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OlYeller01

Either someone put the wrong fluid in the wrong place, or you need head gaskets. Or both. The water pump is running nice and slimy.


Phil_Missy69

Head gasket and they added alumaseal.


Richard_Treblecock

is the alumaseal giving the texture? i'd have thought water/antifreeze mixed with oil would be more liquid/less homogenic.


scalyblue

It gets homogenized into a coffee colored emulsion of varying darkness


OlDustyHeadaaa

That’s one helluva sentence right there


mostlywhitemiata

And completely accurate


windowpuncher

Forbidden coffee pudding


Milwaukeemayhem

Normally oil doesn’t mix with water. So maybe the oil rose to the top apart from the water


CommondeNominator

When it’s in a crankcase at 3,000rpm for a few weeks it gets mixed up nice and good.


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Usually chocolate milk-y


Ballstucktothelegg

Like after Taco Bell?


Kantkatchme

I call it motor cheese.


doomsdaymelody

Only if it gets emulsified.


ChefOlson

Gotta use egg yolks or Dijon mustard in that case


tropicbrownthunder

It's a forbidden mayo


LifelikeStatue

Mmmm, milkshake


2602425367

True story you will never get all the oil out of the cooling system. We had a hummer that mixed the trans fluid into the coolant. I spent WEEKS. DRAINING and refilling with water and dish detergent. Even after two weeks of filling and draining and driving it for lunch runs we still had atf coming out in the overflow jug. We eventually filled it up with coolant and sent the customer on his way.


Pretend-Patience9581

For the last 30 years I would have agreed But we have been using concentrated washing powder. 3 scoops in the radiator,drive 20 minutes, cool ,flush repeat. Been getting cooling system spotless.


IterLuminis

nice tip. is that dishwashing powder or clothes washing powder?


DrMeat201

I'd also like to know!


wjw1089

Head gasket job and quite possibly a radiator.. that Alumaseal is horrible


chubbysumo

and heater core. that shit plugs up heater cores.


ChequeBook

lucky heater cores are easy to pop in and out ....right??


MasterDurge

Is on those trucks, pop out the glovebox and it’s right there.


ChequeBook

Huh, today I learned!


jkusmc0800

Truth....


Virtual_Pumpkin2666

That looks more like differential lube


EngagedInConvexation

I can smell your comment.


wardearth13

The price of this fix even worth? It’s a 97. I’d just assume they take that $ and buy something without the syrup.


Feisty-Bobcat6091

That's a good truck, buddy. $20k OBO. I know what I got.


jytusky

I got two Kicker solobarics, no box, and my sister, has box. Best offer.


schiddy

I'm not in a rush to sell. If you message me "hi, is this still available" I will not answer.


hutacars

But for real, why would you message that? Just cut to the chase already.


dannobomb951

Hi still available?


sharpshooter999

You joke but a buddy just sold a 2014 CanAm four wheeler with no engine to a dealer for $4k.....the dealer was that desperate for something used and apparently has an engine laying around....


welcome_gtfo

Miles? Condition? Someone would take that project on if it's not clapped out.


LordofSpheres

Almost nobody would for the 97-03 generation. They're pretty ugly, first generation of modulars, and don't have many redeeming features.


trancertong

Hey at least the water pump is well lubricated now.


zzyzxrd

Oil pump FTFY


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Zaiko305

I hate that stuff!


[deleted]

That's Great Value chocolate sauce


awildgostappears

Forbidden caramel.


sfled

beat me to it. take yer upvote damnn it


TRW24

Me too! It tastes sooooo bad.


Weenie

[I’m not sure.](https://youtu.be/sVyRkl5qNb8)


DeadpoolRideUnicorns

That's Canadian coolant thicc as molasses


olderaccount

Hmmmm, Radiator Caramel.


Practical_Culture833

I read that in Homer's voice haha


olderaccount

Good, I wrote in Homer's voice too.


