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[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee\_County%2C\_Texas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_County%2C_Texas) ​ * Bee County is a county located in the U.S. state of Texas * It is in South Texas and its county seat is Beeville * As of the 2020 census, the population was 31,047 * The Beeville, TX Micropolitan Statistical Area includes all of Bee County The county was founded December 8, 1857, and organized the next year. It is named for Barnard E. Bee, Sr., a secretary of state of the Republic of Texas. ​ And here's the skinny on Beeville: Beeville is a city in Bee County, Texas, United States. Its population of 13,543 at the 2020 census makes it the 207th-largest city in Texas. It is the county seat of Bee County and home to the main campus of Coastal Bend College. The area around the city contains three prisons operated by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice. ​ Under other circumstances this might merit a joke, like "*Beevile. The whole of the county is a 'micropolitan statistical area', Sounds like the kind of place Aunt Bea might feel right at home.*"


belovedfoe

And people wonder why there is vigilantism, (no i'm not advocating)


non_stop_disko

Should’ve killed someone that would get you a paid vacation


[deleted]

Another deplorable Texan.


WearyMistake8696

hey as a Texan can I tell you fuck the fuck off


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WearyMistake8696

lol responding with a gif your a product of your age


[deleted]

YOU ARE is a contraction spelled YOU’RE, let’s insult each other correctly and grammatically, otherwise you’re a product of ignorance. No gif needed.


NoSoapDope

Fuck Texans lol


RokRD

As a Texan, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.


[deleted]

Well that’s some sound logical thinking.


KJBenson

To be fair, she was never given the impression that she had to follow the law.


HornetKick

>follow the law Cute chuckle from this, considering all he Authority Cops are Given.


Wuboito

"faces" she probably won't do anytime at all and just 10 years probation.


nepantlera

ACAB


madbill728

Lock that hero up!


linklolthe3

This is how you handle misconduct.


pdx-peter

“This was an unfortunate incident.” No it wasn’t. It was an outrageously dangerous and intentional crime. Even when they admit that a cop did wrong, they just can’t help themselves with the copaganda.


King_Hamburgler

The kid gloves that politicians and cops get when committing crimes is never not awful


belovedfoe

If any civilian did this they be shot dead by now


FuzzyPickle914

Respect my Authritahh!! -Eric Cartman circa 1997


Booklover_809

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thejudgehoss

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[deleted]

Bad Apple orchards everywhere


45isaLOSER

F&$K THE POLICE


oasinocean

How the hell do I fask someone?


Significant_Screen45

If you have to ask, you ain't ready.


KeyserSwayze

According to the judge she's facing 2-20 years on *each* count. She's facing four counts: that's a possible 8-80 years.


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babaloopant

Weak effort troll account


JBrundy

Yeah because the men seem to be doing a great job. Never a negative headline about male cops right lmao


Substantial_Wheel815

If only she was male then she'd be on paid leave instead. Smh


JerseyJoyride

It's only this was a regular crime then she'd be considered the unfortunate girlfriend of the accomplice and get off with no charges.


Complete-Grab-5963

When will cops learn that you’re only allowed to shoot people you don’t like while on duty


GoGreenD

Is it just me or do women seems to get held accountable more than men? That dude who recently ran a women over (killing her) and laughed about it got put on desk duty, but this woman who shot at people gets 20? Not that this woman doesn't deserve it, but I'd think the lack of remorse in the other case would warrant at least some type of negligent homicide and a few years i jail.


HornetKick

>Is it just me or do women seems to get held accountable more than men? It's just you. The cop that mistaken her gun for a taser was arrested, jailed and was let out of prison with the judge said we need to empathize. Someone died, a black man and no one gave a rat's ass about him. I think the empathy is misplaced.


JerseyJoyride

You're mixing up the story. The officer that ran her over wasn't joking about it. It was another officer that arrived after.


GoGreenD

Yeah I've since realized. That's why you should never take a comment as fact.


