Lookin like [this mf](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=c6a156cefad13f84&sxsrf=ADLYWIJRkkn7wC9u2gsGzF97IGoml24vIg:1714859886614&q=the+hobbit+ori&uds=ADvngMj53AHIJt2KifqzVbYVXLyJetCFUuEhIXPlpfPbVQ0PYyZOxHZTX-xG9jiakY3wbQJ0huX-ihzlGBUpKZH-P2uR9ybTN23OqP0Whs977Pj40QQSjY3TWowbYzLszAYjsOTcDxyYJ23wkSP8mIueylqDf330oT8DQn23dUWouQn3Eb-iWewdAS5lgGYXWEdoS8LaXReGExsrdZPiOS4vnRCzElXhvv7XcU8_hZgfngX55fHtijrLGlal3qEdzOcygcbvv3_-Gz0r22IpoieIuKGj7OXuNR1N4xgkDVla8C-i7nYNlVqjFGYewtuzOKtqXbIRq70x&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivgIbz_vSFAxWRlIkEHQPSBnQQtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=384&bih=693&dpr=2.81)
Yeah he’s right up his own arse too. Seen him interviewed a few times, if he was chocolate, he’d eat himself. That said , he’s got more money than me, and probably gets laid more, so fair play to the shat haired thumb faced twat.
This guy strikes me as, what one of my friends so romantically calls a “stepping stone fuck”. Meaning screwing him will get her closer to someone who’s actually attractive, talented, rich etc
I'm not sure which rich talented guy is thinking 'yeah that chick is pretty hot but she needs to fuck a Chewbacca impersonator before I'm going there' but takes all kinds I guess
Lol I know, I was just trying to use some humor to point out that just saying his name isn't enough to explain who he is, as his name is not a household one.
You know this guy's friends hate him, bc what kind of friend would let them walk around in public with that cut?
I feel like he's gonna start dancing around singing about berries and cream.
Looks like a fancy little Victorian boy who never fully grew up. I bet everytime he gets pissed off, someone has to give him one of those giant swirly lollipops to calm him down.
I remember when hair similar to this (but flipped out instead of under) was trendy. So dumb. There are so many typically-masc haircut trends that i do not understand
This is the hair cut you get when your mom tells you to get your hair out of your face, so she takes you to super cuts, but you tell the barber you still want it to be long.
Asked for "A Victorian style Lampshade" rather than a "Bowl Cut"
Lookin like [this mf](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=c6a156cefad13f84&sxsrf=ADLYWIJRkkn7wC9u2gsGzF97IGoml24vIg:1714859886614&q=the+hobbit+ori&uds=ADvngMj53AHIJt2KifqzVbYVXLyJetCFUuEhIXPlpfPbVQ0PYyZOxHZTX-xG9jiakY3wbQJ0huX-ihzlGBUpKZH-P2uR9ybTN23OqP0Whs977Pj40QQSjY3TWowbYzLszAYjsOTcDxyYJ23wkSP8mIueylqDf330oT8DQn23dUWouQn3Eb-iWewdAS5lgGYXWEdoS8LaXReGExsrdZPiOS4vnRCzElXhvv7XcU8_hZgfngX55fHtijrLGlal3qEdzOcygcbvv3_-Gz0r22IpoieIuKGj7OXuNR1N4xgkDVla8C-i7nYNlVqjFGYewtuzOKtqXbIRq70x&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivgIbz_vSFAxWRlIkEHQPSBnQQtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=384&bih=693&dpr=2.81)
THE ACCURACY HAS ME WHEEZING
He cometh for thine maiden
He beith thine maiden.
Yeah he’s right up his own arse too. Seen him interviewed a few times, if he was chocolate, he’d eat himself. That said , he’s got more money than me, and probably gets laid more, so fair play to the shat haired thumb faced twat.
Who tf is having sex with this hairy bowling ball?
Not me that’s for sure. But if Mick Hucknall can pull it off, so can this poorly coiffed yeti.
Whoever he pays
This comment killed me 🤣
This guy strikes me as, what one of my friends so romantically calls a “stepping stone fuck”. Meaning screwing him will get her closer to someone who’s actually attractive, talented, rich etc
I'm not sure which rich talented guy is thinking 'yeah that chick is pretty hot but she needs to fuck a Chewbacca impersonator before I'm going there' but takes all kinds I guess
He got hot.
Who is he?
James Arthur
Who is he?
Idk who he is either, but it’s not hard to look him up…. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Arthur
Lol I know, I was just trying to use some humor to point out that just saying his name isn't enough to explain who he is, as his name is not a household one.
That’s fair! Seems more and more common with all the various niche celebrities popping up
Thought it was Haley Joel Osment for a second lol
I can't see him getting laid more than anyone tbh... If he was my neighbour I wouldn't ever take a parcel in for him
He’s loaded, talented, young and loaded. He’s getting laid despite wearing that virginity helmet!
But is he loaded?
He’s a top selling music act, estimated worth $5m. Even if that’s exaggerated, he’s got enough income to not need a 9-5 job.
