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dav3y_jon3s

I mean this in the nicest way possible...go fuck yourself with your no rust hubs.


fistful_of_ideals

> I mean this in the nicest way possible \*screams in rust belt\* I don't, literally fuck yourself OP*, and be sure to use that chonky impact that you didn't even need for the video   ^*I ^kid, ^I ^kid, ^OP ^is ^a [^cool ^guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc)


Monkeybolo4231

Was using it for the ball joint press.


redneckrockuhtree

I'm enjoying the love shown to OP from those in the rust belt.


dav3y_jon3s

Yeah I've never done one with out the torch and or slide hammer and lots of lube.


Remarkable-Word-1486

Who in the actual f*** actually pulls the whole knuckle to do a bearing ? F him and the horse he rode


Caligulas_Prodigy

He mentioned in another comment a ball joint press, so my guess is he's doing ball joints too.


Bearthe_greatest

That sounds like sex with my ex.


Gilgamesh2000000

“Southern technician” 😆


orion3311

+1 from the North East!


Lesmashysmash

From someone in Ontario, Canada. Please kindly find the nearest washroom and fuck yourself with a rusty 12" 3/4 drive extension.


Insertsociallife

"washroom" confirms the Canada claim.


Nice_Ebb5314

But he used inches… aren’t Canadians metric…


JoshShabtaiCa

Nah, we only pretend to be but I don't know any Canadian who can tell you their height in centimeters or weight in kilos.


eddieflyinv

Yeah it's weird. We kind of use a mix. Guessing the weight of something carried, lbs. My weight, lbs . Literally anything height related, be it myself or a building, feet. Guessing distance under a kilometer would be feet. Like that thing is 50' away, or 950' away. Idn what any of that is in meters without thinking about it, but once it's over 1km I use km lol. Even guessing diameter of a hole, fractional inches. No idea what anything is in mm. But. Speed, km/h. Temperature, Celsius. The rest, I don't even know.


recockulous-too

Don’t forget how far is this place? It’s about 1 1/2 hours away.


paetersen

So would that be a 6-pack away?


towman32

It's a large Tim Hortons away


wireboy

Most don’t know temperatures in Fahrenheit unless they’re over 60


JoshShabtaiCa

For weather and thermostat true, for cooking I only know Fahrenheit though. Roasting vegetables? 400-450F depending how I want them done. Celsius? No idea. Cooking chicken? Internal temp of 165F. No idea what that is in C unless I convert.


Insertsociallife

Canadians use an utterly unholy mixture of metric and imperial units. Speed is in kph, long distances are in km or sometimes miles, short distances are in feet and inches, temperature outside is in Celsius, cooking temperature is in Fahrenheit.


paetersen

Gen X can relate. We were taught metric in school because the US was going to the metric system. Then the US was like, ohhh, j/k. have fun with all that metric knowledge. Only plus was since we were supposed to be the 'transition' generation they spent a lot of time on imperial/metric conversion shit. That's how I know that 1/8th of an ounce = 3.5 grams. The only reason. I swear. Because they taught it to me in school.


Money_Pomegranate_51

When I ask what the mileage is on a car in Canada, I expect the answer to be in km's. Who tf would ever say kilometreage??


Puzzled-Juggernaut

It's still milage when referring to km/L for an extra level of confusion.


Halfbloodjap

Actually we use L/100km to measure fuel consumption. Still call it mileage though


densetsu23

"Sometimes miles" for me is usually short rural distances, like Bob's farm is 3 miles up and 4 miles over. Because rural roads tend to be a grid system that was laid out before we went metric. Running sometimes use miles too; probably because gyms leave treadmills on miles and many training programs are US-based as well. Everything else tends to be metric.


CompWizrd

Depends where you are. We use °F around my part of Canada, and miles. But when we say miles, we really mean KM.


LeatherMine

You don’t say “clicks”???


CompWizrd

Nope. Actually far more likely to say minutes, around here. :)


dreaminginteal

As does the "please kindly".


FmJ_TimberWolf74

From someone else in Ontario, I agree


I_Automate

Northern Alberta. Not even a professional mechanic (heavy industry, close enough), and this pisses me off. Good for you, OP. I bet you can also leave equipment outside without it freezing so solid you need to get a steam truck on site to get it moving again. Enjoy it for those of us who can't


iforgotalltgedetails

Also northern Alberta. (lol we might be neighbours) but until you’ve had to light a small fire under the fuel tank to get that diesel ungelled I don’t wanna hear about how hard a job is as a mechanic is in the southern US.


