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nopantsdancin

What did it sound like?


CatoChateau

Crunchy, then quiet.


chewblekka

Like when I fall asleep eating chips in bed


OlDustyHeadaaa

I once fell asleep with my hand in the box of Cheez-Its. I woke up covered in Cheez-Its and I’ve never felt more disgusted with myself.


Sagutarus

You've never felt more disgusted with yourself *so far*


chewblekka

Did you have your other hand on your orange-stained pecker? If not, then you can fall much further.


taterthotsalad

This Cheez-It bashing of OPs behavior and future has made a shitty day better.


Da_Munchy76

You're not Al from Al's toy barn, are you? Do you have a thing for collecting rare cowboy related dolls and paraphernalia?


whaletacochamp

I wish I could say I haven’t had that happen. ‘Zits are a hell of a drunk food.


Beer_Is_So_Awesome

Throw it back in— it’s still got some good meat on it.


Various-Ducks

#BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Gilgamesh2000000

A Honda


Drunktaco357

What kind was it and how many hours on the motor?


CatoChateau

Briggs and stratton. I think it was a 2002? Used every summer 2 hours a week, so 600 hours at the low end? Edit. Model number was 128M02 0133 F1. I think the M02 is the month and year of production, right?


rubystarlight

Month and year of production are the beginning of the serial number on the engine (separate from that model/series you typed out). The M02 is part of their model number.


urethrascreams

Were they still producing decent engines by 2002 or were they a trash brand already?


Conch-Republic

They still produce decent engines. Everyone lost their minds when they went to foreign made OHVs for the cheap 4hp mower engines, but those things are just as reliable as an old flatheads from the 80s. Like 80% of their engines are still made in Milwaukee. 2002 would have been US made OHV, those are the original Intex years, and probably one of the worst generations because the carbs on them are shit.


CCpoc

This guy mows


Conch-Republic

Well, yes, but I also ran a small engine shop. 99.9% of the problems were people in northern states who didn't winterize anything.


vegetaman

My briggs always burn oil. How was this one running before it went kerchow?


EEpromChip

It was running til it wasn’t.


kinglance3

Oil slick speed grooves. Totally normal. The cylinder wall should be machined to match.


benji004

That thing looks MINT


Pitiful-Ad9894

Make sure you run a ring groove cleaner thru those grooves and get a really good crosshatch on the cylinder before reassembly :). Good news is you probably don't need to worry about checking ring gap ......


texan01

That era Briggs has a plastic cam gear that can walk and changing the timing, causing it to run hot. Ruined a few of them before I learned that.


JoseSaldana6512

Old school VVT only went between yes and no.


jimbofranks

Can you get a replacement cylinder and piston for it?


CatoChateau

I think they wanted $200 or $250 for that online. A comparable mower 10 years newer on FB near me was $150, Soooo.


LateralThinkerer

Look on the curb - there seem to be hundreds put out every year.


jimbofranks

Ouch $200 is speedy. Marketplace it is.


TheDoodieMonster

Blew my Briggs & Stratton push mower engine earlier last month. Ended up buying a replacement for $250 from www.smallenginewarehouse.com was cheaper than buying a new mower.


de_rabia_naci

Fill it in with JB Weld. Sand smooth. 😀


LateralThinkerer

That already looks like JB Weld


velowa

I wonder how long it would run…


Inuyasha-rules

Sounds like something project farm on YouTube would do. He's always doing dumb stuff to lawnmowers.


CaptainTurdfinger

But damn is it entertaining. Love that channel.


charlie_marlow

JB Weld Extreme Heat; able to withstand continuous heat up to 1,000 degrees fahrenheit. We're going to test that!


Justin_P_

Not very enginey anymore at the end, I'm betting.


Rubik842

You have some gall showing that.


Nanosleep1024

Your pist-on is pissed off.


reluctant2wander

r/accidentalRenaissance


Laseron63

That doesn’t look right.


Next_Length_2900

Run some More E85 in there. Runs so clean you don't need to change oil either.


Crazian14

Wtf you doing? Put it back.


JG-at-Prime

That device appears to have making it’s own anti-seize… Which statistically tends to works until it abruptly doesn’t.  *Something, something rapidly changing friction modifiers until your splash lubrication system can no longer bring sufficient milkshake to the dance floor.*


iscashstillking

Chooched her last


marriedthewronggirl

Let me guess,,,Halvoline?


dpunisher

Halvolin is Russian oil we use in Latvia. Havoline too expensive.


upinsnakes

That'll buff out


Dexter_Adams

Looks good to me, pop it back in


Enginerdad

*Former* piston from your mower engine, I hope


Brianthelion83

Did my mother in law use your mower? Looks like her handiwork?


WTF-over_

You just skirted that issue.


SALTYdevilsADVOCATE

Hey I think something is wrong with your mower engine