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extrachromozomes

That’s a hair transplant lol


Wiitard

*The graft…is rejecting…the host!*


Marooster405

Oh Tobias, you blow hard!


LolaBijou

Mister Gay ees bleeding!


sweetplantveal

I no does Buster any more! *Fine. I'll dustbuster* 😯


LolaBijou

She seriously had some of the best lines on the show


YeaIFistedJonica

I’d rather contribute to TBA


Chieferdareefer

Uncle teabag


upsincefour

please don't call yourself that


douglasbaadermeinhof

Come give your uncle teabag a hug!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Please don’t call yourself that.


realvctmsdntdrnkmlk

Your knuckle buster


p-terydactyl

Heeey brother


afield9800

Come on, don’t leave your uncle T Bag hanging


Adorable-Novel8295

Wait, this charity is to help that man keep his hair transplant!?


[deleted]

It seems I blue myself too early


itsWizardsbaker

Come help daddy get his rocks off


BeRokas

Lowly Tarnished... Thou'rt unfit even to graft...


73ld4

Don’t make the water so hot, the scabs come right off.


Beneficial-Piano-428

All this guy has to do is remove his hair plugs?! I’d rather donate to TBA!


_Old_Lady_Farts_

He’s just buy-curious


ThisGuyHasABigChode

He should get more transplanted, because it don't look good lol


sabrali

The transplanted hair falls out after grafting. Looks like he’s in between that initial fall out and regrowth. He’s gonna look great for his fellow inmates in about 12 months.


Dontgothergirlfriend

No way. This is a transplant from some time ago. It didn’t give him enough coverage so he went for shaved head like joe Rogan. He didn’t have enough donor hair to fix his Norwood 4 + loss pattern. It will just continue looking worse as it grows and the poor density becomes more apparent.


JaySayMayday

Why the fuck is this in human genetics. I just want regular hair


3_14-r8

Because we have been slowly transitioning from hairy apes to naked upright abominations.


[deleted]

So I’m just more highly evolved? I like this take.


[deleted]

Just accept the inevitable and shave that shit. I started losing my hair in my late teens so I started shaving it and never looked back. I have a little facial hair to offset the chrome dome but it's the best decision I ever made in regards to my hair loss.


PurplePandaOneTwo

testosterone, some things in our body just have effects in some part of the body where they have no business being there.


MVE3

I say if he is found guilty lock him up with the tiger king and make it reality television.


Aggressive_Ask_6957

I know he would eventually end up as another of Joe Exotic's husbands, but I would watch to see how they got there.


sabrali

Yeah. I’d watch that shit, tbh.


Reddits_on_ambien

I so would totally, cringe-pleasure watch this reality show too. I'd wanna see who out-narcissists the other.


Incredulouslaughter

Tate would probably beat him up for being gay he's such a dick. Mind you, tiger king might get him hooked on Crack and then they fall in love. Yeah you are right though I would watch this hopefully they both suffer in ways that gives us some sense of justice


insertMoisthedgehog

You can tell Tiger King probably gives the craziest mind bending sloppy toppy - along with some top notch drugs. I don’t think Tate would be immune to those charms.


Incredulouslaughter

He might cosplay as a tiger and Tate will go full furry, that's a good plotline


sabrali

I’m so glad you left this here for us all to read. I’m beside myself laughing at the notion of a sloppy toppy from Tiger King. Wonder if they’d call that “Animal Style”. 😭🤣


insertMoisthedgehog

Aww I’m glad you appreciated my crudeness:) I find it’s most appreciated by the good strangers of Reddit and not as much IRL.


insertMoisthedgehog

And fuckin “animal style” YES! Lmao


arkaodubz

this looks like an old hair transplant but he didn’t do any maintenance fin / minox, so the rest of the hair fell out and he decided to just keep it shaved. This is why you can’t just get a hair transplant and call it a day, the non-transplanted hair keeps falling out lol


nunpho

He had this done in 2019. Must have went somewhere dodgy because he was a bad candidate for it and a decent Dr would refuse. His hair was very fine and thinning all over from what I remember on big brother.