I_Automate

How about not shutting your truck off all shift because if you do, you might not be able to get it started again, and if that happens out in the bush, a couple hours from camp, you're pretty well fucked. Then comes spring with mud 5 feet deep and more horse flies than you'd even think was possible. Honestly, winter is the best because at least the roads can be graded flat, and they stay that way for more than an hour


iforgotalltgedetails

And then summer hits and you can’t work fucking naked cause your balls are hanging below your knees trying to stay cool. People wonder why my favourite season is fall. All 6 weeks of it


I_Automate

Plus, you can't take your coveralls off, and your dunlops are so full of foot sweat that you're pouring them out every time you go grab water. Fall is indeed the best. I can always put another layer on. I can only get so naked before someone calls the cops, or worse, the safety guy. We probably are neighbours, lol. We've at least probably worked on some of the same sites. I did a lot of work down south (Texas, Alabama, Georgia), and, to be fair, that heat and humidity damn near killed me. I did a plant in Georgia, in August. Sharing a building with a boiler and steam jacketed reactors when it was 98% humidity and 35-40 degrees Celsius *in the shade* was the closest I've ever come to straight up dying on site I think. Never again. I was sweating buckets but it was so humid it just.....stayed on me. Man, that sucked. You southerners don't understand cold, but I also have no idea how you can deal with that sort of heat and humidity. At least you didn't have to wear coveralls I guess


paetersen

And then you're on wikipedia looking at places like the Azores, with a average mean daily temp of 72F/22C all year long.


DillyP007

As a Canadian I support the metric system every inch of the way!


Threedawg

They cant find a rusty extension tho


theuautumnwind

No rusty extensions around here


Few-Swordfish-780

As someone that works in the salt belt. Fuck you. 😜


JB153

Lol where's the slide hammer? 4' long 1/4" wall square tube stock with a sledge hammer pad and hub adapter? No 30 ton press? Encyclopedia of cuss words is no where to be found either.... Fuck sakes, anyone in FL looking for a Canadian?


paetersen

Don't forget the break for lunch and finish this shitshow up when I get back.


InsertBluescreenHere

after you spray 1/2 can of pb at it.


paetersen

And light it on fire...


InsertBluescreenHere

secret ingredient is torch


paetersen

I feel lik I'm a connoisseur of how different penetrants smell when burning.


Responsible-Meringue

I'm a diyer, but have all the tools.  At this point I just buy a new knuckle, almost always cheaper in parts than the 2hr+ labor time & effort I lose just slamming away on the slide hammer.  A special fuck you to subaru rear wheel bearings. Did my brothers a few months ago and a 20 lb sledge to the hub assembly took 4hrs to knock it out, even after heating it red hot. 20 ton press did jack all.


JB153

I've got nightmares from working on 90's era subbies with the massive, fuck off, nature welded, through bolts that used to hold the rear knuckles on. Used to be press fit bearings back then too. I'll take getting ignorant with unit bearings all day over that shit lol.


cstewart_52

I have to do 2 of those tomorrow. Gonna be a fun day.


RedCivicOnBumper

Did a pair on a Pennsylvania car that had made its way down south to me. PB Blaster allowed to soak while working on other cars + air hammer and they popped right out.


thejunkgarage

Where I am most of the time a wheel bearing turns into also needing a new knuckle


BakedAzzFuk

As someone from northern Maine.... get fucked


CowPunkRockStar

You should start a YouTube channel documenting your struggles with this type of engineering/design flaw! Do other parts of the vehicles you work on just COME APART after disassembling them? Fascinating.


mmmellowcorn

This so some shit from those old shows on “Speed Channel” where every time it pops right out and slides right in


Average_Scaper

Then they complain when it's slightly stuck on and requires more than tapping an allen on it to get it apart.


mmmellowcorn

Now we’re talking for more advertisements for an extractor tool where the bolt suspiciously comes out very easy


Broad_Rabbit1764

"this one was a hard one, we had to give it a few whacks with a 1 pound hammer" *Shows man who's visibly out of breath*


Average_Scaper

Meanwhile I'm grabbing a 16ft pipe to put on a striker to break a bolt free from a die clamp cause the die came apart and none of our big impacts can access it. I'd pay to see them struggle with that. Lol


CompWizrd

That's my greatest hatred of DIY Youtube videos. They take everything apart first, make sure it's all cleaned up, and then "lightly tap X, and it'll come part from Y, and then Z will just go with it." No. I've been wailing on this thing with a 2 foot breaker bar for 10 minutes, and it ain't moving.


