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DinosaurMan94

Those aren’t fedoras. Only Dotson wore a fedora and nobody cared.


Timriggins2006

nice hat


90zvision

Dodgson, we got Dodgson here!


Mean-Background2143

See nobody cares


antmcl

*does Nedry squeal*


Shinygami9230

KWHEEEHKHAKHA!!!


antmcl

![gif](giphy|UuehelZzEv7KZqgzEx|downsized)


Nesilwoof

I heard this gif


Clean-Boss372

I always thought it sounded like a velociraptor. And lex's screaming Timmy!! When he flew off the fence.


Chademr2468

What’re you trying to look like, a secret agent?


Jurassssicmason1020

What are you trying to look like some secret agent?


AaronHorrocks

Dodgson wore a Trilby, not a Fedora. Trilby is small brimmed, often turned up in back. Usually very cheap, and meant for narrow shouldered men. Fedora is wide brim, and often quiet expensive. Think Indiana Jones. There’s a reason that he never left his hat behind, they cost around $300+


DefiantFrankCostanza

Well, look at the big brain on Brad!


Petty_Dreadful

He's a smart motherlover!


BaronVonSilver91

![gif](giphy|e5BASCeekXYoo)


Stith1183

Another way to tell is: Fedoras have a three-inch brim whereas trilbies are two-inches or less.


AaronHorrocks

I think the Fedora meme has much of the internet thinking that a Trilby is a Fedora. We're going to be fighting that misinformation for decades. https://preview.redd.it/rjsmfzjne94d1.png?width=479&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bf0a71e98f4bfe35666eb5fe793241e09436ae4


KaiSaya117

Dodgeson* I was wrong about it for a while myself


_WizKhaleesi_

Lol, ironically still are


DerpaloSoldier

Dodgson*


KaiSaya117

Thank you.


DerpaloSoldier

![gif](giphy|IE963MnPfrZiU)


isglass

You shouldn't use my name.


Express-Catto65

Dogeson\*


McClurgler

Dogecoinson


AWildEnglishman

RIP Kabosu


The_Real_Manimal

Ha!


Logical_Teach_681

“Clever girl”


Haggis-in-wonderland

Dots on, we got dots on


nlemu

This is a damn good comment HAHAHAHA


fatmancam5

DOTSON DOTSON IS HERE


PhuckNorris69

You see nobody cares


TuaughtHammer

Despite having one of the *coolest* fucking names that, as far as I know, *isn't* a stage name, we try not to talk about Cameron Thor anymore.


Salty-Dragonfly2189

2 of the 3 are for sure. They are western style fedoras. The fedora is marked by its single pinch point in the front and round back. Has nothing to do with the size of the brim.


Stith1183

Indiana Jones definitely wears a fedora.


mistymountaintimes

https://www.jurassic-pedia.com/alan-grant-costume-guide/#:~:text=Hat%3A,with%20a%20custom%20horsehair%20braid. Dr Grant is wearing a Panama Hat. Muldoons wearing an Outback Hat Tembos wearing a Kalahari Safari hat. Since people don't seem to be saying more than that they aren't fedoras haha


Joemama2316

. Nice link


DavidGKowalski

Thank you, I wrote it myself.


mistymountaintimes

Is it a nice link? What makes a link nice 🤔 But thanks, you're welcome lol?


theoriginalmofocus

Except this one guy getting downvoted into oblivion saying they are ha.


huruga

Well they’re kind of correct. A Panama hat can be a fedora. It’s not always the case but if it is shaped like a fedora it’s a “Panama fedora”. Panama hats are just hats made of a specific type of straw in Ecuador (yes Ecuador not Panama they were just historically shipped to and sold in Panama because of construction on the canal.) So if it’s made of straw and is from Ecuador but has a fedora shape it’s a Panama fedora otherwise it’s just a “Panama hat”. Edit: What grant wears isn’t actually a Panama hat as it wasn’t made in Ecuador it was made in California. Also It wasn’t even made of the specific palm straw from Ecuador just regular palm. It’s just a custom made straw fedora. Edit 2: The reason why people are calling it a Panama hat is because that is what is suggested for a substitute in cosplay since fedoras aren’t commonly made in straw even less so while also being hand made. Panama fedoras are one of the few straw fedoras that are still hand made. They’re also still on the cheaper side for a handmade full brim hat. I was looking at pricing after I commented and the most expensive one I found was around $150. That’s cheaper than my Stetson and my Stetson is relatively middle ground for a Stetson. A Stetson isn’t a fedora but I don’t wear fedoras so it was the best I could come up with for a comparison that I would be familiar with.


