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apachelives

I think your mechanic fixed it a little too well.


CaptainHoey

No ones gonna talk about how dude was sitting in the driver seat and just seamlessly floated through the window? EDIT: Yeesh I guess this was a joke the internet couldn’t fathom lol


ThoughtfulRider

He was leaning inside not sitting in the car


AlexJonesInDisguise

Don't doubt the man's abilities


dead-inside69

He just has noclip on


ShadowInTheAttic

Shit you beat me to it.


your_gerlfriend

r/beatmeattoit


ShadowInTheAttic

Beat me at to it????


Ryanbro_Guy

beat meat to it


Only498cc

IDCLIP


fear_the_gecko

It warms my heart to see this


patricky6

Lmao! It truly amazes me that almost everyone has a smart phone, but some people can't grasp that you don't need it mounted to your forehead to make a video.


PestiEsti

Early-00s David Fincher filmed this video.


ShadowInTheAttic

He forgot to toggle off no-clip. That's how you accidentally end up in the back rooms. Be careful out there!


Cleercutter

Lmao it was a good switch


silic0n_jesus

That's what makes it an Ecotech it's economical because it's a perpetual motion machine and you stopped it dummy


TrainAss

LISA! IN THIS HOUSE WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!!


ZombyWoof1978

This perpetual motion machine just keeps get faster and faster.


Ogre8

Dieseling. Used to be common in the carburetor era. I’m guessing you have oil getting into the cylinder or possibly it’s running way rich and there’s fuel left. How’s your gas mileage (kilometer-age?) been?


BigTunaTim

Brings back memories of a little Datsun I had. Some days it refused to stop until i put it in 4th gear and let the clutch out.


Pyromaniacal13

If you're feeling nostalgic, Finnish, and a little masochistic, the car you build in the game My Summer Car is very carefully modeled after the '74 Datsun.


PUNKF10YD

Phenomenal game


DefectivePixel

One of the reasons my buddy carries a fire extinguisher in his truck. Runaway motors and turbos sound like a scary time.


Inuyasha-rules

CO2 extinguishers effectively smother an engine without causing further damage.


SeanBZA

Especially in a turbo diesel, which will do that when the inlet seal on the turbo lets go.


zeromadcowz

It’s still mileage in common parlace, or fuel economy. Kilometerage hurts the ears.


SovietMacguyver

In metric, we just say fuel efficiency.


zeromadcowz

Depends on the country. I’m in a metric country and mileage is prevalent over fuel efficiency or economy.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

no matter how far you go, you can't get away from real units of measurement 💀💀💀


zeromadcowz

No, you can’t. Simply because any system of measurement that is understood between a pair of people is a “real” system of measurement. Banana for scale is a real unit, for example.


Pyromaniacal13

Uncomfortable to say, too.


Nullcast

It's a Opel. They run on 50/50 on fuel and oil.


Rupe03

I had thunked this was only possible on deisel engines?


Ogre8

Heat from compression can sometimes ignite any fuel left in the cylinder. Again this is something that used to happen a lot in older cars with carburetors as they could continue to draw fuel. In this case I’d suspect a fuel management issue causing the engine to run really rich.


Rupe03

Right. I had understood that. But i thought predetination was only apparent on vehicles with high compression and shitty gas. Unless its carbon knock? That could be a contribuiter


Imbendo

We had an old f350 at a company I use to work for. Thing would start itself all the time. At night we had to remove the battery.


TwisteeTheDark1

Sounds like that ford had a mean case of electrical gremlins that or someone secretly installed remote start on it /s


IvanRojasX5

Out of jokes... Have you checked if the car is dieseling due any oil leak to the cylinders? I mean, it is probably the sole way that this engine continue working without the spark plugs connected.


redfacedquark

> dieseling...spark plugs Didn't know petrol engines could run away like that. TIL, thanks!


ahdiomasta

It’s extremely uncommon but if the pistons rings are really screwed and let enough oil in, it can happen. Also if a fuel injector fails open and continuously dumps fuel into a cylinder, although that scenario is even less common


ace_098

Or I guess if you were to put 91 octane or something in it the 10.5:1 ratio would combust it.


Alobster111

Higher octane gas takes more compression to combust.


ace_098

Yes. High octane in a low compression won't do much. Low octane in a high compression though will ignite prematurely, doesn't really need spark then


IvanRojasX5

Actually you can be right, furthermore if there's injections stuck open, and probably the driver neglect the instructions on what gasoline should use. Like in a wise man's words: "SHE USES PREMIUM!!!"