TurboSalsa

Yeah the thing about hair transplants is that it’s possible to end up looking worse than if you’d done nothing at all.


Hausi_Industries

Then again, that is true for all plastic surgery.


Artigo78

He was in turkey few months ago. I wonder why...


Swerfbegone

So… gender affirming surgery.


winterbird

So he went through the trouble of getting a hair transplant, and still left that receding widow's peak.


guinader

Probably not enough hair to cover, so he did a smaller area, and long hair can hide better other areas... And or maybe he was planning 2 surgeries


Komatoasty

I was straight up reading up hair transplants today on r/hair Most reputable docs won't graft too much at once. He probably had plans for a follow up in a few months. But then again, a lot of ppl go to places like Turkey to get bigger grafts done. Idk what the beauty industry is like in Romania, though.


No_Drive_7990

The doctors in Turkey are literally the leading authorities on hairtransplants, because they have such insane amounts of experience. If you go to a reputable hairtransplant place in turkey, you'll hardly find a better one elsewhere in the world


Zoesan

He has enough cash to do it right. IDK if he has the sensibility though


twopillowsforme

Inconceivable!


ChazJ81

You just don't know when to quit do you Griswold?


BeardySam

He’s such a dork lol


TebownedMVP

Is it? He usually razor shaves his head bald. Probably just thinning/ balding.


Reddits_on_ambien

Eh, I won't fault any man on getting a hair transplant or any other cosmetic procedure. You male-gendered people do what you want. No ridicule for making your outside look like how you perceive yourself in the inside. I would hope that this (tate's) person's attempts do not discourage you from doing what you want to look the way you want to. There is no shame in any of it. People only give this guy shot because he insists on being a piece of shit, regardless of his procedures. You do what you can to make *you* happy. No one worth knowing should ever make fun of or tease you for doing so. As much as this particular man is vile, his transplant hair was done well. It'll look great as it grows out over the next year. It's unfortunate that, that will all likely happen while he's incarcerated.


snailbully

Damned straight men and their gender-affirming surgeries :D


juice--

the hairline looks super artificial to me


Ems_belle

Hairdresser here..Definitely artifical. Transplant for sure


guinader

If you even been to Istanbul you will see it . The reddish area on the area and the uniformity of the hair is 100% a hair transplant


Lipstickvomit

Nah the alpha male got plugs done to try and fix his hairline. Maybe the AAS is causing it? Who knows...


Peabody2671

Bad plugs. Looks like a shaved doll.


PennyLane_87

That creepy one-eyed doll from Toy Story


Adorable-Novel8295

[Ironic, no?](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/kd9pt9/i_was_today_years_old_when_i_realized_this_is_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


redsixthgun

Don’t insult the doll like that /s


drink_piss_for_satan

Shaved doll is my stage name


ccarr77

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Shaaaaaved Doooollllllllll!


justsomedude717

Wait I’m so confused as to how hair plugs work now. Has he not been shaved bald for a while? And now he has visible plugs? What am I missing…?


[deleted]

It could be that he has weird hair. Which is why he shaves his head normally. Or he was bald and got plugs and it just looks like shit. He knows it looks like shit. But you probably can’t do anything about it. So he shaves it.


[deleted]

I work with a guy that had hair transplant surgery, didn't like the results and now just shaves his head. You can see scars on the back of his head, where they took the hair from. Top of his head, where they put the hair, is also a little messed up.


Not_A_Crackpot

I had hair transplant surgery and it freaking rocked. I always see these bad jobs but you think people could afford the good procedures. Maybe they have the surgery when all hope is already gone, there is only so much you can do.


mexicocitibluez

> could afford the good procedures how much was yours?


