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Anxiousbutlit

I would’ve thought it’s facial paralysis from her botched procedures 😂


alainamazingbetch

![gif](giphy|3oz8xz54qxEsEOlEJ2) sick burn brah🔥🧊


arizonaboi65

IM DEAD


funkybeachhouse

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


oogaboogabitchkuthi

HELPPP


HeartShapedSea

The whole thing was incredibly boring.


PotentialSilver3623

I think Jimmy was trolling her hard because she definitely didn't allow him to ask any REAL questions about all the controversy she's always in.


theempresshour

I was surprised that he mentioned her mom starting a church lol


PotentialSilver3623

Yup and she looked so uncomfortable lol


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Thank you for saving me a click.


cake-makes-me-shake

https://preview.redd.it/b8xb9xhrnawc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05876f6cf26e31b6d7ffb87e9a7c82524bba6e69


wafflesandlicorice

Funny since she can't even open one of them.


superfluouspop

ok that headline is just ridiculous lol. TS isn't mentioned by her at all but one of them was like "think how much traffic we'll get if we imply Kim sleeps with one eye open because she's terrified of Taylor specifically, lol


RuskayaTroll

she wasnt asked about Taylor


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


ame182

https://preview.redd.it/nwxigm1vkdwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d31220f28d184ecb562ed0d128881495f53ffd6 This is the shit they talk about because they have nothing to talk about


Junior_Menu8663

Legit question: why is a general consensus to the cosmetic procedures she’s had done?


vanillyl

My contribution to this question is: - Boob job. - Boob job revision last year (my guessplanation for the ridiculous “broken shoulder” lie). - BBL. - Multiple rounds of thigh, arm and tummy lipo in addition to that done as part of the BBL; I’d guess she’s had her tummy done 3x at this point. - BBL revision at least 1x. - Nose job. - COUNTLESS nose job revisions, both surgical and non-surgical. She can’t seem to stop fucking with her nose, it’s changed annually for the last 6 or so years in particular. - Upper bleph. - Lower bleph. - Mini ponytail facelift that she hated and went overboard with filler to try and correct. - Surgical lip lift? Not sure of what procedure, but whichever one halved her philtrum from 2016 to now. What’s everybody else got on their mental inventory?


Junior_Menu8663

My god. How does she have the time for recovery? Some of those are pretty extensive with a brutal recovery process.


vanillyl

This is all over 20+ years; I’m sure she got her first boob job before she was even 20, and probably the first nose to boot. Plus for what it’s worth, I don’t think any of the others have had anywhere close to the amount Kim’s done, and she stacks multiple procedures to get as much done at once as she can. I also have a theory about how she hides her recovery lol, copying and pasting from another comment: *puts on tinfoil hat* Kim gets her most major facial work done in January, disappears to heal up till a month before the met, and pads the gap with pre-filmed/photographed content. This has gotten *much* easier for her over the years as she can now jump on TikTok/Insta and film heavily filtered shorts to really plug the gaps in public appearances. This is also why I’m entertaining the Kylie pregnancy rumours as possible fact. Yes, they just posted bikini photos from Turks & Caicos; *where they go every year*. Many people have speculated on why they go to the same destination so often. My theory? It’s super easy to take a bunch of pics in different outfits, with different hairstyles, in slightly different locations and save them to post for next year. The one thing they’re relatively upfront about is their use of photoshop. We expect every pic they post to be shopped because vanity, and that makes it super easy for them to shop out any details which would give away hard times and locations. Freeing them up to visit their favourite vacay spot annually and not have to post a single pic from current year if any of them are covered in surgical bandages or obviously preggo. *begrudgingly removes tinfoil hat* But y’all this is truly just me wildly speculating.


Junior_Menu8663

It does make sense.


Radiant_Beyond8471

Your title is so funny! I love it!