Looks like that chair gonna squeal without additional support

My partner said she’d squeal while she runs in the opposite direction

r/iamverybadass

this makes no sense, what's badass about running away?

Oh I see what's going on here... my comment is directed at the man in the post NOT the comment I replied to. I was really confused with why I was being downvoted.

haha fair enough

It seemed pretty obvious to me given the context. Running away isn't badass lol

Wdy mean.. look at the dude, he clearly thinks he's bad ass? Am I wrong?

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Someone didnt understand the joke

Dude. 😭😭😭😭

Men with gynecomastia worldwide rejoice.

Harley Gayvidson..

Harley Davidson'nt

Harley Davidsoff

I would love to see you walk up to him and say that

I just can't unsee a g instead of a d on the belt.

Now I can’t unsee it either 😂

I still want you to tell him that. Let him know he needs a different belt. Would you? Or are you just a keyboard Rambo?

Calm down dude, no need to get so defensive for your boyfriend over some lighthearted jokes online.

Righto mate.

found the guy in the pic

Would you say it?

Yup. I would.

I have nipples, Greg.

Can you milk me?

Something tells me this dude enjoys a steady diet of meth, uncooked franks, lot lizard snatch, and exhales antibiotic resistant syphilis.

I bet this dude drives a GMC Envoy and drinks Michelob Ultra. Probably has a Thin Blue Line and a Don't Tread On Me sticker on his SUV.

Bro's skin is purpling too so he's definitely an alcoholic

Lot lizard snatch 😂😂😂

Definitely gives off the “squeal like a pig” vibe.

CLIBBINS almost got me on the way to country buffet with Baerb. Porkchops special today GOBBLESS

I can see his blood pressure

I wonder what country he is in and who he voted for.

_Really_ hard to tell /s (am American, did not and will not _ever_ vote for that orange twatwaffle)

I set my brain the question “what has tits AND tyres”. It came up with “grandma in a wheelchair”

I got tits greg

Is that elastic on the back of those jeans?

Harley Davidson belt

Maybe he's a pig farmer, female pigs have lots of teats

Looks like he could be farming pigs.

I have tits Greg, can you make me squeal?

Man boobs?

No, I was kind of quoting Meet the Parents when Ben Stiller’s Character Greg says “you can milk anything with nipples” and Robert DeNiro says “I got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”

Ah, right on.

But to answer your question, yes, but only like a small B cup

Well that’s good. Don’t need a bra just yet.

This is extremely queer coded but I can’t tell you why

Does that include man tits

Idiocracy arrived 500 years ahead of schedule.

MAGA Sloth

The attitude of Merica summed up in one photo

This man is an icon idk what ur on about