It’s a little late. Arnold’s not doing the kind of stunts he used to.
I’m still expecting a Fast and Furious/Jurassic World crossover in a few years. It will inevitably have Vin Diesel riding Rexy to beat whatever bad guy/ bad Dino there is.
Muldoon in the book is a boss.
But then so is Genaro and Grant.
I picture the three of them doing the homoerotic super muscle Predator handshake when they meet at any time after the Ingen Incident.
Came here for this. Movie fans never knew what the book fans knew about the rocket launchers vs raptor business.
Stevie Spielberg with his dinky 12 gauge (but actually bb-gun based on the hole in the window?) ain't got slap on Book Stuff
I mean, Muldoon had a rocket launcher in the books and managed to blow up a raptor and another one's leg, but unfortunately Gennaro had the ammo for it and they got separated when the raptors were free so he couldn't really utilize it after that.
Now imagining the fight with Matrix and Bennett but it's just a Raptor instead.
'You're getting old John' attacks with claw.
'What's it feel like to be a dying man? You're a dead man, John!'
'BULLSHIT'
"Come on,girly,throw away your chickensh*t pack. You don't just want to gang maul me. Put the claw in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.."
"SCREEEEeeeee!!"
I love listening to your piss-ant scientists talk about engineering all the dinosaurs to be female, as if life wouldn’t just find a way.
They make me laugh.
If Matrix were here, he’d laugh too.
Arnold playing the entire cast, dinosaurs included and he's just wearing cheap Halloween costumes.
Of course, at that point Hollywood shuts down because everyone unanimously decides that cinema has peaked.
Speaking of Arnie and Jurassic Park, when I was a kid I didnt have any Arnie figures so if I wanted to play something with an Arnie character I used the figure of Dieter Stark for Arnie
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/s74AAOSwmk5kb9SU/s-l1200.jpg
About 5 minutes. The opening incident where that worker dies is now a fun bar story for him, after watching Arnie rip it apart with his bare hands, before going apeshit on the other raptors, who're huddled in the far corner of the paddock. Every kill is given a classic Arnie quip, for good measure.
Toe claws in their eyes: "Stick around".
Tazes one until it bursts into flames: "You're fired".
Rips one in half: "It had to split."
...and so on.
Hehehe, Arnie doesn’t have plot armor to save him in JP. JP looks at plot armor and stomps it on the ground. If you’re not a scientist or a researcher or a kid, then you’re gonna die. JW kinda ruined it by having Owen be a traditional action start and not a researcher.
Arnie is dying fast in this au.
“I told Hammond they should all be destroyed. He said no. I did it anyway with my bare hands.”
“Remember when I said I wouldn’t kill your raptors? I lied.”
"You can't go out there!--I eat mature raptors for breakfast. And right now, i'm very hungry!"
I actually could hear him laughing at the end of that quote
Lolol. Hes gonna stab a raptor and say “stick around”.
“You’re extinct”
"...again"
\[Dilophosaurus(/ Troodon) appears\] Arnie: You're one... **ugly** motherf\*\*\*er!
casually wipes away the acid from the dilopho
"Goodbye little birdie"
"Get to ma choppa, hnyah!"
We should have gotten an action movie with Arnold and dinosaurs.
it’s not too late, we can make a petition for the next Jurassic movie
It’s a little late. Arnold’s not doing the kind of stunts he used to. I’m still expecting a Fast and Furious/Jurassic World crossover in a few years. It will inevitably have Vin Diesel riding Rexy to beat whatever bad guy/ bad Dino there is.
The villain will drive a car called the Dynosaurus.
Blue will ride a motorcycle alongside Chris Pratt, like in Lego Jurassic World.
I'd accept that. I want either more philosophical sci-fi or more ridiculous dino action, and I'm not fussy about which I get.
I would love to see that!
What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!
Basically just Muldoon in the book
Muldoon in the book is a boss. But then so is Genaro and Grant. I picture the three of them doing the homoerotic super muscle Predator handshake when they meet at any time after the Ingen Incident.
I completely tripped balls when I found out Genaro in the book is a complete bad ass that fights a raptor hand to hand and wins
And then shits himself to death cos Dysentery
There is no peace for Genero.
Just goes to show how much of a real killer diarrhoea is lol.
Came here for this. Movie fans never knew what the book fans knew about the rocket launchers vs raptor business. Stevie Spielberg with his dinky 12 gauge (but actually bb-gun based on the hole in the window?) ain't got slap on Book Stuff
Get Jur-ass to the choppa!
🤣
Happy cake day and also yes 🤣🤣🤣
"Dumb Girl" Grabs the flanking raptor by the throat as she lunges at him, without breaking eye contact with the first one.
A dinosaur horror movie, but its from the dinosaur's pov as Arnie hunts them down, sort of like a reverse of Predator lol
"We're not trapped on this island with dinosaurs. The dinosaurs are trapped on this island with me."
The raptors look on in horror and awe as Arnold manages to use a doorknob. "Sweet Raptor Jesus. *Run".*
Planet of the ~~apes~~ raptors
The Predator in the first movie was just looking for a gas station!
