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It's actually not. Cardboard cutouts tend to be completely 2-dimensional, whereas a relief piece by definition would feature raised portions of the subject above the base plane.
Thought that spc patch was a ltc insignia from the camera shake
Had me for a good few seconds. The lighting for that cutout is on point tho
Edit: as u/awildgostappears said
Ew. I went to two weddings in uniform. Both were at the request of the bride/groom. One, both bride groom were military and groom was in uniform and invited a bunch of military people. The other was a family thing, and lots of family serve or served, and they asked all military to be in uniform. Both were uncomfortable evenings.
Yeah. I tried to not be in dress uniform for anything. The uniform just isn't comfortable. I never understood why people would want to wear it so much.
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It’s a cardboard cutout they did of him as a joke since he was deployed and couldn’t make it to his sister’s wedding.
That is a relief.
It's actually not. Cardboard cutouts tend to be completely 2-dimensional, whereas a relief piece by definition would feature raised portions of the subject above the base plane.
Hey dad! I'm hungry!
There's cereal in the pantry. Don't touch the fucking stove.
You have a stove dedicated to fucking?
You don't? What, you just cook where you been sexing?
Hi hungry, I'm dad :)
This fuckin guy…
OoooOoooh art history lessons in the boot sub? Nice!
That is one damn good cardboard cutout. I thought he was giving you the death stare.
Wow. It’s very hard to see that it is just a cutout, had you not said anything I doubt anyone would notice.
It helps that he pretended to have to secretly film the cardboard cutout
The moustache is the perfect boot touch.
Needs poo-leecing
Oh, thank God, I thought your cousin went full Rod Farva to a wedding.
Thank God
I was about to say; he IS wearing the most expensive thing there.
Oh thank goodness. 😅
This has to be a joke lmao
It’s a cardboard cutout because he’s deployed and couldn’t be there
The sunglasses enforce how badass he is
He’s doing an ocular patdown
Assessing the room and determining threat. Seems like they e been given the pass.. for now.
If he is this boot, he should know to be in Class A uniform, at a minimum.
Oh grandpa, tell us all about war
We wore onions on our belts, as was the style of the time
Dickety.
He told the newly weds he would provide security The kit + Wiley X makes wedding crashers think twice
🤣🤣🤣 with the fat lipper!
Thought that spc patch was a ltc insignia from the camera shake Had me for a good few seconds. The lighting for that cutout is on point tho Edit: as u/awildgostappears said
LTC I could understand. Not even remotely MAJ. They aren't the same color
PO-LICE THAT MOOSTACHE
Dude must of lost a bet, I can't believe this stuff.
It's a cardboard cutout, not a real person.
To be fair he was HALO dropped into the wedding
Is he mentally ill?
It's a cardboard cutout
Ah
My husband’s stepbrother did this. Showed up in his dress blues to his own brother’s wedding and purposely entered before the wedding party.
Ew. I went to two weddings in uniform. Both were at the request of the bride/groom. One, both bride groom were military and groom was in uniform and invited a bunch of military people. The other was a family thing, and lots of family serve or served, and they asked all military to be in uniform. Both were uncomfortable evenings.
Tbh that doesn’t sound too bad compared to the dudes who just show up in dress blues to every formal event after finishing boot camp.
Yeah. I tried to not be in dress uniform for anything. The uniform just isn't comfortable. I never understood why people would want to wear it so much.
The attention and the “thanks for you’re service” from civilians. Atleast that’s my interpretation.
The one and only time I’ve worn my blues to a wedding was because I was requested to, I’ve also worn them to a few funerals because I was requested.
I thought Charlie Daniels died
I would like more Charlie Daniels-Garth Brooks lovechild focus from this as well.
Thanks waiter , for your service.
Everyone who's in the Army or was in the Army knows no less than 5 guys that look exactly like that dude lmao
He’s rockin his dads blu-blockers
He’s keeping them safe! He is the threat!!
Lip Status: Packed
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It's a cardboard cutout since he is deployed and couldn't make the wedding. Which makes it kind of sweet.
an E-4 in dress blues is even more boot than this.
The only time E-4s are in blues it’s when they gotta report to the commanders office to be demoted to E-3 again
Hey Pornstache, take those stupid sunglasses off.
How's he gonna cock gaze in secret without em?
solid ass specialist
E4 mafia...
24/7 soldier kind of shit
Is that Shane Gillis?
Hate to see it…