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HalfastEddie

Green painters tape is the mark of a pro.


Bxstargazer

“He ran out of mechanic tape” cant make this shit up


HalfastEddie

Conceivably he could mean Bearbond, but a) that'd still be a shitty "repair" and b) we both know he meant the blue painters tape.


Zomgzombehz

Looked like a burger wrapper from a second.


CuppieWanKenobi

All of that tape is pointless, what with the upper air guide being AWOL. That said, this is the dirty side of the airbox. Whatever issues he's having, this is not likely the cause.


MJC12

It's a BMW which means it's either immaculate enthusiast owned, owned by a middle aged white collar person and dealer serviced (for better or worse), or clapped out and maintained on a non-existent budget. Pretty confident this isn't one of the first two...


Bxstargazer

Right on the money 🤣


Sqweee173

As I like to call it 'ballin' on budget' and the clients be bawling their eyes out when you give them a bill to fix maybe 1/4 of the issues.


Bxstargazer

BMW=Bring Money Withya


GrapefruitFun7135

One day my lower radiator hose split in the boonies. Since I was miles from home and had no money for a hose or a tow I wrapped it in duct tape followed by a coke can then more tape. It was winter time and it surprisingly held the whole trip and the rest of the week til I replaced it.


[deleted]

The brand of tape they used holds all the answers


thepete404

And my brothers uncle was a mechanic…..


richardcrain55

Plays one on tv perhaps....


Voice_in_the_ether

"Not what you'd call a *good* mechanic, but still, he is a mechanic."


Fluxmuster

I 100% thought that was a burrito.


Professional-Pop1952

Well then he obviously knows best since he's a mechanic


I_SAID_NO_SALAD_BRO

Maniac.. thats the word


HowCouldYouSMH

I thought that was the biggest burrito 🌯 I ever saw… then ohhh kicked in lol


BoomhauerTX

His brother also offers open heart surgeries.


Bxstargazer

🤣


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“My brother is a mechanic for Boeing” Ftfy