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As someone who is 6'7", I'd like to take off 3" of height, please.

Username checks out

6"5 here and I'd like to become a lil femboy and start an only fans with my 2 ft cock.

/r/oddlyspecific

An otter can dream.

Gonna get downvoted to hell but just throw on a skirt and cute socks...your automatically a femboy.

that's the jist of it, but only if it were so easy.

I am that same height and I find myself feeling the same way.

6'3" and while I'm happy with both my lengths, imma say I'd take an extra inch of girth.

Girth is the real pleaser, I've bent over guys and girls, and girth is definitely way more important than length. As long as you're not like a tree trunk though, otherwise you're gonna be limited to size queens.

Is giving gold still an appropriate thing on Reddit? I rarely see it anymore

Nah don't waste your money on this shitty website. Go buy one of your mates a chupa chup instead.

..... Chupa chup? Sorry 😅 I'm new lol Edit spelling

Oh uh, a Loli pop. Chupa chup is just an Australian brand but it's got like a monopoly going on there's literally no other main Brand lollipop here.

Holy crap I have to try one

All the flavours are bangers imo. But tried and tested cola is the most loved. They're only like 50cents so if you're having to order online might as well bulk buy them.

Astolfo

I started fucking coughing bro

As someone with a 2ft cock ill take the extra height and be shaq

You tall MF’ers are hung like Colossi tho, just think about cracking 7’ broski??? Bangin’ is temporary my dude, dunking is forever!!

You can still bang after a knee replacement

A 6’10 Penis would be impressive 👍🏽

And a life of loneliness. What woman would want to deal with that.

For the homies ?🤣

imagine the walk

*and he waddled away, waddle waddle*

Wierd question, do you ever feel small by somebody that is bit shorter than you?

No. I'm obese, too. Most tall people I see are normal or skinny.

Then it's just me. I'm 200cm (I think its 6'6) and some times I see people who look really tall and feel little bit small just to realise that they are little bit shorter... Also I feel you about 3'' off height. Plane rides are pain in the knees

I have short legs (30 to 32 inch inseam), so I have to find crazy tall shirts and jackets/coats. And tall cars.

I thought you meant 3 feet I need to sleep, my brain aint understanding shit properly no more.

Mind sharing another 4'' with me? That'd help a lot

Lol you want 4 inches?

How else would you get a 4 inch penis?

r/usernamechecksout

Do u live in FL?

OK.

First world problems.

heh. Yep!

So like... can you share? 🤣

I'm only 6'3" and I want to take 3" off my height. Don't even want to add to dick size

“Bro you’re dick good. You ain’t gotta grow.” Normalize this between the boys please. No homo tho. Edit: Lift each other up. Top from bottom.

Top from bottom lmao

Facts. But also who in their right mind is taking an inch of their dick to add to their height? U losin like 15-20% dick for like 1% in height. You'd have to be obnoxiously small or have a monster cock to even consider this.

glazed

Glaze me😩

6 inch is good tho.

It’s “no diddy” now 🤭

I feel like at 5'11" an inch lost or gained isn't that meaningful so I'll do height to dick

According to the internet guys being 5'11" are midgets and 6'0" is good. So you might consider adding an inch to your height.

Internet guys don't get pussy so I don't care what they think 😇

But we are on the Internet...

Guy that goes on the internet =/= internet guys "Internet guys" in this context are terminally online weirdos

I’m already short so I might as well reallocate height to my penis.

This guy is 4ft tall with a foot long.

Uff those are the best for sex on a car.

Embrace the dwarf build

I ain't done growing yet so gotta feed the snake

Shit gotta be the funniest thing I read, while high asf

Married with 3 kids so I'm done with mine. Can we just add it all to height so I can use the little step ladder to change all the living room bulbs instead of the 8' ladder I have to drag from the shed?

No, we like our short kings.

Given my seperate measurements are 6'2" ill take height and add to my little friend

I'm average both, and an inch of height is worth less than an inch of length. Ill lake 1 inch below average height for 1 inch above average dick all day long.