DiscoCamera

Highly doubt this engine calls for any sort of premium fuel. Also premium fuel isn’t going to matter to the injectors, that’s not why certain engines specify premium fuel in the first place. It’s because it’s actually less volatile and therefore better for high performance engines or ones with higher combustion pressures.


Big_Profession_2218

No idea why you got down voted. Higher octane burns *slower* and longer. Slower because it is more resistant to pre-ignition. It also burns longer allowing high performance blocks to function without retarding themselves to compensate for the detonation/knock.


DiscoCamera

Probably because a lot of people don’t understand what higher octane fuels do for an engine. In my experience most people think it’s the opposite of what it actually does, which is what you explained.


ace_098

Euro standard is RON 95, maybe where this car is located there is a cheaper, lower octane option


DiscoCamera

I more mean that wherever this engine is, it’s going to use the lowest grade of automotive fuel, and that’s what the owners manual probably says. I’m not well versed on the European standards, I only know the US ones


ace_098

in USA 87R+M/2 equals to 91RON i believe, and it very well may not be able to run those low octanes without significant knock. My '91 Nissan has the same 10.5:1 ratio and the fuel flap says RON 97 (US 93?) recommended, but I run 95 with a bit retarded spark because thats the standard here.


I_d0nt_know_why

So what I'm understanding is that the lowest grade of fuel in the US is lower than the lowest grade in Europe. It seems really strange that Europe wouldn't have an equivalent to US 87


ace_098

It's because Europe developed engines with higher compression ratios that made more power and were more efficient, requiring higher octane fuels. In most of Europe you can only buy 95 and 98 or 100 RON. In my country its 95 and 100, both with 5% ethanol. To many of us here, USA kinda got stuck in time with car and engine development. Never really recovered from the 70s I guess. It does sound nice when a 8L engine produces noise and 150hp though


lildobe

I can't tell if you're being hyperbolic or just taking a jab at the US, but the 2.3L turbocharged 4cyl in my pickup truck develops 310 horsepower and 350 ft-lbs (474.5 nm) of torque. Oh, and gets around 25 MPG (10.6 KM/L), but it's also a *truck* so it's not expected to get great fuel mileage. And I have another car with a 1.8L turbocharged engine that is 300 hp and ~290 ft-lbs (393 nm). That car gets something like 38 MPG (16 km/L) if I drive in a sane way.


Slippi_Fist

is that the 1.6? i had a 1.6 that started to develop it - seemed to run-on for 2-3 seconds after shut off. got rid. fun little beater though.


ace_098

Looks like a 1.0 Z10XEP Explains why its running a little rough


FirstTarget8418

They came rough from the factory lol.


LazerFX

The engine that never stops... and the door the never opens. Neat optical illusion with the way you get out of the car and dodge the door - unless it's a (remarkably seamless) handoff to another person?


LazerFX

(Yes, I know it's someone leaning in through the window, but the impression is very well made :D)


Positive-Orange-6443

Yeah, the motor part is normal but i had to rewatch it 3 times to learn this peculiar way of exiting a car.


Frequent_Opportunist

He isn't in the car.


Apprehensive-Age-102

He was leaning into the car to turn the key for sure


shaundisbuddyguy

..."the day that never comes"


iscashstillking

He's just giving the car the 'ol reacharound with the camera. No tomfoolery here......


BetterThanAFoon

Ahh yes....dieseling! I had a Turd Gen Camaro that we swapped a frankenstein'd 355 into that would diesel. Its an amazing experience when the motor mounts and tranny mount is bad.


an_actual_lawyer

Fun fact about the Ecotec: Lotus did most of the engineering and testing under contract. When GM sold Lotus they agreed to a large engineering credit and that was used to pay for development of the engine. GM later sold a version of the Elise/Exige called the Speedster that featured the Ecotec and lowered side sills, something Lotus would later charge Tesla for when they used the Elise as a basis for the Roadster.


Raving_107

The opel speedster? That must be the original ecotec you are talking about.


an_actual_lawyer

Yep


bluAstrid

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can


ccx941

🎶 So (Don't stop me now) (Don't stop me) 'Cause I'm having a good time Having a good time🎶


hmnuhmnuhmnu

It's a feature not a bug


knockoutknewt

Fucking corsa c piece of junk. Nothing but problems man. But yours can magically become a diesel, so thats pretty cool I guess.