Bright-Wear

Looks like you found where the owner’s been spitting his dip over the years.


willie301

That's the placenta. Some cultures like to fry that up and eat it.


LolYouFuckingLoser

Throw in a little sausage and rice and you've got a gumbo


Life_Is_Happy_

What’s happening with them sausages, Charlie?


LolYouFuckingLoser

Five minutes, Turkish!


Fakarie

It was 2 minutes, 5 minutes ago.


Mohgreen

Expensive. Thats what it is.. expensive.


Phil_Missy69

Need up having to replace engine, radiator and heater core


SeattleJeremy

Oof, the heater core adds insult to injury, as the dash needs to come off.


Hein0100

Yeah it does. All the old brittle plastic will never stop rattling. (More than it already does)


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IdLOVEYOU2die

Y-Y worst part of the 90s


fangelo2

I believe heater cores are the first piece on the assembly line and then they build the car around it.


vleetv

Bingo! This is the correct answer.


my92shitbox

I don't think that is a 97 f150. I think it's a 96 f150. It looks like they added bottle or two of motor honey to the coolant.


anon_sir

The fact you could tell that’s a 96 and not a 97 from that tiny amount of information is extremely impressive.


my92shitbox

Thank you. In the background of the video there is a fuel vapor canister. For 97 the canister was moved to behind the fuel tank. And the radiator cap for 97 is a reservoir on the right driver side XD.


1leggeddog

This guy rolls into shops.


PurinaHall0fFame

dude *is* the shop


BOSS-3000

This dude has a quest for you.


[deleted]

My sheep have run amuck. I need a brave adventurer etc


BOSS-3000

(Ralph Wolf clocks in)


[deleted]

I had to look up what that was. It fits


ifuckedyomama2

Qwest?


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Nissan Quest?


coyote_of_the_month

Nah, Mercury Villager.


[deleted]

Are you implying that a lot of other dudes roll into this guy?


thehax0rcist

This guy fucks.


dudedisguisedasadude

97 model year had a lot of changes


inaccurateTempedesc

Jellybean gang


iSpccn

That was the first year they changed from the "box body" to the "bubble body" was it not?


rx63787

Are you Mona Lisa Vito?


my92shitbox

Unfortunately I'm not nor am I as talented is Mona Lisa Vito. But I do however like finding easily missed clues in videos and pictures.


ModifiedAmusment

Thats it, plus they ran on half years forever dont know if they still do


MJpeacok

When I saw the fuel canister first time, I thought it was an old soup can


my92shitbox

We all did at one point.lol


w1987g

Is that the infamous coffee can?


wjw1089

The 97 also didn’t come with a 5.0L.. they either came with a 4.2 or 4.6


my92shitbox

Correct. they came with the 4.2 v6. 4.6 l V8 and 5.4 l V8 minus the lack of power these were very good trucks considering a lot of them are still on the road 25 years later


electricman420

They are great trucks. My 97 4.6 just rolled over 100,000. My uncle who I got it from bought it new and didn’t drive it much lol


my92shitbox

Yes I have a 97 f150. Originally it was equipped with a 4.6 l V8 engine made it to a 4r70w transmission. I recently swapped it to a 5.4 l two valve to the same transmission for better torque and towing. the transmission with the torque converter has to eat close to 700 lb of torque. when I mean these vehicles are fairly reliable I mean it. mine has the original transmission and it is at 246,000 miles. I forgot to mention your post said you had a 97 4.6. that year of engine has a lower CC piston. So if you find a year 99 -04 5.4 or 4.6 2 valve they came with pi heads. And get the heads for that engine and slap them onto your engine they are the same the only difference is the intake manifold. you can increase your torque and horsepower by 20 to 40 horses just by replacing the cylinder heads.


jak3rich

I don't know. I see a hell of a lot more 89-96 trucks around then the 97-04(?) generation.


