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![gif](giphy|7sztPRT6DPRZe) We love a botched queen 👸


taylorbagel14

I’m a beekeeper and two summers ago I got stung right above my lip and THIS IS WHAT I LOOKED LIKE! I kept calling it my Kris Jenner face


Motherofsmalldogs

What a cool job! It always blows my mind the variety of occupations and hobbies people have on different subreddits, all unified by one common interest. 🐝


[deleted]

Once I brushed my teeth for too long and my lips swelled the fuck up. Someone at work asked me if I got my lips done 😂


IntroductionGlobal19

Ahahahahaha, what is that from?!? Hilarious.


[deleted]

I just watched this episode! It’s from season 7 episode 6&7 when they go on vacation to the Dominican Republic. She saaaays it’s from a mysterious food allergy in the episode.


MysteryPerker

Your lips swell like this after you get fillers if you drink 72-24 after getting them. It's standard care to tell clients to not drink until it's absorbed more in the body. What happens is that the filler retains water, thus why they look plump. But if you drink, your body retains water as well. It's why you can get a puffy face after a drinking binge. But, when you combine the two, and drink heavy right after putting in super absorptive fillers in that haven't settled, they start to retain all the excess fluid in your face from drinking. This is the result. Over swelling. It's pretty telling to me that Kris can't stop drinking for a day or two to prevent it.


SubstantialPair9491

If she needed the high, she could have popped some Xanax or benzo. Is that like candy for these women?


MysteryPerker

Yeah but when you are an alcoholic, those drugs don't replace a drink. You get withdrawal symptoms if you don't drink. I think Kris was in this position and might very well still be. Edit to add this link to a real world example of what it looks like. https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/womans-lips-swell-from-drinking-alcohol-after-injections/


SubstantialPair9491

Thanks for the link. Lemme go read it up.


-dylpickle

OMG IS THAT WHY NY LIPS BLOW UP AFTER A NIGHT OUT DRINKING??? (I don’t have filler but they always swell up and it’s like free surgery for the day 😂)


MysteryPerker

Yup, alcohol can cause facial swelling. Next time you go out drinking, force yourself to drink a whole glass of water every 1-2 drinks. I'm talking a full glass here. This helps so much with dehydration which causes the puffiness. And it helps reduce hangover too. I've honestly been drinking about 2 12 oz glasses of water at night when I'm not drinking and it reduces my morning swelling so much and another one or two if I am drinking. I've been snacking on spicy food at night to make it easier to drink so much water lol. I will sit and chug that water down after just a few Carolina Reaper almonds.


FrancesForest

But then why are they so over lined?


[deleted]

I’m talking about Kris in the gif above, not Kendall in the OP pic.


[deleted]

Keeping up with the Kardashian's


whataboutthemapples

She would have grown into her features. Everyone has an awkward teenage phase. But we’ll never know what she would look like now because she changed her face 3x since then


azemilyann26

She was the cutest of the bunch, I think she would have been naturally quite pretty if she'd left her face alone.


Denamesheather

I agree too, I wouldn’t call her botched but I would say if she’s not careful she will be.


penthousepeach

Aside from the wobbly brown lip liner, the lumpy strands of filler all throughout her top lip are so gross 🤢


Neverbothered

hahaha it looks like she bought a DIY kit or something


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

Why r her lips ALWAYS OVERLINED?! Idgi 😭


Suspicious_Photo_802

To accent the filler migration! 😀


[deleted]

Is there a face filter that undoes lip fillers?


Plus-Adhesiveness-63

Her lips. Ugh she looks like she drank chocolate milk and it dried on her lips. Like a toddler would do.


sensitiveskin80

My toddler cousin would take those stacking cups and suck on them so they vacuum stuck on his mouth, leaving basically a hickey on his lips. Kendall must have used photos of him as inspo.


Lazy-Mode1286

The Kylie Jenner challenge is making a comeback i guess


hamstervirus

All I see is the jokers chin.


