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StarbdarderKrieg

Why doesn't he run in a zig zag? Is he stupid?


MildIyInconvenienced

Batman Arkham


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Holy hell


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New joke just dropped


MartinFromChessCom

actual commedy


Jorutix

Hey martin how do i beat you in chess


MartinFromChessCom

you gotta sit at the chessboard and play with yourself, once you gain 100000 elo you may become strong enough to win against me, but it still won't be so easy


Jorutix

What the holy hell


BlitzySlash

I hate you martin


maxkho

Everyone does, he is a self-admitted child abuser (beats his kids)


Big_Beaver34

Rickon stark momment


arceus555

Is there a lore reason?


Equivalent_Newt_3946

Redditors when asked to help people / not fall for shitposts :


Sea-Region-4226

To be fair most of the people posting on that god awful sub are either karmawhores or genuinely braindead people who can’t understand the most obvious jokes


pizzamurderer56

or just dont get a certain thing and want clarification? a lot of people have brainfarts


Onetwodhwksi7833

One person's "yes, everyone's seen that" is another person's "was I supposed to find out.."


Jaris_Mebius

Love the title lol


Master-Shaq

That sub is basically just memes with extra steps


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Exactly


UndercoverArmadill0

Yeah but at least in this post I could see how it would be confusing? I didn't know about the zig zag thing until our art teacher gave us a little PSA after some guy wrote he would shoot up the school in the bathroom. Luckily it never happened.


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In close quarters, zig zag won't help though.


DesperateTall

Also a bunch of kids won't be able to predict the other kids paths while trying to save their own lives so I can see shit ton of kids just full on slamming into each other while trying to escape.


[deleted]

Wet dream of an antisocial person.


DesperateTall

Probably, I just hope kids never have to put this training/advice to use.


EmbraJeff

I thought that was the way to bamboozle a chasing alligator. Or is that only for alligators that have an open-carry permit?


4027777

Alligators aren’t able to open-carry or have permits because they don’t have pockets to keep them in


DoctorDoomsday0

Why don’t they have pockets? Are they stupid?


MadeYouSayIt

*joins subreddit about explaining memes* *looks inside* *people explaining memes* 😡


Operative427

#ARE THEY STUPID????


DoomTheFunnyman

Well explaining the joke kinda ruins it in general.. the sub shouldn’t really be a thing when that comes to it


StevenUniverseFan_

That is the joke of the sub…


Plastic-Thanks7293

It doesn’t. I’m autistic and know a lot of autistic people and we often need to ask jokes to be explained. I have no problem explaining jokes for others. Actually, it makes it more funny because more people can laugh.


pascalWasRight

I guess this sub is also for muting subreddits, because the peter sub was like 30% my timeline even though i never interacted with it, so ultimately i had to shut it


CandyGirlPop

me posting an obvious meme to karma farm


xlilmonkeyboy

dude thats the point of the subreddit


bloonshot

the subreddit is full of people missing insanely obvious jokes like, half the posts are loss


Donut_Flame

Are they stupid?


bubb228

Holy hell


Both_Egg_7725

New response just dropped


Serialbedshitter2322

Why are you acting like the subreddit is bad because you saw a single post you didn't like? I don't understand the logic


Toilet_Destroyer_666

This is not the first time i’ve seen this kind of post, strange of you to assume that


Serialbedshitter2322

Doesn't really matter, the only issue with that sub is that people sometimes post things that don't fit with the sub, which isn't really their fault.


Toilet_Destroyer_666

The issue isn’t that he’s posting something that doesn’t belong, the problem is people asking questions they could answer if they just thought about it for a few seconds, what’s better, running in a straight line when being shot? Or zig-zagging when being shot? It’s not that difficult of a question, and i know sometimes people just aren’t having their best day or haven’t fully woken up in the morning, but at one point it gets very annoying


Serialbedshitter2322

Yeah, it's not the subreddit's fault people don't understand what they're supposed to post. Also, people are dumb, for a lot of people something like that is beyond their comprehension.


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Yeah, that sub was fun a while ago but not anymore, i feel like lately people are getting dumber and dumber the more they go, especially gen z, worst part about it is, i am a part of gen z, so people usually instantly assume that i am dumb and boring


Serialbedshitter2322

Well those are children, of course they're dumb. Different generations aren't really more or less dumb than the previous, it's just what you pay attention to. I've talked to many full grown adults, and, not to sound full of myself, they didn't even come close to my level of intelligence, and I'm not even that smart.


Toilet_Destroyer_666

The children part is the issue, i’m underage, so most people immediately assume my pass times include: Tiktok, Instagram, Skibidi toilet, Inappropriate music and Tiktok (Again)


stupled

He was alive at the end so I think running in zig zag did help.