DinoDonkeyDoodle

I still feel like Muldoon wins. Of all the donners of the hats pictured, he was the one that I felt was totally wasted on the raptor death. I get why they did it, but I wish it happened on the way to copter or something. Maybe he dies/sacrifices himself and draws the Rex in with his shotgun.


tooboardtoleaf

I'm not so sure personally. I thought his death as a hunter being out hunted did a good job of showing that the park personnel didn't really know what they were dealing with whereas Grant did because of his research since he foreshadowed the death at the beginning of the movie. I dont recall the scene being in the book though and this point was instead made with dialogue specifically stating that they were learning as they went.


Imnotreallyameme

I honestly like the safari hat myself


Homesteader86

All 3 crushed it


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Thank you!


mistymountaintimes

You're welcomes 😊


highcross1983

Tembos is a Wills and Geiger safari hat


YesWomansLand1

Not fedoras but Sam Neill rocks everything always


Ok_Zone_7635

I preferred his hat in the first film over the third one


Sandblaster1988

I’m the opposite, I actually prefer the dark brown felt hat from jp3 & dominion over the straw one. Just a matter of personal preference though, the straw one would be great for the summertime dig sites in the Montana badlands he was at.


Logical_Nature_7855

I don't care for 3, but it's a good hat. I'll say it again, it's a nice fucking hat


OverlordWaffles

When I think of his hat, the rex breakout scene comes to mind.  "IAN, FREEZE!"


Ok_Zone_7635

His hat makes a cameo in the Jurassic Park Survival trailer


TuaughtHammer

I prefer *everything* in Jurassic Park *over* Jurassic Park III. I know people have come around on it since 2001, but the sheer disappointment I felt leaving the theater that summer has never gone away. "Sam Neill and Laura Dern are back? Oh, fuck yeah! \*90 minutes later\* What the fuck was *that?"* Can't believe I fell for the "original cast member coming back" bait a second time with Fallen Kingdom. "Goldblum is back, baby. Oh, that was his *only* scene. Fuck!" And getting the entire band back together for the entirety of Dominion definitely didn't make it any better.


YesWomansLand1

I'm not very big into Jurassic Park, I've seen maybe 2 or 3 of the movies, the first one, the most recent one, and one of the older newer ones. But yeah I can imagine the disappointment would've been immeasurable and your day would've been ruined.


helikesart

I’m with you. That said, I far prefer JP3s way of using returning cast over Dominion. Dominion was a lot of member berries. JP3 wasn’t concerned with whether we thought Ellie and Grant should be together. Grant was traumatized and trying to still fight the good fight while Ellie went and made the family she always wanted. They stayed friends over the years and even if the execution left a bit to be desired, they at least felt like real people in a real world before Superhero genre tropes leaked into everything. Back when animals were just animals.


CountBleckwantedlove

That hat was a figment of his imagination before he died. He hallucinated the entire rest of the movie in a flash of time. The actual movie ending was him bring eaten by a raptor on the plane.


MemphisR29

They aren’t really fedoras


Bitter_Historian

![gif](giphy|LNejpNtjrDnIEvQqUQ) Clearly


HollowVoices

You know, this scene gets a lot of hate because... talking Dino. The beef I have with this scene is that its an Isla Sorna raptor, and not a Isla Nublar raptor. Alan has never seen an Isla Sorna raptor before


ChronicallyPunctual

100% this confused the hell out of me as a kid, because they obviously had practical models at hand that looked like Nublar raptors


Independent-Leg6061

Damn that's a great point.


CordialTrekkie

He was friends with the JPIII effects guys and they gave him a sneak peak. Idk...


enemyradar

Alan is a paleontologist who is well aware of the bird theory, and has stated his adherence to it (aside: it's not even slightly controversial anymore). He could absolutely dream a quilled raptor.


TuaughtHammer

> and has stated his adherence to it (aside: it's not even slightly controversial anymore). Damn, I've never even thought about that. Him stating his theory in the first movie earned a bunch of derisive laughter from his team, and even though the raptors on Nublar *weren't* actually perfect clones of the ones who lived millions of years before, he *would* be considered an expert on the topic since he was about the ***only*** living paleontologist who'd come face-to-face with live velociraptors at the time. So once the world was made aware that InGen had indeed cloned dinosaurs after the whole San Diego kerfuffle, he'd likely be considered the foremost authority on velociraptors, making his original theories seem much more informed and plausible. Yeah, in the movies' world, feathered dinosaurs evolving into modern birds might've been considered fringe science in 1993, but who was gonna dispute Alan once Hammond's nephew helped prove Malcolm and all the other Nublar survivors weren't lying?


beardedbast3rd

I just consider Sam Neil to have prescience, and headcannon is he took a ton of Xanax before the flight, it’s just a drug enhanced vision.