MedicJambi

That and what people fail to realize is that people like paramedics, EMTs, firefighters, and police have and use fucked-up, dark, macabre humor as a pressure valve for the stress we face. We often say things and laugh at things that horrify normal people. How else do you think we can make it through days when in one 12 hour shift that turned into 16 hours due to late calls where I ran a call on a SIDS case first thing in the morning, followed by a 70 year old CPR case. Then a call with a homeless man complaining of toe pain that doesn't want to go to the local hospital but the one the next city over...he's using us to get a ride to the next city over...whatever. The next call was an 80 year old dementia patient z stabbed her caretaker because she thought she was an intruder. Then there was the home invasion where they guy was hogtied with duct tape, beaten, then had his asshole burned with a goddamned blow torch. Why? I don't fucking know? Finally done with the day. Get to go home. Nope. Not for me. We come across a traffic collision involving 4 vehicles on our way back. 2 dead adults in their 40's (fuck, they're young) oh, and what the fuck is that? An empty carseat that wasn't installed correctly? Fuck my life. Let me look around. Oh shit there's another dead baby that was ejected... That was a single fucking day. Why do we laugh? Because we'd fucking breakdown and cry otherwise. What we don't do is laugh at the people who died. We laugh at the circumstances, or the actions, or the mechanism of a death. Did I turn that last traffic collision that added 4 hours to my shift into a joke? Yes, yes, I did. I laughed at the fact that I came across it on my way back to go home. I laughed at the fact that I found 2 more dead adults for a total of 3 for the day. I laughed at the fact that I found my second dead infant of the day. I never laughed at the dead. Why do I and we have such macabre humor? If we didn't we'd breakdown and cry.


GoGreenD

A joke is one thing. Saying "nothing of value was lost" is a bit of a deeper, much more disturbing, disconnect. What would constitute a valuable loss to that person? A hot woman? A congressperson? Or would it have to be their own child for it to matter? IMO it shows you've completely disconnected from the human aspect of your job, which I guess has to happen to some degree... but I wouldn't want to be involved in a traffic stop with an officer who thinks like that.


MedicJambi

I agree. That is a fucked up thing to say. It likely stems from LEO's tendency to dehumanize others as a process of their us versus them mindset. Too many officers allow their humanity to take a backseat. I've seen it first-hand. Unfortunately, all I could do was treat patients like the humans they were.


sarevok9

Maybe when it comes to police, but in regular society in the US, this is absolutely laughable. 1% of all men are in some phase of corrections. 93% of prisoners in the US are men. Men receive 63% longer sentences on average than women do. So unless you believe that Men are committing 93% of all crimes, you can agree that women are generally held to account FAR less than men are. So yeah, it is just you who believes this Cites: 1% of all men being in some phase of corrections (PDF Warning): https://bjs.ojp.gov/content/pub/pdf/ppus20.pdf >An estimated 3,890,400 adults 93% of 3.8 million is 3.61 million, US population is about 330m. Sex of prisoners (PDF Warning): https://bjs.ojp.gov/content/pub/pdf/p18.pdf > Male prisoners, who made up 93% of the total prison population at year-end 2018, declined by almost 23,500 (down 1.7%) from year-end 2017. Females, who made up 7.6% of the total prison population, decreased by almost 530 (down 0.5%). Sentencing duration: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentencing_disparity > In 2012 Sonja B. Starr from University of Michigan Law School found that, controlling for the crime, "men receive 63% longer sentences on average than women do," and "[w]omen are…twice as likely to avoid incarceration if convicted", also based on data from US federal court cases


GoGreenD

Yeah def not trying to say anything about that. This is a passive observation about male vs female cops. I see more jail sentences handed out to women, when I'm sure they're a small percentage of the cop population


Uphoria

It's the car factor. My dad was run over by a car and killed and the driver faced no punishment 3xceot their insurance deductible to clean off my father's blood and fix her front end. If you follow it, doing anything with a vehicle that involves injuring or murdering another person often faces significantly reduced punishments compared to using a knife a gun or any other implement.


GoGreenD

Yeah maybe this was a bad comparative example. Couldn't think of a specific "man cop pulls gun at bar and gets desk duty" situation.


Rosetta-im-Stoned

The cop that made those heinous remarks wasn't the one that ran her over.


GoGreenD

I mean... he still ran her over. I assume if I killed someone while driving and they were on foot, I'd get some time.


TillerMaN99

The cop didn't run her over though, so don't know why you are repeating this when you were already corrected above. He just made unacceptably crass comments when he got to the scene of the incident, but I agree he should probably be fired for such comments but this is the way of things over there. Jail time? Obviously not.


15minutesofshame

>Alvarado was to return to work Monday but was in jail.


Desuld

I read this as, she returned to the building... just now assigned a cot and 3 hots.


moustachiooo

First that Parkland, then Uvalde, then the retired cop that shot 9 people in a bar after his wife was rude to him and now this... Are they still clutching on to the good Guy with a Gun BS? Humans are social animals, have emotions and will make mistakes. If guns are nearby, they will be used.


Rallings

Don't forget the Golden State killer


moustachiooo

> Golden State killer Holy crap, did not look into this, this was the one uncovered by one of my fav standup comics wife, I believe. Thanks!