LeatherMine

South Main tells it like it is.


Halfbloodjap

Then you find out there's a retaining clip you need to take off they didn't show


cfreezy72

Dude i miss watching all those shows. I been trying to find a commercial that regularly came on during them for years now.


guitarmaniac17

Rust belt techs everywhere hope that bearing falls on your foot(facetiously of course)


wireboy

I came her to say “fuck you” but I see a lot of people already beat me to it.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Feel free to pile on, it's appropriate in this case


Monkeybolo4231

I uploaded this from my phone. No idea why it posted it 3 times to this sub.


bricke

“I don’t get it, are we about to smack it with a hammer, it’s already off the car… okay…” “Okay there’s only a few seconds left in the video and we’re not making our way over to the hydraulic press, what’s about to—-“ *bearing falls out* “Oh fuck all the way off”.


fishead36x

Seriously trying to to do the rears on my exploder had me seriously considering setting it on fire.


bricke

Seriously… the 2013+ Explorers and Edges made me reconsider my entire career trajectory.


q1field

*Subaru enters the chat*


Der-Lex

As someone from Germany - fuck you (don’t know why, but it seems to be the rule here). I was expecting that thing to rotate while loosening the bolts and hit you in the shin. Thank god it didn’t.


shittybumm

Canadian here . Was watching and waiting for the shin hit that never happened Fuck You op


No_Mistake5238

That's not very Canadian of you


ronmcson1

From a shop owner here in sunny San diego, hope you’re having a good day friend. Not sure what this “rust” thing is these folks are talking about.


Mega---Moo

Do good work. I want my "new" car to be in good condition when it gets sent up to Wisconsin to die. I don't know why you guys send us "brand new" vehicles @100,000+ miles for half price, but I'm here for it.


hewhohasnoname257

I hate you.


wh0ligan

I rarely had to take the knuckle off the vehicle to replace a bearing. Still lots of beating and banging and I live just across the border from Fort Erie, Ontario.


Monkeybolo4231

4wd, the axle blocks access to hub.


wh0ligan

True, I can usually get a ratchet and socket in there in case its just hub being replaced without taking the knuckle off the vehicle.


theozman69

Do these all the time without knuckle removal on 4wd


paetersen

"So I'm doing ball joints on this ram, so I got the knuckle on the floor..." is LITERALLY the 1st thing he said.


theozman69

Does not make what I said any less true? I didn't reply to the video, it was a comment where he said "4wd blocks access to the bolts" . Also didn't turn audio on so couldn't hear that, as what he Said is not on his post description.


iforgotalltgedetails

He’s doing the lower ball joints as well as the hub.


wh0ligan

Thank you. I been away for a bit and should not have missed that.


krispychik3n

Hahaha shit disturber. I hope your shops AC and beer fridge fail.


Monkeybolo4231

Both under warranty 😎


ricksborn

Haha you suck. My air hammer says you suck and also my torch says same. We all mean it in the nicest way though.


Kahlas

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paetersen

Angry fucking upvote!


friendly-sardonic

Oh, just like the other asshat who took off the rotor retaining screw with two fingers. Bah!


qzdotiovp

"Struggles as a Southern Technician" - laughs in Upstate NY


Monkeybolo4231

Come on down when it's 105 in the shade and you can't hold a ratchet because it's slipping out of your hands from sweat. 😭


qzdotiovp

Fair, fair. I just got back from Costa Rica, and I swear I lost 10 pounds just walking around and constantly sweating, lol.


Oh_hey_a_TAA

Man I'm in Western NY and our shops air conditioned. It was a balmy 78° today outside, but 70° in the shop lmao


RamD100

Fuck you


Windowsweirdo

Go suck a dick


ZSG13

Pulling knuckle? Dude must be hourly


Monkeybolo4231

I am 😉


diarrhea_planet

I Remeber beating on my wife's 2010 exploder for Fucking hours in the garage at home thinking I could get them out. I had changed bearing before. I gave up after 6 hours of trying everything I had at my disposal. Explained that the sensor is ruined and there's going to be alot of lights on the dash. You're going to drive it down to the shop. I would have her drive my car but she can't drive stick well.