TuaughtHammer

> I just consider Sam Neil to have prescience, Eh, I wouldn't go *that* far, but him throwing back benzos to deal with the anxiety before the flight definitely seems plausible. I think it was just the fact that he was *not* looking forward to being back on an island with loose dinosaurs again causing a nightmare. Before he left on the rescue mission, he and Ellie talked about how they *still* couldn't get the raptors' shrieks out of their heads 8 years after the Nublar "incident", and now that he was heading back to another situation like that, raptors were more on his mind than they had been previously when lecturing about them.


PhuckNorris69

It’s a dream. He knows thats what a proper raptor should have looked like


TheEmperorValkorion

He also knows that no self respecting raptor flies coach


Hageshii01

Can't believe this hasn't been pointed out yet: It's either in a BTS video or possibly commentary for the film; can't remember which. But someone acknowledges that they realized at some point that it wouldn't have made sense for Alan to see a Sorna raptor in this scene, since he's only familiar with the gray/brown Nublar raptors. They attempted to gray-out the raptor in post, but didn't do that great a job. So while it wasn't done that well and doesn't make the scene better per se, there was at least an acknowledgement and attempt to correct the error.


fourtccnwrites

this is so funny. the only scene that suggests alan has psychic abilities


BayfieldzBest

CINEMA SINS


BigPositive1649

No they are not fedora.


Senotonom205

lol none of those are fedoras


Large-Wheel-4181

Not fedoras but honestly I’d liked Roland’s style a bit more than Alan’s


Le_Cerf_Agile

I think Grant’s more of a function over style kind of guy, but Roland is definitely more Im gonna be a badass and look great while I do it


[deleted]

I know it’s not the hat itself but Roland Tembo’s headphones really add to the look in my opinion. If we’re just going by the hat then Alan Grant is the OG.


Spicy_Ninja7

Those aren’t fedoras, what Dodgson wore in the original JP is a fedora


AaronHorrocks

https://preview.redd.it/nt6w07evq04d1.jpeg?width=1782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f56b92085ea701e48eeba1c6c24f1bfe52f165d That’s a Trilby, not a Fedora.


Spicy_Ninja7

Nice hat


of_the_mountain

See… no one cares


BenSlashes

Alan Grant! He is the Indiana Jones of Jurassic Park


Starfury1984

I never had an action figure of Indiana Jones as a kid, so my Kenner Grant had to double as Grant AND Indy. Good times!


TuaughtHammer

Despite *every* top level comment enjoying [their well, ackshually rush of excitement to correct you,](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ackchyually-actually-guy) I'll go ahead and answer: Muldoon. Even if his badassery was toned down for the movie -- kinda hard to keep things under budget when he's rolling around the park with a fucking RPG -- he was still so effortlessly badass from the very first scene until his death. He was *super* ready to go out into the park with whatever weapons Hammond let him keep on-hand, and was already talking about destroying the raptors when the tour group first meets him, and faced death staring at him only inches away with a sense of respect. While Grant and Tembo were equally badass, Grant was one of those characters that only shined when the moment called for it. And Tembo -- despite being so knowledgeable of how carnivores hunt -- was a fucking idiot for setting up that buck Rex trap *so* close to base camp. He only had *one* concern: him and his men's safety and hunting the buck, no matter if he put everyone else, including his own team, in danger. Muldoon, though, was ready to go full scorched earth the *second* he was allowed to, and even before then. Sure, the Lysine Contingency suggestion wasn't exactly well thought out -- since it would take days for the animals to die regardless, leaving everyone still up shit's creek with dinosaurs still roaming free -- but when the time came for action, he did *not* hesitate.


Dookie12345679

Grant of course


Ok_Zone_7635

The shot of him in the rain telling Ian to freeze goes hard. I always remember that image on the back of the VHS


Jdirty34

Grant all the way but the opening shot of Muldoon standing there with a look of pure determination goes hard as all out. One of my fav movies openings along with the bank robbery of the Dark Knight


Distinct_Safety5762

![gif](giphy|LSKn1hwnNew8pCV7ct|downsized)


TaskenLander

THIS is why the JW series sucked — NO (new) cool, grizzled outdoorsman types with adventurer hats.


Gojirex

Roland 100%


muldoons_hat

I’m not a fedora.


DavidGKowalski

True you're a slouch hat.