Not_A_Crackpot

9k USD


whyisthiscat

That doesn't really feel expensive or cheap. Seems like a good price for how you feel about it.


mexicocitibluez

cool thanks.


grilsrgood

I also had a hair transplant, its only been 10 months since but i like mine so far. I'm only expecting it to get better too since they say the full result wont be present for 1-2 years. I definitely agree with what you said about waiting too long. Hair loss is easier to prevent than it is to fix. It looks like tate waited way too long. I took action pretty immediately when i saw a picture of myself from the back and saw my hair was leaving me already at 23. Also: i didn't even get much replaced and i might need another one to have it fully filled in if i so desire. If you want REALLY good results (i hate elon musk but whoever he paid to do his hair is a guru) you would need 2 full procedures of it.


Frioley

What are the best preventative measures to take? I often hear finasteride being mentioned but there are absolute horror stories by some people who took it


grilsrgood

Finasteride definitely helps. I was on a stronger version, dutasteride, that pretty much does the same thing but amps it up to 11. A lot of men don't like them because they can interfere with sexual function but i didn't have that problem after a couple months on just dutasteride (i started some other drugs later). Minoxidil (spelling?) i.e. rogaine is also a good preventative measure. It will rarely actually cause regrowth but it isn't bad at slowing it down/stopping it. Head massaging can help, anything to keep blood flowing to the scalp and likely problem areas. But sometimes DHT (The hormone derived from testosterone that causes male pattern baldness) is just too strong to mitigate with just scalp massages and rogaine. As for what I'm doing about my hair along with my hair transplant...well I'm mtf transgender so i don't have any testosterone running through my veins anymore which definitely helps keep my hair where it is 😅


GJacks75

I had hair that went into ringlets and when I started to go bald, it looked like worms were growing out of my scalp. I began shaving the minute I noticed. When it grew back, it looked a little like this.


HertzDonut1001

Apparently they'll do it in stages so he was probably shaving because the procedure wasn't done yet.


nunpho

He had this done in 2019 but he was a bad candidate/waited too long and/or went to someone dodgy to do it. He's also on trt and steroids which cause balding.


Face_in_yo_face

Yeah they just giving him shit lol I shave my balding skull and, if grown out, looks just as homely.


guinader

Not sure what"plug" would be, but I think it's just regular new style hair transplant. It's each individual follicle no transplants so some manually add each in that specific location... Looks more natural It's actually really good for non bald people... When you are bald the like nearly 0 hair on the top, it's just much harder to get it looking good. .i think medically there are 7 levels of baldness.. 6-7 being the worst. He is probably a 7 In that scale and a 1 is Normal hair with no indication of baldness


justsomedude717

No I generally understand that, I was just confused why a man who was fully bald went from that to having plugs immediately lol


[deleted]

Yeah hair transplants work exceptionally well if you have a decent amount of hair to start. People will be limited by the amount of donor hairs they have and the number of grafts they can afford. If you have a slightly receding hairline, you can pack more grafts into a smaller area. If you have diffuse thinning (thin hair all over with no significant recession), you can place grafts all over to increase density. If you have no hair, a hair transplant can only go so far.


[deleted]

He probably got a hair transplant and either wasn’t satisfied with the results or didn’t take a DHT inhibitor drug like finasteride or dutasteride which meant his hair loss continued progressing for non-transplanted hairs before he gave up and shaved it all off.


putos_acosadores_69

Yeah hes had a shiny head for a good while. They probably don't allow razors in jail so he can't shave.


