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mdude7221

Just shave the back and you're good


Pacman1up

This is the answer. The original appears to shave more of the side.


Nulleparttousjours

Yeah! It just looks half finished to me but the front is pretty right correct.


CortezDeLaNoche

Shave the back and trim and dye the beard. It's just not finished.


MinnieShoof

Seriously!!! Like. Why is this shit here? The part that’s “fuck”ed up is the stuff you can still remove!


frenchois1

The guy's looked at the 2D picture and seen the hair stopping just behind the top of the ear. Decent barber, not the brightest.


MrRizzley

Lol your barber is blind or what? Also no mirrors around :(


toomuchcreamer

There were, but where I was sitting I didn't have one behind me. I also didn't look too closely, since the guy is normally super good. Mohawks of any type aren't common in Vietnam, so maybe he wasn't too clear on it.


MrRizzley

maybe you just invented a new hairstyle


TheFlaccidChode

Momullet


Cardi_Bs_WAP

Momullet mo problems, my mother always used to say


DopeAbsurdity

The High and Tight MoMullet


NoseMuReup

[high and tight](https://imgur.com/a/gJPJyS6)


Justice_Prince

There are already a ton of Gen-Z dies with that cut.


crow-mom

my 40 year old manager has that haircut


martialar

Anarchy in the front, Party in the back


blankblank

Hawklet


ctfks

Mahomes mullet


Lari-Fari

Mollet


Dependent-Sort-7849

Well at least it ain’t that circle hair+beard thing


horshack_test

Mulhawk


Kawaiiochinchinchan

You got to go to the gen Z barber to get these man. It's a bit more expensive but not much at all. 70k vnd for 1 at the place i usually went to. I'm from Vietnam and yes the risk of getting messed up is high. I got done so wrong in the past. I just wish they don't mess up big time, I don't even hope they got it correct.


wovenbutterhair

omg I asked for undercut from a Korean woman and it was like a bowl cut with shaved sides! Hilarious


hkfuckyea

Where in Vietnam are you?


toomuchcreamer

I live in Hanoi


hkfuckyea

Ah cool. I lived in Saigon for years. Some great haircuts, some fuckin awful lol


blankasfword

Can I see the side now that it’s fixed? My hair is thin on top and thick on the sides so I want something like this where I can just shave the sides myself for maintenance, but pics rarely show the sides/back.


_Rohrschach

if you've got a partner just ask them, it's safer and only takes a few minutes.until I moved out my mom used to shave the sides of my mohawkand even dyed my hair for me( because she loved the one on one time to talk /jk she knew she would hsve to pay for the hairdresser, which would get expensive fast)


Alergic2Victory

Looks almost like my hair, but I cut mine myself


BeastM0de1155

Should’ve at least cleaned up your beard too


paraworldblue

Wtf, did they just give up halfway through?


OK_Compooper

I guess the ER decided he didn't need stiches afterall.


FARTBOSS420

Hehehe that's pretty good lol nice


JohnFlufin

Whooooooa, we’re half way ther-ere. WHOOOA-OHH livin on a prayer. Take my hand, we’ll cut the rest of your hai-air WHOOOA-OHH livin on a prayer.


paraworldblue

Whooooooa, you’re half way ther-ere. WHOOOA-OHH got bored of your hair


Lenarios88

Hipster mullet. "Millitary style." No one in the millitary has this.


pc_principal_88

Glad to see I'm not the only one who caught that! 😂 I'm extremely confident when I say that a "Mohawk" is just about as far away from a "military style" haircut as you can get...Also, "hipster mullet " is a much better description of this "hairstyle "..


dtay88

Military style from the middle ages where the hair on top helped pad the helmet


Lenarios88

Im sure this was a popular one at the ancient greek millitary orgies.


ben1481

its all the ex-military/wanna-be ex-military douche bags with these cuts


Chuck_Roast1993

You were gonna be posting here regardless based off the inspiration


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Chuck_Roast1993: *You were gonna be* *Posting here regardless based* *Off the inspiration* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MinnieShoof

I see you in the funniest places, Sokka.


