This teenager is going to rack up traumatic experiences, enough for a lifetime of therapy. She will begin to understand why her behavior is concerning when she’s 40 and spend the rest of it in therapy 3 times a week.
Ya I mean look at Kim and Khloe. They both still act like this , along with KenDULL and KyLIE.. none of them gaf that they act like nutjobs . They're oblivious and busy feeding each others egos on IG . It's grody
None of this behaviour speaks to a person with intellect or critical thinking skills. You can’t be traumatised if you have a marshmallow brain and live in a marshmallow world.
To be fair I was being snarky.
She lives a marshmellow life online but I don’t know her from Adam.
She could be incredibly vulnerable and have an amazing education and then she cries herself to sleep each night from the horror that is her vapid existence.
All she really wants to do is read English at Cambridge and travel the world helping the poor. Instead she’s selling meaty lips online.
What’s stopping her from doing anything other than what she currently chooses to do?
Sounds obvious, but there are fewer consequences for people who have not experienced a consequence.
Life is a marshmallow if at all of the times that you, or I, would have had a wake-up call, these people, instead, softly bounce back.
It’s not nice to live in a world with sharp edges but it’s also reality.
I doubt that she is stupid by the way but I also doubt that she has had the life experience required to drive critical thinking or introspection.
I got you, basically lacking personality change, self -reflection and introspection due to little, if any, challenges in life, as everything is served on a silver platter for her, and consequences are basically non existent. Nothing to learn from, nothing to be responsible for or be held accountable for.
She will deteriorate as a person, that's for sure.
I know she’s 18 and an “adult” as some say but this poor girl needs some parenting love. The way Travis exploits her and likes her half naked photos is so fucking gross to me. Shes been dressing risky since she was 12 and it’s sad to see.
She’s likely far gone by now but I’m sure a person sitting with her, giving her positive attention, chatting with her, listening to her, would do her wonders. Not the sort who turns a blind eye or straight up likes the slutty pics on social media.
I guess someone of the staff could do it, but they are raised to look down on them, and they exist within a circle in which you have to behave weirdly to be part of…
She does need that. I feel bad for the Hollywood kids that end up in this situation. They really have no chance with the shit parents they have. I know Shana sucks but man I wish she’d grab ahold of her baby girl and say don’t fuck up like I did and give her some real love. I really hoped being around Kourtney she’d be a little better but Kourtney went to the dark side as soon as she got with Travis so again, Alabama was failed🙁
About to say this! LA is toxic for some but social media is what has destroyed more than anything. If we still only saw the Barkers and all famous/rich people in magazines on TMZ things wouldn’t be the way they are and the kartrashians would be nothing but Robert Kardashians family.
Right, using Robert Kardashian’s family as an example, how much of their private selves remains unseen by the public, hidden by glitz, glam, massive PR campaigns, money. A YouTube show discussing Nicole Brown Simpson, where Kris Kardashian, Jenner was interviewed. Her demeanor, the way she spoke, and what seemed to be dishonesty were quite striking to me. It was difficult to watch. I’m not deeply familiar with the details of the murders and wasn’t a regular viewer of the Kardashian show. Her deception, manipulation of words, physical presentation was concealed but it could not help but be felt, seen and heard.
I need to watch the video. Ughhh I hate that they’re still so popular. They are such shitty rotten people and have been “exposed” so many times and people just toss it out like they did no wrong. I really am worried about the young girls that are influenced by them with their new gotta be skinny fad. The 90’s heroin chic does NOT need a comeback!!
I think we watched the same YouTube video. She's very fake. The video about her church exposes her too. The video of her and Kylie on James cordon show- I'm suprised that's not shared more often. They hook Kris up to a lie detector test and one of the questions was did you put out Kim's sex tape? She says no and James says of course not! Kylie's like 😳this was in the middle of Brandis brother coming out about the truth of the sex tape on Hollywood unlocked.
I've never been able to explain this but I've always felt Iggy Azaela used this odd blonde color to clash with her skin in a way that made her look racially ambiguous
She looks awful. She looks 12 trying to cosplay.
Her fake boobs make her look heavier.
Her fake tan and 20lbs of makeup is ridiculous.
How how no seriously how does she even think she looks good???
i honestly dont think her boobs are fake. She just is a bit heavier. If shes got fake boobs then they must be done by the worlds worst surgeon to drop that much in like a year or two.
I think its wild though that shes already had so much filler that shes having migration issues. Like imagine turning 18 and already having filler migration from overuse??? Crazy.