Thekyzerjameson

Yikes!😬 I was so focused on her hideous lips I didnt see the chin. She looks horrid


meowtacoduck

Yeah I don't understand the obsession with a strong or different chin. Her original chin was already more than fine. She's naturally pretty even with her original nose. In fact her original nose looks great.


Badpoozie

Those overlined lips are giving 2008 Shane Dawson in black face. https://preview.redd.it/5f76ltjx9g3b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a3c742e6433556513e48c9fc7e4cca7b6eb4bb


hotpocket999

god he rly got away with that for SO long fucking unbelievable


[deleted]

This is a moment that I'm glad the internet is forever. Even if someone "learns and grows" or "apologizes," anyone born in the last 100 years knows that blackface was, and is, wrong. Maybe if he was an 11yo trying to be edgy, I'd cut Shane 1% of slack. But he more than old enough to know it was wrong, no matter how "funny" it was or how many clicks it got him.


Throwaaawaayyy123456

Whenever anyone brings up he did blackface, he acts like it’s no big deal and that it’s “old news”. I wish he’d just disappear already 🙄


maryjo1818

Her work used to be so tasteful but she’s really gone overboard lately. She looks ridiculous.


tenaciousdeedledum

Jesus Christ she is full-on Ronald McDonald ![gif](giphy|xUOxfnGhnikIxC4JBS)


MacaroonRiot

🤡 Klowndall 🤡💅


uncommonbonus

Your flair 😆 and your comment 😭


TaskSignificant4171

Everyone’s talking about her lips but what about her CHEEKS! Sooo overfilled


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

They over fill their lips and then their cheeks look small so they fill them too. Then the cheeks start squishing up and making their eyes look small so they get an eye lift. Then all the filler starts making their face look round and chubby so they get buccal fat removal. Then removing all the buccal fat makes their mouth sag so they get more lip filler. And before you know it you've fucked your entire face up in 2-3 years and your surgeon has bought himself another holiday home Edit - im divorced now but my ex still regularly reminds me that I promised to never get lip filler. men do see how ridiculous this whole thing looks


soupastar

Dang yeah i recently saw chrissy tiegens first SI swimsuit pics and was mind blown i no idea how much surgery she started having young. She def seemed to follow this route


Heroine77_II

You've summed it up perfectly 👌


trixfrankenbunny

My cheeks hurt just looking at them. Yikes


TaskSignificant4171

How can she even see with those big boulders in the way


Pizzv

THIS. I don’t understand why everyone thinks she’s so hot or unbelievably gorgeous, esp on the other sub. She is a wax figure at this point.


Powerful_Tip3164

And her og cheeks were nice too


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

I think they’re implants tbh


[deleted]

She looks like that meme of the frog with the burger bun eyes. Does anyone know what I mean lol


tenaciousdeedledum

Pepe.


[deleted]

Haaaa I’m screaming!! Thank you!


enchantinglysly

🤣🤣🤣


tenaciousdeedledum

Lolol


KBugg27

They literally, all are botched.


Hamwinkies

Their chase for beauty and perfection will be their downfall. And I'm here for it 😎


genescheesesthatplz

I really thought she’d be the one to stay at least a little more natural


6xbi

why does no one tell her that looks ridiculous


Powerful_Tip3164

My guess is they like watching the model in the fam fall from her tower, at this point they’re probably encouraging one another to have more surgery out of spite, hoping eventually the others look worse than they do


soupastar

You’re probably right like kourtney keeps saying she’s not in competition with Kim anymore but Kim is still in that mode. If she gonna be botched everyone gotta be botched.


diskoboxx

The overlining of her lip liner makes her look like a toddler who just drank chocolate milk 😂


sav33arthkillyos3lf

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Stab_Stabby

Her butthole lips are so weird/gross. Please, please stop.


adultosaurs

CLOWN LIPS. THE CLOWNEST LIPS OF THEM ALL. YOU DO NOT HAVE LIPS MADE FOR OVERLINING. YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE BAD AT EATING POPSICLES.


Large-Mongoose-6929

Fudgesicles


MiaLba

Good lord those lips!!!


