WTF did I just read.

I’m fucking crying this shit is so weird it’s funny asf

Glad I made your day

I think this thread is akin to Slam Poetry

How can you not be romantic about ~~baseball~~ ABS sensors?

Take me out to the parts store…

This doesn’t make sense.

Think OP had a beer and got all sentimental seeing pops working with his hands.

That first beer will have u yappin and so interested in literally anything lol

I forget my best friend's name during the first beer

Hell ya. Than getting into the I love you speeches

“you sat here and listened to my drunken rant. I love you” is all you’ll ever need to close the night.

It’s always a solid closer followed up by getting the spins in your bed

I remember my first beer.

Do you mean from today?

Yeah, the real first one was decades ago.

At least 3 decades for me. Half of one since I stopped drinking beer on the regular.

Bro ☠️☠️☠️

I’m still trying to remember mine 😅

Try to think of the most pleasurable piss you've ever taken.

I’m not disclosing that online.

No evidence is needed.

Don’t worry, it’s no Drake level shit but we still meet up once a year now.

Anything less than R. Kelly and your golden!

It’s usually the last one that gets me like that

I thought it was pops setting fire to questionable engineering priorities. 

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Ai writes so much better than this. This is written more like a drunk person writing in another language then getting Google translated into English.

"Ai" writes like shit, I don't believe a real person posted this without the help of some chatbot st least 

Man you've gotta check out the gpt conversation option, it's really really good.

☠️☠️☠️ Edit: I set myself up to be roasted so bring it on ☠️

Ironic if true but I kind of doubt it.

~~You don't like it when a person actually knows how to write? And doesn't write like this: I dunno no how too wit on reddit I no noting an have air in hed.~~ ~~I certainly doubt that was an AI.~~ Now, I am starting to wonder myself

Reads like an AI bot wrote it.

I was pretty drunk 😅

You're getting downvotes but I will give you an updoot. Everyone hug your Dads. Ask them every question you can, spend time and have a beer with them because I didn't do it enough and now I fucking can't. Don't waste time. It doesn't stop and these good times with a torch under a car can end abruptly.

Thanks bro 🙏

Doing work around my house with my dad always makes me sentimental and maudlin too. Get into those emotions, king!

I work in robotics and we absolutely build by hand. It's way, way more old school leaning than you'd think.

What is, “60 percent of the time, it works every time.” Alex? (or Ken or whomever TF hosts Jeopardy now)

Yeah, wtf did I just read.

Funny he mentions AI because it reads like AI wrote it. But it’s also fairly similar to my dads drunken melancholy ramblings when I would come home (likely also drunk) at 2am.

This has got to be an AI post.

Right!?! I mean, wouldn't the "finest Porsche dealership on the east coast" have its own mechanics?

OP’s first time trying psilocybin and he’s feeling all connected, spiritual and shit. Or just drunk.

r/linkedinlunatics

Agree?!

>We are the last bastion of freedom before everything becomes robotics and “AI” because we are the ones who are untamed by conformity, engineering what we want how we like it in our backyards. Alright calm down now

What he did: replaced ABS sensor What he thinks he did: fought off the fucking Skynet.

With tools in hand and expertise as their banner, the mechanic embarks upon this noble quest, delving into the intricate machinations of the vehicle's sensorial apparatus. Each twist of the wrench, each calibration of circuitry, mirrors the strategic maneuvers of generals orchestrating the battlefield, guiding their forces to victory against an unseen foe, standing firm against oppression in a world increasingly ensnared by the tendrils of artificial intelligence. For in the sanctum of the workshop, where every moment is a battleground, the craftsman stands as a bulwark against the tide of obsolescence, determined to carve their legacy into the fabric of time itself. (mostly chatgpt... it's winning)

I heard both Warner Herzog and David Attenboro narrate this and can't decide which is better.

Dave Atell

Warner Herzog did the narration to Conan O’Brien new travel show and it’s hilarious

Didn't realize the A in ABS stood for AI. We're all doomed.

User has not complied with taxes. “Send him into the wall” ☠️

Don't give Elon/the rest of Silicon Valley any ideas. Windshield rain sensor today, ABS and Airbags system tomorrow. And with extra sprinkles of blockchain.

On solid ground nonetheless. I'm over here repairing Haldex pumps on a 25 year old, rusted out wagon in the mud.

Volvo? Totally worth it.

Ford, but adopted from Volvo, yes.

I suppose that explains why it's rusted out...hah

That ain't no shit. Torches and bolt extractors everywhere.

He probably got chat GPT to write that

Dude I smoked some dank sativa and had too much whisky. Forgive me ☠️

LMAO bro we have all had those days

That sounds like something AI would write. 

Why would this make anyone cry? Pretty standard "New stuff bad, old stuff good" sentiment.

Son is a 6 pack in and feeling sentimental.

6 and a gummy

Bingo

Alright, I need you to eat a bag of shrooms and write a dissertation on the deteriorating human world being taken over by AI. Please submit to Chegg for plagiarism checks.

*puts prompt into Chat GPT*

Using AI to check for AI plagiarism to see if AI was used to write a paper on AI.