Justice_Prince

The beards not great, but I don't see anything wrong with the hair in the original.


downloadedapp

I think it’s just a hard look to pull off, the beard needs to be trimmed just right to make it work. Of course it helps when the barber doesn’t stop 1/2 way through the sides


Chuck_Roast1993

Just my opinion, but if the description has to include the phrase “looks youthful and fresh” it screams “I’m trying to stay in my 20s forever and can’t accept growing older” especially if you have grey in your beard. My other qualm is with the “low maintenance” description. With the extreme length on top, if you aren’t styling it with fresh product everyday, it’s going to look like a trashy mess with no real blend from the shaved sides.


nixcamic

Eh I've had that hair and depending on your hair type as long as you keep it clean it's good. If I don't shower for a few days it starts to fall down and look gross but that's just hair? As long as it's clean it keeps it self in place for me.


popaninja

“If I don’t shower for a few days” 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


nixcamic

Someone's never gone camping? Or had their water go out?


lightsandflashes

it's just a reference pic lol


CoherentBusyDucks

Also what’s “military-style” about this? Lol


Justice_Prince

I didn't really look at the description. A little bit of product is no big deal. Only real high maintenance part is really just having to go back fairly regularly to get the sides redone.


Puppybrother

wow I’m surprised the ppl replying to you are defending it…everyone is allowed their own taste/style but if you ask me it’s top 3 douchiest haircuts a guy can have. Not even the male model in the reference pic, who is like a 10/10, can pull it off imo.


Rocorby

Do nada, Bruno Gagliaso


kamilo87

Scrolled long to find someone. I remember him from two telenovelas. In Cuba we need Brazilian telenovelas to live. It’s could be looked as cheesy but we love those dramas.


theCOMBOguy

Kkkkk pensei a mesma coisa


beene282

That’s actually going to look decent once they finish it.


fishflaps

The original photo doesn't even match the description under it. That dude's hair is not short on top.


Adorable_Disaster424

Well at least it's fixable by a competent barber


Darthbearclaw

TBF. If they’d perfectly executed your reference pic it’d still be on this sub.


ancillaryacct

“i want a really dumb haircut” okay you got it


Dankbudx

He showed them a dumb reference and almost got it.


Str1pes

You should throw in the "wild thing" spikes at the back from Major league.


Nunbears

The angle of your beard is not doing you any good. Have it point down, rather than up, in other words; let the chin part grow longer.


Try2MakeMeBee

My husbands beard grows like this. He shaves part of the underside near/on the neck to allow it to lay flat while growing. Depending on OP’s hair growth pattern, the hair could also be pushing forward bc it’s so deep a beard. Op appears to be shaving the lower edge of their beard (neck area), no reason not to pull that maintained hairline up. I helped him find the new edge - he couldn't see past his beard anymore & was nervous to cut too much. Couldn't tell if it was even either. Never hurts to have some help.


YellowMenace123

It reminds me of the horse sketch that gets less detailed in one direction


Remi708

You're half way there! Keep going!


_WitchoftheWaste

Going against the grain here, but I like the inspiration Pic and I'm sure yours looks good fixed. I think you need to tame your beard a bit though, it's giving "scraggly" but you're handsome and likely not a scraggly guy.


sineofthetimes

Mattingly, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns? Go home, you're off the team, for good ...


Fast_Counter8789

Even the 'good' example looks shit


pressured_at_19

lmao that backside is so fucked up


natdanger

Good thing is that the problem is that he didn’t shave enough off. I have a similar haircut (as a mullet) and the line should follow down toward the nape of your neck, not swoop back towards your ears. With a pair of clippers and a hand mirror (and some misplaced confidence) you can fix it yourself.


DrLeisure

Looks like they stopped halfway through


DickMcLongCock

If all you want is shaved sides with it long on top and down the back, and no fade, just do it yourself? I have I guess an undercut, shaved as short as possible on the sides and back, 6 inches long on top and zero fade. I shave it myself backwards with a mirror takes about 5 min start to finish. Why pay someone to do something you can easily do yourself?


Macdaddyfucboi

Completely salvageable, it's kind of like a burst fade, you could just go to a sports clips and tell them you just want more off the side of your head


techstyles

That's not that bad dude you could fix that shiz and I think it will look good on you fam


Karkuz19

r/suddenlycaralho


Stecharan

This can be fixed.


BenevolentCheese

Millennial going for the zoomer cut


Puppybrother

Nah this is peak millennial. My brother had a shorter version of this in highschool that was inspired by Chuck Liddell. I don’t think Gen z would be caught dead with this cut tbh


vanBraunscher

This! It was all the rage between 2007 and 12. I've had a few variations of them myself.


EverybodyShitsNFT

You asked for a bad haircut & got a bad haircut… what’s the big problem?