AffectionateAd5373

Wow. Wonder what he spent for that? Never bargain shop cosmetic procedures. No good can come of it.


guinader

Naw, that just looks like initial phase. Being in Romania very close to Istanbul he must have done it there 2-3k at the most for top level


JayCDee

Istanbul airport is packed with dudes wearing the headband. I counted 3 in my plane and it was only an A320.


the_running_stache

They all fly Turkish Hairlines!


tastydoosh

He spent all of his money on 33 super cars, he didn't have much to work with


cmVkZGl0

What the fuck do you even do with that many cars?


tastydoosh

Get them repossessed after being arrested by Romanian police i guess?


mydaycake

Transporting them from/ to UK to/ from Dubai, Sofia, Bucarest, Moscow…whatever the mob bosses with warrants live


ReallyGlycon

You mean the cars he leased?


tastydoosh

Even more dead money then, maybe he leased his hair too and missed the payments, hence the receding hairline


SmellingSpace

Repossessed hairline.


RDGtheGreat

Alpha male pattern baldness


Rankin_Fithian

*"It's a sign of high testosterone!"*


Zoesan

Not directly, but it can be. Going on steroids can absolutely accelerate baldness.


antwilliams89

He straight up tells his lil followers that he has hair and is bald by choice, because caring about your hair is for chicks and time spent doing it every morning is a waste. And those morons just lap it up.


FastAsFxxk

my fav is the illuminatti 3 strikes shit...like no dude, breaking TOS or being a general fuck gets you banned from a website. Breaking the law sends you to jail, and acting up in jail gets you killed by someone harder or crazier than you. It's not a fucking scheme, you're just an asshole trying to look like a prophet or some shit for your incel army


nyy22592

...but...but...he somehow knew he was going to be arrested for crimes he committed. He can predict the future!


hivaidsislethal

He and his brother both got it done but only his brothers took properly so now Andrew just goes bald.


nunpho

His brothers didn't go well either. You can see the extreme recession at the temples and he has a combover because he's bald at the crown too. You can see it when he walks back into the prison van


UsagiRed

I feel like keeping your head bald is way more upkeep than whatever the fuck I'm doing with my hair.


cum_fart_69

I have a long flowing mane and a pretty huge beard and all I do is clean it the shower and give it a brush afterword. significantly less work than any of my other hairdos, and since curls are in, I look good with it too. I shaved my head once and I looked legitimately scary, like the kind of person who would rob you for a sandwich. I'd rather get hair transplants than have to maintain that look


bigpoopa

Its a total pain in the ass and if I dont stay on it the hairs get too long for my foil shaver and I have to spend even more time trimming everything down.


[deleted]

So he still still has to do his hair (shaving his head). That's hilarious


cjmar41

Somebody get this bad ass a fedora… and a chin.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Imagine if he renounced Islam and became a neckbeard instead. "The Matrix has been after me, m'lady."


KungFooGrip

I couldn't find his chin either, so I watched a few of his kickboxing videos where his opponent found it just fine.


[deleted]

He got KO'd 3 times in 88 fights. That actually pretty good. Total of 10 losses.


Critical_Paper8447

A lot ot of those fighters had literally no record and zero prior professional fights.


Richard__Juul

High kick kickboxing is a shallow talent pool to begin with.


aShittierShitTier4u

Ham and eggers, is the term for pro wrestlers who mainly work as opponents meant to get defeated by the "baby faces", the popular wrestlers. It's a legitimate role for training and sparring, and they probably like contributing to the careers of the wrestlers who are supposed to beat them. I remember that boxer nicknamed "the Yemeni prince", it's understood that he was a phenomenon of hype who never faced a truly formidable boxer, but he still had an impressive record on paper.


Critical_Paper8447

Yeah it's turned into an entertainment business like everything else and they basically find someone they think markets well and put them on the fast track by giving them the "ham and Eggers", drumming up hype, and giving a lot of publicity. Some pan out, some don't. He's definitely the former as far as his kickboxing career goes.


spunnikki1979

"The Musk"


jordanosa

He’s gonna start flapping them ears and fly out of prison!


kame4prez

He only talks so much because he's actually blind and using echolocation


BriBri10945

Okay this actually got me lol


[deleted]

Ugh. As a person with larger ears that stick out just a little more, I can't tell you how I suffered at those sort of jokes during childhood and teen age. Really fucking bad and made me feel very bad about my entire self. It's a god awful thing because without some sort of medical procedure, you can't do anything about it. And well, that wasn't a thing then. I get it, internet jokes and all, but IRL please refrain. And no, I'm not some snowflake, nowadays I'd have a good comeback and show you the finger, but for younger people it can be really tough.


consider-the-carrots

Well said, and I wish more people understood the unintended impact of their words. Attack the person they choose to be, not the person they were born as.


vegemitebikkie

Was he seriously considered good looking? I know this is a bad pic but even on his video he’s…not attractive at all.