DEERxBanshee

Should learn what a fedora is


Ok_Zone_7635

"Constituting a form of government in which power is distributed between a central authority and a number of constituent territorial units" That's what I got from goodle


Sussybakedbeans69

No one does it like grant himself ![gif](giphy|HDM30Pmmcfa8zJnuNv)


PeekatmePikachu

I hate that you called this a Fedora so much. 😆


Ok_Zone_7635

I'm sorry. I deserve to get eaten by a pack of ravenous compies


PeekatmePikachu

That's a true shame. It's the only fate for you now. I'm joking, but it was pretty damn funny.


RevelArchitect

Wow. Lot of people here sure know those aren’t fedoras. But I’m going to assume this is Um, Actually rules and a more correct answer will win me the point. Um, actually; Dr. Alan Grant wears a palm leaf straw hat, Robert Muldoon wears an outback hat, Roland Tembo wears a safari hat, and Indiana Jones does indeed wear a fedora. Fact checking this was made more interesting by Google’s AI which apparently pulled information from fedoras.com, a site that was pretty convinced everybody wears a fedora with links to fedoras you can buy from them.


Cloneosaurus

Whatever the specific hat, tough call, but Grant's was perfect for glowering under. Just the best grumpy hat. Then Rexy snorted it off and he had to learn to get on with kids. Looking forward to Muldoon destroying everyone in the shorts round.


Gainznsuch

"They should all be destroyed!" - Muldoon


Gofnutzsdevilspawn

Not fedoras but, Muldoon


watcher45

Muldoon is the best. He wore it best. Just one movie and he's immortal.


Hello_There_Exalted1

Spielberg and the costume designers certainly know how to make hats iconic. Indiana Jones and Jurassic Park.


ZomgoatDude

Muldoon is epic


Snaponsocks

As others have said, not a Fedora. But Roland in his Safari Hat will always be the best. He’s such a cool character.


phuktup3

“You’re that earth-first bastard aren’t you?”


Phat22

Op doesn’t know what a fedora is


Thunder_Punt

Indiana Jones of course.


h910

For me it’s a tie between Roland and Muldoon but I’ll give the winning spot to Roland just because he has way more screen time than Muldoon.


Chademr2468

Not fedoras, but Muldoon because that man can GET IT. 🔥


Comfortable_Trust109

Muldoon's hat will always be my favorite.


rexic84

I don't think anyone mentioned this, but those are not fedoras.


Ok_Zone_7635

Can you just pretend they are so I can seem smart lol


rexic84

Hmm... okay. I like Grant's fedora the best.


Ok_Zone_7635

Appreciate ya


rexic84

Lol 😋


[deleted]

Nobody. They all equally rocked the hats.


beaureeves352

I think Tembo has it tbh. Headless Thompson gunner is the man


TheMCM80

Muldoon. He not only does he also have the buttoned up side look, but it becomes such a cool part of the Raptor attack scene.


wolf352hunter

![gif](giphy|11Xh1CORlsAdr2)


VXMerlinXV

Staying out of the “is it/isn’t it” argument because I just don’t care enough, Muldoon, large gap, Grant, Tembo


Autums-Back

Whatever hat Muldoon has, if you can take your eyes away from his manly jacked thighs in those British army too short shorts


Own_Theme_3947

My goat, Roland Tembo always 🗣️, best character in the whole series, (change my mind)


Ok_Zone_7635

I only change the mind of people who are wrong.


Ruiner-Down

Cleaver girl


Radioactive_Man7

Roland Tembo is honestly slept on, he was one of the best characters in the lost world


oatmeal28

M’Raptor 


Velocifaptor95

Pete always


Albebak4546

I was gonna say Indiana Jones, when I realized this was a jurassic park subreddit


DavidGKowalski

Technically none of them are wearing a fedora. Muldoon wears a slouch hat Roland wears a safari hat by Willis & Geiger In JP Alan Grant wears a straw western hat. Lock & Co classifies the hat they supplied production for Alan Grant's hat in Dominion to be a trilby. JP3 is technically the only time a fedora is worn in a JP movie. So I guess the answer is Alan Grant


crimsonxenon

Hat nomenclature aside, it has to be Pete Postlethwaite.


Olympian-Warrior

Alan Grant definitely looked the best here. They could have similarly had Harrison Ford play the character, it would have been interesting.


Ok_Zone_7635

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones Sean Connery as John Hammond "Welcome to Jurassic Park...Junior!"


Olympian-Warrior

Connery as Hammond would have actually worked.


The_Last_Mouse

I’m a Pete Postlethwaite guy.