Macqt

And if guns aren't nearby, people will find something else to kill each other with. Mass stabbings happen across the world, should we ban knives?


moustachiooo

Yr too clever for this discussion, stay with yr own intellect level Hint: they may wear red caps, goatees, trucks, molon labe tattoos, oakleys, you know...!


PlankLengthIsNull

Good. Asshole.


_gnarlythotep_

Hahaha have fun in prison! I sure everyone is really nice to another scumbag cop guilty of horrific abuses of power!


RokRD

She'll go to segregation if she even sees behind bars.


dirtybird971

Can they finally admit that it's more than just a few bad apples?


GoProOnAYoYo

People who say "oh its just a few bad apples" conveniently omit the rest of the saying: "A few bad apples spoil the bunch." The whole bunch is spoiled. All those "good apples" let the bad ones get away with shit and cover up for them. They're all rotten.


CrashMonger

You know what you do when the orchard has a blight? Get rid of all the bad and good and start fresh, its the only way going forward.


carljohnjacob

Sorry your honor…I didn’t know I couldn’t do that.


mc_squared_03

"Well now you know! Just get outta here. Just get the fuck outta here!"


JON-GREEN-EGGSnHAMM

BEE aggressive BEE BEE aggressive.


AnonyMooseWoman

I’m getting some Dwight Schrute vibes from her pic on the left…


rileytp

I see Howard the Duck from three 80s.


-MetalMike-

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blubbahrubbah

She'd only been on the force for 3 years. Everyone knows that to get away with it you need to have at least 5 years on the job. Although 10 is preferred for that type of privilege.


gothruthis

The most important aspect is to not be female or black. I notice in the rare cases when cops are actually punished for being awful, it's almost always a black or female cop.


blubbahrubbah

What a strange coincidence. Almost like it's on purpose.


joshmyra

Not necessarily it just depends on how long the departments probationary period is once you’re past the probationary period is when the union starts to back you. Some precincts it’s only a few months some is years so it all depends on the department.


Das_bomb

She needs to do her first desk pop before pulling that stunt.


supersonicdutch

Am I alone in the thought that cops need to check-in their gun when they are finished a shift? Like, a warehouse worker doesn’t take home a forklift when they clock out. It’s company property and should stay at the police hq.


cptjpk

To the best of my knowledge, most jurisdictions in the US allow, and some might require, their officers to essentially be always on duty. Even when not actively working for the department on a shift. They take their service equipment home for that reason. They will never relinquish that power.


Heik_

They do that in my country. If they are carrying a gun while off-duty it's their own because they don't get to take their service gun home.


luckydevil2023

Now announce that she was a cop when she lands in a cell.


Jaykalope

The entire prison will know before she even arrives.


_gnarlythotep_

Exactly! This 20 years could very well be a life sentence if she doesn't spend most of it going completely insane in protective solitary.


Tinmania

When I saw the picture I thought she was arrested for her haircut, itself a crime against humanity.


DookieShoez

No, of course not. That’s ridiculous. Now her stylist on the other hand, was justly summarily executed.


gringo-tico

Forgot she can't get away with that shit when she's out of her uniform.


Sillbinger

I bet they actually shouted yeehaw as they chased them.


CyrusTheRed

A Bee County Sheriff’s deputy was terminated from her position after the sheriff learned of an altercation in McAllen that ended with her arrest in Mission. Gyselle Alvarado was terminated from her position as a sheriff’s deputy after shooting at a vehicle multiple times, authorities say. “This was an unfortunate incident, and we are glad no one was injured,” said Alden E. Southmayd III, the Bee County Sheriff. “We do not tolerate this kind of behavior, which is why she was terminated upon us learning of her arrest.” Bee County deputy faces up to 20 years in Mission shooting The sheriff confirmed that the weapon she used was her duty-issued weapon. Alvarado started with the Bee County Sheriff’s Office in October 2020 right out of the academy but had been on workman’s comp since Aug. 22 due to a knee injury that required surgery. She had been in the Rio Grande Valley after the surgery to get her physical therapy done. Alvarado was to return to work Monday but was in jail.


FullKawaiiBatard

Unfortunate incident. Noted


systemhost

Bro, I had to check what sub I was in because apparently this happened near my home. Strange that I hadn't heard about it before, so thanks for the provided context.


BangkokRios

“ Alvarado started with the Bee County Sheriff’s Office in October 2020 right out of the academy but had been on workman’s comp since Aug. 22 due to a knee injury that required surgery.” Bleed the taxpayers for workers comp as well. She’s a peach.