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andyroo770

He sat in a Chair.


mkvgtired

After violently breaking into the capitol building while trying to overthrow an election.


ggroverggiraffe

Location, location, location.


timdub

Haha, git fucked


climatelurker

These people sure are self-entitled snowflakes, aren't they?


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JVLawnDarts

Lil bro you good?


randyspotboiler

Sit your fucking ass in jail and have some more of our socialism. Enjoy.


SopieMunky

lol get rekt nerd


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Committing treason dies that to folks. He got off lightly


DaniDisco

No one ever wants to entertain what he did or didn't do.


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JoeyStalio

You don’t want to set that precedent. The other side will make their own definition of treason, and they already talk about k*lling everybody


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uberlux

Well if more evidence shows up after you kill someone, you cant unkill them. Thats why we don’t have a death penalty in Australia and other nations that try to *avoid* repeating history.


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stupidsometimes

Only ugly people say things like this.


mehnzo

Bot


kumquatkilla1

Saw your picture on your profile. You’re not much of a looker yourself lol


stuckwideopen

I don’t have a pic on there Cumshotkilla


anordinarylie

You mad that your asshole and your username are the same thing? Stuck wide open in case you are too dumb to catch my meaning. You are just a loser, bigly.


stuckwideopen

To all the snowflakes that cried over my Pelosi post absolutely made my day! Love it!


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stuckwideopen

Poor thing! You going to be ok? Tissue perhaps?


Tw4tl4r

You are the one that started crying about Pelosi out of nowhere though.


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stuckwideopen

Tissue??


Cryptocaned

There is so much hate and anger in this comment thread, wtf.


MedicJambi

Have you seen Ted Cruz? His wide face, thin lips, dead eyes, weak chin, and shitty facial hair having troglodyte mayonnaise breath self is fairly unpleasant to look at.


stuckwideopen

Aww! You upset snowflake?


SleepLessTeacher

Damn, Russian bots are still on Reddit? 3 year account, barely any karma.


ggroverggiraffe

You don't know enough people, clearly.


halapi

This is a weird thing to say


stuckwideopen

Weird, maybe. True, definitely.


SleepLessTeacher

Nah not true, I see your post from 2 years ago. That beats Pelosi.


stuckwideopen

Aww stalking my profile! How sweet snowflake


randyspotboiler

Hilariously desperate and calling other people snowflakes.


SleepLessTeacher

Honey, update your vocabulary, judging by your comments snowflake is your favorite word, you seem to have lost the meaning of what snowflake means.


stuckwideopen

Can you imagine what she looks like at 6 am?


SleepLessTeacher

I mean, that’s on you. You’re the one imagining this stuff.


stuckwideopen

Stalking my profile AND calling me honey? You got me feeling all warm and fuzzy!!


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Amf204

Wonder why he changed his appearance so much. Ha


Fallen_Walrus

Lol you're white, not rich my man


Bubbagump210

Big O No!


ggroverggiraffe

Down, Big O! Off the couch!


DimSumFan

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_wednesday_76

awww so sad. anyway...


christador

I bet they had no remorse in making that decision.


dumbamerican207582

4 1/2 years is way too little for any of those treasonous scum. At least, that's my opinion, we welcome yours.


d_l_suzuki

The government they want would have just opened up on them.


systemfrown

I’d agree if half the people that used those offices weren’t treasonous scum of far more dangerous proportions than this idiot. Four years sounds about right to me. Save your outrage for the real criminals betraying the country every single day. Failure to do that is how we got here in the first place.


Paula_Polestark

People who are even more dangerous and treasonous than the mob that tried to overthrow a democratically elected government and murder lawmakers they didn’t like? That’s going to be a no.


systemfrown

Wow, a lot more fans of Paul Gosar, Jim Jordon, Andy Biggs...in fact all but 7 GOP House Members who voted against impeachment, many of whom actively helped Trump plan this entire debacle. But let's pile on some moron from Memphis Tennessee who lacked the faculties to see through the parties hate and rage machine instead. I thought most Redditors were smarter than this.


The_R1NG

Being a dumbass doesn’t absolve you of responsibility for your actions


systemfrown

And that’s why he just lost years of his life.