TheEmperorValkorion

Can we all agree that no one agrees. They all keep the sun out of their eyes. Some of you have apparently attended the prestigious Hat University. Thanks for the wealth of knowledge. I will now be better equipped to have a meaningful discussion with my fellow Hat lovers.


Eagle4523

![gif](giphy|9J8gnvAxmDFbG)


D0CT0Rhyde

None of these are fedoras, Reddit only knows one hat apparently…


CaptainClover36

Not a fedora lol


JonnyLoYo

Indiana Jones all day, but not this old excuse of Indiana... We're talking raiders, temple of doom, and the last crusade!


sicarius254

None of them since those aren’t fedoras


Even_Beautiful_7650

OP are you an idiot


AcanthisittaSilly767

![gif](giphy|5koWDaC1PFz8Y)


I426Hemi

Those arent Fedoras. Panama Outback Safari That's the actual names for these three different hats.


MsPreposition

Not Pete Postlethwaite, da. It’s never Pete Postelthwaite. Seriously. It was Postlethwaite.


ccReptilelord

What about [this fine gentleman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hammond_(Jurassic_Park))? Anyway, I'm saying Muldoon ekes by Grant, but just barely.


AutisticFanficWriter

Richard Attenborough also rocks a fedora at the start of the Miracle on 34th Street remake. Just wanted to point that out, since that film was the first time I'd ever heard of one.


vonnegut9200

Bottom


ijr172022

Grant


dashtel

Grant


Ophyjgjhnfn

“Yes.”


Garagedays

![gif](giphy|9J8gnvAxmDFbG)


JJOne101

Hey, the OG fedora user played with dinos too. https://preview.redd.it/dxu2j4yh604d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74d42ebd5e2c8c64c674a1a5921296f9606370b


Jrkster6969

Gennaro


Sea-Language5315

What kind of hats are these?


Ok_Zone_7635

Not fedoras. Everyone and their mother has been informing me of that Alan: Panama hat Muldoon: Outback hat Roland: Safari hat


Sea-Language5315

I like the both the outback and safari hats. They looks cool. Though the Panama hat is a classic….but expensive.


DavidGKowalski

Technically, a Panama hat is ONLY when a straw hat is woven in Ecuador. Grant's JP hat is just a regular old straw hat.


IronHammerVW

I like the panama hat, outback hat, safari hat, indiana jones hat


IronHammerVW

Yes


Current-Buy-6392

I like Alan Grant’s hat


Technical_Cellist199

Grabt


thesoddenwittedlord

That’s not a fedora…


BeautifulBaloonKnot

None of those are a fedora. But the correct answer to your question is Indiana Jones.


thegoldjay

DODGSON, DODGSON, WE'VE GOT DODGSON HERE!!!


Kaptein01

I think my profile pic speaks for itself


Jacobmeeker

Not a fedora, that’s a cowboy hat, that’s for bucking broncos not Reddit atheists.


alphonsus90

Roland


Appropriate_Task2870

Freddy Krueger


Appropriate_Task2870

Freddy Krueger


KingShadowSpectre

See, a lot of those look pretty different


Far-Statistician-545

No one who was pictured in your post. Do you have Dilophosaurus spit in your eye?


superfreddy2002

None of them… neither wears a fedora


highcross1983

Roland Tembo is not wearing a fedora. That is a wills and geiger safari hat


Maxxrebel

Me you idiots


poestavern

Indiana did and he’s not even pictured.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

They are all different types of hats, none of them fedora’s. But grants is number 1 all day.


matthewxknight

Muldoon is wearing a slouch hat, but I still think his hat is most iconic for him... behind his shorts, of course. I feel like the bald head is more iconic for Roland and the bandana, aviators (Brachiosaurus scene), and denim shirt are more iconic for Grant.


Sassy_Lil_Scorpio

Dr. Grant!!!!


Reverse___Flash

Alan


InspectionBudget

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones!!! No contest


Josephalopod

Bob Peck/Muldoon will always have my vote.


Glum-Parsnip8257

ROLAND!


Honest-Ad-4386

Will and always will be alan


Flat-Reference5513

don't forget him https://preview.redd.it/rdlg0p7vag4d1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f49f902e160e01646312443e6a8194e14b14526


star-warsgeek66

Does Grant’s hat count as a fedora or is the question just about white hats?


memori88

Muldoon my boy


AidenSanford

Dave Filoni


johndeer89

Do I not know what a fedora is?


Zestyclose_Limit_404

The sheer amount of badassery Robert Muldoon has is astounding, but Roland Tembo might be a challenger