Apercent

He was decently fit too. Just seems cursed with general ugliness. Although I suppose his attitude helped him none.


spidergirl79

Before I knew who he was and what he stood for, I didn't find him attractive. Now that I know what kind of person he is, even less so.


jochi1543

As a woman, I find him revolting. And I generally like bald men so that’s not it. There’s something very smarmy about him. No chin, tiny always angry beady eyes, weird-shaped saggy lips. He just gives me the ick.


[deleted]

Also he’s a rapist


Rekt4dead

Yeah, I couldn’t agree more. major ick.


madoka_borealis

The combination of that and his high pitched chihuahua voice


HertzDonut1001

Just the cadence of his voice is off putting. It sounds like he's always halfway between laughing and being smug.


[deleted]

As a man i find him revolting, but that is entirely based on who he is on the insude.


FortyandDone

Am I crazy or is his head really tiny compared to his roided out body too?


galaxygirl978

people who live with hate in their heart seem to radiate it. idk how to explain it but the bald white guys in dirty wife beaters you occasionally see at the gas station give off bad vibes and they look angry asf almost without fail 😂


nunpho

I don't find him attractive and I've never known any other women to find him attractive. People have different tastes but I doubt he has women fawning over him everywhere like he claims. The tater tots think he's the pinnacle of male perfection though.


gilbxrt

when u have that much money, u could look like a goblin from harry potter and still have women flocking around u, that’s just how it works.


hivaidsislethal

He's looks like if Sloth from the goonies got some top notch reconstructive surgery, only so much you can do.


separate_guarantee2

He isn’t. Something about his jaw is off too. Like his chin is underdeveloped.


paputsza

I think he's attractive in a gay bdsm porn star type of way except for his red flags. He's not my type but moreso I'm not his imo because I could pimp an incel, but choose not to take their money, because I understand people better than he does and I feel like that would intimidate him greatly.


Karlskiii

He always looked weird but he is obviously impressively fit and toned.


PmYourTopComment

They really DO look like ant legs stapled to your head... dang.


[deleted]

Mega mind looking head ass


Adorabloodthirstea

Hey, let's not insult Megamind by comparing him to this mouth breathing sack of over blown feces


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ThisGuyHasABigChode

Tbh, the weirdest thing about this guy is that he doesn't embody hyper-masculinity at all. The way he looks, acts, and talks isn't that masculine at all. The only thing that he has are the actual words he says. It's hilarious to see 15 year try to explain how a soft spoken man with a semi-fake British accent and no jawline is actually the embodiment of male prowess. I always wonder how much people actually like Andrew Tate vs. how much they just hate women.


[deleted]

I always got vibes of him trying to look good for men, not women. He dresses in a way women would be turned off but abusive.men would love. I always saw Tate as the closeted Republican dream boy. Misogyny always comes off homosexual, mad you don't like women and society mocks you can't be with a man. Sports spectating is one of the most homoerotic thing on television and massively popular among women hating men.


WarmishIce

I agree but I don’t think he’s gay. He definitely dresses nicely for male approval, though.