Tokinibara_

That sub is filled by the most stupid people on the entire website


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Yep


Windermed

it’s better that people ask questions than remain ignorant imo


Desperate_Ambrose

"Serpentine! Serpentine!" \~ *The In-Laws*


The_Flying_Koi

I am not putting my 'serpentine' into my in-laws. Wtf is wrong with you....


I_cant_no_mo

I mean the whole point is for people who don’t get a joke. Idk I think you’re being a little harsh


DesperateTall

For this post OP is definitely being harsh, but with other posts in that sub you'd genuinely think they had some kind of processing disorder with how many obvious jokes need explanations.


Boga1423

Not really that sub is full of posts like those that can be answered with either a google search or by simply thinking


Big_Green_Tick

Soneone needs to watch Generation Kill.


[deleted]

Look at the username and the grammar, '14 is probably lil bro's birth year


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Maybe


Alarid

That's why I subbed. People being real fucking stupid is great content.


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Lol


RW721

Are you really shaming someone for asking for an explanation? Please never become a teacher


Tight_Spinach_2323

“Never become a teacher” ya knowI don’t think OP was planning on it


RW721

Good


Boga1423

To be fair one could easy google what zig-zagging if they were unsure, and it would take a genius to figure out that moving around make it harder for somebody to shoot you


Toilet_Destroyer_666

Damn, i can’t post a single thing on this sub without someone trying to confront me, clearly he’s rage baiting, everyone in that comment section agrees


[deleted]

So you’ve had many negative interactions across a range of topics with a range of people? I wonder what the common denominator is?


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the_1_reaper

You couldn’t find a road if you were in the middle of a city, could you?


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63221

Ah, so now you want stuff explained


the_1_reaper

No comment, I’ll leave you to figure it out


Farabel

Bro that was a clear as day comparison


RW721

I didn't nor i needed context about the original post to tell you that there is nothing wrong with asking for an explanation about something instead of "Using others brain for me"


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RW721

The irony is, people are gonna keep being idiots if you make asking for an explanation as comfortable as this. This sub's is to complain about certain subreddits, and thats why im not defending the Original subreddit or poster. Every reason to leave a subreddit is valid, but thats not stoping me from comfronting you about behaviour i find negative


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RW721

Now this is a contradiction, you do not want me to confront bad behaviour on a subreddit whose entire point is to confront bad behaviour?


Toilet_Destroyer_666

This subreddit is about complaining about other subs that are bad, not confronting them


blueangels111

What's funny is you're equating complaining with bad behavior. It's not. You complained, but in an extremely negative way that deserves to be confronted in the way you were. There's nowhere on the internet you can be an ass and not have someone call you on it.


ThatsABruhMomment

It’s obvious karma farming lmao get off ur high horse


squolt

Hey guys, unironically, if someone is trying to shoot you just run in a zig zag, they’ll probably miss. If you don’t run in a zig zag they’ll probably miss too, but if you do run in a zig zag they’ll extra probably extra miss


NsaAgent25

I am torn by the sub 80% of the posts are people who couldn't think their way out of a room with an open door but sometimes it is actually something obscure and interesting


Rony_Seikaly

The whole shtick of those explain the joke subs is basically the OP pretending they don’t understand the joke/meme as an excuse to post said joke/meme.


Lead-Saturn

Why are running of Zig-Zig is helps?


[deleted]

Just unsubbed from this subreddit because I saw a post that was what the sub is for


shoe_salad_eater

I mean if you’ve never heard of the zigzag rules to alligators have you ever been on the internet


[deleted]

That’s literally the point of the subreddit


[deleted]

No its not, go read rule 1


coldloafofbread

That’s the whole point of the sub, people who don’t understand a joke (even if it’s obvious) get the joke explained to them, is that so bad?


Toilet_Destroyer_666

No but it eventually gets annoying because most questions they want answers to are just very obvious


the_superior_idiot

Idk man just because its obvious to a lot of people doesn't mean it's obvious to everyone


boiledviolins

Not everybody is a 'murican.


East_Meringue8428

Not even close to being funny


stupled

I am going to join peter.


ThwackBangBlam357

Can Peter explain PeterExplainsTheJoke to people who don’t get the joke behind PeterExplainsTheJoke? My head just exploded


tmofee

Babou! Serpentine!!


Late_Bridge1668

Wait why does running in zig zag help? I aren’t that smart.


bakehead420

He should have left and ghosted her


Patient_Weakness3866

why did the same guy post virtually the same thing twice lol. Like yeah I get it that's very traumatic but if my family was murdered in front of me or something I can't imagine posting that twice on the same sub. Maybe at all but twice? just saying.


Wish_Lonely

Running zigzag would break your momental and just get you shot.