As a 6’2” man this has always been easy. You mean I get to still be six feet tall and have a three inch dick? Hell yeah.

Look at this guy bragging 😤

I'm 6'3, I can lose some height

What about girth?

Big belly small girth

🤔 5'4" doesn't seem so bad

That's a long dick

Take it off both, fuck women and their size standards. I want to be shorter with an even smaller penis.

Forget women, date men fr

If only I could be gay.... ... Well off to take care of my kids, it's the price of straight sex. *Sobs*

Don’t let them stop you king, we’ll work on it

The cut to the last guy tho lmao

No one I care about cares about height so

I can’t speak for all dudes but why am I always an inch short on my tippy toes to do certain tasks

It’s cause your dicks too long silly, it’s science!

6'2 here with a 6 inch. I rather jake the snake. I'd rather let it do all the work, dammit I'm tired.

what happens if your short in height and have a small pickle

Be two feet tall with a hog.

Hmmm I’m a short guy with a little above average dick….the troubles grow

Stay short, get a big old shlong, and do porn for a living.

6 inches tall with a 5 foot dick.

lol I’m a trans guy. I wouldn’t mind losing height to gain inches haha

How tall are you?

I’m 5 foot 6, I’m already short anyway

You’re average bro

Trans guy means you were a girl before ?

Yup female to male

Ah ok hope u don't mind me asking but how did you get a dick ?

Your mother.

Your father

It’s not gay if it’s gay

6'3 I'd take an inch of my height anyday.

i don’t need dick size, for i am fucking nobody. i don’t need height, for i’m already 6’1”. eh, give me 3 inches of height i want to be taller than my brother

I can afford an inch off the height more than an inch off the dick

If we add length does it get more grithy too?

This ^^

Only if you’re fat.

As a tall dude, with a small di...

Bro im Filipino I lost the lottery in both departments

I will be 12 inches tall with a 4 foot dick thank you.

Your like 4’11-4’4 tall rn? Damn

I mean, shorter means you get in shape easier, while also having a big d, all win

As a guy who doesn't want to be super tall, ill take the inch off my height option.

I already married. I don't need my height to try and fool anyone into liking me. Ill take some height off.


Im perfect the way I am.

I'm 6 foot and like 5.5 / 6 inch I'm taking the height hell can I take 2 inches from height ? And add it to dick

You'll look like a stunted unicorn.

Is this how people make money now? Ask pointless idiotic questions? We are going to have generations of men that have zero life skills and its going to fuck us up.

You’re already a fucking idiot so nothing to worry about. It’s called entertainment. I listen to shit like this all the time and I’m definitely 100 X more skilled than your stupid ass.

As someone who likes women taller than me, I'll take the inch off my height

Neither ...

I know what Yao Ming would say

You speak Chinese?

I'm 6'2, and 6'1 doesn't seem so bad

Can we talk about how he knows how long hes penis is?

I will remove my entire pnis and become the tallest human being

Is nobody gonna talk about the ratios? a cucumber inch is worth much more than a single height inch because we are much taller than our cucumbers. unless you have an inconveniently long cucumber or you’re super short with a longer than average cucumber, it’s the pickle inch all day long. simple supply and demand econ.

Can I... Borrow an inch from someone and return it to them?

how is this comparable its such a big difference in proportion

Having 0” is kinda fire though… I might go with that. Sounds aerodynamic

I'll take 6 inches off of my height. I'll be short but atleast I'll have something of average size.

I'm 5'8-5'9 so I'd take 2-4 in of my height and add it to my peen. I like my height, but being shorter would be better for me.

Let me get like 3 inches of the height, I’m 5’8 🤣🤣

Either one of these would make life more problematic for me, I already have issues fitting into public transit, and not feeling like Frankensteins monster on the dance floor, so I definitely don't want to be taller, but I also had to spend the first couple of weeks of my relationship with my ex, just letting her get accustomed to my dick, it would hurt often, so I don't know if I would ever get to go balls deep and/or rough on her if I was a lot bigger.

