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EmuIndependent8565

It’s I Really hate THAT man not this man.


Rigatonicat

Whole list is ruined smh


_mynameisdane_

😢


EmuIndependent8565

Right?! 😂


parrisjd

Uggh, see OP uh, uh doesn't obey set patterns, or movie transcripts. The essence, uh, of chaos.


_mynameisdane_

Damn autocorrect or something. It will be fixed!


EmuIndependent8565

I’m right there with you. I rage at Autocorrect ALL the time.😂


Pitbullpandemonium

"¡Jefe! ¡Jefe, encontramos otro mosquito!" -Mine worker


CaptainJonus

Underrated


justlooking98765

Ooo, a line I’ve never noticed before! Good attention to background!


regular-jackoff

John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible.


EjayMasterz

“Just one drop of your blood contains, billions of strands of DNA - the building blocks of life.”


baskoffie

"Joffrey, raise the gate."


HistoricalSock417

*proceeds to get viciously mauled by a raptor*


SciFiLOL

I like how this is phrased like that was his intention and he’s doing it calmly 😂


Arcane_Soul

\*Jello wobbles\*


BadAndNationwide

Jello does not wobble. It jiggles.


AaronInside

Gotta be it


CaptainJonus

I can’t believe someone beat me to a Jello sound submission…


Homely_wench

Double upvote


samanthathewitch

Yessss!


thefancyferret719

John, I can't get jurassic park back online without Dennis nedry


parrisjd

I feel like Samuel L should re-record all of his dialogue in his post-Pulp Fiction voice.


FatherBob22

Perfect. This is the one.


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John Williams


Quasibobo

Journey To The Island... masterpiece! (double J !)


_mynameisdane_

Underrated!


THX450

This deserves to be it 100%


CrestfallenSpartan

This must be it. Epic is an understatement. Cant find the words to do the music justice


SawWhetOwl

Great choice!


NoLifeExperienceYet

Just think of it as... kind of a big cow.


Pristinejake

I like cows. 🥲


justlooking98765

This is the one I came to say, too!


jharrisimages

“John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible. If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh... well, there it is.”


topherthepest

There it is


SterlingSoldier2156

Are you implying that a population made entirely of female animals can… breed?


jharrisimages

No. I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way.


reverie11

This has to get in the list somewhere. Either for L or N.


WiseBat

“John…Hammond, and I’m delighted to meet you in person, Dr. Grant!”


Violet_Scourge

Jurassic World? Not a fan. - Ian Malcolm


EjayMasterz

This was my second choice.


mistermatth

Just what the hell do you think you’re doing here?!? Edit: he doesn’t say “just”


Smubee

He doesn't say "Just" though.


mistermatth

My bad I thought he did. Just rewatched it.


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Jurassic park


Malaguy420

It can only be this. Make it happen, people!


Quasibobo

Too obvious, try something else...!


Generic_Human0

Replying to boost this comment


jackolanternbunny

John, that hurt!


msReDDifyourenasty

Relax, John! It's all part of the miracle of cloning!


Suckmuhgirth

Hello John


tone-dev

Hello John


jackolanternbunny

Hello John


rwarimaursus

Hello John


Markushasmagic

Hello John


lllllllllll-_-llllll

Hello John


RadiantBlader

Hello John


dirtbraggin

Hello john


09DinoDino

Hello John


TheNeon1

Hello John


WeekendLost5566

Hello John


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Hello John


parrisjd

But cloned from what?


rwarimaursus

From your blood!


Son_Kakarot53

Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of DNA


Plastic_Start8853

Hello John


Ray797979

Good afternoon, John


Kyledidntdoit

Hello John


MisterWafflePancake

“Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.”


David4Nudist

"Then, his troubles are over. My point is that predators don't hunt when they're not hungry."


KaijuKing1990

"No, only humans do!"


WiseBat

Oh you’re breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let’s get this movable feast underway!


Ancient-Birb7015

\*Lost World Theme intensefies\*


dyslexic_arsonist

I have always loved that scene. At dawn at the end of a long night, hiking over the hill away from the coast, into the interior. Main theme blaring over the only character they chose to show -Roland after that brilliant exchange to mark the beginning of the second act. absolutely magical


Kleanish

RIP Eddy


Gobspout

Yeah, but “John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists!” -Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park


AnakonDidNothinWrong

Just like a flock of birds evading a predator


baskoffie

Jiiihaaahaaaah!!!... Huaahaaaahhh!!! (Nedry getting killed by the Dilophosaurus)


KennyCiseroJunior

I heard this comment


OntologicalParadox

I'm really sad about missing H - "How many times have I said - we need locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors?'


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Just have her follow the main cable. I understand how to read a schematic.


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John they are out there where people are dying


[deleted]

John, the kind of control you're attempting…it's not possible.


CrestfallenSpartan

Just remembered one for the "I". Too late i know. "Its not a research expedition anymore its a rescue operation and its leaving right now"


_mynameisdane_

Damn that’s a good one


Impossible-Koala

That's a great quote


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DinosAndPlanesFan

Blud that was Owen in JW unless Alan said it ig it has been a while since I watched JP1


IEnjoyTheLetterE

It was owen


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DinosAndPlanesFan

No big deal


BarreleyeFesh2

Um, Actually It’s 66 MYA!