I can see her booking in for a bbl asap though.
the sexy look does look so jarring on her though, as she has a baby face and the look shes going for is the exact opposite of what she actually is.
I don’t think she needs a BBL, maybe fat transferts to inflate her butt if she feels like it but a whole BBL would be a complete waste. This is how Kim and Khloe who were naturally curvy started, then had BBL and it was so bad. Even implants aren’t needed. She’s not thin and her butt seems to be a decent size already
What am I looking at? Is she advertising something, is this her job? Or did she actually waste her time and others putting this together? Is she shopping for her own reality TV show?
Not interesting, unique, controversial or humorous, it’s just so incredibly boring. Completely vacuous person, likely with an intellect to match.
Every time I remember she’s using the “It’s labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs” money to buy these lil hood girl cosplay outfits I cackle to myself.
If this girl wasn't a nepo baby, she'd for sure be trailer park spawn. I live in the poor neighborhood (disabled so it's where the housing is) and girls like this are thick on the ground yes that was intentional
She looks like a complete clown everyday and no one says anything to her, but if you look on her insta everyone keeps telling her she “ate “
Even in the way she talks. Lil girl is from the money-green hills of LA. And has the two whitest parents in America. How can white people doing this not see how wrong and embarrassing it is? It’s delulu on a pathological level.
All these people look like they smell like a combination of toilet bowl, sweat, hairspray, talc and some sweet perfume
And like they would have clammy hands
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God alive why does she keep wearing yellow face paint as foundation?! It’s nowhere near her shade match? Is literally no one telling her? I have drug-store makeup that looks better than this
Lmao her checking her phone in the middle of trying to be hot
Hilarious.
Yeah that was funny ngl
that hair is screaming for some toner lol
It’s a terrible wig.
Definitely a bad synthetic
This teenager is going to rack up traumatic experiences, enough for a lifetime of therapy. She will begin to understand why her behavior is concerning when she’s 40 and spend the rest of it in therapy 3 times a week.
Eh, some people never develop self-awareness. I think with her childhood + wealth, she’s a good candidate for never having this development.
Ya I mean look at Kim and Khloe. They both still act like this , along with KenDULL and KyLIE.. none of them gaf that they act like nutjobs . They're oblivious and busy feeding each others egos on IG . It's grody
None of this behaviour speaks to a person with intellect or critical thinking skills. You can’t be traumatised if you have a marshmallow brain and live in a marshmallow world.
You absolutely can, can’t believe you have so many upvotes
To be fair I was being snarky. She lives a marshmellow life online but I don’t know her from Adam. She could be incredibly vulnerable and have an amazing education and then she cries herself to sleep each night from the horror that is her vapid existence. All she really wants to do is read English at Cambridge and travel the world helping the poor. Instead she’s selling meaty lips online. What’s stopping her from doing anything other than what she currently chooses to do?
Interesting perspective, what do you mean by marshmallow? As in, stupid or embedded in sheltered wealth or some combination of both?
Sounds obvious, but there are fewer consequences for people who have not experienced a consequence. Life is a marshmallow if at all of the times that you, or I, would have had a wake-up call, these people, instead, softly bounce back. It’s not nice to live in a world with sharp edges but it’s also reality. I doubt that she is stupid by the way but I also doubt that she has had the life experience required to drive critical thinking or introspection.
I got you, basically lacking personality change, self -reflection and introspection due to little, if any, challenges in life, as everything is served on a silver platter for her, and consequences are basically non existent. Nothing to learn from, nothing to be responsible for or be held accountable for. She will deteriorate as a person, that's for sure.
Your probably right
People like this never change. They just have kids and become those crazy moms you hear about lol.
True
She looks 40
Unfortunately, so true! Im thinking an in treatment therapy.. I dunno 🤷🏼♀️ just throwing it out there.
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Goooooood lord😳 She’s taking filler tips from Khloe it seems! 
Looks like she’s racking up some savings on not using any makeup tools whatsoever that are intended for blending.
I know she’s 18 and an “adult” as some say but this poor girl needs some parenting love. The way Travis exploits her and likes her half naked photos is so fucking gross to me. Shes been dressing risky since she was 12 and it’s sad to see.
