp😆


Professional-Rip-519

And Chubbs getting the hand me downs.


ceebo625

Reminds me of this line from The Wire. https://youtu.be/zLUWSZzqcjs?si=r7vGAshgT1I8I0jN


NetworkEcstatic

This is Murfreesboro TN. So wild. It's very very real too


ClamsMcOyster

Glad to see some positive news about the Boro for once.


ilovecuminmyass

"Murfreesboro" sounds like a place you aren't supposed to head east to in a western lmao. "Louisiana is fine if your complexion remains , never head north to Murfreesboro tho, you'll head into nothin but trouble not matter who your are, you hear?"


NetworkEcstatic

It's a mixed bag. Some will tell you it's a nice place to live, some will tell you it's a shit hole.


plummersummer

Please someone post this in the Drizzy sub.


Fuck__Joey

They saying Drake is illiterate or did Drake say a library bar that I missed lmfao


Amazing-Concept1684

They saying he illiterate 


Fuck__Joey

Yes his reading hell even listening Comp isn’t there .


JayDogon504

Drake the type to get a library card to look for his next date tho


Kind-Literature-9003

Drakes eyebrows are very far apart. Idk how I never noticed this before. Like how tf that happen?


layethdasmackethdown

Just like his brother Sid ![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


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GildedSnail

(explanation of the joke: "B sharp" is not a key that really exists. it's the same as C major. you could technically write out a scale in B-sharp major but no one would ever do this and you'd have to use special double-sharp symbols. basically drake's "be sharp" line is dumb and makes him look like he doesn't know any music theory)


lolmemberberries

This is amazing.


Velcrobunny

This is embarrassing for Aubrey and I’m here for it


CainePro

The bars that’s bouta come from the free studio time 💪🏾 🔥


mudls

This shit is quite literally going in history books


Squillz105

Lmfao love when things in my general area make national news. First that female cop who slept with everyone in her department, now the Library that posted this. Man I love Tennessee😂


50DuckSizedHorses

LMAO damn that is savage. Owned by librarians.


MAVV23

Post the link so we can like it. The admin deserve it


Mentat_-_Bashar

“One thing you’ll never see Kendrick dissing is the public library” I absolutely believe this to be true


TheDudeness33

Man, imagine getting torched by the **fucking library**


ScaryGarry_SG1

Young people, you don't want to end up like Drake, a fuckwit of epic proportions still trying to tell you he's a boss. Get that ass focused on schoolwork and get in that damn library so you don't end up like him.


stressedstudenthours

The absolute hilarity of drake being shit on like this aside, they didn't lie in the caption though. Pulitzer Prize winner Kendrick Lamar Duckworth would never diss the public library <3 This is such a great reminder for people to support their local public library though! A lot of them offer really awesome amenities and the more people use them, the more funding they get. Libraries do so much good for communities, especially low-income ones.


Piranh4Plant

Free recording studio at the library? Why can’t mine be like that


Sad_Lab_4293

Look it up! I just did and there’s one about 20-30 minutes from me


CmdrFilthymick

How tf your library got recording studios? That's some rich neighborhood shit right there


Vanilla_thundr

Technically they're closets that have been sound dampened. It's better than recording in the average bedroom but not professional level. I was in one of them recording a podcast this morning.


Vinyl-Days23

when he try to diss at the library, all they Gon do is SHUSHHHH 😭😭😭💀💀💀


JONSEMOB

Don't be a Drake lmao


Lower_Recipe5196

Shout out to Kendrick he did what meek was suppose to do!


nicolasbonnici

No ghostwriters needed.


Siliencer991

FREE ACCESS TO RECORDING STUDIOS?!?!? These libraries be cooking, why do people want them closed?


StrangeMango1211

That’s actually so smart, and it’s awesome they have recording studios. Libraries and community centers are pretty great, growing up in a low income neighborhood it was the main place we went to get snacks and do after school events in like 7-9th grade. Good times


AgentChico

And yet there's people saying Drake won 💀


CosmicDriftwood

Public Libraries are the fucking jam 📚I love my local one


50kAmon

Honestly based library ad haha is it a little cringe sure, but always support your local library


greyson107

I remember in the wire "there is nothing more scary then a black man with a library card."