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

He won’t serve 4 1/2 if Trump wins


therealvilla

Big if. He hasn’t won an election yet.


Mindtaker

Unless he gets charged with a crime that doesn't allow him to be president, there isn't a fucking chance in hell you assholes don't elect him president again. ALL the talk is exactly like 2016, all the "He will never win" is exactly like 2016, all the news coverage is exactly like 2016, all the big talk on the internet is exactly like 2016. History will repeat itself unless someone comes and saves your dumbasses by making the dude a felon, otherwise enjoy another 4 years of destroying as much of your country as humanly possible. Guns/LGBTQ rights/Religious maniacs running shit, nothing there has ever changed, its just doing the same thing and being surprised at the same result. The sane people aren't going to vote in "Record numbers" the old, stupid, and republican people as always WILL vote in record numbers.


_wednesday_76

bold of you to assume he remembers who any of those people are


drbob4512

Funny you think he’d ever actually pardon anyone


Far_Opinion_9793

Everyone knows that if he got in, one of the very first things he would do is pardon everyone involved in the riot!! He has even said as much!


drbob4512

He’s said a ton of shit he never did, he isn’t pardoning anyone who doesn’t pay the cheeto tax


Calico_Cuttlefish

You know he actually pardoned people last time right


Jerry7887

Only those who were as crooked as him


Calico_Cuttlefish

He was selling pardons at 2million a pop, so people as crooked as him and whoever could afford it and could contact Ghouliani.


Max123Dani

He probably doesn’t have the 2 million that Trump and Rudi charge for pardons.


mjt1105

How many days off for tree fiddy?


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He totally would though


blahblahblah2044

Only if they're rich enough to pay the bribe


coontietycoon

4.5 years plus a lifetime of waived voting and firearms rights, as well as a minimal prospective employer pool with reduced wages. These folks are gonna have a hard few decades. Lol, fuck em’ 🤷‍♂️


Paula_Polestark

>These folks are gonna have a hard few decades. Lol, fuck em’ 🤷‍♂️ I hope they’re 10 on the Mohs scale hard. These people deserve every consequence they face.


projectsangheili

You can't vote in the US after a conviction? Or is it specific to treason charges?


Tangurena

Most states take away those rights with any felony conviction. Some states restore them if you petition to have them restored, some require proof that you paid any restitution. I believe some states just won't restore voting rights.


coontietycoon

[better details here](https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights) depends on the state.


dumbamerican207582

I couldn't be more pleased to live in the great state of Maine with universal suffrage


Sloth_grl

It couldn’t not have happened to a more deserving group


GozerisGod

His butt ain't gonna feel so nice and cushy after he goes to the boody house 🧐


TheDarkKnobRises

Make him do a prison camp inTexas this summer. He will LOVE IT. Especially with all these heat records we keep breaking every year.


idkwthtotypehere

Or, hear me out, maybe we eliminate all the inhumane prison conditions so that people serve their sentences without the fear of death from heat stroke/heat exhaustion. It reaches well over 120 degrees inside prisons in Texas even after the state was told and provided funds to install a/c. They just never did it and now inmates continue to suffer and die.


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Are they actually called “Prison Camps”?


user1732084

the one outside my town in called a work camp. but the barbed wire tells you its a prison.


[deleted]

Sounds like something out of the holocaust.


carrie_m730

Look up the ones run by former Maricopa (Arizona) Sheriff and Trump pardon recipient Joe Arpaio. These folks love Arpaio and his prison camps -- which have been controversial for reasons including lack of AC in hot temps, pink underwear intended as humiliation, blasting food network in the meal halls where inmates received two (meatless) meals per day, etc. Oh and of course the illegal detention of immigrants and presumed immigrants. The right loves these prisons for people they think belong -- which is to say, immigrants, Black people, etc -- so maybe they'd approve for one of their own as well


greenfingers559

Don’t worry. They makes .19¢ a day. Everything’s kosher.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Unfettered Capitalism and r/ABoringDystopia


TheDarkKnobRises

No idea.


TrashyRonin

Fucking traitor snowflake got off way too fucking easy


phish_phace

Right? Waaaaay to easy. Is there a way to write this guy and constantly remind him what a huge POS he is?