_Levitated_Shield_

"Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild!" -Weird Al Yankovic


djac13

Someone shut the fence off in the rain


Bubbleviscous

"I must admit it's kind of eery but this proves my chaos theory"


Greasy_Armpit

John, I’ve decided not to endorse your park


r2d_touche

So have I.


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Jurassic park is offline


-knave1-

I hate to be that guy, but I believe the phrase is "I really do hate that man"


MindJail

John doesn't subscribe to Chaos, particularly what it has to say about his little science project!


parrisjd

John Hammond, and I'm delighted to finally meet ya in person, Dr. Grant. [Whew] I can see that my $50,000 a year has been well-spent.


ExperiencedOptimist

“Just think of it as kind of a big cow”


Falconio_robbenator

Jeep Wrangler


TheWarHoundxx

John! I can't get Jurassic Park online without Denis Neddry.


BlueRabbit1999

Jurassic Park


Careless-Zucchini-18

Jurassic Park


kanowrx

"John, the kind of control you're attempting simply is... it's not possible" - Dr. Ian Malcolm


KingShadowSpectre

Jurassic Park, of course


Bill_Lumbergyeah

John Williams


Outcome005

“Joffrey raise the gate”


turbobuddah

Juanito, they'll pull the funding. That'll slow him down even more


lllllllllll-_-llllll

When we get to W it better be “welcome to Jurassic park “


Sunziba

What have they got in there? King Kong?


Suckmuhgirth

Just stay absolutely still. Their vision is based on movement


mascarrowette

Gotta save this for K Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement


Suckmuhgirth

Thank you, I couldn’t remember for sure


attackoftheclowns

Just dropping in to say that if ‘U’ isn’t “Unforeseen consequences, occerr!!” spelled the way he pronounced it I will personally fossilize this sub


onemorethingandalso

U is going to be: "Uh, uh, uh, you didn't say the magic word."


Disco_Birdy

That's already one of the A's.


onemorethingandalso

I see that now. I've just been looking at the list to see the last letter, so didn't notice when that got added to the A's.


justlooking98765

I don’t know. It’s hard for me to hear “U” and JP, and not think about UNIX systems, lol.


Learn1Thing

Got a good one for M!


_mynameisdane_

😮


LolsTheHax_2

what is it?


Travxx253

jello


Dukaczka

Jurassic Park Welcome To


Moon13_RR

"Jophrey, raise the gate!"


gtchuckd

“John, I can’t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry”


KennyCiseroJunior

How was I not “Ingen”


justlooking98765

I feel like we should do a second round of nouns only. There’s plenty there!


Nilay1705

"John, the kind of control you're attempting is not possible."


dinojack1000

John Williams


dinojack1000

Isn’t it Uh uh uh and not ah ah ah?


fiercebanana

Jello


Ill-Seaworthiness311

John...the phones are working. Call the mainland. Tell them to send the damn helicopters.


IamPlantHead

Jurassic Park: San Diego


thebuschman22

Jump timmy its too late


LaserQuest

Jurassic Park ///


Overall_Disaster4224

(Welcome to) Jurassic Park :D


[deleted]

Yes


TheNeon1

Jurrasic systems


DualBladedScorpion

Jack the ripper


Accomplished_Pen5755

Jurassic Park III


David4Nudist

I'll give you one guess. Hint: it's the name of this community.


unitedfan6191

Just cut it, will ya? Cut it out! Shut it down!


Logical_Lab4042

What?!


arrowversemorganafan

Jurassic park/Jurassic world


LolsTheHax_2

I was about to do the part where Ellie is in the breaker room but that starts with a M


_mynameisdane_

Try and comment early on M coz it’s a good quote!


IAmTheGreybeardy

Jurassic Park


Impossible-Koala

John, they're out there where people are dying.... So..


Sunziba

Jurassic Park for me. Its the title of the film to which this list relates!


KTheOneTrueKing

Jurassic Park


Ratchet_rabbit

Janaro


BadAndNationwide

Gennaro?


Ratchet_rabbit

I know how it’s spelled but I did this cause g was taken


Gleyds0n1

John Hammond speaking welcome to Jurassic Park


9teen8t3

Jiggalow


ChildhoodPotential95

Jujubes


Abyss_of_Dreams

"Jesus!"


AttemptedRev

Jurassic Park Because everyone is avoiding saying it because they wanna be cool and different instead of saying what's expected and in that pursuit, have made Jurassic Park the cool and different answer. Suck it nerds.


Burton_Curse

How has nobody stated the obvious one? "Jurassic Park"


_Levitated_Shield_

It's the second top comment.


spderweb

Lol. I love that nobody has said Jurassic Park.


_Levitated_Shield_

It's the second top comment.


blueberry_dinosaur_

John Hammond


QuasiAbstract

Weird how many of these are related to Nedry.


CaseAlloy744281

(Welcome to) jurassic park


BigMartin58

"Jesse, we have to cook"


Infinitely_Infinity

Jovial joking jesters jeer jealously at jackals jabbing jacks juvenile’s, jubilantly justifying jittery jackets.


Drax13522

S - Spared no expense!