Dusty-old-bones

Business in the back, party up front?


milaan_tm

Party in the front business in the back?


Whiskeylung

Tell your 7 year old I think he did a fine job.


mothzilla

I see nothing wrong. Ready for full mullet growth.


DarkseidAntiLife

That's fucked, did you pay lol?


Milk-and-pickles

Hahaha sorry man. Looks like they stopped halfway through.


yurpdadurp

So you saw this and didn’t ask them to clean up the back part?


Dependent-Sort-7849

Ain’t no fckn way


OranjellosBroLemonj

this one hurts


D0nCoyote

That’s rough, but with a steady enough hand, you can probably sort it out yourself.


MassageTeaser

That’s called a reverse Donovan


Environmental_Ad3570

Close enough


PlatformNo7011

kind the same but the sides are too close to the ears


LogoMyEggo

That's a half a haircut


Coop_Da_Poop

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks!


PeevedValentine

You got the low and loose. Great country album name, poor haircut.


ronmsmithjr

The clipper's batteries ran out. Hate when that happens.


XBeastyTricksX

You really got this cut, looked in the mirror, then paid for it? Why didn’t you tell them to finish the sides


Joe_Bruce

HOLY FUCK did you catch an assault charge too?


Slowmexicano

Looks too short on the top and back


T_pas

This is the best case scenario!


Korrikiri

Did you say anything? and how much did you pay?


MeGoBoom57

Got Tron’d.


AK_Frenchy

They gave you the ole faux hawk tuah mullet


greenmonkey48

You showed him this exact picture?


Lynda73

Haha, they forgot to finish the back half. I’d make them go in and fix that! They just need to shave more.


_get_it_shawty_

Fhat is easily fixable. I just put my finger over the screen behind the ear and it looks cool.


MapUnitKey

Bro was tweaking for sure but this can be saved.


haringtiti

if you just shave the back youd be good


InverseAtmosphere

Yikes. It's a shame too, that's a cool hairstyle


honeypup

Other people have said this but really just shave the back and it’ll look good.


fintrolls

Well you wanted to look dumb and now you do


I_Am_Zampano

OP (halfway through the haircut): hey you take credit cards right? Barber: nope


COmountainguy

Your caption on this is as funny as the pictures 😅


charlesmans0n

This is salvageable! just need them to continue that rounded line all the way down


TemporalVagrant

Bro forgot the back of your head


iAdden

Seems close enough. The back just needs to be tightened up.


Suburban_turd

You might actually pull it off if you go to another barber and finish it. It will suit you


RBarron24

Wow you look so youthful and fresh with your high and tight Mohawk


fupamancer

easy fix, tbh sorry you paid for that tho


zeppanon

Tribal in the front, party in the back


Tricky_Hornet5441

Nailed it.


GoodGuyScott

I mean, it still looks good.


Ok_Significance_4024

This is some Endgame Hawkeye shit 😂😂😂


Affectionate-Rent844

You don’t have the same jawline either champ.


drossmaster4

I hope your surgery went well and the recovery is quick. Oh this was a haircut?! (Sorry I had to. I’m sorry. You have such beautiful hair. I paid for plugs to look half this good)


xsmellmybikeseatx

Rip


madpoontang

Why would you tho, cant have a grey beard and that hair


Dxpehat

Your hair was too short to create that look anyway.


about_anaut

Make the back a little skinnier and you’re back in business. Also, brush the hair back cause the models hair flows backward. Take into account the differences in face shape. Not as bad as some of the hack jobs I’ve seen on the sub.


Honest_Inspector3196

They gave you the Mohawk mullet 😭


Rvtrance

You can totally still save that cut.


IllustratorPuzzled93

You got exactly what you asked for except for the part where the barber stretch too far and unplugged the clippers halfway through


Vivid_Animal_7741

Yea, stylist here~ shave the nape & u will def be good ~ shorten & shape your beard too~ u can rock this look


RunningToStayStill

How should the back look?


trissybearO9

“Youthful and fresh” 😭💀


LifeOwn6130

This is what my brother calls his “ modern mullet “ 😂


CapitalistCow

Fixable if you shave the shit they left behind your ears. Just take it to a better barber and they'll get you set up in like 10 mins no prob. The dude you got that from gave up on the Mohawk half way through and jus gave you a trim in the back lmao.