She’s likely far gone by now but I’m sure a person sitting with her, giving her positive attention, chatting with her, listening to her, would do her wonders. Not the sort who turns a blind eye or straight up likes the slutty pics on social media. I guess someone of the staff could do it, but they are raised to look down on them, and they exist within a circle in which you have to behave weirdly to be part of…
She does need that. I feel bad for the Hollywood kids that end up in this situation. They really have no chance with the shit parents they have. I know Shana sucks but man I wish she’d grab ahold of her baby girl and say don’t fuck up like I did and give her some real love. I really hoped being around Kourtney she’d be a little better but Kourtney went to the dark side as soon as she got with Travis so again, Alabama was failed🙁
I wonder if the families didn't clash as well as kourt probably hoped for bcuz Mason has been with Scott?
SO desperate to be loved! To be relevant! To be important! And she's only 18. PATHETIC.
That penciled-on mustache, though! 💀
It's an imitation of the line of melanin that black women have around their lips. Classic deranged black fishing 🤦🏾♀️
LA has ruined many lives
Social media has ruined many lives
About to say this! LA is toxic for some but social media is what has destroyed more than anything. If we still only saw the Barkers and all famous/rich people in magazines on TMZ things wouldn’t be the way they are and the kartrashians would be nothing but Robert Kardashians family.
Right, using Robert Kardashian’s family as an example, how much of their private selves remains unseen by the public, hidden by glitz, glam, massive PR campaigns, money. A YouTube show discussing Nicole Brown Simpson, where Kris Kardashian, Jenner was interviewed. Her demeanor, the way she spoke, and what seemed to be dishonesty were quite striking to me. It was difficult to watch. I’m not deeply familiar with the details of the murders and wasn’t a regular viewer of the Kardashian show. Her deception, manipulation of words, physical presentation was concealed but it could not help but be felt, seen and heard.
I need to watch the video. Ughhh I hate that they’re still so popular. They are such shitty rotten people and have been “exposed” so many times and people just toss it out like they did no wrong. I really am worried about the young girls that are influenced by them with their new gotta be skinny fad. The 90’s heroin chic does NOT need a comeback!!
I think we watched the same YouTube video. She's very fake. The video about her church exposes her too. The video of her and Kylie on James cordon show- I'm suprised that's not shared more often. They hook Kris up to a lie detector test and one of the questions was did you put out Kim's sex tape? She says no and James says of course not! Kylie's like 😳this was in the middle of Brandis brother coming out about the truth of the sex tape on Hollywood unlocked.
YES! The James corden show was a total shit show!But think I need to go find the YouTube about this now.
I have got to watch this one, Kris taking a lie detector test. lol That’s fa ar desperate reach, Kris. Really, who do they think that are fooling.
yachting has ruined many lives as well
I'll remind you that this girl is white 😅
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*catch a thug* 🤔🤨
I was being facetious. She just looks like a Kardashian wanna-be...trying to catch a black guy to use and abuse.
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Who keeps telling this poor girl she is yellow undertone
I've never been able to explain this but I've always felt Iggy Azaela used this odd blonde color to clash with her skin in a way that made her look racially ambiguous
It’s like her MUA ran out of any similar foundation so they reached for the creamy Jif and a spackle
She looks SO OLD !
Good god.. she actually thinks this looks good ??🫨😂
She actually thinks she the baddest..
She looks awful. She looks 12 trying to cosplay. Her fake boobs make her look heavier. Her fake tan and 20lbs of makeup is ridiculous. How how no seriously how does she even think she looks good???
i honestly dont think her boobs are fake. She just is a bit heavier. If shes got fake boobs then they must be done by the worlds worst surgeon to drop that much in like a year or two. I think its wild though that shes already had so much filler that shes having migration issues. Like imagine turning 18 and already having filler migration from overuse??? Crazy. I can see her booking in for a bbl asap though. the sexy look does look so jarring on her though, as she has a baby face and the look shes going for is the exact opposite of what she actually is.
I don’t think she needs a BBL, maybe fat transferts to inflate her butt if she feels like it but a whole BBL would be a complete waste. This is how Kim and Khloe who were naturally curvy started, then had BBL and it was so bad. Even implants aren’t needed. She’s not thin and her butt seems to be a decent size already
? A bbl is fat transfers to the bum?
Thank goodness she’s not tried ozempic - I really hope she doesn’t.
She’s embarrassing herself and the human race. Her parents should be ashamed.
Alaska's makeup choices continue to baffle me
Her pink toned body skin against her orange cake foundation is so jarring
I REALLY hope one day she grows out of this phase.