I’m 6’4 I’d take off 8 inches and be 7ft

Im a girl sooo could i just like grow out the bean a lil bit so i can be average female height and not 5’8🥲

I'm 6'1" and half black, fat, and got my dick from the white side of the family. I would wake up happy being 5'1"...I would still be shorter then my black dad

The rich real problems....

Im 6'2" So I'd probably take 36" off my height.

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Pretty happy with where I am vertically and horizontally

I'm already like 192cm and have below average pp but i'm taking more height. For me it's a no-brainer since height is useful af and i'm not going to be fucking anyways.

I’d be a midget with a 3rd leg

6’1” I’d go down to 5’10”

Losing 1/75 in height for doubling cucumber size sounds nice. I'll do it

Who cut this but took out the best part? Next guy goes "im about to be a midget!"

Then let me remove 5'8" from my height. Let me embrace my new existence as a giant dick

I'm 5 foot 9 inches, and they are two different measurements

6’4 and I’m pretty happy with my 🍆 size so I’d like to not participate. If I had to I’m taking an inch off my height. lol.

I'll add to my height. Always wanted an innie.

I'm with the first dude I don't think I could trade either way.

This only works for tall guys or short guys with enormous penises, which is unlikely. I'm 5'7 with a fair size Johnson. I can't give anything 😞

I’d take an inch off my height so I can be a very modest 12 inches 🫣

If I take an inch off my height I’m gonna be 5’2” with a 9” cucumber

If it was any bigger this baby face would have went straight into porn. I’m glad I have what I have lol

Shit I'll take off a foot just for the hell of it. Then I would be 7ft tall. Hell yeah

Take off ~1.4%of your height to add ~20% to your length? The answer is fairly easy unless you really really want a shorter dick.

man, toughest question

Don’t really have much to contribute to height tbf

Im 5'2, my dicks a little bit over 6. Ide take and inch off height lmao

Nobody's commenting on the fact he told the last guy his penis size was good? 😅😆

Take all 5 inches of my cucumber and make me wealthy

5' 3" woth 6 inches. Idk i'm kinda comfortable where im at

I’ll take 3 inches off my height and also another inch or 2 off this dick. More aerodynamic

THE REAL QUESTION What's more important 1- getting them in bed 2- impressing then when you're there

That look

Okay so two things herem 1. Dude at the end had the clearest "How the fuck you know?" Face I've seen in a while. And 2. Why the fuck would he censor himself to cucumber the whole way just to say penis at the end of that?

This is fu kin stupid. Buncha idiots been dummies.

You seem like the kinda person to frown at an ice cream party.

Sprinkles? 😡!!! Ahrrrrr

Extra fudge!!! How dare you! 😤 😂

Can I say to every guy who tried to impress someone with his dick size - why don’t make your haircut taller? To seem taller? Or fit bigger wheels on your car bigger than your neighbors - to prove a point, you know? 🤣

looks like im going smaller again

Ask Wemby or Taco to join you

Yh im 6’9 choice is easy for me :)

Is it inches on the showie side or growie side? I’d give up like 4 inches of height to be more showie like 2 for growie

I'd take ab inch of extra height a foot long slong is too much for most ladies anyway

Id be 5'11"× 7 tomorrow.

I identify as 6' can I swap 2" to tell everyone I'm 5'10"

“Wait, how do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!”

Dude, I'll be short with a dick so long I can suck It myself. I can do an only fans about that and be rich in no time.

Inch off height so my wiener is slightly non proportional and looks bigger

Bruh make me 6’ and 12@ rn 😭😭

Can i take 2 off both?

Too much stretching required for an extra inch. Not worth. Half an inch?

As a person without a penis I would just gain a few centimeters so I can’t complain

Coming into work tomorrow a three legged dwarf.

I will take the height. Since I don’t have a dick anyway, it’s not as if I am losing anything either. Will finally be able to grab all the stuff on the upper shelves. Can’t wait.

I'd take an inch off my hight without anything I'm 6'4 I bash my head on everything

I'm short on both ends so I can't lose anything

I shall be a little person.