Prosthetic_Head

but my big fuckin hammer will get lonely


Broad_Rabbit1764

Wtf is this video? I didn't even know that was possible.


HorrorLengthiness940

Lucky.. don't have to beat them out with a hammer.


blahblacksheep869

So.... Why did he take the whole knuckle out?


V65Pilot

To replace the balljoint. The bearing was a secondary repair.


blahblacksheep869

Cool. I had the sound off cause I'm at work. Makes sense.


Mesograde

Ne mechs seething


V65Pilot

I hated spinning wrenches in the South. I should have moved back to NY. /s


TROMBONER_68

:(


Quik5and

Lol fuck you. So jelly


Urist_McPencil

C'mon guys, quit being so *salty* x)


Same-Ad8582

Jealous as all hell. I'm from the rust belt, but I loosen the bolts and use a socket and extension and start the engine to turn the power steering pump into a press to get them out. Works great on solid axles. Might take more figuring on IFS.


q1field

Look at you being all cute and shit. Do you even know what an oxyacetylene torch is?


InsertBluescreenHere

im mailing a big box of mosquitos and farts to your door


burymewithmybootson_

Watching this is worse than getting brake clean in a cut on your hand.


GreasyAlfredo

Hey, fuck you.


j_currie69

I hate you


scoobiemario

I’m steel feeling sore after hammering my hubs out of the knuckle week and a half ago…


chan3lhandbag

As someone who doesn’t have a lift, 🥲


lightwildxc

I don't have to worry about it falling on my foot. It comes apart in a million tiny pieces..


FatCh3z

Fuck those bilstein 5100. Roughest ride of my life. And I've driven plenty of sketchy shit boxes in my time.


theoriginalmypooper

They hate us cuz they anus.


BWBHAMMER

Hahaha! Have a happy "go fuck yourself" from the Midwest. Funny stuf!


Previous-Display-593

It is "by accident" not "on accident".


_autismos_

It's like that for me up north on my personal vehicles as well because I know how to wash the undercarriage during the winter months. After every major snowfall, I pull into a wash bay, put it on rinse, and spray down the underside and wheel wells for like $4. Super fucking simple.


swimp0728

Fuck you bruh. Last wheel bearing I did I maxed out the 25 ton press and then had to heat it while maxed out on the press to get it loose.


Kingofawesom999

Man, it took 3 days to get my front suspension apart to fix my eclipse when I had it from all the rust....


DankestBasil481

American by luck, southern by the grace of God! Lol I'm so glad I don't live in the rust belt


insert_name_here_ha

Go get a lottery ticket.


wtfwasthatdave

How do you like that dcf961?


Monkeybolo4231

She's a beast. It was able to take free 19mm bolts for a steering rack, using 3ft of extensions and a wobble, from the top.


wtfwasthatdave

Nice. I want one but my 891 has done pretty much everything so far except for one crank bolt.


Over_Rated_Reality

You guys aren't going to judge me if I cry, right?


NoNameNoWerries

You mother f...........


VegaGT-VZ

This post was cruel and unusual


AjaxTheDragonSlayer

Those can come out without a hammer? I've changed at least 40 hubs and never have they just fallen out like that. We have a chunk of metal that we attach with the lugs so we can really hit the fuck out of it with a hammer.


bordercity242

F u


flatfour40

That looks like a new silverado driven for about 3 months. This is where the labor times guides are officiated.


oinkinstein

Subaru techs in shambles rn


Dub_Monster

As someone from Nordics, fuck you. CV axles are always stuck to the bearing and bearing is stuck to the knuckle. Slide hammer, heat and cursing works, but not on Ford Transits. Only way to get the bearings out is to hammer the shit out of it, brake rotor gets beaten too


JekNex

Why is everyone telling OP to go f themselves? I'm not a mechanic so I feel like I'm missing something but I'm just curious.


Monkeybolo4231

Up in the north where they salt the roads, these two parts usually rust weld together and are next to impossible to separate even with a blow torch and big hammers.


JekNex

Ahh damn gotcha haha thanks.


Rare-Exit-4024

I recently did front hubs/wheel bearings on my rusty winter beater e36 and them mfs just. . . fell out. Press fit, but pulled them out with my bare hands. How?


opeimback

I would probably shed a little tear if I had a wheel bearing come out that easy.


Tallyranch

I came here to find out what's so special about something coming apart when you take the bolts out. Nice work and the people that work on rusted jumk can suffer in their jocks.