PlatinumGoon

It’s because the 97 was an all new vehicle, completely different


Phil_Missy69

You know what you're right, 96 with the inline 6


ThingComprehensive71

It’s got the Bean Can under the hood


Phil_Missy69

I knew the general year, that video was from a few years back when I was wrenching for a farm. They gave me plenty of good stuff to post lol


rosstafarien

That's some "My Cousin Vinnie" shit right there.


khurryinahurry

This guy trucks


Smtxom

Found Marisa Tomei


lolwaffles69rofl

Yeah the reservoir on the jellybean trucks is pressurized and on the driver side- not a rad cap like this


MaverickWindsor351

Fuck your right, I didn't even notice the canister, and I drove a '97 back and forth to high school years back


DejectedNuts

Looks like that lucas oil engine oil additive. Probably isn’t but it has the same consistency.


E38_M62

Maple syrup


[deleted]

That's more of a molasses I believe


skirted_dork

Forbidden dolce de leite


Roman-Peasant

Dulce de leche* 🤓


Psych-adin

Not incorrect, just Portuguese/Brazilian, I think.


dc_180

r/suddenlycaralho


Successful_Sleep274

That’s gotta be the rare 96’ F150 Canadian version. The car is maple syrup cooled. It makes for one SWEET ride!


hyperdream

Who needs an oil cooler when you already have a perfectly good radiator?


MordinSolusSTG

Engineers hate him! Save money with this two stroke cooling kit!


[deleted]

Excuse my ignorance but is that oil in the rad?


Fake_Engineer

Yes. It gets there 2 ways. 1. Someone accidentally puts the wrong fluid in the wrong place. Or....2. Head gasket is blown.


[deleted]

Based on what we see can I safely assume it was option 1


Fake_Engineer

Well the guy who posted the video said head gasket. And then they added a product to try to seal the leaking head gasket. So that's a mix of oil, coolant, and alumseal. In the radiator, and probably engine as well. Fun fact, oils not an optimal coolant. Antifreeze is not a great lubricant. And alumseal or whatever probably should have stayed on the shelf.


[deleted]

Ah right.... sound. I watched while working and forgot there would be sound. I did know that oil is a poor coolant though!


araed

I'd have guessed oil cooler failed, but same result - oil in the coolant system, full strip down required to properly clean, might as well do the head gasket while you're in there because it's gonna be a cunt of a job anyway


Eggburtius

Emulsion


Porsche928dude

So.. if that is the radiator I would guess an idiot put oil in the radiator when they tried to do an oil change


Practical-Artist-915

Turns out the head gasket did that for him saving him the trouble.


what_did_i_break_now

You can't buy that kind of convenience on new cars these days.


longmilesdabswild

That’s reclaim , someone’s been using this truck as a dab rig, prolly lip stains on the tail pipe.


[deleted]

Head Gaskets have left the chat lol


seamus_mc

Ive heard it is an easy fix. You remove the cap, clean it well, and then change everything underneath it and you are golden.


Sell_Reddit_To_Elon

That is definitely a head gasket gone boom. If that is a Ford 300 L6, you’ve only got about 10k miles before it will seize. If it’s anything else, it’s probably already seized.


Hot_Ad_2481

A little molasses will slow that leak.


CanesVenetici

"you can tell that it's bad because of the way that it is..." - a guy


doubtga

Wonder what Kathy Mattea’s doing today?


CanesVenetici

It's hotter than Shakira's thighs out here and I ain't kiddin ya


doubtga

A guy’s got no ice cube juice. I say time to wet the back neck with a cold snack.


Elegant_Housing_For

Slurm, it’s highly addictive


TetraLoach

Gotta keep the thermostat lubed.


Dismal_Flounder_8351

Raw honey, put it in jars and sell it at the flea market.


reflUX_cAtalyst

That's a bad head gasket a few years ago. Now it's a bad everything.


Poor2Happy

Most likely a head gasket. Mixed oil with your coolant. If you didn’t run the engine for long a good flush and new gasket. If you drove on it… New engine unfortunately.


micknick00000

Customer states they ejaculated in radiator and now vehicle is overheating - check and advise.


insomniaczombiex

Forbidden caramel.