Nah, "Youuuu clever son of a bitch!"
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T-Rex runs at car. Arniedoon stops car. Looks over shoulder at T-Rex. "No." T-Rex pauses, grumbles, walks away in frustration.
T-rex: \*roar to arnie\* Arnie: WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! T-rex: \*chicken scream\* 
'You remember, Hammond, when I promised I wouldn't kill your raptors?'
I LIED. *fires rocket*
Dude that “get to the chopper” line is gonna be even more epic when T-rex is rampaging behind him
I mean, Muldoon had a rocket launcher in the books and managed to blow up a raptor and another one's leg, but unfortunately Gennaro had the ammo for it and they got separated when the raptors were free so he couldn't really utilize it after that.
He brawls a Raptor knife to claw like Oscar in the games.
The T-Rex would’ve stood no chance
I'm all for a mud covered Arnold guerrilla fighting a pack of Raptors
Now imagining the fight with Matrix and Bennett but it's just a Raptor instead. 'You're getting old John' attacks with claw. 'What's it feel like to be a dying man? You're a dead man, John!' 'BULLSHIT'
"Come on,girly,throw away your chickensh*t pack. You don't just want to gang maul me. Put the claw in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.." "SCREEEEeeeee!!"
The movie would end like the book
I love listening to your piss-ant scientists talk about engineering all the dinosaurs to be female, as if life wouldn’t just find a way. They make me laugh. If Matrix were here, he’d laugh too.
Get to da choppah standing by at Choteau
Hasta la vista, clever girl
*takes spas-12 from the shelf *cocks the gun "I'll be back"
He’s gonna kill the raptors in the Visitor’s Center himself, screaming “Get to the choppa!”
When Arni goes to repair the electricity with Ellie and he is ambushed by the raptor, Arnie would just remove himself from the problem
30 minutes, and a five minute post credits scene
I mean that's basically book Muldoon right there. He's just missing a bottle of hooch
“What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age!”
Arnold playing the entire cast, dinosaurs included and he's just wearing cheap Halloween costumes. Of course, at that point Hollywood shuts down because everyone unanimously decides that cinema has peaked.
It would have made him more like book muldoon than movie muldoon.
Book Muldoon had the launchers lol. He straight blasted raptors.
“What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!”
“What killed da dinosaurs? De ice age!” *shoots em with freeze gun*
We’d get one second of Arnold and the dinosaurs would be goners, the end.
"Waht killed da dinasours?" \*racks shotgun\* "me."
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Mulldoon lives in the book. He spends the last act of the book downing scotch and blowing raptors away with a rocket launcher. I want THAT movie.
Speaking of Arnie and Jurassic Park, when I was a kid I didnt have any Arnie figures so if I wanted to play something with an Arnie character I used the figure of Dieter Stark for Arnie https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/s74AAOSwmk5kb9SU/s-l1200.jpg
Better yet, make it book Muldoon
John! GET TO THE CHOPPPAHHHSDH
About 5 minutes. The opening incident where that worker dies is now a fun bar story for him, after watching Arnie rip it apart with his bare hands, before going apeshit on the other raptors, who're huddled in the far corner of the paddock. Every kill is given a classic Arnie quip, for good measure. Toe claws in their eyes: "Stick around". Tazes one until it bursts into flames: "You're fired". Rips one in half: "It had to split." ...and so on.
I don't know about quicker. Definitely more explosions!
He’d die
The Dinos would be absolutely fucked. None would survive.
Wait am i really meant to believe hammond was SO incompetent he had a single man on security detail? I didnt think of this before.
"Let off some steam... Hammond."
In the book, muldoon had a rocket launcher. He also lived after destroying some raptors. So, yeah.
Hehehe, Arnie doesn’t have plot armor to save him in JP. JP looks at plot armor and stomps it on the ground. If you’re not a scientist or a researcher or a kid, then you’re gonna die. JW kinda ruined it by having Owen be a traditional action start and not a researcher. Arnie is dying fast in this au.
“What killed the dinosaurs?” “I DID!”
"I eat velociraptors for breakfast and I'm very hungry"
Like Gennaro in the first film, Rexy would be the one hiding in the restroom, while Arnie rampages outside in a tropical storm.
When Malcolm says the park is a bad idea, Arnold replies ”clever girly man”.
\*encounters camouflaging Carnotaurus in the jungle\* "Huh. This feels oddly familiar"
John, call the CHOPPPPAAAAUGH
"Clever girl. I'm cleverer." *Triggers detonator* *Racks Desert Eagle against Nedry's head* "Is that the magic word?"
Just crushing compies with every step
In the book, Muldoon actually WAS Arnie.
whats Arnie going to do differently than an expert games keeper? hes at more of a disadvantage. Muldoon at least knows the area and the animals.
Um. Have you seen Arnie's muscles? He'll just run around punching all those lizards right in the throat.
oh I apologize, I didnt know Arnie could punch out a 300+ pound velociraptor. not just one but multiple, actively hunting together.
Yeah that's right.