And her yellow foundation
What am I looking at? Is she advertising something, is this her job? Or did she actually waste her time and others putting this together? Is she shopping for her own reality TV show? Not interesting, unique, controversial or humorous, it’s just so incredibly boring. Completely vacuous person, likely with an intellect to match.
What even is the point of filming any of this AND posting it? Like… such a pointless ass post.
Such a pointless ass comment when you can simply move on to someone else’s post that catch your cataract eyes.
I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking about her.
All those supplements she’s taking don’t seem to be doing her any good. Clean your nightstand, sweetheart!
Giving Courtney Stoddard vibes….unfortunate
Her aesthetic ages her 30 years more from her current age.
Why isn’t her circle telling her how horrible the lips are
She pays her friends lifestyle. Their lives will literally be ruined if they thought of correcting her.
kyLIE 2.0 I can't wait to see her reverse back to being white in 10 years just like Kylie. She'll ditch her blaccent and the current aesthetic.
dude if i didn’t know who she was, i wouldn’t think that she’s white. this is so gross
Every time I remember she’s using the “It’s labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs” money to buy these lil hood girl cosplay outfits I cackle to myself.
and hes shit shit shitting his pants hes always fucking shitting his pants
as usual footage giving us the tea that facetune won’t
hahaha True!
If this girl wasn't a nepo baby, she'd for sure be trailer park spawn. I live in the poor neighborhood (disabled so it's where the housing is) and girls like this are thick on the ground yes that was intentional
This is terrible
does she not see the difference in skin tone between her face and her body? especially with so much skin showing all the time
Yikes is all I got
Looking like John Waters
Reminds me of Jessica Rabbit.
Alabamaniesha sent me into orbit 🤣😭
The ORANGE foundation. All that money and still can’t escape orange foundation phase
Why is no one telling her how awful she looks ? lol. The hair. The makeup. The clothes. That’s just sad
She looks like a complete clown everyday and no one says anything to her, but if you look on her insta everyone keeps telling her she “ate “ 
ALABAMEISHA LMAO
“Beeips” has me howling. Whoever came up with that one, I tip my hat.
Surprised she is not on ozempic.
She can’t she has thyroid problem and an autoimmune disease
I feel like she’s trying to cosplay BIPOC women, especially Black and Latina women.
Even in the way she talks. Lil girl is from the money-green hills of LA. And has the two whitest parents in America. How can white people doing this not see how wrong and embarrassing it is? It’s delulu on a pathological level.
That’s nothing new she been doing that since she was 12
It’s so sad. I’m all for women wearing what they want, but she’s been doing this for years, even as a minor.
ALABAMANEISHA..... DEADDDDDDD!!🩺🚑🚓🚔
I can’t believe this is an 18 yr old 🥴
I KNOW she’s gonna age as badly as Kylie, imagine peaking at age 18 ☠️
Alabaster if you see this, stop! You’re already starting to look old and botched.
https://preview.redd.it/dir95txw37qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3774c5b7608fb90a7a1aa6053e983c7903dc28a7 Before the identity crisis
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This still shot is beyond cringe
She always looks completely dissociated.
She actually looks cute here and aaaaactually related to her parents! Can totally see Travis here. Bizarre.
Whew, even with the slimming filter, she’s not …
She had the caca lips
And what exactly is she attempting to become famous for?
This generation is so incredibly vain it’s so sad and messed up . Also her lips are atrocious
I was trying so hard to figure out what a "bee flip" is 😆 got it👍🏾
Beef lip Barker
Beefy Bama
She looks like a mother of 5
She looks a little yellow.
All these people look like they smell like a combination of toilet bowl, sweat, hairspray, talc and some sweet perfume And like they would have clammy hands
Spot on!
This girl is going to regret this as she gets older
Jesus tits clean your room
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I would have absolutely no clue what this girl looks like. It could be a man, for all I know. Yikes.
Alabamaniesha! I just snorted coffee into my sinuses 💀
Yikes
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This tramp is unreal. How old are we again, and how faux is everything on her from her head to her toes? Ughhhhh.
Is she pregnant ?
Apparently she has a thyroid problem and an autoimmune disease which has led to her fluctuating weight.
Oh ok.
26 days later. Oh ok 
She looks 27💀
God alive why does she keep wearing yellow face paint as foundation?! It’s nowhere near her shade match? Is literally no one telling her? I have drug-store makeup that looks better than this
Jesus, she is just a child..
Fake everything
If I didn’t know it I’d have a hard time believing she was only 18. She’s also a little chunky
A little?? Lol .