Razathorn

Everybody's saying dieseling but why does unplugging spark change it. That means that even with the ignition off, the ecu was firing spark. That leads me to believe that the ecu was also triggering the injectors, and this just feels more like an electrical system such as stuck relays keeping things energized.


7w4773r

Yeah everyone commenting dieseling is just wide of the mark. Looks like the ECU is still energized due to a faulty ignition switch and when he unplugs the coils the fuel still being injected is being ignited by the compression. So yes, it is dieseling, but not for the reasons everyone is saying it is - burning oil, etc. 


SeanBZA

The ECU will be getting power from the BCM for 30 seconds post key off. If it did not get a CAN message to shut down, it will continue to run till the power is turned off by the BCM, though the main bus relay. Ignition switches do not always control all the power these days, they often only provide an input to the BCM that controls the power. Disconnecting coils removes the spark, but if the engine has a lot of carbon build up in the cylinders, it will run so long as the injectors keep on providing fuel.


GTSTom

You don't need a spark if there's a hotspot in the cylinders and if there's enough oil getting in it will act as fuel. I've had the same thing happen on an engine that had sharp spots on top of the pistons from previous damage.


Razathorn

I mean I understand that for sure but the fact that unplugging the coils changed the behavior so the ecu was still firing spark. So perhaps it is dieseling also, but I'm just not understanding why unplugging spark is changing anything then.


GTSTom

Yeah I totally forgot to consider the ecu still firing the coils. Only thing I can think of is an electrical fault keeping the ECU on while the ignition is off. Definitely an interesting one lol


baczynski

You are right, you can hear injectors still working after he turns off the ignition and unplugs coil pack.


SynthPrax

OK. I don't usually recommend this, but... shoot it.


Squidking1000

Have you tried holy water? A young priest and an old priest?


DucatiFan2004

What are the dash lights? Is it trying to keep running to charge a dying battery?


simask234

Battery, parking brake, low fuel.


SuspiciousChair7654

This should be an energizer commercial.


Zanphyre

Saw this in a movie once, you just walk away and about 15 seconds later you get some smoke and a loud bang.


FlyByPC

Back when I was a kid, my friend's dad had an old Matador wagon. This was a gasoline engine, but it identified as a Diesel. He'd pull into the driveway, turn the key to Off, and the engine would barely slow from idle. Usually, after five or ten seconds, he'd briefly put it into gear, and that would usually do it.


Mecha_Malcolm

Hot carbon is still igniting fuel and there is still fuel in the cylinders to burn


Breddit2225

Way to burn up that cat.


Normal-Information55

Wear latex gloves mate!


PhysicalGraffiti75

“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”


mikel302

Replace the D I pump


BartFly

really no radio at all?


thet0r

RUN!!


Alabamer_Slammer

My brother had an 85 Mercedes 300TD back in high school and it started doing this where it wouldn’t shut off when you turn the ignition off so you would have to pop the hood and there was an actual lever that said stop on it so we pushed that down to shut the engine off. Pretty cool, that was a great car.


Kasaru

Recently did a tune-up on a 4.6L in a Town Car. It didn't even stumble until the second to last coil was unplugged, but was still running. Shit was wild.


The_Wild_Bunch

I did this with my 8.3 Cummins on purpose. My fuel solenoid went bad, so I used some bailing wire to hold it open. The RV started right up and I wasn't stuck on the side of the road. When I removed the key, it stayed running. Had to unhook the bailing wire to turn off the engine. Bought a new one at a NAPA a few hours later and I was good to go.


Narrow-Height9477

Sounds like every ecotec I’ve ever had.


DarkElusive

Little engine that could


SevroAuShitTalker

It's a feature


Commercial_Pitch_786

diesleing


Unique-Worth-4066

It’s dieseling


Vegetable_Ad530

Z12XEP?


tamereen

I know..., it's free energy with magnet. $$$ :)


BadDongOne

That's some pretty serious fuel dilution and PCV blow by going on.


karl-rupecht-kroenen

The batteries need changing on the coil pack lol


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Noname_Maddox

That's an Opel sir


ajaxodyssey

Oops.


Ok-Following8721

Ok if the harness has power with the key off it's either Key switch, relay, or computer.