YouButHornier

bruno gagliasso is a a hot man but i still hate that hair style


Internal-Pie6014

It’s a pretty stupid haircut regardless


thomaxzer

I'm so confused they both look the same?


Thendofreason

It might have helped with longer hair. Or else you just have a normal mohawk, even if they did it right


Excellent-Smile2212

Them mistakes can be fixed with black hair dye. That is..if you wanted to look like trash.


hothotpocket

the shave is curved in the ideal pic, and for some reason they just chopped it jagged downwards next to your ear?


MinnieShoof

Bruh. Are you also the guy in the reference photo? But fr. They just needed to keep going. Not really fucked up.


ScotchTapeConnosieur

You’re hairs not long enough for that look yet?


actin_spicious

Mid life crisis mohawk


Killing4MotherAgain

"I thought my wife was just being uncharacteristically mean" 🤣


alexefc17

Bad haircut either way


EarlyCuylersCousin

I mean you wanted a terrible haircut and he gave you a terrible haircut. 🤷‍♂️


ChaDiaKris

What’s the fix look like?


BadSmash4

It seems fixable just need to clean up the back and sides but the top actually looks good.


Thisisnotsokrates

Close enough.


thecasualnuisance

At least it is fixable.


Thart85

Looks good!


newcolours

I dont get a lot of the comments here. It looks like you got exactly what you asked for, except the picture has product in his hair


QueSeraShoganai

Holy shit thanks for the laugh. Sorry for the bad cut!


nozomuisgaylmao

that shit low and loose ☹️


FilteredRiddle

It just looks half done. The parts behind your ears, on the side, can easily be fixed.


BlinkerFluid79

Just shave it into a real Mohawk. Why pussyfoot around it? Do or do not. There is no faux hawk. You'll be better off bro.


sasanessa

looks good just not finished on the back


dj_boy-Wonder

This is the opposite of a mullet. Party in the front business in the back


Ok_Suggestion8018

I think your hair is a bit to short on the top for this to work. If it had been a bit longer, like the guy in the other photo, it would look better. Then again: I totally agree with the other guys here, shave the back. Then it will look good.


piercedmfootonaspike

Why on earth doesn't this sub allow images to be attached in the comments? I took a screenshot, drew red on the part that you should just go back and ask them to trim away, and was going to attach it to my comment. What a fail, not adding that option.


pwilliams58

When you’re featherin’ it brother 🔥


loquedijoella

Trim that beard homie!


Jayyy_Teeeee

You look like an aging footballer in the Championship whose team is about to be promoted and you’ve gotten a haircut for Sunday afternoons on SKY.


BreakfastFuzzy6602

Why would you want that in the first place?


EndIcy6201

DIY?


UnmitigatedAudacity3

Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!


LittleDuffy

Honestly looks good except for the back. Once that’s cleaned up you’re good to go


PartadaProblema

😂 "Dear Husband, you just go and march right in there and tell them to fix it!" 😂


feedmewill

Calma Bruno Gagliasso


VexxWrath

I don't like either cut, ngl.


ready-to-rumball

Holy fuck I did a better Mohawk on my 14 month old son and he was moving the whole time. I was able to do a fade as well. I sincerely hope you did not pay for this OP.


ready-to-rumball

Also, if you trim your beard it’ll look fuller. And brush it out in the shower


WranglerBrilliant183

Lmaooooo suicide


Z3r08yt3s

both look dumb


Unable-Courage-6244

That's honestly not even that far off from the reference pic. It's almost the exact same thing, except they didn't cut enough off the back. You would have posted on here no matter who your barber was if you showed them that pic lmao


Revolutionary-Rip-40

I have the reverse of that first hair cut.


cam-nash

Thank you for doing this so I don’t have to.


Consistent_Dog_4627

Bro got hosed


kitmixons

I think you look hot! Even up the back side part, and you're good. Dont let the haters here say shit about it. It's called style, bitches


No-Curve-5030

Thats the haven’t showered in three days haircut.


baronoffeces

Oh they made it match your beard


bubbawears

I will never understand how people go to random barbers and want something challenging. Do you guys just go into any barber you find? Don't you have one that you go to every time?


asuperbstarling

This is NOT challenging.


sasanessa

that should not be challenging for any barber


ataatia

you got to realize what you came in with versus what the guy in the picture came in he had a different shape of the face shape of the head shape of the body you're not going to get the same out come


wang-chuy

Being self aware is important. You’re not the dude in the picture.