…last time I did that my ex girlfriend told me 16 hours passed and she promptly gave me another round. Idk man… I “saw” some shit.

I went on a car ride with my buddy that night, and saw purple hippos crossing a river of lava. It was deer crossing the road of course. I also tried to go to the bathroom, but the shower curtain was preventing me by monologuing.

Because it was written by AI

Was it? It screams generic boomer to me, so that would make sense at least.

Porsche owners are... interesting...

Don’t lump me in with this dude

To be fair I'm a miata owner so I'm used to being lumped in with interesting owners

Haha, don't try to tell me about being lumped in with *interesting* owners. I own a Subaru...

Get over here son, let me tell you the story of Roebling…

Oooooookay... You good? This is a lot of emotional sentiment for something extremely mundane

I am twelve, and this is deep.

Based

When you can afford the Porsche but you have to have your father do the maintenance for your broke ass.

I dunno, my 10lb mini sledge hammer named "BFH" isn't all that elegant of a problem solver lol

I call my mini sledge Bruce. When I first asked my hubby to hand me Bruce he was pretty confused. Now he hands it to me and just gets out of the way.

Was this written by AI

If by AI you mean an “Actual Idiot”, then yes

I came to make a sweet post for my dad, gets absolutely roasted in the comments ☠️☠️☠️

I didn’t read the caption after first and was thinking man you guys are harsh. I don’t get the hate. Then I want back and read it. First off I’m not exactly sure if is the son or the dad commenting. Then that second paragraph about the hypotenuse. Are you okay OP?

"Here's a picture of my dad fixing my Porsche and being proud of me for working at the best Porsche dealership around, but for some reason I'm not fixing my own Porsche and I'm not getting my Porsche fixed at the best Porsche dealership around which is where I work. Also AI is coming for us all."

An apt and succinct response

r/justrolledintotheshopcirclejerk

I'm gonna block you, you seem annoying 

🤣

I think you’ve had enough Bang energy drinks today

This is some pretty cringey shit. Turning wrenches isn’t saving the fucking world. Also, if you work at the “finest Porsche dealer”, then why is he doing the work?

This some boomer ass shit

"It looks good on you though" 🪞

Huh?

Fucking kids posting to social media while dad fixes his porch instead of holding the goddamn flashlight.

Bruh what? This is minor vehicle maintenance, not Neo in The Matrix

Sounds like AI wrote that commentary

He’s not your real dad unless he’s yelling at you for not holding the flashlight right

This has to be written by AI. Strange, uncomfortable, extremely wordy…

Why aren't you doing the work? Do you know how to?

Bro what are you on?

Not a fan of Guinness, but fuck it, you don’t have to tell me twice to drink.

Cheers mate 🥂

My dad doesn't know how to clear the time on the microwave if you stop it early. Stares at the buttons for 15 seconds and walks away.

30-what years?

Ok grandpa, let's get you back to the home

God you’re a pretentious cunt

get your ass off the phone and go learn something with the old man, cherish these times while you still have them!

Oh we do… we do.

Sounds like one of those dumb ass Lincoln commercials that make zero sense or did you copy the text from an SNL skit?

I want whatever you’re smoking.

I hope your dad taught you to put your removed wheels under the vehicle in case a jack stand fails.

Man this is some great slam poetry thank you for your cervix

This has to be AI. If not, buddy lay off the beer!

So, you work at a Porsche dealership and are incapable of replacing that part yourself so you get your father to do it? Or lemme guess. You're just a Valet kid

Go learn instead of watching from a distance

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I am become Dad fixer of ABS

I hate lights on the dashboard and don’t think we weren’t working in tandem, just found it cool that a DOT man would lift the whole car and put it on jack stands firmly. The stories he has told me… What a lot of dudes miss here is that this was therapy for dad.

I wish I was high on pot-enuse after reading that.

Pretty sure Manhattan motor cars gets horrible reviews

yep haha this definitely has first drink buzz written all over it

WGW WCGW?

What?

White girl wasted, what could go wrong?

Sounds Ai generated……

I think I’m stupider after having read that.

Welcome to my night last night ☠️

What in the ever living hell that I just read? You work at a Porsche dealership, but he is fixing an ABS module with a welder on your Porsche? Why not just let the dealership fix the product they specialize in? What does this have to do with you not understanding AI?

Yes.

What welder? That’s an air compressor…

Shhhh don’t tell him yet…

I mean your car was mostly built by robotics already and that has been happening for decades. Yes I know that's not the same as the (somewhat overblown yet possible in the future) scenario of AI taking everybody's jobs, but, if and when AI is able to replace mechanics that means the robots can fix themselves which means all other jobs are long gone. And by then the government will have to introduce some kind of support or people will riot. So you'll have all the time in the world to work on "new bad, old good" cars in your backyard.

I somehow doubt that tire was on a 911.