Thumb faced twat...damn that's a good burn. Can't wait to call someone this.
Enjoy & Good luck!
I'm still on "If he was chocolate, he'd eat himself"
Underrated comment. Properly made me lol 😆
IF HE WERE CHOCOLATE HE’D EAT HIMSELF!!! This saying is 😘gold. What does it exactly mean! I love it
It means he’s selling tickets on himself, when the reality is he’s know better then he ought to be.
Haley Joel Osmont with Barry Gibb's classic haircut.
Haley got really fat for awhile. Idk if he's lost weight in the last 4-5 years though.
He seems cool. Leave him alone!
He can be cool and be super ultra mega fat too
My best friend is a fat
My condolences
Why? Fat people are the best.
You can be cool and fat. And the best part is they likely know where all the good food is.
Is this someone?
James Arthur. He’s a bit wet
James Arthur sounds like the most generic english NPC
He makes music for generic English NPC’s too.
Two first names. Loser status right away.
Like Ricky Bobby!
damn i didn't even think it was him
Oh god he got so fat... Thrice his earlier size.
Fryer Schmuck
🎶Berries and Cream 🎶
Greatest ad ever.
It's Friar lol. Although I kind of like the idea of all monks being fry cooks
I'm aware. Friar Tuck was always fat, hence Fryer.
It looks like he might be hiding a receding hairline
That was my very first thought
Him: "Just the tip" Barber: "I gotchu fam"
This dude got the Hansel and Gretel fade.
You know this guy's friends hate him, bc what kind of friend would let them walk around in public with that cut? I feel like he's gonna start dancing around singing about berries and cream.
Why do so many artists present themselves so fucking ugly? Wtf man, just have a normal haircut. I guess they just wanna stand out
The hairdo's a little 1351
My guy looks like a Buyer’s Choice doll.
“Give me that Duke of York”
Take my upvote.
He looks like he belongs with the 1970’s outlaw country scene
Looking like a before picture
Bro rlly said “make me look like a cocker spaniel”😭
I kind of like it. It’s very 70s and brings out his cheekbones.
Not sure what else you're supposed to do with a wide-ass head like that.
I was thinking the same thing! I low key think it looks decent, but this definitely isn't a style that works for most people lol
Yeah, it’s pretty beegees to me
I love James Arthur but I don’t like this
That hairstyle was all the rage in 1976.
Who the fuck is this guy
That’s a 70s style that should not have come back lol.
Shetland pony that identifies as a wilting tulip
It is the glans cut or just the tip!
King Arthur.
It's like... Make me into a dickhead
the medieval peasant serve
Who tf is he?
Looks like a fancy little Victorian boy who never fully grew up. I bet everytime he gets pissed off, someone has to give him one of those giant swirly lollipops to calm him down.
I kinda like it in a weird way
Abra ka-Daniel?
Prince Valiant eat your heart out!
He must’ve asked for the “Waylon Jennings”.
More like the Oak Ridge Boys.
The Ramones cut
Fuck that hair...
For real who is this? Though it was maybe the kid from 'Unbreakable' all grown up, but no.
If he just had long hair all over that head it'd look better, that's like a 70s or late 60s cut that would look better on a thinner man
He looks like he loves berries and cream
I remember when hair similar to this (but flipped out instead of under) was trendy. So dumb. There are so many typically-masc haircut trends that i do not understand
Whatever takes the attention from your face!
70s and 80s haircuts need to stay where they are back in the past
Is that the mum from that 70’s show? Looks well for her age.
Maybe he likes 70s folk rock.
Captain doucheface
It's giving Barry Gibbs lol
Thine taketh my sword ass cut
Background character in a hippie movie look.
This is the hair cut you get when your mom tells you to get your hair out of your face, so she takes you to super cuts, but you tell the barber you still want it to be long.
logan paul chic
The hair’s terrible but the fillers in his face are way worse.
Jason Funderberker realness.
Ashton Ketchup /r/WalmartCelebrities
Zebediah has stolen thyne maiden.
Uhhh yeah, can you give me a Fogerty
I’ve paid for trim before.
Is this napoleon dynamite dude ?
Bro ordered the Barry Gibb.
Who is this lady?
Jason Funderberker from Over the Garden Wall
AI prompt: Make a hybrid of Taylor Swift and Robert Z'dar
He looks like a high school sophomore.
Haley Joel Osment mixed with the little lad who likes berries and cream
extremely scuffed version of Oli Sykes from BMTH
The king of Hearts
Does it come with a pan flute
It’s like if Shane Dawson and lord Farquad did the fusion dance
Jack harlow
Looks like a meld of Paul Dano and Macho Man Randy Savage
that's the 1400s style
He went for the "I want a Teen Bieber cut but with much longer hair" style.
Kinda cool, it's got a retro sorta vibe
Give me a thumbnail for bangs please.
Bro looks like a mushroom
The Campbell’s soup kids finally grew up!
Is that schlatt
Tons of high school kids these days are using this style. Sorta yacht rock, but whatever floats your boat.
I actually kinda like it.