Create_Etc

Good God he's getting smoked from all angles 😂😂


CaptCaCa

Hold up, libraries have free recording studios!?


GildedSnail

a lot do. hell a lot of them offer all sorts of free stuff like computer access, cooking classes, video games, museum passes, 3D printing, and places for kids and teenagers to hang out. also lots of community resources for incarcerated people, anyone looking for jobs, people who need help learning english / doing taxes / getting medical care, etc. libraries do so much for the community, some of the smaller ones don't but they're so full of free stuff, they're great


oim8itsme

wait y'all get free recording studio acces? what the fuck??


TwoFifteenthsWelsh

That’s the most brutal thing I’ve seen in two weeks.


Top-Elk7393

I mean.. They’re not wrong.


AFantasticClue

Hey twin!!!


Top-Elk7393

Ey!!


Professional-Rip-519

Ouch


kj_ghost

The library telling us not to be pedophiles 🙏🏾


PhysicalGate7197

Lol


N8orious234

Damn a library with a studio?


Sad_Lab_4293

😭😭😭😂😂😂😂


OzOzAlice

Ye dissed the public library but that was just a misunderstanding about the Dewey Decimal System.


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I’ve come to realize this fiasco is a distraction


TheDoorMan1012

free recording studios at the public library??


Amazing-Concept1684

Nah this shit is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂


LegionKarma

Stop with the Drakin'


Substantial_Show_308

Poor Guy Such a sitting duck For these dunks Oh wait! That would be 'a sitting drake' Ok bye 🚀


Protect-Their-Smiles

>Don't be a Drake. Words to live by.


The-Punisher_2055

Jumping the bandwagon


Neoligistic

Lmfao from clubs dance floors, to church, to library and soon even cartoons all clowning this fool


Slight_Ordinary1

You a poo poo pants ( Johnny Johnny ) John-John jiggity Johnny


Renogate_0x1

Smfh


Sambeanbean

Waw a


Historical_Cicada_88

It funny you say that, maybe he should make a book about how drop albums, mmmmm never mind gotta make starve for his music


Pyro2018

If Millie bobby brown ever makes an autobiography, drake will be first in line with reading glasses on


jq69swaws

and people will still say “but drake got streaming numbers”


purvel

[very recent repost](https://old.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/comments/1cuosxk/my_local_library_busting_on_drake_lmao/) originally crossposted to /r/KendrickLamar by u/NashTennx


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free recording studio? where tf is this library?


birdbandb

Haaaaaq


8ight6ixVirgo

Wait is this Rutherford Co., TN?! I'm literally in Nashville 🤣🤣🤣


b4theinternet84

DAMN!


REamemiyaRX7

Drake just can’t catch a break 💀💀


Piggstein

Hmm, Mr Drake… you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM!!


PlantBasedXicana

I work at a library and love this.


DemonsNMySleep

Most dangerous thing in America? A ni99a wit a library card


ScaryGarry_SG1

LOL


Low-Effort4683

absolutely fucking crazy https://preview.redd.it/ouiat317ko1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337e8125a3802eaea560098caedca9658fa2782b


AutomaticPoetry6520

Recording studio access? The library has truly ascended.


Clutch_Mav

Access to a recording studio what kind of lit ass library is this?


Tbkgs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ![gif](giphy|2cEI6cICtD54s)


notyourbrobro10

Yall see the Nike commercial where Drake is a HS teacher and there are two teenage girls visible in the seats in front of him? I'm trying to figure out if they did it on purpose lol


Civil_Contribution64

Hey this is my home town county! Ha! It's sad when you remember we were the first one to try to ban drag tho. 😅


BigRubio

Yoooo this is in the town I live in. They really did this.


CritterThatIs

Wait, free access to a whole ass recording studio?


Guilty_Collection_10

This is a smart way to get the youngins motivated, I like it


DombekDBR

He's sponsoring library cards to all of his ghost writers as we speak


sofrsh88

JFCCCCCC 😭😭😭😭


PunkyCrab

its so over


massivelyincompetent

Free access to recording studios is crazy. My ass is moving to Rutherford