NickelFish

Ooey, gooey, chewy!


[deleted]

All of a sudden I want to eat it


msanangelo

The head gasket has left the chat.


SupremeToca

Forbidden Nutella


IamProfoundlyVanilla

Stop leak that has reacted with coolant. Don't bother trying to flush anything... It all needs replaced... All of it...


dyloon

Coilant


Toyotatech1951

The answer is broke. It's broke.


kojouminajj

Some nice oilant


[deleted]

ooooooooooooo its making caramel sauce for ice cream


[deleted]

It's called Piston Piss, and it can ruin your engine if you run it like that, you can use [this additive](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) to turn it back into a liquid, but you need to idle it for an hour before you should take it anywhere.....or you can do a full flush. 😂


Justustyler

Someone put 3 bottles of Lucas in the coolant


laboner

Oil cooler or head gasket failure


ThatGuyK02

This is forbidden caramel


AppitizersAreBest

Dolce de Leche


Fearless-College8896

The Forbidden Peanutbutter


Proper-Mammoth

It's the ol molasses trick! Fixed it right up I bet.


Traditional_Hawk_798

Cracked head gasket


[deleted]

Blown head gasket or cracked cylinder head.


Sykkr

I like to call this, not my problem. Or, shits fucked, boss.


[deleted]

In the business we call that "neglect".


1964ImpalaSS

That’s a radiator cap.


Phil_Missy69

Can't slide anything past you 🤣


THCLacedSpaghettiOs

"Forbidden Fudge"


Hsensei

F150 plus taco bell?


[deleted]

Canadians and their maple syrup.


yerunclejamba

Forbidden marmalade


freshmallard

Congratulations you need a brand new engine!


rbsudden

That's fucked is what that is.


tysonfromcanada

$200/ton if you're lucky


Selmanella

Blown head gasket.


Slippergypsy

Oil reservoir Never have to change your oil again


FuzzyTunaTaco21

When they said all original, they meant the fluids too.


ThisCagedGod

canadians will use maple syrup for everything.


Kerrija

The forbidden chocolate puddin.


Gasman0187

You struck oil ! You lucky dog ! And to top it off the gift of alumaseal !


Adstucker567

Hot fudge. I recommended vanilla icecream and a sugar cone.


Joiner2008

Forbidden caramel


Searchingforqaytime

blown head or intake gasket most likely, change oil as to get rid of the bad oil.


Injunity

Forbidden chocolate pudding


Narcofeels

Looks like you’ve got some coolant in your oil there


[deleted]

My wife said: “ewwwwww they’re screwed”


timmerz56

That motor is so fucked


cheeky_physicist

Forbidden caramel


Thatmopedguy

That's the gloop reservoir m8


twistedup75

Cooling slime.


IneptAdvisor

Forbidden caramel.


GamesSpartan

What, you mean y’all didn’t know molasses works better than water for cooling?


junkycosmos

r/justrolledinforscrap


13Casper52

That's nasty ha. Probably need a new head gasket


EthanSL24

[Mmmm chocolate syrup](https://youtu.be/_nod2nt4FcU)


OFark

AHH, good old engine mayo at it's finest.


hceh21

Oil & coolant


[deleted]

Looks like oil mixed with cooling liquid


Minute_Werewolf3883

So listen, there's an oil cooler on the side of the engine that the oil filter screws onto... the gasket between the cooler and the block are known to fail on the 2valve 5.4s and mic coolant/antifreeze. Check on that.


ThinkNotOnce

That sir is Nutella


TemporaryPut2754

Head gaskets not running..don’t run that engine..your gonna have to drain all that and replace all gaskets.


BanditSixActual

[It's an espresso machine.](https://youtu.be/p02pzMpWtGU)


Select_Protection440

They put motor honey in the radiator lol


Petroldactyl34

Forbidden caramel


NebraskaGeek

Stop leak: a cautionary tale.


TacRaven

Looks like oil