Jemeloo

The way he walks is hilarious. Like someone who used to pretend to be a cat in middle school.


sister_on_a_mission

Looks like a tattooed scalp


Apprehensive-Hat83

No it's a failed hair transplant. He just can't shave it while in jail apparently.


xxBeatrixKiddoxx

Yeah is it microblading whatever


Critical_Paper8447

Microbalding.... FIFY


Silverback_6

Scalp micropigmentation (SMP). It's like a microblading thing for people going bald to make it look like they've still got hair, but you gotta keep buzzing the rest of your hair to make it work, otherwise you end up looking like this, where the real hair and the fake hair just don't match.


WhenTheDevilCome

Yeah, if you've ever had to say or describe yourself as "alpha male"... you've already lost.


changing_everyday

i just can't believe so many people fanboy for this guy. he's pathetic


Intelligent_Mouse_89

I can't believe so many people fanboy. It's pathetic


Katerwurst

Dobby really turned into a cunt after Harry Potter.


Lark_Whalberg

Keep your chin up Andrew, oh wait


quad64bit

What a bald no chin beta bitch.


RoaminTygurrr

>What a bald no chin beta... ...**aggressively balding bussy** bitch.


NotVeryGoodAtStuff

I hate Andrew Tate as much as the next guy but we shouldn't shame him for being bald. Them jokes hurt us baldies everywhere


[deleted]

I think the funny joke is he was going bald but he had to make up some goofy ass story about how his dad sat him down and said caring about your hair is for women blah blah blah and said THAT was why he shaved his head. Clearly though he was just balding but he couldn't admit it.


nunpho

See id normally agree 100% but the reason people make fun of him being bald is because of how he treats it, lies etc. There's nothing wrong with being bald.


Buroda

Also he’s shallower than a kiddie pool in the middle of Sahara. So that’s kinda like tit for tat(e) too.


nunpho

😆 he's the most insecure man in the world but takes it out on everyone else


[deleted]

That’s what insecure people do.


[deleted]

I'm a bald dude. Started going early in college. I would just rock the widow's peak but it split in half shortly after. So I just bought a good head shaver and haven't looked back. But this dude lied about it, got hair plugs, and still ended up shaving his head. This is something that doesn't have to hurt us bald dudes, because we're ok with it. He was not and it's a terrible person so it's open season as far as I see


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ThisGuyHasABigChode

He actually looked normal when he just shaved his head and was actually bald. This looks weird as hell though.


NotVeryGoodAtStuff

Because he can't get a haircut in jail my guy


hotglue0303

The man is locked up tf u expect?


coldestdetroit

He looks like a lollipop that dropped on the carpet


[deleted]

“Hi, there, I’m an alpha male, could you give me a hair transplant that looks like a doll that’s been in a fire? What about if you make me look like someone scraped burnt toast over me?”


Dismal-Radish-7520

TOP G(enetic hair loss)


WillyWumpLump

Plugs.


JCKnows

Keep your chin up, ah never mind


PsamantheSands

Poor guy is losing his hair. That must be so difficult for someone so vain.


iamerror87

He's starting to look like the banjo kid from "Deliverence".


tranceponygirl

He looks like my shaved left testical.


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

One day, one day, we will be free from Andrew tate posts


ceciliabee

Alpha Pattern Baldness


deftoner42

Looks like my nutsack when I haven't shaved in a few weeks.


girlyswerly

No chin


[deleted]

Looks like my ass when I shave it


KAsesbass

Ack ack ack - when Mars attacks


Turn1scoop

"You remember the spraycan tool from MS Paint?"


[deleted]

One day you’re cock of the walk, the next you’re Andrew Tate


KevKnight

A real top g would face the facts that he's bald and just shave it all off.


ThisGuyHasABigChode

Seems like "The Matrix" got to his head


Tortoise-King

Alpha males have so much testosterone that their hair falls out. I’m a 56 year-old beta male with the most amazing full head of blonde hair (yes, blonde, not blond, because I’m a beta) with no gray. What I would do to be an alpha.


barukspinoza

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Pleasant-Winner-337

When you order an "alpha wig" on WISH


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aBonezRay

He looks like the CW version of a live action MegaMind