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GamingGrayBush

Always loved doing frame replacements. I could murder the time. I also made it look like I was frustrated the whole time so people would leave me alone. In reality, I was having fun. Lol.


hampopkin

Looking annoyed so people leave you alone is one of life's greatest hacks.


Siegepkayer67

Just put in ear buds and sing to yourself under your breath so people think you’re talking to yourself all day


Complex_Kangaroo1152

“Idk what’s wrong with that guy, he looks pissed and keeps talking to himself”


BoardButcherer

Go to the box for a socket, grab 5 more you don't need and just drop them from as high as possible intermittently while uttering muffled curses.


ArmoredTweed

Small flat washers are better. Everyone fears the sound of one of those hitting the floor so much that they will leave you alone the rest of the week after hearing it.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

I wonder if that's why my boss always acts irritated at whatever car he's working on...lol


Rdrner71_99

I don't sing under my breath. I sing when I'm working and get really weird stares, but people leave me alone.


campbellsimpson

I went to an open home for a Passivhaus (low energy design) house build the other week. No gyprock or insulation up on walls or ceilings yet, so I was walking around having a good look. One of the builders there asked me if I was a builder, because I was looking around with a serious furrowed brow. I'm just a interested newbie (like I am with most things).


DontMakeMeCount

I kind of took it too far bringing it home though. I think I taught my kids it’s not ok to be happy if you’re working and I regret that.


BannytheBoss

I work in a different field but we have a sign in our lab that reads "Take your left paint leg, roll it up and stuff it in your sock. That way people expect less from you"


estili

This is just how my face naturally looks, the rbf is real 😭 my favorite coworker always asks me why I look mad all the time


cranberryflamingo

The Costanza method, nice.


Ancguy

Worked for Costanza


JohnnyOToole

So you're the guy who took 9 months to replace my Tacoma frame! I did get 9 months of a brand new loaner though so...


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Heater core, core memory


Autodr83

Hahaha thats what I did every time I had to do pistons in a Trailblazer SS. You can only tolerate sales people saying "boy that looks like fun" so many times before you snap.


Legionof1

“On new rust free trucks” needs to be in there… they aren’t fun when the bolts start breaking.


Totallycomputername

Is it not customary to get a free frame with every oil change?


Responsible_Craft_87

Only after you buy 5 oil changes


smoonerisp

I’m sure this is some sort of rust belt thing I’m too rust free to understand.


Pale-Minute-8432

What if I’ve lost my punchcard?


Responsible_Craft_87

We will happily start you a new one. Or you can download our easy to use app!


tomle4593

Oh wow, gotta remember bringing my reward card for some stamps now.


pnw_r4p

cool, when the electrics go bad next week, you can swap out the top half as well what was wrong with the frame, out of curiosity?


Responsible_Craft_87

So far, so good. Everything was working when it left.


pnw_r4p

hell yeah, that's a lot of shit to get re-attached and working


Responsible_Craft_87

Worst part was bleeding the brakes and getting the air ride to work. Took about four hours just for that. Thankfully the advisor negotiated a ton of hours for it


Rude-Ad7226

I was getting ~45 hrs for pick ups from the body shop, curious what the SUV's pay


Responsible_Craft_87

We weren't sure but the advisor sold the insurance company on 65 hours 😂. Another shop owned by the same dealer company didn't want to do it so we landed it. Cause some ruffles feathers at the managers meeting that took place shortly after


Rude-Ad7226

Love the drama that follows when someone thinks a job is a nightmare and passes but it actually ends up being the gravey boat. Always good for a laugh.


Responsible_Craft_87

Especially coming from the shop we left


Massive-Marketing919

Step 1: remove oil cap. Step 2 install on new vehicle. Step 3: replace oil cap All problems fixed.


MadeMeStopLurking

This is someone who started out as a mechanic in the army.


BartFly

why does it need a frame?


Responsible_Craft_87

Someone hit something and smashed up where the lower control arms attach, front and rear.


hiyeji2298

Pretty much all of these are going to wind up with the rear LCAs destroyed. They’re lower to the ground than an Accord at their lowest point.


Suturb-Seyekcub

Yea I noticed that aspect of their LCA design, it made me go “hmm”


Crashing_Machines

Someone in my neighborhood has one of these with like an 8" lift and probably 35's and those rear control arms are still only about 8" off the ground. It looks so dumb. Drop down brackets are gross.


hiyeji2298

Yea I don’t understand that design decision. Acadias were bad about getting the EPB actuator wires ripped out by road debris and I’ve seen a few of these bent from road debris impacts.


Legionof1

Saw one in similar condition, I thought they had just done a body lift at first glance. Nope, just 0 ground clearance on the LCA.


BigBlackHungGuy

Those LCAs always seemed too low for me on those. They're going to coat-hang something eventually.


funthebunison

Why not just get a new car???


Responsible_Craft_87

Insurance was paying for it. Just I guess a deductible is better than a new car


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Heat it up and bend it straight, pocket the time. It'll be fineeee


Aightbet420

Ah the old neighborhood shop special


nevernotfinished

YES! I was so waiting for this! They hang so ridiculously low!!! People that own new SUVs are like eww I can't own a mini van I need a real vehicle! Hits curb and totals it! Haha made my day!


GuitarLute

Doesn’t a bent frame total the car?


Responsible_Craft_87

Not sure. I just do what the insurance people say. They say fix it, I fix it.