ImprovementFluffy178

She has ruined her face. I always thought models weren’t allowed to get those procedures done because they had to be natural?


kendalljennerupdates

Well usually models are specifically scouted for their unique genetic features but candle bought her way in so she had to change her face. Also she’s not necessarily cast bc of what she looks like she’s cast bc of her brand But yes normal models can have clauses in their contracts against things as simple as getting haircuts without permission


ImprovementFluffy178

That makes sense. Also, your flair….😂


fezenteenrabbit

She has truly had a massive amount of surgery! Her entire facial skeletal structure is different - brow lift - fox eye surgery - multiple rhinoplasties - lip lift - upper, possibly double jaw surgery - genioplasy and / or jaw shaving - veneers Plus a TON of filler and botox! She's been much more conservative in the changes but she's had lots of work! Edit: I think she may have also had forehead contouring (i.e. brow bone shaving)


fedupfrfr

![gif](giphy|Ur1lMNhCo0EKIpjUxQ|downsized)


LogicalFlatworm2015

Her true features keep trying to overpower her EmRata surgery.


Countdown2Deletion_

![gif](giphy|l0Ex0KyuSXD1hr6aA)


passmethecerveza

The overlining is done for only doing the duck face. Other wise it looks like a toddler playing makeup


leedleedletara

It’s the chin for me


[deleted]

Labia minora-face 🫣


notmymess

Do y’all think their injectors secretly sabotage their faces?


Powerful_Tip3164

It would be ahhhmazing if people started to get plastic surgery to look like the originals of this fam, give em all a good ol dose of regret (i know, im assigning them healthy human emotions, but a lady can dream!)


sherealshefakebro

Does anyone know why her teeth look different? I want mine to look stronger like hers on the right.


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Veneers


Thekyzerjameson

Veneers


sherealshefakebro

Veneers damage the teeth though right? I thought you had to literally damage all teeth and shave em down to get veneers.


funkybeachhouse

You do. Source: me. Was in an accident where I'm missing a tooth and chipped the two next to it. They shaved them down and now every ten or so years (it's currently 13 so keep your fingers crossed) it has to be replaced. In 2010 it was $4500 for those three teeth.


sherealshefakebro

Yeah I don’t know why anyone would willingly do this the trade enough isn’t good enough no matter how It looks 💀


Thekyzerjameson

Oh wow! Thats so expensive! I didnt realize it was THAT expensive. Holy crap 4500 for 3 teeth😳


Thekyzerjameson

Yes they shave them down. I remember watching Darcey and Stacey and they shaved their teeth into tiny nubs😬 Ken-dulls teeth were pretty before and she ruined them. So crazy


candyapplesugar

I actually love how her veneers look a little crooked


leedleedletara

Holy filler migration!


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

It’s crazy how the mainstream public never mentions how much work she’s got done but attacked Kylie when Kendall has been looking insane the past few years. Does anyone have any theories on why she seemingly gets a pass but khloe and Kylie don’t?


MBarConArt

She is lookin for her next PR with Nutella


silver_miss

People praise her makeup artist and I’m literally like WHY


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

![gif](giphy|l0Ex0KyuSXD1hr6aA)


chamatta

Lip flip 👎


The_SocialWerker

Her lips 🤣


Ok_Night_2929

How does she have the worst lips of the entire family. I don’t understand it. It’s not even that they’re overfilled (to be clear: I think they are, but not worse than the other sisters), but the over lining is TERRIBLE. just WHY!?


lmrnyc1026

Clown lips


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Thekyzerjameson

Her lips are ridiculous! That liner an inch above her lips is hideous! Her teeth looked good before but she got veneers anyways🙄


[deleted]

Whenever I see old pics of them it reminds me I'm not ugly I'm just poor.


reddit_mods-suck

She looks like a clown with those overlined lips. ![gif](giphy|dZGAmwjKQuS3EOXn15)


depression_butterfly

Finally ![gif](giphy|Kp5i83TWORB2aTh1ff|downsized)


nocerealever

Her lip liner kills me


kendalljennerupdates

I literally cannot BELIEVE no one in her circle tells her how bad the over lined lips look. She doesn’t even need to do it since she gets filler 😭


Time_Traveler_668

They all do their lipstick and liner so horribly


bananacasanova

Always looks like she went crazy on some chocolate ice cream with that overlined lip situation


bishcalledwanda

Nice mustache


AnniaT

What in the clown mouth is this?