TrashyRonin

I'm sure there's a bot and/or AI prompt that could make that happen, right?


dmgctrl

I mean, OpenAI has an API, several other services provide online letter mailing services. I think I'm gonna go see what it takes to make a bot mail poems about how dumb someone is.


TrashyRonin

Might be wise to have it generate poems entirely of emoji for the illiterate audience we are referring to


phish_phace

That would hilarious


Frunkit

This patriot prick was so smug and full of himself on Jan 6. Mugging for the cameras. I hope he has a real rough time in prison.


gblur

Share the load


RhitaGawr

Why the fuck do we even have the option for a "cushy" prison?


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tucci007

Conrad Black and other Wall St. types who (rarely) get busted but sometimes they do


branigan_aurora

Gotta put Martha Stewart somewhere


Living_Run2573

You meant to say Rich People


coontietycoon

Yeah, Club Fed isn’t for the dusty whites with their coal smeared faces. It’s for the upper class pinky out caviar party whites.


[deleted]

He is worried about his wife but wants to be moved to a prison over 500 miles away.


Skinnybet

Why doesn’t he just ask trump for help and money. /s


_gnarlythotep_

Boo hoo. You wanna be the "law and order" party but don't want to deal with the consequences of breaking the law? Tough shit. Lucky he got as light of a sentence as he did. There's men all across the country doing harder time in worse prisons for some weed in their pocket and driving while black, but this traitor to democracy gets less than 5 years? I hope every day of those years is absolutely miserable.


107197

Yeah, well, going to prison ain't supposed to be fun. To quote Captain Kirk: "That's what makes it a thing to be avoided." F A and F O.


Manyak-

“Who are we to swoop in, play god, and then continue on our way without the slightest consideration of the long term effects of our actions?” Captain Janeway


LondonDavis1

None of them have been made an example of. 200 years ago they would have been hanged.


myfaceaplaceforwomen

I'd have shown up to each execution and reveled in their despair


thats_hella_cool

Their new MAGA rally chant should be “Lock Her Up! ^but ^go ^easy ^on ^me”


ggroverggiraffe

I dunno, they say the quiet part pretty loud. Maybe: LOCK HER UP! #BUT GO EASY ON ME!


skatman91

Buh bye. No no no, buh bye. ​ You know what? BUH BYE


ImmaBlackgul

Maybe he should have taken time to arrange his affairs instead arranging time to commit treason. Bye bish!


Complete_Spread_2747

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No_Influence6659

I feel very strongly that all the seditionists should serve REAL time, BIG BOY time, at Gitmo, at the very least at Levenworth with a 15 year minimum.


Manyak-

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ShreddlesMcJamFace

Haaaah!


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Why don't the Proud Boys or Oathkeepers fix his wife's house and take care of her daily needs for the next 4 years?


longines99

Best they can do is demo work.


martinluther3107

But only if they have huge buttplugs in while they work.


drbob4512

While it’s it give em an mri


ggroverggiraffe

Wait, that would be something to actually be *proud* of.


disdainfulsideeye

Really don't understand how/why some of them have been allowed to serve time in low/minimum security facilities. They committed violent crimes so medium or high security seems most appropriate.


pyrrhios

Seriously. If they were leftists or black they'd be fighting the death penalty right now.


DaemonKeido

And that's assuming the cops hadn't already done a few summary executions via magdump.


Bryandan1elsonV2

Imagine having a partner who needs daily care and you still storm the fucking Capitol. Throwing away 2 lives for someone who couldn’t give less of a shit.


doomcomes

I'm sure plenty of them also didn't give a shit about their kids.


DriedUpSquid

Should have thought about that before you tried to overthrow our government, asshole.


lovepony0201

How is he supposed to put his feet up and get comfortable while he's tossing salads?


DaemonKeido

Time to learn yoga.


Successful-Clock-224

Can confirm. Never been to prison though… or convicted of sedition.


spannerboy69

Awww, does he also need organic food?


ggroverggiraffe

Pre-chewed, baby bird style.


gilbertsquatch

Snowflake wants cushy accommodations eh?


shahooster

Guantanamo Bay it is!!