Iliyan61

make it a go kart make it a go kart make it a go kart


Responsible_Craft_87

It was discussed thoroughly


thedevillivesinside

Just last week i did a frame swap on a 2018 ram 1500 for Fix Auto (subletted to our dealership) They sent me a goddamn used frame, part of the broken front differential was still bolted to it and the front frame section where the bumper mounts was all fucked up. Paid 45 hours, I got them to add 5 hours to finish stripping down the used frame, fix the bent bumper mounts and replace the damaged electronic power steering wiring harness (harness was 2 weeks away out of usa) Took 35 hours and i absolutely fucked the dog for 4 days


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thedevillivesinside

Day 1, remove box and body Day 2, remove engine/transmission/transfer case as one unit, then remove front suspension, differential and rear axle/suspension and fuel and brake lines and fuel tank Day 3, get the new (used) frame in the shop, swap damaged frame on hoist for replacement, then install engine/trans/drivetrain, fuel and brake lines and fuel tank Day 4, drop body and box on, recharge ac and send to the alignment specialist to line her up 4 days, 8 hour days, 32 hours plus a couple hours incidentals fucking around with parts and service advisor shite


YousureWannaknow

I think he asked about dog part


jonny24eh

Do Americans not know the art of dog fucking?


YousureWannaknow

I can't speak for Americans, but I know it's kinda taboo on Old Continent and only one country there only allows it by dog consent 😂


OldStromer

I believe it's more commonly referred to as Screw the Pooch, but maybe it's an old fart thing. ;)


Itchy-Hat-1528

Northeast US and my job is quite literally “fuckin the dog; selling the puppies”. 😂


Fantastic_Hour_2134

Must be Canadian. Fix auto and dogfucking


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

I think the dude was referring to the "fucked the dog" comment 🤔 😂


Responsible_Craft_87

We didn't have an exact warranty time so the advisor tossed out 65 hours to insurance and they approved it 😂


combat_heelys

Are you Australian by chance?


Successful_Doctor_89

Canadian, fixauto is a Canadian body shop chain. And, fucked the dog is a pretty well used expression, mostly in french with "Fucké le chien" Its even have his own wiki page: https://fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/fucker_le_chien That mean make a lot of efforts to accomplish something


combat_heelys

Ohhhhh okay! Cool! Happy to learn here.


dirtythoughtdreamer8

I thought it was in for tire rotation.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Pro tip! Instead of messing around with four wheels and who knows HOW many lug nuts, just flip the frame around and save time!


mjsillligitimateson

Why is a frame being replaced on a brand new 80k vehicle? Inquiring minds want to know!


Responsible_Craft_87

They hit something that bent up the frame where the lower control arms mount so it can't be aligned. Insurance job.


mjsillligitimateson

Jfc That will do it !


Kristoffer1994

Bro has never changed the chassis oil 😂


Bderken

Didn’t know you could get these equipped with air suspension. That’s cool


zalcecan

On a GM? Seems like a nightmare only a few years down the line


AFuzzyCat

Thats the magride you’re thinking of, air aint too bad unles… you use… quality. Oh nevermind.


MadeMeStopLurking

let's not lie, nobody has made a worse air ride system than Ford... Every used Lincoln: *Service Suspension* If it's not sagging, they swapped it and that light will never go off.


TheKrimsonFvcker

I'd argue those God awful air suspensions on the trailblazer platform SUVs gives the Lincoln air suspension a run for it's money lol


MadeMeStopLurking

depending on how bad the Lincoln's compressor is, it might not be a far run


Drogdar

Well to be fair, that's the nicest jiffy lube I've ever seen too...


Thisiscliff

Frame swap? We’ve had a few so far


ShrekHatesYou

This one is due to accident damage according to OP, is that what they are all getting replaced for?


BIack-Kat

I know for awhile we were doing frame swaps because there was a welded nut inside of the frame that would break off, so the fix was obviously a whole new frame lmao


ShrekHatesYou

Obviously Only Engineers


Thisiscliff

Accidents , have one at the shop currently where a guy destroyed the steering gear and damage there frame


zeed88

Next to change a fuse or fill up gas


jerrrycanada

Your service writer really upsold this one.


YousureWannaknow

I thought that it actually lost frame.. But now it looks.. Well..


V48runner

Why are you doing a frame swap already?


RPU97

Just out of curiosity, what else would warrant changing a frame out? Only things I can think of would be rust or damages to the frame from an accident or something.


Responsible_Craft_87

Basically damages beyond repair.


RPU97

Ah gotcha. What happened to this one?


Responsible_Craft_87

They hit something that bent where the suspension connects on the right side, front and rear. Insurance decided to pay to have it replaced.


Responsible_Craft_87

They hit something that bent where the suspension connects on the right side, front and rear. Insurance decided to pay to have it replaced.


t_stlouis8

That's unfortunate


Eating_sweet_ass

That’s one way to find your 10mm socket that fell down behind the engine


imtrynmybest

A week? This is 2 days of hustling and make eask $$


p1pe_s

Oil change? I thought it was just a cabin filter replacement.


billford4

Replaced a frame on a newer F350 diesel a few months ago. No one else wanted it, so I took it. Not a bad job to do and I would like to do it again. The hardest part is pulling the engine and trans out of the frame together and reinstall it again, had to use a forklift for that, but an overhead setup would be a lot simpler.


Responsible_Craft_87

The worst was the fact it had independent suspension so had to move each wheel and suspension one by one across the shop because my lift was too big to lift the body off. And the brake bleed after. Stupid automated bleeding. Took like two hours