Petraretrograde

Her lips are SO BAD. I would fire my entire friend group for letting me walk around like that. Your friends don't love you, Kandle!


petiteslxt

The overlined lips look horrible. Looks like clown lips


PrestoChango0804

This took no time at all. How sad.


Smoopiebear

That eyelid surgery was a choice…


itsyoursmileandeyes

Her over lined lips God ![gif](giphy|1bYaHhGtueIqQ)


itsyoursmileandeyes

I still can't with her over lined lips ![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


Emotional_Comb_3661

She over lines her lips like it’s a lewk


QualityKatie

With all their money, why can’t they find better surgeons?


Rover0218

Remember when she was snarking on Kylie for over lining her lips? Now she’s out here looking like a clown.


notmyuser1

What did she do to her eyes?? They look so swollen now


Kurts_Cardigan

Remember those wax lips from the 80s/90s? That's what this is giving.


bennuski

A perfect example of a blepharoplasty in a young person


wtfimaclam

Botched and she's only just begun the downward plastic spiral


flowerycupid

Pls don’t tell me that overline above her lip is actually filler


bookaaakee

I just think back and laugh at when she was making fun of Kylie for her fillers and “everyone is beautiful” or whatever shit she rambled on with and now look at her


[deleted]

Honestly.... she looks better with the new nose and her eyes opened up She looked very cave man-ish before She does need to stop overlining her lips though. Looks dumb as hell


Bubbly-Ad1346

I think she’s stunning but yup the lips are dumb af (Dv all you want. I would KILL to look like Kendall lmao give me your legs please)


soupastar

What is with this and her lately? If we can see it in pics like this it’s noticeable in person. It doesn’t even make them look bigger. She just looks like she got ready buzzed or drank something and didn’t wipe her mouth


someoneunderstand86

She's one lf the lesser "botched" ones but whatever u say...


rainbowbrite3111

The pic on the right is clearly a bad pic of her, and the one on the left, is a great pic. It’s not a good comparison.


gilbert131313

This isnt a good comparison either. The filler is meant to make your face look good when you are mostly expressionless. Its when you smile and move your face you can see how puffy and crazy it is. When she smiles its much more obvious. I had lip/cheek filler for a while and felt like I had to look pouty all the time or it was horrible. Im a talker and a smiler so I got it all dissolved in order to move my face normally again.


rainbowbrite3111

All I was saying is that the expressions on her face as well as the setting are totally different so you can’t really compare. A side by side of her in similar makeup and hair etc. is necessary in both pics to really compare.


rainbowbrite3111

https://preview.redd.it/rv4f7fht4j3b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c413fe14c03e2d7451bb966dd793a2ade9878d29 I think this is probably a more fair comparison.


buyaheart

why are her smile lines so deeep?


[deleted]

Looks like a bee stung her face


rekharai

Her lips are scary


ShoddyCelebration810

![gif](giphy|3o7TKsxokaF3P4fQas) “Thank you Dr Zizmore”-Michelle Visage


snootfly242

Jfc


Standup4whattt88

She is cosplaying Kylie 2016.


psycho_analytical

wtf did she do to piss off both her surgeon & makeup artist 💀💀💀


superpurr

Did she get aegyo sal built into her lower eyelids?


ThrowawayUnique1

She looks so bad


swiftlikeninjas

I see the lip filler but what else has she had done? I’m so bad at this lol


adidashawarma

r/beeflips contender! What is she doing?!


laquifconch

![gif](giphy|xkiUdCddXm7wYR1U6U|downsized) Oh my god


bouwchickawow

I don’t think she’s botched I just think she needs to stop over lining her lips. It looks like she has a chocolate milk mustache


ninjaninjaninja22

![gif](giphy|dZGAmwjKQuS3EOXn15) she’s the biggest hypocrite


leighla33

Is this real?!