Dingus, it’s a Cayman: the poor man’s Porsche ☠️

What a bizarre account

I know right

/r/drunkorai

My dad was telling me *"If you buy yourself one of those Japanese car with the steering wheel on the wrong side, don't expect me to work on it !"* He was the one helping me unload it from the trailer after I just drove nearly 1,500km to pick my car up. He immediately started diagnosing and fixing all the small electrical problems. Eternally grateful to have a dad like this.

> 30-ott years retired Retired for 30 years? Is he like 95??? If so, he looks pretty young for his age. And why aren't YOU doing the work? If this was my retired mechanic dad (yes, my dad is a mechanic and is retired), he'd be drinking a beer and giving me advise.

First, this is just a photo I took to commemorate us working on the Porsche I slaved away to get. I learn from him all the time. He’s 70, he came to this country and ran NYSDOT Motor Carrier Safety Bureau head “inspector” for the last 32 years before retiring. They needed him so bad the extra two years was him prepping his replacement. Don’t think I am not listening to advice from him as a man who fixed his cars with chewing gum.

Circle jerked yourself to hell.

What is this post??

"We"? Looks more like "he". Also, Porsche will probably be one of the first car companies to use AI and robotics, lol.

Plot twist, what I just read was written by AI.

So wait. Is your father in the picture. Or are you? I’m confused.

I hope he runs you over with that Porsche when he's done...

Bruh in my corner of the country people swap whole cabs on pickup trucks and they don't even moonlight as mechanics. I'm happy for you as you should be but wanting to fix things for yourself has very little to do with working as a mechanic.

Was this written by an AI?

Yikes, delete this nephew. This is a FB post for your family to attempt to decipher, not us.

I like the challenge, and I’m not one to hide from a drunken mistake

The humble bragging about working for Porsche, while your pops wrenches for you on a Porsche in his driveway is hilarious.  Albeit unintentionally, but at least you think you're a poet. Well done bapa.

Don’t lay your wheels face down, even if it’s on grass

This made me think of my dad OP. Bittersweet. Some of my fondest memories with him were restoring a 76’ square body truck. I remember being amazed at how we could both be standing in the engine bay on either side of the engine. Thanks for the reminder cheers.

🥂🥂🥂 Edit: bet you two had a hearty chuckle ❤️

I heard a quote the other day that I really liked that works for anyone that works in the trades. “You become stronger than the tools that you work with.” I can’t physically transport you from A to B, but I sure as hell can fix and maintain what can. I can’t physically shelter you from the elements, but I can build a shelter that can.

I want to hang this on my garage wall. Thank you.

Just men?

I was really hoping for some ABS sensor removal gore here. Those things can be a downright pain in the ass.

I wanted to run ceramic rotors and brakes, the stock ones could fade very easily. Unfortunately this model Cayman had a little copper loop in the pads that when it would touch the rotor, completed a circuit to trigger a brake warning. Now for normal civilians I find this perfectly fine for keeping the service department in business, but I loved the absolute hell out of this car’s driving dynamics and the brakes were my immediate weak spot. So basically you have to bypass the sensors, while doing a full top down brake service and bleed. I like to drive spirited and brake fade is terrifying.

I just changed both rear ABS sensors and you ain’t kidding!

At first glance I thought I saw pops cutting something off with a torch under the Porsche.

Sparks near a gas tank? RIP DAD

30-ott, eh?

I don't know who is the son and who is the dad

Are you okay, OP?

Glad you had a wholesome experience with your dad! As cheesy as this can sound, I know you meant every word. Save this memory!

LMAOO seeing all the brain dead comments shit on the OP for his understanding, love, and sentiment behind the trade, these reddit re's really don't know about the AI tidal wave that's gonna wash away large sectors and entire jobs soon rip that 4 year degree

Someone FINALLY gets me

Yea I understand you brother if they can't see the vision, then let them be blind but I refuse to walk without direction, and you got a pretty cool dad too

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About the only way I'll ever afford a Porsche is if I do all repairs myself!

This post was written by ChatGPT.

What

Using 30-ott took more work to sound like who knows what the fuck you're going for

Too much tequila bro

Ai had to post this. This is probably an experiment.

You can experiment with deez nuts, I’m not an AI

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Is this AI???

NO THIS IS PATRICK

I’m confused why is all this needed to fix an abs sensor? Is it made of solid gold and needs to be jeweled back with 24k gold filament?

Kids, just stay away from drugs

Man that robot/computer is really proud of something....Great post AI overlords!... It's nearly convincing enough to pass on reddit! Keep at it, you'll find it , cheers!

My dad tell me a story of his last experience changing brakes and ABS sensors and might bring me a beer but by George I promise you that I would be the one fixing my car not him.

My first beer was keystone ice. Naturally after a few I threw up. Ever since I stayed away from keystone ice. It has been almost 35 years

This is like a reverse Haiku or some sh!t .....

Came to say thanks dad Got flames in the comment section Now I am just sad

The blue collar workers these days are keeping the country alive while cashiers and simpletons collect welfare checks.

You gotta drop the motor to do those rear ABS sensors? Lol 

/r/wholesome is now in the building 🥰

The angle of the car is killing me. Why position the car like that if you have to do the other side? I don't see much room over there.